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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1451 on: October 04, 2013, 08:24:13 AM »
http://gizmodo.com/any-animal-that-touches-this-lethal-lake-turns-to-stone-1436606506

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what a sick bastard. I bet he's a hoot at funerals.
Yeah, the article mentions that he'd been removing the animals from the lake, letting them dry out, then posing them in "more natural" positions.  Sick.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1452 on: October 09, 2013, 12:55:57 PM »


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1453 on: October 09, 2013, 01:17:18 PM »
I bet this seal has a hell of a story to tell when he gets back home.


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1454 on: October 10, 2013, 02:17:24 PM »
http://deadspin.com/escaped-dog-runs-half-marathon-wins-medal-gets-neuter-1443527598

Escaped Dog Runs Half-Marathon, Wins Medal, Gets Neutered

Boogie got off his leash Friday night, and the next day decided to join the Evansville half-marathon. He finished in 2:15—better than most of the entered runners—and promptly got sent to an animal shelter for his trouble.

The 8-year-old Chocolate Lab became a sensation during the race, running much of it alongside Kim Arney. But once he reached the finish line and no one claimed him, poor Boogie had to be shipped to Animal Control. Police appealed for his owner to come forward:

"Because he did not officially enter the race, we do not have his race times. However, we are confident he set a new course record for an unassisted dog,’ Evansville police said in a post immediately after the race.

"Anyone who might recognize this champion runner is asked to help him get back home."
Boogie's owner Jerry Butts came to claim him, and on Tuesday, Boogie was reunited with Arney and awarded a participant medal.

This was Boogie's fourth successful escape attempt, so to calm him down, Butts is going to have him neutered. "He’s going to lose part of his manhood here," Butts said. "That was part of the deal."



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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1455 on: October 10, 2013, 03:57:34 PM »
 :D
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1458 on: October 15, 2013, 12:07:42 AM »
just look at this dapper little fellow!



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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1459 on: October 15, 2013, 12:33:27 PM »
just look at this dapper little fellow!



all dressed up and no where to go give someone rabies


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1460 on: October 15, 2013, 08:17:56 PM »
18 foot oarfish, largest oarfish the captain had seen previously was 3 feet.   :surprised:

http://pressdemocrat.com/article/20131015/wire/131019716?title=18-foot-long-sea-creature-found-off-California-coast

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1461 on: October 16, 2013, 05:12:35 PM »
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1462 on: October 16, 2013, 06:15:50 PM »
So I have this little guy who keeps sleeping on my outside chair at ny apartment. I have not fed him or let him inside, and he has no collar, but he seems to sleep here pretty regularly. Here is a photo of him yawning just now.



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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1463 on: October 16, 2013, 06:18:33 PM »
try to kill it its sleep, painlessly.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1464 on: October 16, 2013, 06:22:15 PM »
But he likes to roll around and pull a kangaroo pose like this

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1465 on: October 16, 2013, 06:25:06 PM »
if you don't want to kill it, you could put it in your house and make it crap in a pan of fake sand.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1466 on: October 16, 2013, 06:42:25 PM »
looks pretty adorbs, mocat!

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1468 on: October 17, 2013, 03:04:37 PM »
So I have this little guy who keeps sleeping on my outside chair at ny apartment. I have not fed him or let him inside, and he has no collar, but he seems to sleep here pretty regularly. Here is a photo of him yawning just now.



'grats mocat, looks like a great looking elite specimen.  i wonder where he lives


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1469 on: October 23, 2013, 11:25:58 AM »


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1471 on: October 28, 2013, 04:16:52 PM »
I heard EMAWnk in the vents last night and really hoped he came out today.

Sure enough, i get home on my lunch break, start to make a sammy and whooosh, EMAWnk comes running into the kitchen.

Chased him around for about 10 minutes and finally captured him by throwing a towel over him. Took him out side and EMAWnk was set free.

I've seen a couple of chipmunks in the past week while walking my dog.

Everytime I see them scampering I think it could be EMAWnk.  :D


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1473 on: October 29, 2013, 02:41:46 PM »

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1474 on: October 30, 2013, 11:05:52 AM »


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