amazing animal stories thread (post your own)

[sys]

Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.

current abe to random homeowner - "sorry.  i'll get a bag and carry crap around for the next two miles."

abe after visiting elite dog-painting salon - "hey dude, there's a tiger shitting on your lawn."

[AppleJack]

Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.

current abe to random homeowner - "sorry.  i'll get a bag and carry crap around for the next two miles."

abe after visiting elite dog-painting salon - "hey dude, there's a tiger shitting on your lawn."

I have a pointer/beagle mix, bout 50 pounds. What animal would you suggest we paint him?

[AbeFroman]

Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.

current abe to random homeowner - "sorry.  i'll get a bag and carry crap around for the next two miles."

abe after visiting elite dog-painting salon - "hey dude, there's a tiger shitting on your lawn."

Haha, as if I carried the crap around for 2 miles. It's things like this that make me run faster.

Abe to random homeowner - "Sorry bro, later"

[sys]

I have a pointer/beagle mix, bout 50 pounds. What animal would you suggest we paint him?

if you send a photo, i can have my illegal chinese stylist tailor a recommendation to your dog's look and personality.

[Stupid Fitz]

Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.

current abe to random homeowner - "sorry.  i'll get a bag and carry crap around for the next two miles."

abe after visiting elite dog-painting salon - "hey dude, there's a tiger shitting on your lawn."

I have a pointer/beagle mix, bout 50 pounds. What animal would you suggest we paint him?

raccoon obviously

[jtksu]

Probably like a mongoose?

[wetwillie]

I have a pointer/beagle mix, bout 50 pounds. What animal would you suggest we paint him?

if you send a photo, i can have my illegal chinese stylist tailor a recommendation to your dog's look and personality.

your ability to interweave thread topics seamlessly into other threads while staying on topic is nothing short of an art form.

[kitten_mittons]

Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.

current abe to random homeowner - "sorry.  i'll get a bag and carry crap around for the next two miles."

abe after visiting elite dog-painting salon - "hey dude, there's a tiger shitting on your lawn."

I have a pointer/beagle mix, bout 50 pounds. What animal would you suggest we paint him?

I would suggest painting him as a more manly dog.

[CNS]

One of my dogs is a basset hound.  Will paint up as a sea lion nicely. 

Other dog looks a lot like the tiger, so....tiger.

[steve dave]

One of my dogs is a basset hound.  Will paint up as a sea lion nicely. 

Other dog looks a lot like the tiger, so....tiger.

the basset to sea lion idea is a good one

[Kat Kid]

[CNS]

Thinking that EPAW should have some purp zebra strips added if he/she is indeed going to be at familyreunionpak. 

[Stevesie60]

Thinking that EPAW should have some purp zebra strips added if he/she is indeed going to be at familyreunionpak. 

Make it happen, EMAWgeddon.

[WillieWatanabe]

[sys]

tortuga & ww, those are both fantastic.  dogs, man oh man.

[pissclams]

Elk Rescues Drowning Marmot
http://www.kpvi.com/story.php?id=45849&n=15206

[steve dave]

Elk Rescues Drowning Marmot
http://www.kpvi.com/story.php?id=45849&n=15206

This is what every local news story should be like

[jc_jax]

Nice marmot.

[pissclams]

[steve dave]

saw some elks and mountain goats in CO last week 

[DQ12]

saw some elks and mountain goats in CO last week 

[Emo EMAW]

One of my fraternity buddies had a beta fish.  We lost it during a party.  Someone found it months later and it was still alive. 

[steve dave]

Come try to pet me why don'tcha?  I'm friendly


OMG PSYCHE WRAAAARRRR


Quit trying to pull up your pants! Give me a boost up!


Fine, keep running bad person.  eff it, I got a hand hold.


You guys suck at shooting guns, I'm outta here


You people think I can't get up there?  I'm a leopard!

[Stevesie60]

2nd caption is a gem.

[pissclams]

fantastic video-