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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #450 on: June 22, 2011, 05:28:47 PM »
Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.

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abe after visiting elite dog-painting salon - "hey dude, there's a tiger shitting on your lawn."
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #451 on: June 22, 2011, 05:30:37 PM »
Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.

current abe to random homeowner - "sorry.  i'll get a bag and carry crap around for the next two miles."

abe after visiting elite dog-painting salon - "hey dude, there's a tiger shitting on your lawn."

I have a pointer/beagle mix, bout 50 pounds. What animal would you suggest we paint him?
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #452 on: June 22, 2011, 05:31:43 PM »
Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.

current abe to random homeowner - "sorry.  i'll get a bag and carry crap around for the next two miles."

abe after visiting elite dog-painting salon - "hey dude, there's a tiger shitting on your lawn."

Haha, as if I carried the crap around for 2 miles. It's things like this that make me run faster.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #453 on: June 22, 2011, 05:36:22 PM »
I have a pointer/beagle mix, bout 50 pounds. What animal would you suggest we paint him?

if you send a photo, i can have my illegal chinese stylist tailor a recommendation to your dog's look and personality.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #454 on: June 22, 2011, 05:36:57 PM »
Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.

current abe to random homeowner - "sorry.  i'll get a bag and carry crap around for the next two miles."

abe after visiting elite dog-painting salon - "hey dude, there's a tiger shitting on your lawn."

I have a pointer/beagle mix, bout 50 pounds. What animal would you suggest we paint him?

raccoon obviously

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #455 on: June 22, 2011, 05:38:28 PM »
Probably like a mongoose?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #456 on: June 22, 2011, 06:19:59 PM »
I have a pointer/beagle mix, bout 50 pounds. What animal would you suggest we paint him?

if you send a photo, i can have my illegal chinese stylist tailor a recommendation to your dog's look and personality.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #457 on: June 22, 2011, 09:03:46 PM »
Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.

current abe to random homeowner - "sorry.  i'll get a bag and carry crap around for the next two miles."

abe after visiting elite dog-painting salon - "hey dude, there's a tiger shitting on your lawn."

I have a pointer/beagle mix, bout 50 pounds. What animal would you suggest we paint him?
I would suggest painting him as a more manly dog.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #458 on: June 23, 2011, 09:37:07 AM »
One of my dogs is a basset hound.  Will paint up as a sea lion nicely. 

Other dog looks a lot like the tiger, so....tiger.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #459 on: June 23, 2011, 09:39:29 AM »
One of my dogs is a basset hound.  Will paint up as a sea lion nicely. 

Other dog looks a lot like the tiger, so....tiger.

the basset to sea lion idea is a good one

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #460 on: June 23, 2011, 05:25:58 PM »

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #461 on: June 23, 2011, 05:30:07 PM »
Thinking that EPAW should have some purp zebra strips added if he/she is indeed going to be at familyreunionpak. 


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #462 on: June 23, 2011, 11:38:59 PM »
Thinking that EPAW should have some purp zebra strips added if he/she is indeed going to be at familyreunionpak. 



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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #463 on: June 24, 2011, 07:36:59 AM »
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #464 on: June 24, 2011, 01:01:21 PM »
tortuga & ww, those are both fantastic.  dogs, man oh man.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #465 on: July 01, 2011, 12:41:00 PM »


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #466 on: July 01, 2011, 12:45:23 PM »
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #467 on: July 01, 2011, 12:49:08 PM »
Nice marmot.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #468 on: July 20, 2011, 02:21:00 PM »


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #469 on: July 20, 2011, 02:22:07 PM »
saw some elks and mountain goats in CO last week  :surprised:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #470 on: July 20, 2011, 02:36:30 PM »
saw some elks and mountain goats in CO last week  :surprised:
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #471 on: July 20, 2011, 02:42:35 PM »
One of my fraternity buddies had a beta fish.  We lost it during a party.  Someone found it months later and it was still alive.  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #472 on: July 20, 2011, 02:51:37 PM »
Come try to pet me why don'tcha?  I'm friendly


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #473 on: July 20, 2011, 07:19:40 PM »
2nd caption is a gem.

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Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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