i was walking to get dinner last night and took a shortcut through the forest. about halfway through the forest, i came across a polar bear. he was lost and looked sad. i took him by the paw and walked him to a shortcut that leads from the wold directly to the artic circle. fortunately for him i didn't take him to the shortcut i know in the forest that goes to antartica.
before he left on his way, he pulled out his flute and played me the most beautiful melody. his favorite dish is spaghetti and meatballs and i'm going to cook him some this weekend and send them to him. we are now friends.