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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #275 on: October 20, 2010, 12:01:08 PM »
Walking out of my front door last month, I scared a squirrel that was sitting on top of my porch light.  He jumped behind my gutter downspout.  He was really freaked out.  Stayed there for two days.  On day three, he was gone. 

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« Reply #276 on: October 20, 2010, 12:05:03 PM »
my best friends grandma lives in topeka. i happened to run into her two years ago and we talked for a while. "how are you, haven't seen you in a while" kind of stuff. she then proceeds to tell me that she has an ongoing competition with a neighbor of hers over who can shoot the most squirrels and how it wasn't much of a competition because she was beating the guy something like 16 to 5 or something.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #277 on: October 20, 2010, 12:06:02 PM »
i had to send my dawg, Gibbs, to a pet psychiatrist.  :facepalm: it did not get to the root of the problem. all it did is earn me the silent treatment for the next week.  :frown:
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #278 on: October 20, 2010, 12:13:05 PM »
Best food to put in squirrel trap?

pumpkins or mums

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« Reply #279 on: October 20, 2010, 12:18:48 PM »
also, the competition restarts every spring and goes until the fall where they apparently call it off for the winter months and then restart again in the spring. i mean, what do you even say to that? also, pretty strange about that caterpillar story of mine, huh? i mean, just flat out disappeared.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #280 on: October 20, 2010, 12:21:13 PM »
i mean, you guys don't think that he could've cocooned himself into a butterfly and flew away in under three hours do you? is this even possible?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #281 on: October 20, 2010, 12:22:34 PM »
"the butterfly effect"

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #283 on: October 20, 2010, 12:26:08 PM »
my best friends grandma lives in topeka. i happened to run into her two years ago and we talked for a while. "how are you, haven't seen you in a while" kind of stuff. she then proceeds to tell me that she has an ongoing competition with a neighbor of hers over who can shoot the most squirrels and how it wasn't much of a competition because she was beating the guy something like 16 to 5 or something.

do you have the grandma's phone number? is she for hire?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #284 on: October 20, 2010, 12:27:52 PM »
rick, your dog ate the caterpillar and your friend's grandma is a bloodthirsty sociopath and I don't want to go visit her even if it's her birthday. 

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #285 on: October 20, 2010, 05:44:00 PM »
TRUE ANIMAL STORY!:

While getting dressed this morning, I noticed an earthworm on the floor in the middle of my bedroom.  I thought it was a rubberband hair thingie that mrs. ok_cat or baby ok_cat dropped(it was dark in the room).  I picked it up, and it was worm-y feeling. 

I threw it in the trash and washed my hands (TWICE!)

Just wanted others to be on the lookout for worms, they might be starting to break into people's houses or something.

Similar thing happened to me earlier this year.  Raining really hard outside and I got up about 6am.  I flip on the living room light and see this sonuvabitch:



I tossed it outside, and grabbed a pic real quick.  Still have no idea how it got inside.  Can they pick locks?
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« Reply #286 on: October 20, 2010, 05:45:58 PM »
TRUE ANIMAL STORY!:

While getting dressed this morning, I noticed an earthworm on the floor in the middle of my bedroom.  I thought it was a rubberband hair thingie that mrs. ok_cat or baby ok_cat dropped(it was dark in the room).  I picked it up, and it was worm-y feeling. 

I threw it in the trash and washed my hands (TWICE!)

Just wanted others to be on the lookout for worms, they might be starting to break into people's houses or something.

Similar thing happened to me earlier this year.  Raining really hard outside and I got up about 6am.  I flip on the living room light and see this sonuvabitch:



I tossed it outside, and grabbed a pic real quick.  Still have no idea how it got inside.  Can they pick locks?

Obviously! The card it used is lying right next to it!!  :runaway: :runaway:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #287 on: October 20, 2010, 06:12:52 PM »
eff!  It was right in front of me the whole time!
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« Reply #288 on: October 20, 2010, 06:33:13 PM »
what kind of backwoods places to you fuckers live??
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #289 on: October 20, 2010, 07:00:17 PM »
what kind of backwoods places to you fuckers live??

Turn around.  There's a nightcrawler that's about to shank you.   :horrorsurprise:
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« Reply #290 on: October 20, 2010, 09:56:22 PM »
You sure it didn't drop out of your "wife's" ass?  You really gotta keep those things current with their shots bro.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #291 on: October 20, 2010, 10:05:47 PM »
TRUE ANIMAL STORY!:

While getting dressed this morning, I noticed an earthworm on the floor in the middle of my bedroom.  I thought it was a rubberband hair thingie that mrs. ok_cat or baby ok_cat dropped(it was dark in the room).  I picked it up, and it was worm-y feeling. 

I threw it in the trash and washed my hands (TWICE!)

Just wanted others to be on the lookout for worms, they might be starting to break into people's houses or something.

Similar thing happened to me earlier this year.  Raining really hard outside and I got up about 6am.  I flip on the living room light and see this sonuvabitch:



I tossed it outside, and grabbed a pic real quick.  Still have no idea how it got inside.  Can they pick locks?

I read the first part and saw the picture.  Kept thinking "What kinda lunatic has cement floors in his living room?"  You became a lot less interesting when I read the last part

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #292 on: October 21, 2010, 06:31:27 AM »
TRUE ANIMAL STORY!:

While getting dressed this morning, I noticed an earthworm on the floor in the middle of my bedroom.  I thought it was a rubberband hair thingie that mrs. ok_cat or baby ok_cat dropped(it was dark in the room).  I picked it up, and it was worm-y feeling. 

I threw it in the trash and washed my hands (TWICE!)

Just wanted others to be on the lookout for worms, they might be starting to break into people's houses or something.

Similar thing happened to me earlier this year.  Raining really hard outside and I got up about 6am.  I flip on the living room light and see this sonuvabitch:



I tossed it outside, and grabbed a pic real quick.  Still have no idea how it got inside.  Can they pick locks?

I read the first part and saw the picture.  Kept thinking "What kinda lunatic has cement floors in his living room?"  You became a lot less interesting when I read the last part

I was going to comment on the perils of basement pillars.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #293 on: October 21, 2010, 09:06:01 AM »
A rabbitt ate a ton of our tomatos last year.  This year?  None.  What did we do different from last year?  Nothing.  Solve that mystery Matlock. 

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #294 on: October 21, 2010, 09:11:42 AM »
A rabbitt ate a ton of our tomatos last year.  This year?  None.  What did we do different from last year?  Nothing.  Solve that mystery Matlock. 

Your tomatos this year aren't very good? :dunno:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #295 on: October 21, 2010, 09:14:03 AM »
this thread is more annoying then kono's cubs thread


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #296 on: October 21, 2010, 09:15:02 AM »
A rabbitt ate a ton of our tomatos last year.  This year?  None.  What did we do different from last year?  Nothing.  Solve that mystery Matlock. 

two people in your neighborhood are having a "who can shoot the most rabbits" contest?  :dunno:
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #297 on: October 21, 2010, 10:03:27 AM »
You didn't plant tomatos this year?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #298 on: October 21, 2010, 10:08:27 AM »
this thread is more annoying then kono's cubs thread

this is funny because cubs are actually animals. merge?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #299 on: October 21, 2010, 10:22:11 AM »
pls merge =Mods?=


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