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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2300 on: April 12, 2019, 02:40:49 PM »
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2301 on: April 12, 2019, 02:59:35 PM »
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2302 on: April 12, 2019, 03:17:21 PM »
i wonder how many times that pup fell trying to get to the top, i bet it was a lot


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2303 on: April 12, 2019, 03:19:03 PM »
My dog used to be able to do that but now she's old and has a bum hip
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2304 on: April 26, 2019, 10:31:32 AM »
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2305 on: May 01, 2019, 02:47:53 PM »
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2306 on: May 26, 2019, 10:32:37 AM »
I was quietly sitting in my yard watching the birds and rabbits and squirrels when, out of nowhere, I heard this huge woosh of air. I immediately turned my head to look, saw all the animals scatter, absolutely hauling motherfucking ass in every direction, and in the very next instant saw this rough ridin' falcon in dive bomb form come into view from straight above. It missed whatever it was after and was flying away over my head in the next instant. The whole thing happend in like two seconds. The noise from the rush of air was just incredible and I hope I can experience that again someday.

I wish I could ID all of the types of hawks and falcons I see, but it's too hard to get a good look at them.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2307 on: May 26, 2019, 11:15:24 AM »
A great horned owl lives in my neighborhood and I get embarrassingly excited when he hangs out in my yard.


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2308 on: May 26, 2019, 11:28:30 AM »
There was an injured bird in my yard and my dog went straight after it trying to play (very roughly). Ended up killing it before I could get her away. Like 4 or 5 other birds were chirping like crazy from the trees above and started dive bombing my dog. I went to grab a shovel to scoop up the dead bird and throw it over the fence to the city's property. While walking to the dead bird, my dog locks in on a dive bomber and snatches it out of the air. So then I had to throw 2 dead birds over the fence. It's like the third or fourth time I've seen her catch a flying bird, I've never seen any of my other dogs through the years do this.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2309 on: May 26, 2019, 12:46:53 PM »
that's a very skilled dog you have, liblib.  give her a treat from me and tell her that i admire her greatly.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2310 on: May 26, 2019, 03:22:35 PM »
My hood great horned owl would own your dog imo


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2311 on: May 26, 2019, 04:20:35 PM »
Your hood "great" horned owl don't want no smoke
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2312 on: May 26, 2019, 04:53:14 PM »
A great horned owl lives in my neighborhood and I get embarrassingly excited when he hangs out in my yard.


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MY wife's pug gets into a barking frenzy with a large hoot owl that sits in a tree branch about 20 feet above ground.  They take turns barking/hooting at one another.  This goes on for hours sometimes.  I got a feeling they enjoy each other's company.   
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2313 on: May 26, 2019, 05:40:46 PM »
A great horned owl lives in my neighborhood and I get embarrassingly excited when he hangs out in my yard.


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MY wife's pug gets into a barking frenzy with a large hoot owl that sits in a tree branch about 20 feet above ground.  They take turns barking/hooting at one another.  This goes on for hours sometimes.  I got a feeling they enjoy each other's company.


yeah, until that big ass owl gets sick of that giant fat short nosed rat (birds don't know the difference) and swoops down and takes it out. Our senior Chihuahua has developed this deep seeded necessity to go out in our front yard where we have about an acre of trees and underbrush to take a crap every morning. I feel it's just a matter of time before he finds a copperhead or a hawk finds him. When it's nice out, I at least sit on the porch to watch him while I put on my socks or get dressed (we live in the country so no chance of indecent exposure charges)

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2314 on: May 27, 2019, 08:21:12 AM »

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2315 on: May 27, 2019, 01:48:51 PM »
that is going to give me rough ridin' nightmares

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2316 on: May 27, 2019, 02:44:05 PM »
A great horned owl lives in my neighborhood and I get embarrassingly excited when he hangs out in my yard.


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MY wife's pug gets into a barking frenzy with a large hoot owl that sits in a tree branch about 20 feet above ground.  They take turns barking/hooting at one another.  This goes on for hours sometimes.  I got a feeling they enjoy each other's company.


yeah, until that big ass owl gets sick of that giant fat short nosed rat (birds don't know the difference) and swoops down and takes it out. Our senior Chihuahua has developed this deep seeded necessity to go out in our front yard where we have about an acre of trees and underbrush to take a crap every morning. I feel it's just a matter of time before he finds a copperhead or a hawk finds him. When it's nice out, I at least sit on the porch to watch him while I put on my socks or get dressed (we live in the country so no chance of indecent exposure charges)

Tag, my wife's pug is a cross with a Chihuahua and is as tuff as nails.  A couple months after we got him we heard a pack of coyotes one evening.  This got the little fellow all excited and he shot out the front door as I opened it to see where they were at.  My wife and I looked for him, even thou I thought he was a goner.  We both heard him getting into a fight with the pack.  But he did limp home about a half hour latter.  He got bite in the front chest and on the leg.  Took him to the vet and was told he was going to be aright.  About six weeks latter, we heard the coyotes again.  We weren't to worried about the little guy, since we figured he learned his lesson.  That was a mistake, because again he shot out the front door to go after the coyotes again.  This time I was the only one home, so I looked all over for him.  But all the while thinking he was lost.  We have a small farm with lots of trees and that where the coyotes were.  Well heavens to be, he shows up again with several bites on him.  He's one tuff little bastard.  Besides he killed a six foot black snake the other day and kills lots of small animals all year round.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2317 on: May 27, 2019, 06:24:32 PM »
liblib, please rename your dog to "eagle owl dog".  you may call her eags or owlsie as a nickname.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2318 on: June 01, 2019, 10:18:03 AM »

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2319 on: June 27, 2019, 08:03:28 PM »
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #2320 on: June 28, 2019, 09:35:55 AM »
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