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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #150 on: December 17, 2022, 04:53:02 PM »
Doubling down on my “if no natty appearance under Avery it’s not happening” predicto.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #151 on: December 17, 2022, 05:59:11 PM »
Read on Alabama message board that several of their Spring enrollees are on campus and started practicing with the team for the bowl game.  Not sure if these is of any value, but I think having Avery travel with the bowl team could give him some eyeball experience.   

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« Reply #152 on: December 17, 2022, 06:12:08 PM »
Read on Alabama message board that several of their Spring enrollees are on campus and started practicing with the team for the bowl game.  Not sure if these is of any value, but I think having Avery travel with the bowl team could give him some eyeball experience.   

That definitely isn't true. They might be doing that starting next week, but I even question the legality of that given they aren't enrolled. But we haven't had signing day yet, if they have players practicing with the team, someone should call the NCAA.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #153 on: December 17, 2022, 08:26:44 PM »
Is part of new twitter putting still shots of dementia ads before the football video starts?

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #154 on: December 20, 2022, 01:02:47 PM »
Here's hoping he gets a couple (or more) of these as well

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #156 on: December 20, 2022, 01:52:17 PM »
Damn Klieman is short

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #157 on: December 20, 2022, 02:34:38 PM »
Damn Klieman is short

Maybe it's one of these deals?


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« Reply #158 on: December 20, 2022, 03:04:50 PM »
Man I love that pic.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #159 on: December 20, 2022, 06:10:34 PM »
Here's hoping he gets a couple (or more) of these as well

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #160 on: December 20, 2022, 08:57:24 PM »
When Avery gets in the Cat gym and eating biscuits every morning, he will be a force to be reckoned with.

Edit: I hope we're in a position to redshirt him

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #161 on: December 21, 2022, 05:32:03 PM »
When Avery gets in the Cat gym and eating biscuits every morning, he will be a force to be reckoned with.

Edit: I hope we're in a position to redshirt him

The redshirt question kind of depends on if Rubley stays or if we get some other decent backup in the portal (doubtful). I can't remember the last time we had a QB stay healthy all year but that probably has something to do with our old Battering Ram offense.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #162 on: December 21, 2022, 05:37:53 PM »
Kirk Cousins and Lamar Jackson were both 6'3" 200 when they were drafted, I can't imagine they were heavier than Avery's 175 when they were high school seniors.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #163 on: December 21, 2022, 06:13:27 PM »
It's crazy to me that Lamar is that tall

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #164 on: December 21, 2022, 07:43:17 PM »
I think Avery Johnson has a great chance to develop into a Dennis Dixon type college QB. Same height, and Dixon matured into his 6-3, 195 lb frame. Similar 40-time/breakaway speed (Johnson may be faster). Similar beautiful deep ball.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #165 on: December 21, 2022, 11:24:52 PM »
Good comp, I hope their careers don't end the same :cry:

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #166 on: December 22, 2022, 06:27:36 AM »
Good comp, I hope their careers don't end the same :cry:
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Also I'm pretty sure he visited k-state as a recruit

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #167 on: February 02, 2023, 12:53:17 PM »
Biscuits all day every day

There aren’t many other long-haired freshmen walking from one class to the next with the physique of a strong-armed quarterback. Even if he does have a doppelganger located somewhere in his new college town, you can easily tell them apart because Johnson is the one carrying a bag filled with protein bars and he is also probably stuffing his face like Brad Pitt’s character in the movie “Ocean’s 11.” Now that Johnson has enrolled a semester early to jump-start his college football career after a sensational four years at Maize High School, he is trying to bulk up. That means eating 5,000 calories each day. “Trying to stay on top of my diet has been my hardest challenge so far,” Johnson said. “My backpack is full of snacks. I wouldn’t want to sit next to me in class, because that is literally all I do. I am crunching through my back, eating all kinds of stuff and trying to get the next thing open.”

Read more at: https://www.kansascity.com/sports/college/big-12/kansas-state/article272024587.html#storylink=cpy

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #168 on: February 03, 2023, 12:16:06 AM »
Avery and Keagon = Johnson & Johnson

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #170 on: March 07, 2023, 02:18:24 PM »
being forced to add 15 lbs and still look great is some kind of dream

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #171 on: March 07, 2023, 02:53:42 PM »
Just get him to like 200 lbs before September without losing his athleticism and we Gucci
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #172 on: March 07, 2023, 03:32:24 PM »
Still needs to add about 35lbs and he will be a 4 time Heisman trophy winner
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #173 on: March 07, 2023, 05:39:10 PM »
He is not an OLineman; jesus, lay off.  We do want him to keep his speed in both feet and arms.
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #174 on: March 07, 2023, 07:34:29 PM »
I don't want him running unless absolutely required. Add the biscuits. He needs to be 205 next year.