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what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« on: July 06, 2022, 11:39:04 AM »
1)He's big and his hair is big
2)His running skills are VERY GOOD! He proved this last year
3)He's a nice guy
4)He gives AMAZING! interviews.
5)He completes me

Anyway, what if jonson turns out to be amazing? I'm holding out hope that he's really friggin good. But if he was really good, i'm assuming we would have heard some "rumblings" from some sources, and i haven't heard much.

What do you guys think? Is there a chance? Or have i just taken too much nyquil again? hahah.  i think he's gonna be a SLAM DUNK


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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2022, 11:56:57 AM »
I'm going to buy an Avery Johnson 2 jersey, will be my first K-State jersey since I got an Aaron Locket one in 1997.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2022, 12:14:30 PM »
In my many years of grading players and being very successful at it, I have to say. He has graded extremely high so you know what that means.
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2022, 12:21:18 PM »
I think I'm going to buy this hat and glue a blonde wig under it and wear it to games.




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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2022, 12:33:44 PM »
ya i have a feeling its about to be MINION TIIIIIIIME!!!!!
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2022, 01:07:17 PM »
I think I'm going to buy this hat and glue a blonde wig under it and wear it to games.





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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2022, 03:02:57 PM »
He will be our OC in like 9 years  :dunno:

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2022, 03:30:29 PM »
Thanks, Bush blister. Hard to say that with a straight face. This thread was definitely needed. the recruiting thread was getting overloaded with this future heartthrob. Hope he doesn’t decommit because you spelled his name wrong.
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2022, 03:31:31 PM »
He will be our OC in like 9 years  :dunno:

Nah, they'll be talking about Mahomes passing the torch to him as the face of the league.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2022, 04:45:58 PM »
I know this has been posted before but it needs to be in the Avery John “stone” thread. It looks like he told the one dude to “hold my stones” as he dragged D’s nuts all over his face.  I could’ve actually put this in three threads. It was a very difficult decision.
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2022, 10:18:42 PM »
The dude puts some zip on his ball.
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2022, 10:22:46 PM »
I think my favorite thing about Avery so far is his statement that he’s looking forward to spending his next 4…or 3 years at KSU.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2022, 10:58:11 PM »
That is an awesome picture. I was thinking he was probably 6 or 7 in that picture and he is probably 17 years old now so 10 to 11 years ago was 2011 or 2012 which would have been right during the Colin Klein era.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2022, 11:10:50 AM »
this thread title is disrespectful. what if he sees it and decides to transfer??  :frown:

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2022, 11:18:54 AM »
He has read gE for years.  He knows how we roll

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what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2022, 11:24:24 AM »
Fix it, out of respect for him being a badass

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2022, 02:18:32 PM »
the amount of pressure he's walking into is huge. it's like mhk's lebron james. but just like lbj he seems like the chosen one, seems this is destined to work out. lol i need to chill on the nyquil

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2022, 10:08:03 PM »
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2022, 06:54:06 PM »
Nothing really new but does mention that he would be inrolling early witch somebody else had already mentioned.  For people sweating Dylan Edwards commitment, he also talked about Dylan Edwards being our number one recruiter.
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2022, 05:15:16 AM »
Interesting podcast. John Hoover says Avery was in consideration for the MVP at the elite 11. Also a Matt boss goEMAW story.
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2022, 03:44:01 PM »
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2022, 05:23:02 PM »
Got the fastball on lock, needs a bit of work on the changeup

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2022, 06:12:42 PM »
Got the fastball on lock, needs a bit of work on the changeup

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
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