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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #700 on: May 16, 2025, 05:33:58 PM »
Am I off for thinking that this is a little much for a QB who is on a team that went 9-4?

I've been wrong before, so it may be happening again.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #701 on: May 16, 2025, 05:45:23 PM »
I think the opposite.  I think he should be selling more rando stuff that wildwildcat fans need. 

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #702 on: May 16, 2025, 08:33:14 PM »
Am I off for thinking that this is a little much for a QB who is on a team that went 9-4?

I've been wrong before, so it may be happening again.

What's a little much?

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #703 on: May 16, 2025, 09:06:43 PM »
Am I off for thinking that this is a little much for a QB who is on a team that went 9-4?

I've been wrong before, so it may be happening again.

A 9-4 season definitely kind of felt like life handing AJ some lemons

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #704 on: May 17, 2025, 02:15:56 AM »
Am I off for thinking that this is a little much for a QB who is on a team that went 9-4?

I've been wrong before, so it may be happening again.

What's a little much?

The lemonade. The car. The promos.

I say this even accepting the NIL era as it is. I just don't know if the on-field results from last year's team warrant all of it.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #705 on: May 17, 2025, 06:46:15 AM »
So a true sophomore QB in his first season as a starter puts up the all time single season passing TD record at KSU and ole PurpleOil thinks he needs to cool it on the lemonade. Do better Avery, and maybe you can do an autograph signing at the Town Center mall!
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #706 on: May 17, 2025, 11:05:13 AM »
Am I off for thinking that this is a little much for a QB who is on a team that went 9-4?

I've been wrong before, so it may be happening again.

What's a little much?

The lemonade. The car. The promos.

I say this even accepting the NIL era as it is. I just don't know if the on-field results from last year's team warrant all of it.

A true sophomore broke the all time season TD record. And every SEC school and a handful of Big 10 schools will, at bare minimum, put out feelers for him next year if there's any indication that he isn't going to the NFL. So no, I think you preemptively do everything you can to keep him the happiest little plum that's ever existed.

Is there a chance that your hesitation is due to the Coleman Hawkins situation?

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #707 on: May 17, 2025, 11:44:08 AM »
Put that lemonade down!

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #708 on: May 17, 2025, 03:22:15 PM »
PurpleOil shouldn’t be posting when he’s 5 deep on the Mike’s lemonade

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #709 on: May 17, 2025, 05:02:30 PM »
Am I off for thinking that this is a little much for a QB who is on a team that went 9-4?

I've been wrong before, so it may be happening again.

What's a little much?

The lemonade. The car. The promos.

I say this even accepting the NIL era as it is. I just don't know if the on-field results from last year's team warrant all of it.

A true sophomore broke the all time season TD record. And every SEC school and a handful of Big 10 schools will, at bare minimum, put out feelers for him next year if there's any indication that he isn't going to the NFL. So no, I think you preemptively do everything you can to keep him the happiest little plum that's ever existed.

Is there a chance that your hesitation is due to the Coleman Hawkins situation?

I think there's more than small chance that I'm afraid of another one of those.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #711 on: May 17, 2025, 05:37:45 PM »
Am I off for thinking that this is a little much for a QB who is on a team that went 9-4?

I've been wrong before, so it may be happening again.

What's a little much?

The lemonade. The car. The promos.

I say this even accepting the NIL era as it is. I just don't know if the on-field results from last year's team warrant all of it.

A true sophomore broke the all time season TD record. And every SEC school and a handful of Big 10 schools will, at bare minimum, put out feelers for him next year if there's any indication that he isn't going to the NFL. So no, I think you preemptively do everything you can to keep him the happiest little plum that's ever existed.

Is there a chance that your hesitation is due to the Coleman Hawkins situation?

I think there's more than small chance that I'm afraid of another one of those.

Well the amount of money Coleman got wasn't an issue with him, it's not like he was a bum. The issue with Hawkins was that he was a career glue guy given a leading role and leading role money.

There's no doubt that Avery is the man and having his picture on a can of lemonade won't make a bit of difference on how he performs on Saturdays in the fall.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #712 on: May 18, 2025, 08:56:31 AM »
Guys, Coleman was awesome.  C'mon. 

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #713 on: May 18, 2025, 11:02:06 AM »
Guys, Coleman was awesome.  C'mon.

He wasn't awesome. He was one of the two best players on a very disappointing team. Al of his numbers were down from the previous season other than rebounds and assists. This wasn't his fault, it was his usage that him shooting 7% worse from the 3 point line, 7% worse from the field, and 22% worse from the free throw line.

More to the point of this thread, it's silly as hell to think that any issues Coleman Hawkins may have had will be any sort of and issue with Avery, he's the real deal and it's weird to be worried about it.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #714 on: May 18, 2025, 11:35:10 AM »
If not for that non-contact injury in the Colorado game who knows how many additional records he would have shattered. Like I get that injuries are part of the game so it’s kinda pointless to what-if about injuries, but when it’s a non-contact injury like that I’m willing to play the what if game, bc I’m not sure an injury like that was inevitable. But it definitely alerted the trajectory of the season in many ways

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #715 on: May 19, 2025, 01:25:24 PM »
Guys, Coleman was awesome.  C'mon.

interesting. unrelated, should billy butler have been invited to participate in the 2012 home run derby?

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #716 on: May 19, 2025, 09:03:44 PM »
Guys, Coleman was awesome.  C'mon.

interesting. unrelated, should billy butler have been invited to participate in the 2012 home run derby?

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #717 on: May 20, 2025, 07:19:54 AM »
Guys, Coleman was awesome.  C'mon.

interesting. unrelated, should billy butler have been invited to participate in the 2012 home run derby?

I know who BB is but that is the full extent of my understanding of your mockery. Nice try!

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #718 on: May 20, 2025, 10:38:13 AM »
Imagine dropping a 2012 royals reference and thinking anyone would understand it lmao
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #719 on: May 20, 2025, 12:02:08 PM »
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #720 on: May 20, 2025, 12:32:21 PM »
I'll be honest I don't know who Coleman is or why people are apparently mad at him either.
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #721 on: May 20, 2025, 12:55:45 PM »
I'll be honest I don't know who Coleman is or why people are apparently mad at him either.

Coleman was one of very few bright spots for watching Wildwildcat basketball last season.  He was not superman, and therefore disappointed some. 

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« Reply #722 on: May 20, 2025, 01:22:22 PM »
I'll be honest I don't know who Coleman is or why people are apparently mad at him either.

Coleman was one of very few bright spots for watching Wildwildcat basketball last season.  He was not superman, and therefore disappointed some.

this is exactly what i was referencing with 2012 billy butler: when an above average player is the best player on a bad team, somehow they get blamed for the team not being better. however i think i may have actually been conflating 2012 billy butler with early 2000s mike sweeney :lol: