Author Topic: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes! (Read 16114 times)

cfbandyman · « **Reply #175 on:** July 10, 2022, 05:07:46 PM »

Damn, she's, wow

cfbandyman · « **Reply #176 on:** July 25, 2022, 06:07:02 PM »

Just the tips with Paige pic.twitter.com/9y1egJORya
— Paige Spiranac (@PaigeSpiranac) July 25, 2022

Seems like a decent amount of jiggle to tell me they're real

MakeItRain · « **Reply #177 on:** July 29, 2022, 06:00:26 PM »

Boooooooooo

MakeItRain · « **Reply #178 on:** July 29, 2022, 06:01:24 PM »

We need to have a conversation about Beyonce's album cover

steve dave · « **Reply #179 on:** July 29, 2022, 06:02:30 PM »

me and katdaddy are open to having a discussion on it.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #180 on:** July 29, 2022, 08:01:57 PM »

cfbandyman · « **Reply #181 on:** August 03, 2022, 12:27:31 AM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on July 29, 2022, 06:00:26 PM

Boooooooooo

FTR I'd smash finnish PM ass well, well before Paige. And yes we need to have a convo on Yonce cause holy crap I know she's been hot forever, but like, how did she get hotter?

DreamWeaver69 · « **Reply #182 on:** August 27, 2022, 05:16:56 PM »

Sydney Sweeney fans are expressing disappointment and shock that her family appears to lean conservative, this after she posted photos and video from a hoedown-themed party for her mom, Lisa. https://t.co/eY2N9p4WFg
— TMZ (@TMZ) August 27, 2022

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DreamWeaver69 · « **Reply #183 on:** September 01, 2022, 12:32:44 PM »

WE ARE LIVE IN KANSAS‼️

(w/ @PaigeSpiranac) pic.twitter.com/YNCxgNvRHZ
— PointsBet: A Fanatics Experience (@PointsBetFBG) September 1, 2022

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WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #184 on:** September 12, 2022, 03:08:20 PM »

I have no idea why, but Mina Kimes.

Love breaking down #NFL week one with these 2! @SportsCenter @Stephania_ESPN @minakimes pic.twitter.com/sSgfWZBWFH
— Hannah Storm (@HannahStormESPN) September 12, 2022

nicname · « **Reply #185 on:** September 12, 2022, 03:44:20 PM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on September 12, 2022, 03:08:20 PM

I have no idea why, but Mina Kimes.

Love breaking down #NFL week one with these 2! @SportsCenter @Stephania_ESPN @minakimes pic.twitter.com/sSgfWZBWFH
— Hannah Storm (@HannahStormESPN) September 12, 2022

Same. Unassuming beauty and personality to match. The bee’s knees.

cfbandyman · « **Reply #186 on:** September 12, 2022, 09:07:01 PM »

Quote from: nicname on September 12, 2022, 03:44:20 PM

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on September 12, 2022, 03:08:20 PM
I have no idea why, but Mina Kimes.

Love breaking down #NFL week one with these 2! @SportsCenter @Stephania_ESPN @minakimes pic.twitter.com/sSgfWZBWFH
— Hannah Storm (@HannahStormESPN) September 12, 2022

Same. Unassuming beauty and personality to match. The bee’s knees.

She's super cute, like the type of woman that's not only attractive but one you want to have be your gf and maybe wife

michigancat · « **Reply #187 on:** September 13, 2022, 11:37:07 AM »

yes a smart and funny conventionally attractive woman who talks about sports. quite a brain buster here folks

mocat · « **Reply #188 on:** September 13, 2022, 12:14:12 PM »

you guys managed to finally break through and make this thread cringe

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #189 on:** September 13, 2022, 10:06:19 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on September 13, 2022, 11:37:07 AM

yes a smart and funny conventionally attractive woman who talks about sports. quite a brain buster here folks

Not usually my type, is what I was referring to.

DreamWeaver69 · « **Reply #190 on:** September 17, 2022, 11:28:45 AM »

ZOMG!

A great ceremonial first drive at @xgolfamfamfield yesterday, a perfect ceremonial first pitch today! What can’t @PaigeSpiranac do?

She’ll be signing autographs for Brewers fans at X-Golf on the Club Level soon. Stop by to say, “Hi!” pic.twitter.com/ltVGEeEBIi
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) September 17, 2022

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Spracne · « **Reply #191 on:** September 26, 2022, 03:19:45 AM »

gross

DreamWeaver69 · « **Reply #192 on:** September 27, 2022, 01:04:44 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on September 26, 2022, 03:19:45 AM

gross

I'm sorry about your low t & p(enile), friend!

nicname · « **Reply #193 on:** October 16, 2022, 12:33:45 AM »

guys, google: Tiffany thiessen see through!

cfbandyman · « **Reply #194 on:** October 17, 2022, 08:57:44 PM »

Quote from: nicname on October 16, 2022, 12:33:45 AM

guys, google: Tiffany thiessen see through!

Definitely wowzers

sys · « **Reply #195 on:** October 21, 2022, 05:58:21 PM »

must have been quite a crush for ol' otto.

Another came forward after a bad break up to say Dolly had asked him to get rid of a .25 calibre rifle after the murder. The police arrested Dolly in 1923. While in custody, she asked her lawyer (& lover) Herman Shapiro to feed her ‘vagabond half-brother’, who lived in her attic pic.twitter.com/2M4b33Yi1L
— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) October 21, 2022

Spracne · « **Reply #196 on:** October 21, 2022, 06:00:18 PM »

Tell me more of this WhoresofYore account ...

sys · « **Reply #197 on:** October 21, 2022, 06:06:12 PM »

back when writing was part of my chosen profession, i was told that a title should contain the thesis.

Spracne · « **Reply #198 on:** October 21, 2022, 06:48:38 PM »

Man, I finally understand John Donne's poem "Go and Catch a Falling Star":

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Go and catch a falling star,
Get with child a mandrake root,
Tell me where all past years are,
Or who cleft the devil's foot,
Teach me to hear mermaids singing,
Or to keep off envy's stinging,
And find
What wind
Serves to advance an honest mind.

Which, as we all know, was alluded to in T.S. Eliot's "Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock":

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Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

I do not think that they will sing to me.

I have seen them riding seaward on the waves
Combing the white hair of the waves blown back
When the wind blows the water white and black.
We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

A Mandrake root dating to the 16thC. They look so much like humans that mandrakes were said to scream when pulled from the ground. They were once thought to be an aphrodisiac. It’s actually a parasympathetic depressant & a hallucinogen, so it would make you more stoned than horny pic.twitter.com/5rAemlfvPG
— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) October 17, 2022

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DreamWeaver69 · « **Reply #199 on:** October 24, 2022, 11:54:06 AM »

Cammy from Street Fighter🎃 #swagcostumecontest2022 @swaggolfco pic.twitter.com/ufnEBb9Fiz
— Paige Spiranac (@PaigeSpiranac) October 24, 2022

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