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BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« on: July 16, 2021, 10:35:11 AM »
Who have you swooned over for years growing up? Here's my top 5:

1. Megan Fox
2. Topanga
3. Kelly- Saved by the bell
4. Dawsons creek- Joey
5. Scarlett Johansson


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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2021, 11:18:21 AM »
Didn’t Megan Fox only get famous when you were already a large adult man?


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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2021, 11:21:59 AM »
1.) your mom

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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2021, 11:26:04 AM »
What is the age cutoff we are using here?
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2021, 11:40:47 AM »
What is the age cutoff we are using here?

"BONER" and "crush" suggest different ages to me.

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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2021, 11:42:40 AM »
I was definitely in love with Ally Sheedy in War Games.

Also, you always hear about Phoebe Cates from Fast Times, but I had a crush on Jennifer Jason Lee in that one.

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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2021, 12:26:23 PM »
Didn’t Megan Fox only get famous when you were already a large adult man?


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Yeah. My college years. Huge boners watching her “act”. Just list your favorite gals in here and leave my mom out of it, yla! :shakesfist:

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« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2021, 12:34:09 PM »
I was definitely in love with Ally Sheedy in War Games.

Also, you always hear about Phoebe Cates from Fast Times, but I had a crush on Jennifer Jason Lee in that one.

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« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2021, 12:39:50 PM »
First names that come to mind that have stayed with me the longest

Linda Cardellini
Diane Lane
Carla Gugino
Meg Tilly
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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2021, 12:47:09 PM »
Slightly more recent but #1 on the list is Kristen Bell.
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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2021, 01:03:36 PM »
I love when the hormone monster talks about Diane Lane in big mouth lol

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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2021, 01:53:36 PM »
This thread is pointless without pictures.

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« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2021, 02:02:26 PM »
First of all, some of you are acting like you're too cool for adult crushes, and you should stop it, crushes as a full grown man might be the best ones because they have to be based more on than just TITS! COOL! That being said, my list. Good topic wacks.

1. Lisa Loeb has to be #1, she's been a crush since the summer of 1994, that's some staying power. That Geico ad, my goodness, she still has a strong fastball. Timeless. The Tom Brady of crushes.
2. Mariah Carey, she's been here since 1990! If we're basing crushes on pure attraction, she could be 1A, but if we're playing a game of FMK, she would never ever be a M for me, even if the other two people were dudes. So she's #2
3. Rozonda Thomas. Who the hell is this? Why it's Chili from TLC, she's been a crush since 1991. She and Lisa are the only people on the list I've been in the same room as. With Chili it was actually outdoor space in the VIP section of her concert in Lincoln like 4 years ago. She's beautiful and has the voice of an angel.
4. Reese Witherspoon, she's 10 days older than me! She's been a crush since early 2000. I saw Cruel Intentions and Election less than a week apart and she's been must watch for me since. She's America's Sweetheart and I don't know how she wouldn't be on every single existing crush list, man or woman. I crushed on her so hard that Ryan Phillipe, a like 5'5" white dude, was my idol for a while, now I hate him.

Last spot is tough and I'm going to make it a 4 way tie based on what mood I'm in. Pick from Rashida Jones, Taylor Swift, Tracee Ellis Ross, and Isla Fisher Amy Adams (pretty sure they're the same person).

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« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2021, 02:05:00 PM »
This thread is pointless without pictures.

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« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2021, 02:10:06 PM »
This thread is pointless without pictures.

Yard Dog! Good to see the catastrophe's sock make an appearance. Which account is the actual sock though? Yard Dog existed first but has seemingly fallen out of favor.

Anyway, is your rough ridin' Google broken, yard dog?

Just not the same experience - you are asking me to flip back and forth between tabs while reading the long descriptions?? I realize I haven't paid for premium GE in a while, but the least the board can do is reward my Millennial entitlement / laziness with a thread of pretty pictures.

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« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2021, 02:11:53 PM »
I don't really have an order because they are all queens.

Alicia Vikander
Zoe Saldana
Scarlett Johansson
Skyler Diggins-Smith
Jordana Brewster
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« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2021, 02:17:30 PM »
From youth:

Salma Hayek
Indira Varma
Winona Ryder
Maura Tierney
Alicia Keys
Ziyi Zhang
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« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2021, 02:23:37 PM »
Salma Hayek absolutely deserved to be on my list, hubba hubba. She's literal perfection.

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« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2021, 02:23:42 PM »
First of all, some of you are acting like you're too cool for adult crushes, and you should stop it, crushes as a full grown man might be the best ones because they have to be based more on than just TITS! COOL! That being said, my list. Good topic wacks.

1. Lisa Loeb has to be #1, she's been a crush since the summer of 1994, that's some staying power. That Geico ad, my goodness, she still has a strong fastball. Timeless. The Tom Brady of crushes.
2. Mariah Carey, she's been here since 1990! If we're basing crushes on pure attraction, she could be 1A, but if we're playing a game of FMK, she would never ever be a M for me, even if the other two people were dudes. So she's #2
3. Rozonda Thomas. Who the hell is this? Why it's Chili from TLC, she's been a crush since 1991. She and Lisa are the only people on the list I've been in the same room as. With Chili it was actually outdoor space in the VIP section of her concert in Lincoln like 4 years ago. She's beautiful and has the voice of an angel.
4. Reese Witherspoon, she's 10 days older than me! She's been a crush since early 2000. I saw Cruel Intentions and Election less than a week apart and she's been must watch for me since. She's America's Sweetheart and I don't know how she wouldn't be on every single existing crush list, man or woman. I crushed on her so hard that Ryan Phillipe, a like 5'5" white dude, was my idol for a while, now I hate him.

Last spot is tough and I'm going to make it a 4 way tie based on what mood I'm in. Pick from Rashida Jones, Taylor Swift, Tracee Ellis Ross, and Isla Fisher Amy Adams (pretty sure they're the same person).
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« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2021, 02:27:16 PM »
First of all, some of you are acting like you're too cool for adult crushes, and you should stop it, crushes as a full grown man might be the best ones because they have to be based more on than just TITS! COOL! That being said, my list. Good topic wacks.

1. Lisa Loeb has to be #1, she's been a crush since the summer of 1994, that's some staying power. That Geico ad, my goodness, she still has a strong fastball. Timeless. The Tom Brady of crushes.
2. Mariah Carey, she's been here since 1990! If we're basing crushes on pure attraction, she could be 1A, but if we're playing a game of FMK, she would never ever be a M for me, even if the other two people were dudes. So she's #2
3. Rozonda Thomas. Who the hell is this? Why it's Chili from TLC, she's been a crush since 1991. She and Lisa are the only people on the list I've been in the same room as. With Chili it was actually outdoor space in the VIP section of her concert in Lincoln like 4 years ago. She's beautiful and has the voice of an angel.
4. Reese Witherspoon, she's 10 days older than me! She's been a crush since early 2000. I saw Cruel Intentions and Election less than a week apart and she's been must watch for me since. She's America's Sweetheart and I don't know how she wouldn't be on every single existing crush list, man or woman. I crushed on her so hard that Ryan Phillipe, a like 5'5" white dude, was my idol for a while, now I hate him.

Last spot is tough and I'm going to make it a 4 way tie based on what mood I'm in. Pick from Rashida Jones, Taylor Swift, Tracee Ellis Ross, and Isla Fisher Amy Adams (pretty sure they're the same person).
OMG, primetime 90's Mariah was the bees knees!

She's still ridiculously hot to me.

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« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2021, 02:32:11 PM »
Winona Ryder

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« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2021, 02:32:35 PM »
First of all, some of you are acting like you're too cool for adult crushes, and you should stop it, crushes as a full grown man might be the best ones because they have to be based more on than just TITS! COOL! That being said, my list. Good topic wacks.

1. Lisa Loeb has to be #1, she's been a crush since the summer of 1994, that's some staying power. That Geico ad, my goodness, she still has a strong fastball. Timeless. The Tom Brady of crushes.
2. Mariah Carey, she's been here since 1990! If we're basing crushes on pure attraction, she could be 1A, but if we're playing a game of FMK, she would never ever be a M for me, even if the other two people were dudes. So she's #2
3. Rozonda Thomas. Who the hell is this? Why it's Chili from TLC, she's been a crush since 1991. She and Lisa are the only people on the list I've been in the same room as. With Chili it was actually outdoor space in the VIP section of her concert in Lincoln like 4 years ago. She's beautiful and has the voice of an angel.
4. Reese Witherspoon, she's 10 days older than me! She's been a crush since early 2000. I saw Cruel Intentions and Election less than a week apart and she's been must watch for me since. She's America's Sweetheart and I don't know how she wouldn't be on every single existing crush list, man or woman. I crushed on her so hard that Ryan Phillipe, a like 5'5" white dude, was my idol for a while, now I hate him.

Last spot is tough and I'm going to make it a 4 way tie based on what mood I'm in. Pick from Rashida Jones, Taylor Swift, Tracee Ellis Ross, and Isla Fisher Amy Adams (pretty sure they're the same person).
OMG, primetime 90's Mariah was the bees knees!

She's still ridiculously hot to me.
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« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2021, 02:33:49 PM »
Probably going to be a mess . . I know I complained . . but here is how this thread could work:

Olga Kurylenko - One of my longest celebrity crushes. Started with Quantum of Solace and she made a recent surprise appearance in a blockbuster I enjoyed.



Ana De Armas - Played a great role in Knives Out and is set to be a Bond girl in the next Bond flick. The ability to be both adorable and sexy is *chef's kiss*



Emily Blunt - This is the first crush on the list that is part physical attractiveness and then also seeing her in her marriage. I know it is often silly to use Hollywood relationships as postiive examples, but her and John Krasinski seem very happy. She is also an awesome actress in a few of my top all time movies.



Blake Lively - The is the second crush on this list that transcends just being attractive to me because of how I have seen her in her marriage. Just seems super chill.



Florence Pugh - Most recent crush on the list. I may never watch Midsommer again, but I am excited to see her role grow in the MCU.



HONORABLE MENTION:

Tina Fey - Just have always found her incredibly funny and that's top tier for me.




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« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2021, 02:35:52 PM »
OMG, how did I forget about Blake Lively?! :love:

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« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2021, 02:39:13 PM »
Salma Hayek absolutely deserved to be on my list, hubba hubba. She's literal perfection.

Very excited to see her in the Eternals movie.