First of all, some of you are acting like you're too cool for adult crushes, and you should stop it, crushes as a full grown man might be the best ones because they have to be based more on than just TITS! COOL! That being said, my list. Good topic wacks.
1. Lisa Loeb has to be #1, she's been a crush since the summer of 1994, that's some staying power. That Geico ad, my goodness, she still has a strong fastball. Timeless. The Tom Brady of crushes.
2. Mariah Carey, she's been here since 1990! If we're basing crushes on pure attraction, she could be 1A, but if we're playing a game of FMK, she would never ever be a M for me, even if the other two people were dudes. So she's #2
3. Rozonda Thomas. Who the hell is this? Why it's Chili from TLC, she's been a crush since 1991. She and Lisa are the only people on the list I've been in the same room as. With Chili it was actually outdoor space in the VIP section of her concert in Lincoln like 4 years ago. She's beautiful and has the voice of an angel.
4. Reese Witherspoon, she's 10 days older than me! She's been a crush since early 2000. I saw Cruel Intentions and Election less than a week apart and she's been must watch for me since. She's America's Sweetheart and I don't know how she wouldn't be on every single existing crush list, man or woman. I crushed on her so hard that Ryan Phillipe, a like 5'5" white dude, was my idol for a while, now I hate him.
Last spot is tough and I'm going to make it a 4 way tie based on what mood I'm in. Pick from Rashida Jones, Taylor Swift, Tracee Ellis Ross, and Isla Fisher Amy Adams (pretty sure they're the same person).
