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General Discussion => Wacky's World => Topic started by: 420seriouscat69 on July 16, 2021, 10:35:11 AM
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Who have you swooned over for years growing up? Here's my top 5:
1. Megan Fox
2. Topanga
3. Kelly- Saved by the bell
4. Dawsons creek- Joey
5. Scarlett Johansson
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Didn’t Megan Fox only get famous when you were already a large adult man?
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1.) your mom
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What is the age cutoff we are using here?
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What is the age cutoff we are using here?
"BONER" and "crush" suggest different ages to me.
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I was definitely in love with Ally Sheedy in War Games.
Also, you always hear about Phoebe Cates from Fast Times, but I had a crush on Jennifer Jason Lee in that one.
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Didn’t Megan Fox only get famous when you were already a large adult man?
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Yeah. My college years. Huge boners watching her “act”. Just list your favorite gals in here and leave my mom out of it, yla! :shakesfist:
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I was definitely in love with Ally Sheedy in War Games.
Also, you always hear about Phoebe Cates from Fast Times, but I had a crush on Jennifer Jason Lee in that one.
My man
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First names that come to mind that have stayed with me the longest
Linda Cardellini
Diane Lane
Carla Gugino
Meg Tilly
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Slightly more recent but #1 on the list is Kristen Bell.
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I love when the hormone monster talks about Diane Lane in big mouth lol
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This thread is pointless without pictures.
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First of all, some of you are acting like you're too cool for adult crushes, and you should stop it, crushes as a full grown man might be the best ones because they have to be based more on than just TITS! COOL! That being said, my list. Good topic wacks.
1. Lisa Loeb has to be #1, she's been a crush since the summer of 1994, that's some staying power. That Geico ad, my goodness, she still has a strong fastball. Timeless. The Tom Brady of crushes.
2. Mariah Carey, she's been here since 1990! If we're basing crushes on pure attraction, she could be 1A, but if we're playing a game of FMK, she would never ever be a M for me, even if the other two people were dudes. So she's #2
3. Rozonda Thomas. Who the hell is this? Why it's Chili from TLC, she's been a crush since 1991. She and Lisa are the only people on the list I've been in the same room as. With Chili it was actually outdoor space in the VIP section of her concert in Lincoln like 4 years ago. She's beautiful and has the voice of an angel.
4. Reese Witherspoon, she's 10 days older than me! She's been a crush since early 2000. I saw Cruel Intentions and Election less than a week apart and she's been must watch for me since. She's America's Sweetheart and I don't know how she wouldn't be on every single existing crush list, man or woman. I crushed on her so hard that Ryan Phillipe, a like 5'5" white dude, was my idol for a while, now I hate him.
Last spot is tough and I'm going to make it a 4 way tie based on what mood I'm in. Pick from Rashida Jones, Taylor Swift, Tracee Ellis Ross, and Isla Fisher Amy Adams (pretty sure they're the same person).
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This thread is pointless without pictures.
Yard Dog! Good to see the catastrophe's sock make an appearance. Which account is the actual sock though? Yard Dog existed first but has seemingly fallen out of favor.
Anyway, is your rough ridin' Google broken, yard dog?
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This thread is pointless without pictures.
Yard Dog! Good to see the catastrophe's sock make an appearance. Which account is the actual sock though? Yard Dog existed first but has seemingly fallen out of favor.
Anyway, is your rough ridin' Google broken, yard dog?
Just not the same experience - you are asking me to flip back and forth between tabs while reading the long descriptions?? I realize I haven't paid for premium GE in a while, but the least the board can do is reward my Millennial entitlement / laziness with a thread of pretty pictures.
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I don't really have an order because they are all queens.
Alicia Vikander
Zoe Saldana
Scarlett Johansson
Skyler Diggins-Smith
Jordana Brewster
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From youth:
Salma Hayek
Indira Varma
Winona Ryder
Maura Tierney
Alicia Keys
Ziyi Zhang
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Salma Hayek absolutely deserved to be on my list, hubba hubba. She's literal perfection.
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First of all, some of you are acting like you're too cool for adult crushes, and you should stop it, crushes as a full grown man might be the best ones because they have to be based more on than just TITS! COOL! That being said, my list. Good topic wacks.
1. Lisa Loeb has to be #1, she's been a crush since the summer of 1994, that's some staying power. That Geico ad, my goodness, she still has a strong fastball. Timeless. The Tom Brady of crushes.
2. Mariah Carey, she's been here since 1990! If we're basing crushes on pure attraction, she could be 1A, but if we're playing a game of FMK, she would never ever be a M for me, even if the other two people were dudes. So she's #2
3. Rozonda Thomas. Who the hell is this? Why it's Chili from TLC, she's been a crush since 1991. She and Lisa are the only people on the list I've been in the same room as. With Chili it was actually outdoor space in the VIP section of her concert in Lincoln like 4 years ago. She's beautiful and has the voice of an angel.
4. Reese Witherspoon, she's 10 days older than me! She's been a crush since early 2000. I saw Cruel Intentions and Election less than a week apart and she's been must watch for me since. She's America's Sweetheart and I don't know how she wouldn't be on every single existing crush list, man or woman. I crushed on her so hard that Ryan Phillipe, a like 5'5" white dude, was my idol for a while, now I hate him.
Last spot is tough and I'm going to make it a 4 way tie based on what mood I'm in. Pick from Rashida Jones, Taylor Swift, Tracee Ellis Ross, and Isla Fisher Amy Adams (pretty sure they're the same person).
OMG, primetime 90's Mariah was the bees knees!
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First of all, some of you are acting like you're too cool for adult crushes, and you should stop it, crushes as a full grown man might be the best ones because they have to be based more on than just TITS! COOL! That being said, my list. Good topic wacks.
1. Lisa Loeb has to be #1, she's been a crush since the summer of 1994, that's some staying power. That Geico ad, my goodness, she still has a strong fastball. Timeless. The Tom Brady of crushes.
2. Mariah Carey, she's been here since 1990! If we're basing crushes on pure attraction, she could be 1A, but if we're playing a game of FMK, she would never ever be a M for me, even if the other two people were dudes. So she's #2
3. Rozonda Thomas. Who the hell is this? Why it's Chili from TLC, she's been a crush since 1991. She and Lisa are the only people on the list I've been in the same room as. With Chili it was actually outdoor space in the VIP section of her concert in Lincoln like 4 years ago. She's beautiful and has the voice of an angel.
4. Reese Witherspoon, she's 10 days older than me! She's been a crush since early 2000. I saw Cruel Intentions and Election less than a week apart and she's been must watch for me since. She's America's Sweetheart and I don't know how she wouldn't be on every single existing crush list, man or woman. I crushed on her so hard that Ryan Phillipe, a like 5'5" white dude, was my idol for a while, now I hate him.
Last spot is tough and I'm going to make it a 4 way tie based on what mood I'm in. Pick from Rashida Jones, Taylor Swift, Tracee Ellis Ross, and Isla Fisher Amy Adams (pretty sure they're the same person).
OMG, primetime 90's Mariah was the bees knees!
She's still ridiculously hot to me.
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Winona Ryder
Yes, checks out.
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1412422360125353991
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First of all, some of you are acting like you're too cool for adult crushes, and you should stop it, crushes as a full grown man might be the best ones because they have to be based more on than just TITS! COOL! That being said, my list. Good topic wacks.
1. Lisa Loeb has to be #1, she's been a crush since the summer of 1994, that's some staying power. That Geico ad, my goodness, she still has a strong fastball. Timeless. The Tom Brady of crushes.
2. Mariah Carey, she's been here since 1990! If we're basing crushes on pure attraction, she could be 1A, but if we're playing a game of FMK, she would never ever be a M for me, even if the other two people were dudes. So she's #2
3. Rozonda Thomas. Who the hell is this? Why it's Chili from TLC, she's been a crush since 1991. She and Lisa are the only people on the list I've been in the same room as. With Chili it was actually outdoor space in the VIP section of her concert in Lincoln like 4 years ago. She's beautiful and has the voice of an angel.
4. Reese Witherspoon, she's 10 days older than me! She's been a crush since early 2000. I saw Cruel Intentions and Election less than a week apart and she's been must watch for me since. She's America's Sweetheart and I don't know how she wouldn't be on every single existing crush list, man or woman. I crushed on her so hard that Ryan Phillipe, a like 5'5" white dude, was my idol for a while, now I hate him.
Last spot is tough and I'm going to make it a 4 way tie based on what mood I'm in. Pick from Rashida Jones, Taylor Swift, Tracee Ellis Ross, and Isla Fisher Amy Adams (pretty sure they're the same person).
OMG, primetime 90's Mariah was the bees knees!
She's still ridiculously hot to me.
Yeah, she's still kicking ass.
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Probably going to be a mess . . I know I complained . . but here is how this thread could work:
Olga Kurylenko - One of my longest celebrity crushes. Started with Quantum of Solace and she made a recent surprise appearance in a blockbuster I enjoyed.
(https://i.imgur.com/huLjs8g.jpg)
Ana De Armas - Played a great role in Knives Out and is set to be a Bond girl in the next Bond flick. The ability to be both adorable and sexy is *chef's kiss*
(https://i.imgur.com/G8CZLrF.jpg)
Emily Blunt - This is the first crush on the list that is part physical attractiveness and then also seeing her in her marriage. I know it is often silly to use Hollywood relationships as postiive examples, but her and John Krasinski seem very happy. She is also an awesome actress in a few of my top all time movies.
(https://i.imgur.com/Ksprena.jpg)
Blake Lively - The is the second crush on this list that transcends just being attractive to me because of how I have seen her in her marriage. Just seems super chill.
(https://i.imgur.com/qjx2sU5.jpg)
Florence Pugh - Most recent crush on the list. I may never watch Midsommer again, but I am excited to see her role grow in the MCU.
(https://i.imgur.com/JhZylTZ.jpg)
HONORABLE MENTION:
Tina Fey - Just have always found her incredibly funny and that's top tier for me.
(https://i.imgur.com/9QLQIam.jpg)
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OMG, how did I forget about Blake Lively?! :love:
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Salma Hayek absolutely deserved to be on my list, hubba hubba. She's literal perfection.
Very excited to see her in the Eternals movie.
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Yeah Emily Blunt should have been on my list too
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No particular order
Sofia Milos
Ana de armas
Monica Belucci
Eva Mendes
Padma
Salma
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Rattle off some I remember
Alex Mack (not sure on actual name)
Tiffanie amber thiessen
Pamela Anderson
Aaliyah
Brittney Spears
Mariah Carey
Selma Hayek
Angelina Jolie
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Rachel McAdams
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Rachel McAdams
Firm boner when Notebook came out
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Maura Tierney
Oh yeah, this is definitely missing from the top 5
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Jennifer Aniston should be in this thread.
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Jamie Gertz
Phoebe Cates
Elisha Cuthbert
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Alyssa Milano
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Rattle off some I remember
Alex Mack (not sure on actual name)
Tiffanie amber thiessen
Pamela Anderson
Aaliyah
Brittney Spears
Mariah Carey
Selma Hayek
Angelina Jolie
I was going to snidely remark that I had stumbled into the Ape Room, and then KaPOWski!
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Just what I can think of at the moment…
Gwen Stefani (early-mid No Doubt era started it)
Alison Brie (Mad Men and Community at the same time!)
The aforementioned Alex Mack
Aubrey Plaza
Natalie Portman
Genie in a Bottle
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Rachel McAdams for sure.
Heidi Klum was my babe when I was in 5th/6th grade.
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Thought of a new one from my youth: Elizabeth Hurley
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Thought of a new one from my youth: Elizabeth Hurley
The only thing I knew about her was that Hugh Grant cheated on her with a prostitute straight off the street. She came into my awareness last year because I read a couple of news aggregator apps and her thotish insta always seems to find a way on these aggregators.
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Thought of a new one from my youth: Elizabeth Hurley
The only thing I knew about her was that Hugh Grant cheated on her with a prostitute straight off the street. She came into my awareness last year because I read a couple of news aggregator apps and her thotish insta always seems to find a way on these aggregators.
Never seen Austin Powers? I think she's mostly known for that (role: Vanessa Kensington) and also a movie called Bedazzled, where she plays the devil.
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Yes good one spracne and the cuthbert one I totally forgot about girl next door.. drool
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two i haven't seen listed from that era: rachel leigh cook, alicia silverstone
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Stifler’s mom
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Tyra Banks 1997 Sports Illustrated Swim Suit edition cover had wetwillie boner alerting hard. Gillian Anderson has been a lifelong crush.
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Old boner alert: Vanna White. Man, that Playboy spread had my attention in 1987.
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Thought of a new one from my youth: Elizabeth Hurley
The only thing I knew about her was that Hugh Grant cheated on her with a prostitute straight off the street. She came into my awareness last year because I read a couple of news aggregator apps and her thotish insta always seems to find a way on these aggregators.
Never seen Austin Powers? I think she's mostly known for that (role: Vanessa Kensington) and also a movie called Bedazzled, where she plays the devil.
Yes, I knew she was in Austin Powers, the movie wasn't funny and she didn't really grab my attention then.
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Thought of a new one from my youth: Elizabeth Hurley
The only thing I knew about her was that Hugh Grant cheated on her with a prostitute straight off the street. She came into my awareness last year because I read a couple of news aggregator apps and her thotish insta always seems to find a way on these aggregators.
Never seen Austin Powers? I think she's mostly known for that (role: Vanessa Kensington) and also a movie called Bedazzled, where she plays the devil.
Yes, I knew she was in Austin Powers, the movie wasn't funny and she didn't really grab my attention then.
Look who’s too cool for school :Rusty:
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CJ on F-Boy Island is hot and has a raspy voice that I definitely have crushed on before.
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CJ on F-Boy Island is hot and has a raspy voice that I definitely have crushed on before.
I'm sorry kk :frown:
Height 5 ft 6½ in
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From being younger:
Salma Hayek
Mila Kunis
Lacey Chatbert (played Gretchen in Mean Girls)
Isla Fisher
Anna Kendrick
Newer crushes:
Michelle Mylett (Katy from Letterkenny)
Tessa Thompson
Aubrey Plaza
Honorable Mentions:
Tina Fey
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Basically Yla’s list for young nicname.
Jennifer Lawrence is prob closest thing for adult nicname. Had a huge crush on Rachel Leigh Cook when I was 20 or so. Led me to watching several of her more obscure movies. Really enjoyed Hi-Line.
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Michelle Mylett (Katy from Letterkenny)
That's it. That's the list right there.
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I’m not sure that this qualifies for the boner alert thread but I genuinely enjoy the heck out of Emma stone and wish she was a neighbor or something that I occasionally got to hang out with in a group setting 👍
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More like Dr. throbbing wood over Emma stone
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More like Dr. throbbing wood over Emma stone
We would each enjoy the other and definitely make out drunk a few times but wouldn’t take it amy further than that.
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More like Dr. throbbing wood over Emma stone
We would each enjoy the other and definitely make out drunk a few times but wouldn’t take it amy further than that.
I can't get past her voice.
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1.) your mom
:excited: :driving: :excited: (ftp://:excited: :driving: :excited:)
Heather Graham
Halle Berry
Amy Adams
:Woot: (ftp://:Woot:)
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sage steele
:frown:
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would
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Aaliyah
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finland's prime minister sanna marin has the flavors I currently crave
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30 seconds of internal conflict and dialogue and I've come to the conclusion it may be because she dresses like my wife.
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30 seconds of internal conflict and dialogue and I've come to the conclusion it may be because she dresses like my wife.
she also loves to party
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finland's prime minister sanna marin has the flavors I currently crave
She's definitely one spicy tamale :fatty:
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she's v interesting to say the least.
https://twitter.com/Synthimers/status/1468709114792620034
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I'm through 3 seasons of casa de papel and Tokyo is a beautiful woman but her hindquarters are a divine work of art :eek:
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TIL Anna Kournikova is 40 years old. When the hell did that happen?
Still red hot tho
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I didn't realize she was only 10 years younger than me.
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rose byrne
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Been jamming to a decent amount of Ashanti recently. Def crush material.
(https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/ashanti-picture-id98677204?s=612x612)
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jessica alba
brooke burke
rainie yang
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I forgot about Kay Adams. My god, WOULD!
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Zoe Kravitz.... Hot dang
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Zoe Kravitz.... Hot dang
yeah SNL was wild
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Here's one that I feel is very underrated
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Take it to the I love Nancy Pelosi thread, wackster.
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Can't unsee it!
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Who is that
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Who is that
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Girl from Community.
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Female athletes.. candace parker and jennie finch are all timers
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Take it to the I love Nancy Pelosi thread, wackster.
Take it back, you son of a bitch! :shakesfist:
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Who is that
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Girl from Community.
Allison Brie. She's awesome. I think I like her personality more. She's pretty funny in everything she does.
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solid (lol) pick there wack
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I like when there's new activity in the BONER ALERT thread. Wait what?
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Mods, please set up a BONER ALERT alert for Brock Landers
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GET YOUR DONGS OUT, FELLAS!
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I like when there's new activity in the BONER ALERT thread. Wait what?
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The bonk crap is hilarious. lol
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Female athletes.. candace parker and jennie finch are all timers
ive got bad news for u about candace parker...
the indiana fever drafted this absolute babe with an impossible to spell name like #2 last year, but they had to cut her because she was no good at basketball
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It was always Skylar Diggins for me back in the day
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It was always Skylar Diggins for me back in the day
Her sophomore year when they made a run was when she burst into my awareness. Yes.
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Thank you
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Thank you
@wetwillie had the nerve to compare our dreamboat to this slob
(https://www.kansascity.com/latest-news/4lpgsz/picture241109961/alternates/FREE_1140/KCM_KUbasketballpracticephotossp031120rs0189f.JPG)
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:lol: that is some high quality message boarding right there, well done sir.
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Amusing tweet but that judge :fatty:
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1512029927067037706
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Goodness gracious
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Amusing tweet but that judge :fatty:
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1512029927067037706
I need to take a peek at those feet before I issue my hotness verdict.
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The looks she gives that woman are legendary.
And she's very beautiful, but damn that's a lot of makeup.
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Amusing tweet but that judge :fatty:
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1512029927067037706
I need to take a peek at those feet before I issue my hotness verdict.
Thought you were gonna say something about briefs.
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I was watching Quick Pitch on the MLB Network and I just had to come here, I'm in love. Nevermind the fact this woman is likely half my age. Like the homie Dave Armstrong says, WOW! Her insta is fire too.
(https://i.ibb.co/SsMkkfy/Screenshot-20220410-013553-2.png)
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Yeah, she's fine AF, goddamn
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Watching Casino Royale again, and Eva Green never looked better than in that move.
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Yeah, those babes on QP are absolute smoke shows.
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Have we discussed Sydney Sweeney?
(https://hauteliving.com/hautebeauty/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/shutterstock_1460724644.jpg)
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Weird. Thought I was still in the trash thread for a sec.
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:lol:
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If you haven't, go watch Euphoria.
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If you haven't, go watch Euphoria.
I've got a great idea for a show! it's a high school with the normal high school stuff going on like sex and drugs but here's the twist.....the kids absolutely hate it. the sex and drugs are actually not fun. like the opposite of irl.
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If you haven't, go watch Euphoria.
I've got a great idea for a show! it's a high school with the normal high school stuff going on like sex and drugs but here's the twist.....the kids absolutely hate it. the sex and drugs are actually not fun. like the opposite of irl.
Well that would be boring as crap!
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Yeah, she got on my radar with White Lotus and Euphoria got me to the finish line. :fatty: Now I just wanna see them!
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eff Cowherd, but I love Joy!
https://twitter.com/joytaylortalks/status/1522354006605053957?s=21&t=3X3KHq-euPW_KEnbqmJspw
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guys Amber is doing nose beers. ON THE WITNESS STAND
boner city
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Yeah I'm completely powerless with that kind of crazy
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guys Amber is doing nose beers. ON THE WITNESS STAND
boner city
waaat
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morgan brennan
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Nice addition sd
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Older babes. Marisa Tomei in Spiderman movies. Gray haired Salma Hayek in The Hummingbird Project.
(https://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/742448smhma.jpg)
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dorothy from church
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Older babes. Marisa Tomei in Spiderman movies. Gray haired Salma Hayek in The Hummingbird Project.
(https://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/742448smhma.jpg)
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I watched my cousin Vinny the other day and man she was so great in it. My favorite Marisa is in before the devil knows you're dead though.
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dorothy from church
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:lol:
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:fatty:
https://twitter.com/WomensHealthMag/status/1523999473986375681?s=20&t=CADORthVaaO_4GX6B_HAUA
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"So I was like, you know what Hollywood? Screw you. I'm just going to be hott af."
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I support this brave decision
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Same age as me so I crushed on her hard during Lizzie Mcguire
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Can’t believe she ruined any Hollywood chance she has by revealing her smokin’ bod
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Can’t believe she ruined any Hollywood chance she has by revealing her smokin’ bod
Hollywood: We thinks it's best if you look like a frumpy old hag.
Duff: Not today, Satan!
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Yeah those Duff pics are awesome.
Also support Chum's Marisa Tomei, also watching The Cadillac when George tries to get with her is :lol:
Also like wack's Joy Taylor, she has great, um assets
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Carrie Coon :fatty:
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lol, just start a re-watch of the leftovers?
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lol, just start a re-watch of the leftovers?
Aka, the greatest love story ever written? Yes.
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lol, just start a re-watch of the leftovers?
Aka, the greatest love story ever written? Yes.
Hey man, that kind of aggression against The Notebook won't stand.
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The notebook is obviously a fine piece of cinema, but imagine the notebook stretched to 28 episodes and written by Lindelof.
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Anna Kendrick
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Olivia Wilde, but i'm still mad at her for breaking our guys heart.
Sorry, watching Drinking Buddies right now. Great cast!
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Anna Kendrick
(https://www.epainassist.com/images/what-marfan-syndrome.jpg)
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:lol:
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Have we discussed Sydney Sweeney?
(https://hauteliving.com/hautebeauty/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/shutterstock_1460724644.jpg)
My lord, folks!
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https://twitter.com/sydneyfiles/status/1533588117697007617?s=20&t=VtpeiZJK51Ivk41ta5fhrA
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Anna Kendrick
(https://www.epainassist.com/images/what-marfan-syndrome.jpg)
:curse: she's like 5 feet tall
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I'd like to add Sarah Silverman.. even at over 50 she's hot
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I'm obsessed with this gal.
https://youtu.be/VUJo_VGJM5c
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I'd like to add Sarah Silverman.. even at over 50 she's hot
You're a tit man, huh?
https://twitter.com/IndieWire/status/1532774110740226051
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I had no idea those fun bags were hiding
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She's looks just as sexy now as she did in Seinfeld. She's like Jennifer Aniston levels of not aging.
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She's looks just as sexy now as she did in Seinfeld. She's like Jennifer Aniston levels of not aging.
Helps when you don't carry and birf heathens
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I had no idea those fun bags were hiding
You can see her in all her glory in "Take This Waltz"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRV_ITDHnrI
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wtf, won't be watching that
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I think I randomly stumbled on that movie one time. I remember it being pretty weird. Don’t remember the ta ta’s. Might have to check it out tomorrow.
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There's also a decent shot of them in one of her instagram or twitter posts.
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Lindsay lohan purple bikini emaw
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Lindsay lohan purple bikini emaw
:surprised:
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https://twitter.com/PaigeSpiranac/status/1537442559521218563?s=20&t=tI5JBhmRt-xY_aCznXhhkw
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I'm not a huge fake titty fan, but she's good at golf, so i'll allow it.
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I can't stand her.
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I can't stand her.
She is pretty rough ridin' annoying. I'm really surprised Maim gave it to her.
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Wacky, you sure those are fake?
Also she is surprisingly not very good in front of the camera. I quit watching her content with the sound on.
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Wacky, you sure those are fake?
Also she is surprisingly not very good in front of the camera. I quit watching her content with the sound on.
I'm an expert when it comes to the fake or not fake debate. FAKE!
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Also, :lol: I just read your last sentence.
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I will trust your expertise.
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She proclaimed on an Instagram story that they were real once, because she was tired of getting the question. But there's really only one way to know for sure.
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I have never heard of this woman
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She proclaimed on an Instagram story that they were real once, because she was tired of getting the question. But there's really only one way to know for sure.
No way in hell. No naturals are that rock hard. Add liar to the list of things not to like about her.
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She proclaimed on an Instagram story that they were real once, because she was tired of getting the question. But there's really only one way to know for sure.
No way in hell. No naturals are that rock hard. Add liar to the list of things not to like about her.
Tucks, airbrush, tape all sorts of possibilititties
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My god, google searched and she says they're real and they fluctuate daily. :confused: Maybe i'm not the boob expert I thought I was. :bang:
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https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/6acc360c-2fc4-4f52-80a1-8d7f5db8b0d4
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:blush: :lol:
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Def real, and she def really annoying
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I have never heard of this woman
No clue
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Take it to the olds thread, dorks!
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Back on team not real
https://twitter.com/paigespiranac/status/1537799147813621761?s=21&t=kxbdap0FsAmGXBpQF2PQWw
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Also she is surprisingly not very good in front of the camera. I quit watching her content with the sound on.
Holy crap, :lol:
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finland's prime minister sanna marin has the flavors I currently crave
I saw this on reddit a little bit ago and thought of this thread.
https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/vv8mmb/prime_minister_of_finland_at_ruisrock_festival/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/vv8mmb/prime_minister_of_finland_at_ruisrock_festival/)
(https://i.redd.it/q3t40btzbla91.jpg)
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Damn, she's, wow
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https://twitter.com/PaigeSpiranac/status/1551620972263899138
Seems like a decent amount of jiggle to tell me they're real
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Boooooooooo
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We need to have a conversation about Beyonce's album cover
(https://media.gq-magazine.co.uk/photos/62bed80f1e96714691fd64e7/2:3/w_1000,h_1500,c_limit/Beyonce.jpeg)
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me and katdaddy are open to having a discussion on it.
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:eek:
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Boooooooooo
FTR I'd smash finnish PM ass well, well before Paige. And yes we need to have a convo on Yonce cause holy crap I know she's been hot forever, but like, how did she get hotter?
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:love:
https://twitter.com/tmz/status/1563651032793636865?s=21&t=kLNsmgqrMKjEQz3KqLIT5g
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https://twitter.com/PointsBetUSA/status/1565386473968320512?s=20&t=1ALgZGPYeWneace2i2Zt3A
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I have no idea why, but Mina Kimes.
https://twitter.com/HannahStormESPN/status/1569379628892016641
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I have no idea why, but Mina Kimes.
https://twitter.com/HannahStormESPN/status/1569379628892016641
Same. Unassuming beauty and personality to match. The bee’s knees.
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I have no idea why, but Mina Kimes.
https://twitter.com/HannahStormESPN/status/1569379628892016641
Same. Unassuming beauty and personality to match. The bee’s knees.
She's super cute, like the type of woman that's not only attractive but one you want to have be your gf and maybe wife
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yes a smart and funny conventionally attractive woman who talks about sports. quite a brain buster here folks
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you guys managed to finally break through and make this thread cringe
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yes a smart and funny conventionally attractive woman who talks about sports. quite a brain buster here folks
Not usually my type, is what I was referring to.
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ZOMG!
https://twitter.com/brewers/status/1570933651260731392?s=46&t=23Y76QSZ8zQCYYejz6JyCQ
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gross
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gross
I'm sorry about your low t & p(enile), friend!
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guys, google: Tiffany thiessen see through!
:fatty:
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guys, google: Tiffany thiessen see through!
:fatty:
Definitely wowzers :drool:
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must have been quite a crush for ol' otto.
https://twitter.com/WhoresofYore/status/1583435685201338368
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Tell me more of this WhoresofYore account ...
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back when writing was part of my chosen profession, i was told that a title should contain the thesis.
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Man, I finally understand John Donne's poem "Go and Catch a Falling Star":
Go and catch a falling star,
Get with child a mandrake root,
Tell me where all past years are,
Or who cleft the devil's foot,
Teach me to hear mermaids singing,
Or to keep off envy's stinging,
And find
What wind
Serves to advance an honest mind.
Which, as we all know, was alluded to in T.S. Eliot's "Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock":
Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.
I do not think that they will sing to me.
I have seen them riding seaward on the waves
Combing the white hair of the waves blown back
When the wind blows the water white and black.
We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.
https://twitter.com/WhoresofYore/status/1582062619971956736?s=20&t=YD3BufBUjKHVUQQ_Jb3TIQ
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https://twitter.com/PaigeSpiranac/status/1584587546574872576?s=20&t=AJCRPEAh2s82ByLAYKe8gA
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:love:
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1587793851447758849?s=20&t=RraXxrn3_YroRVj6HCFZBg
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Godddamnit, I just came to post that
AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOO
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:fatty:
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Common ground!
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Lauren Graham is 55 years old :surprised:
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She's a fine wine indeed :fatty:
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She's definitely on my boner jams all time playlist.
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Big no from me
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Lauren Graham is 55 years old :surprised:
always has been imo
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Finding old ladies hot is definitely a cross post with the getting older thread
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Some very nice ladies in this thread :)
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Finding old ladies hot is definitely a cross post with the getting older thread
Always dug the older babes tbh. MILFs have always been where it’s at.
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Older chicks are smarter, cooler, and have their crap together.
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embarrassed that this thread is 9 pages deep and no mention of Rosario Dawson like wth can we please take this thread seriously now? unbelievable.
Fine Wine Category:
Helen Mirren
Sophia Loren
Diane Lane
Campy Horror Movie Trope Category:
Casandra Peterson (Elvira)
Anjelica Huston as Morticia Addams
Jennifer Tilly
Ok look this one was less about boners and more about the fact that i'm a patriot and how proud i was to be an american in the summer of 1996 (aka patriot boner):
Dominique Moceanu
because i watched a lot of Nickelodeon in the 90s:
Larisa Olynik (the afore mentioned Alex Mack)
Michelle Trachtenberg
Topanga (probably wasn't Nickelodeon idgaf)
Moira Quirk (don't even pretend you didn't want a piece of that radical rock)
other sports related:
Erin Andrews
Summer Sanders
misc:
Yasmine Bleeth (sad to see her now but cocaine is a helluva drug)
Tia Carrera shaaaaa-wing
maybe not necessarily the hottest but omg those bewbz:
Susan Sarandon
Courtney Cox
Laura San Giacomo (NBC's Just Shoot Me)
Heather Graham (but also hot but also bewbz)
not sure if if bears mentioning because who didn't have a mega-boner for playboy playmates?:
Carmen Electra
Jenny McCarthy
wow! what an amazing list right there by me. Worth repeating: Rosario Dawson. my god. she can do whatever she wants to me i don't even care. its fine. anything is fine.
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https://youtu.be/BM5rz4PBJWM (https://youtu.be/BM5rz4PBJWM)
damn MIR she still got it
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Yasmine Bleeth (sad to see her now but cocaine is a helluva drug)
OMG! Do NOT Google!
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Rosario is unbelievable, don't understand it, don't even try to
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I sure didn't have BAC wanting to get pegged by Rosario on my gE bingo card.
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I sure didn't have BAC wanting enthusiastically consenting to get pegged by Rosario on my gE bingo card.
Semantics, but just to put a finer point on it. And yeah man, whatever she wants. Its a big yes from me.
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Florence Pugh has now entered the chat for this filly slayer.
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I sure didn't have BAC wanting to get pegged by Rosario on my gE bingo card.
I loudly laughed when reading this
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Newish addition to my list that I haven’t seen in here yet: Taylor Rooks
https://twitter.com/taylorrooks/status/1593057813626261506?s=46&t=-6ldcVgLKX0Sg_DHhmfn9Q
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Good one, joda. It's her first mention it, shame on us, but we've definitely admired her on the basketball board.
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Godddamnit, I just came
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long time fan @joda
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https://twitter.com/justsanaa/status/1605632767428943873
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Have we brought up Joy Taylor before? I want her to sit on my face!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSB85gqXIAEIp5Y?format=jpg&name=900x900)
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Have we brought up Joy Taylor before? I want her to sit on my face!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSB85gqXIAEIp5Y?format=jpg&name=900x900)
That's a breeder, and I mean no disrespect, quite the opposite.
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Have we brought up Joy Taylor before? I want her to sit on my face!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSB85gqXIAEIp5Y?format=jpg&name=900x900)
That's a breeder, and I mean no disrespect, quite the opposite.
Yup
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:Yuck:
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Finding old ladies hot is definitely a cross post with the getting older thread
Always dug the older babes tbh. MILFs have always been where it’s at.
You are officially old when the MILF channel features ladies significantly younger than you.
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:Yuck:
I’m confused
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Finding old ladies hot is definitely a cross post with the getting older thread
Always dug the older babes tbh. MILFs have always been where it’s at.
You are officially old when the MILF channel features ladies significantly younger than you.
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The Barely Legal to MILF character arc is only like 5 years. Or so I've heard.
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Finding old ladies hot is definitely a cross post with the getting older thread
Always dug the older babes tbh. MILFs have always been where it’s at.
You are officially old when the MILF channel features ladies significantly younger than you.
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The Barely Legal to MILF character arc is only like 5 years. Or so I've heard.
This is true. I used to be a woodman. CanCo.
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:fatty: :fatty: :fatty: :fatty: :fatty: :fatty: :fatty:
https://twitter.com/HubFamous/status/1613221958484885505
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Sheesh.
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So, I went to sleep last night after Inside the NBA finished. This morning the TV was still on TNT and Charmed was on. I didn't watch much TV while in college, otherwise I would have been all in.
(https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/t_share/MTc0NDc1NzY1ODkzNTcxOTQ0/where-are-they-now-the-cast-of-charmed.jpg)
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I will not post this in the shame thread, but Sarah Silverman is drastically improving with age.
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I watched the undoing on HBO recently and this actress holy cow. Bonus points she is naked for like 3/4 of her screentime
(https://iv1.lisimg.com/image/24062531/740full-matilda-de-angelis.jpg)
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I will not post this in the shame thread, but Sarah Silverman is drastically improving with age.
She is already in this thread :fatty:
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Sarah Silverman talking may kill every boner within earshot.
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I watched the undoing on HBO recently and this actress holy cow. Bonus points she is naked for like 3/4 of her screentime
(https://iv1.lisimg.com/image/24062531/740full-matilda-de-angelis.jpg)
goddamn she's gorgeous
:fatty: :fatty: :fatty: :fatty: :fatty: :fatty: :fatty:
https://twitter.com/HubFamous/status/1613221958484885505
amazing as always, she's Jen Anniston levels of not aging
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Sarah Silverman talking may kill every boner within earshot.
There are ways to keep that mouth busy :fatty:
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Clark Hunts daughter, folks!
https://twitter.com/gracelynhunt/status/1616464908559712256?s=46&t=YqvPTLrrCSdjb6UY6WxgkA
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She is the absolute definition of meh
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7 has had zero bad bitches like this! :love:
https://twitter.com/gracelynhunt/status/1616969956117078016?s=46&t=H4ktqfeQmUBtxsKChybRFQ
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Half the women I see at the local hyvee are more attractive.
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Rachel Shenton
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She is the absolute definition of meh
mid
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She is the absolute definition of meh
You're being generous with that assessment TBH.
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The most attractive thing about Gracie Hunt is her money. If she was a random KU Karla from JOCO thirst posting on IG she would be a nobody.
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She also competed for MissUSAKansas! A real dog I tell ya!
https://twitter.com/gracelynhunt/status/1453916460536025094?s=46&t=1yov-D2deH6NkE0VSkdoWA
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Don't let us stop you from falling in love with a meh young lady man.
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The most attractive thing about Gracie Hunt is her money. If she was a random KU Karla from JOCO thirst posting on IG she would be a nobody.
I think while a little overly harsh this more accurate than not. She doesn't scream boner thread/crush level to me, and just the ton of Aspen snow bikini photos screams I'm a spoiled rich girl
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The most attractive thing about Gracie Hunt is her money. If she was a random KU Karla from JOCO thirst posting on IG she would be a nobody.
I think while a little overly harsh this more accurate than not. She doesn't scream boner thread/crush level to me, and just the ton of Aspen snow bikini photos screams I'm a spoiled rich girl
Maybe an angle here we haven't explored is Wacky is attracted to people who have the same eternal desire to be the center of attention.
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People are attracted to different things wacky. Everyone is unique.
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Interesting meltdown, gents.
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perfect addition to this thread.
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She's definitely not ugly, it's kinda silly to act like she is, but she's kinda a dime a dozen to me, there's nothing unique for me to grab on to.
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finland's prime minister sanna marin has the flavors I currently crave
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I bet they went to a rave
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finland's prime minister sanna marin has the flavors I currently crave
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230211/a42fc495e6b16f10ca8729353fdb4c45.jpg)
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YUP
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she even got him to wear a different shirt :fatty:
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Natasha Lyonne in Poker Face is doing it for me.
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Natasha Lyonne in Poker Face is doing it for me.
What did you think of Charlize Theron in Monster?
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Not for me
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Penelope Cruz in Vanilla Sky
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Natasha Lyonne in Poker Face is doing it for me.
Wtf
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Elizabeth Lial in Netflix’s “You”
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Starting watching lost with my oldest. Kate bonk
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No one on lost beats Ana Lucia
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No one on lost beats Ana Lucia
She knows how to wear a tank top.
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No one on lost beats Ana Lucia
She knows how to wear a tank top.
And jeans :fatty:
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Raquel Welch :cry:
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https://twitter.com/mlbelites_/status/1634932402056208387
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lmao
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that’s irl wholesome and adorable
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That's perfect
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I immediately imagined that happening in the third row of sd's Denali
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I immediately imagined that happening in the third row of sd's Denali
I have Wi-Fi in it!
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pure
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Sorry SD :cry:
https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1642608995067387906
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literal "sorry for partying" to the SDP
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Heard she's been eyeing real estate in Sarpy county
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STOP THE COUNT! :curse:
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So sorry SD, it hurts
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(https://media.tenor.com/c21cN54oERsAAAAd/alarm.gif)
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1656339733511798793
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SD GET IN HERE RN
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folks, I’m “available”
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Competition heating up
https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1656424103329529856
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Eve 6 guy is very good at Twitter
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Whoever lands her needs to be able to keep up with her molly habit
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Eve 6 guy is very good at Twitter
Confirmed
https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1655379386852581379?s=20 (https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1655379386852581379?s=20)
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Rebecca Ferguson
(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/CLSXZLyqvgSzPpDYDbPnfQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD0xODg4/https://media.zenfs.com/en/entertainment_weekly_785/1fc909c24c8fbd74f04e9e94f1e36c79)
Sha-wing
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Turd Ferguson
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81 is the new 41.
(https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-760w,f_auto,q_auto:best/rockcms/2023-05/sports-illustrated-martha-stewart-mc-230515-c70dec.jpg)
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Rebecca Ferguson
(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/CLSXZLyqvgSzPpDYDbPnfQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD0xODg4/https://media.zenfs.com/en/entertainment_weekly_785/1fc909c24c8fbd74f04e9e94f1e36c79)
Sha-wing
cute
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81 is the new 41.
(https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-760w,f_auto,q_auto:best/rockcms/2023-05/sports-illustrated-martha-stewart-mc-230515-c70dec.jpg)
goooooddddddaaaammmnnn
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Rebecca Ferguson
(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/CLSXZLyqvgSzPpDYDbPnfQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD0xODg4/https://media.zenfs.com/en/entertainment_weekly_785/1fc909c24c8fbd74f04e9e94f1e36c79)
Sha-wing
cute
She had me at greatest showman. Or doctor sleep. Whichever one I saw first
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81 is the new 41.
(https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-760w,f_auto,q_auto:best/rockcms/2023-05/sports-illustrated-martha-stewart-mc-230515-c70dec.jpg)
goooooddddddaaaammmnnn
martha stewart, please consider showing us the 81 yo hogs
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https://twitter.com/HumansNoContext/status/1662489232525410310
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:ROFL:
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there's a local news lady with like the same face as my Finnish crush Sanna Marin and also has just these massive hogs and she doesn't really show them off or anything but when she's on the news I'm watching, I'm monitoring the situation. So I think this is my face type from these two data points.
https://twitter.com/erinhartley_tv/status/1665693562531459073
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oh yeah, SD, she's a dime for sure
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Yep
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It’s like an old boob envy meme
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Somehow gal gadot looks better in the flash movie
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I think Mina Kimes is great, I don't look at her anything like a crush but I know a lot of dudes do.
https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1679279029764120577
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I certainly don’t have a boner for this hot babe I’m posting either. I just know you pervs probably will.
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I certainly don’t have a boner for this hot babe I’m posting either. I just know you pervs probably will.
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:ROFL:
And canco I am one for her
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I think Mina Kimes is great, I don't look at her anything like a crush but I know a lot of dudes do.
https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1679279029764120577
Whatever you say wesley snipes
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I certainly don’t have a boner for this hot babe I’m posting either. I just know you pervs probably will.
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lmao
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Granted, the last time someone posted Mina kimes itt, boner talk all but ceased and we started talking about taking her to mom and stuff.
Someone spoke up and got things back on the boner track.
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Sorry bros she's always given little sister vibes for me. She's funny and smart a.f. though. Pretty, not the slightest bit of sex appeal.
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Sorry bros she's always given little sister vibes for me. She's funny and smart a.f. though. Pretty, not the slightest bit of sex appeal.
JUST POSTING THIS FOR YOU PERVS WHO’LL GET BONERS TO IT (not me tho)
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I think there is the possibility of a few SHWING bicycles showing up in this thread. But like the esteemed gentlemen above me, I am not among them.
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I think Mina Kimes is great, I don't look at her anything like a crush but I know a lot of dudes do.
https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1679279029764120577
this new plot twist is only adding spice I didn't know it needed :love:
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So WW is a freak, huh?
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the BONER ALERT thread is a judgement free zone
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So WW is a freak, huh?
Once again MiR is not a freak who does NOT get horned up by the freaky picture he saw that he knew would horn all the freaks up, he just knows what freaky freaks are into. (That he is not into)
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I stan w/ WW on this
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https://youtu.be/Icgr-u2MQ5I
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Each time MiR proves a point instead of refuting it
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Kinda late on this one
(https://www.celebsweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Tiffany-Gomas.webp)
https://twitter.com/Tiffany_Gomas/status/1690805418635952128
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I CAN FIX HER
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I am assuming she took mushrooms or LSD and had a bad trip.
It's wild that she puts out a 2 min video afterwards and simply apologizes for cursing and says nothing about the source of the outburst.
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I am assuming she took mushrooms or LSD and had a bad trip.
It's wild that she puts out a 2 min video afterwards and simply apologizes for cursing and says nothing about the source of the outburst.
Which ngl makes me think it was not a bad trip and she does/did believe she thought what she saw was real.
Also ngl, she looks way better in the apology vid vs the airplane vid. Airplane vid makes her look like generic suburban white woman
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Kinda late on this one
(https://www.celebsweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Tiffany-Gomas.webp)
https://twitter.com/Tiffany_Gomas/status/1690805418635952128
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Did anybody ever year, which was it drugs or a mental breakdown? Or alien?
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Nobody has ever intentionally taken LSD with their hair up like that
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I know this sounds crazy, but damn that looks like two different people to me.
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I think the second one is Melania's love child with J. Trudeau.
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Note to the ladies of the blog; take it easy on the makeup.
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Mrs. Gooch has been advised.
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I am assuming she took mushrooms or LSD and had a bad trip.
It's wild that she puts out a 2 min video afterwards and simply apologizes for cursing and says nothing about the source of the outburst.
Which ngl makes me think it was not a bad trip and she does/did believe she thought what she saw was real.
Also ngl, she looks way better in the apology vid vs the airplane vid. Airplane vid makes her look like generic suburban white woman
(https://media.tenor.com/z8IxIGwkSo0AAAAM/false-wrong.gif)
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ss7 correct as usual
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She looks like dogshit in the apology video
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She looks like dogshit in the apology video
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This just affirms that Mrs. sd lacks blocky (fashionable) eyebrows.
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I CAN FIX HER
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Bro, I'm fine just the way she is
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I am assuming she took mushrooms or LSD and had a bad trip.
It's wild that she puts out a 2 min video afterwards and simply apologizes for cursing and says nothing about the source of the outburst.
Which ngl makes me think it was not a bad trip and she does/did believe she thought what she saw was real.
Also ngl, she looks way better in the apology vid vs the airplane vid. Airplane vid makes her look like generic suburban white woman
(https://media.tenor.com/z8IxIGwkSo0AAAAM/false-wrong.gif)
Yeah, not too many suburban white women have cake like that
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https://x.com/chatprolegend76/status/1690853628398260224?s=46&t=qihx_M5rao00w7e29gt7Rw
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She's got those crazy eyes. Definitely would've bumped uglies with her
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Morgan Brennan on CNBC a few min ago for the interview she was doing :drool:
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Ann Rohmer can get it
https://youtu.be/jPvLeMS8Gn0
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Ann Rohmer can get it
https://youtu.be/jPvLeMS8Gn0
That rough rider sold me windows.
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You mean that sexy cougar sold you windows, I assume?
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You mean that sexy cougar sold you windows, I assume?
I wish. I’d have bought extras. :fatty:
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You mean that sexy cougar sold you windows, I assume?
I wish. I’d have bought extras. :fatty:
I was really expecting to be crap upon for this contribution to the thread, but your lack of censure is really bumming me out :frown:
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gE has fostered a beautiful anti kink shaming community.
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Cross-post: is anyone else getting the Paradisus resort popup ad? :fatty:
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Cross-post: is anyone else getting the Paradisus resort popup ad? :fatty:
Michigancat probably
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Free feet, if that's your thing
https://twitter.com/Tiffany_Gomas/status/1693308205290705062
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Ty mir
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She’s a babe.
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I immediately knew that was for #MyGuy
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WTF is this place; the land of the lost? :dunno:
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Florence Pugh has now entered the chat for this filly slayer.
Lots of good screen time of her in Oppenheimer, iykwim
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Ol' boy is thirsty, got that yellow fever. No surprise, I bet most magas do
https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1699461578549014546
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Have we determined whether that (Alpha Male) account is parody?
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Have we determined whether that (Alpha Male) account is parody?
Pretty sure it’s not. At least overtly. It’s definitely rage porn tho.
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Have we determined whether that (Alpha Male) account is parody?
Pretty sure it’s not. At least overtly. It’s definitely rage porn tho.
Well, that's pretty pathetic, then.
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Have we determined whether that (Alpha Male) account is parody?
Pretty sure it’s not. At least overtly. It’s definitely rage porn tho.
Well, that's pretty pathetic, then.
Then again, I’m not completely sure. So maybe … less pathetic!!!
https://twitter.com/theneedledrop/status/1641671958554083329/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1641671958554083329¤tTweetUser=theneedledrop
Ok, he’s got to be satire.
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Have we determined whether that (Alpha Male) account is parody?
It's definitely him. He also posted a video of himself, today, talking about Mina for two minutes. I refuse to believe that he actually thinks these things, he's just figured out what dumb fucks want and he's maximizing engagement.
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Have we determined whether that (Alpha Male) account is parody?
It's definitely him. He also posted a video of himself, today, talking about Mina for two minutes. I refuse to believe that he actually thinks these things, he's just figured out what dumb fucks want and he's maximizing engagement.
Yeah he kind of reminds me of that newsmax host Greg Kelly. I think maybe at one point they kind of believed the stuff but eventually they went way over the top for trolling purposes.
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I just want us all to appreciate Mina :dubious:
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:love: :love:
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I am convinced that Nick Adams is an elaborate advertisement for Hooters.
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adams is peak-era goEMAW. parody and sincere at the same time.
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adams is peak-era goEMAW. parody and sincere at the same time.
that's an incredible way to describe it and one I've never thought of. good job sys.
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adams is peak-era goEMAW. parody and sincere at the same time.
Nailed it
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I read somewhere that he wrote a (joke?) book about promoting MAGA things in 2016 or something, and that Trump tweeted positively about the book. He/it went viral and he leaned in to it all.
But peak gE is pretty apt. Just perfectly straddles satire and real.
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sys, thank you for carefully monitoring the boner alert thread in case it needed some good insights like this.
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But let’s get back to the babes plz.
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Penelope Cruz’s character in Vanilla Sky. More crush than boner… but still boner.
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https://youtu.be/pzSWMv-oU3g?si=dJzaNB5IRpPY3cj2
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Paz Vega in Spanglish.
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She's hot AF, still is
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I've probably already posted, but
(https://www.yournextshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Elizabeth-Hurley-as-the-Devil-in-Bedazzled.jpg)
(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/austinpowers/images/1/1a/Vanessa_Powers.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20191223085553)
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Yup, conFIRMed
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Characters, not actresses
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Guys, what are we doing here? How have we not been talking about the fact Natalie Portman is single and my odds of landing a spot by her side?
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Better chance of one of my horses winning the Kentucky Derby. Of the four, one is a gelding and the other is a filly.
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Selena has come into her own. Quite impressed
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Selena has come into her own. Quite impressed
I didn’t know she had lupus. As someone who also has a terrible autoimmune condition, has major anxiety and depression and is very successful, this makes her even more attractive in my minds eye.
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I've been watching mayor of Kingstown the last few days, this vixen is 48!
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And just like that I am reminded of the wacky ban
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Hell yes, seven. My God.
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:drool:
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I've been watching mayor of Kingstown the last few days, this vixen is 48!
(https://res.cloudinary.com/dibsl9ebc/image/upload/v1444083388/tbrweze5i1wjwwvqjf96.jpg)
So fine.
Also, great show.
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Back-to-back boner jamz. Omg
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Forty-eight? more like time to fornicate! Am I right!?
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Goddamn, great pick seven
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Check out this hunk
(https://i.postimg.cc/43gXSjxw/Mitt.jpg)
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Just as I'm sitting here completely enthralled with an ageless goddess, here comes Spracne with some John Elway looking [redacted]
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Just as I'm sitting here completely enthralled with an ageless goddess, here comes Spracne with some John Elway looking [redacted]
That's none other than the Moanin' Mormon Mitt Romney, my dude.
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hey, spracne, add me to the list of people who would absolutely agree to whatever mitt wants. business stud, politics stud, hopefully bedroom stud.
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why the hell did spracs post a pic of brady quinn?
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Heyo
https://twitter.com/KeianaMartinTV/status/1711215179403317678/video/1
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Erin Dolan....holy crap :Wha:
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Only need to watch the first, like, 20 seconds:
https://youtu.be/NUtDfmZh4Os?si=KXCkSf8RNcwjac6t
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Only need to watch the first, like, 20 seconds:
https://youtu.be/NUtDfmZh4Os?si=KXCkSf8RNcwjac6t
Maga smokeshow
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Hard pass. Also spracne.. every other video, every other post he show, he still a pit hoe
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SJP in Hocus Pocus
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the peas and tube meat of women
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Mentioned in the movie watching thread:
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Nikki Downing from Who’s Harry Crumb?
More of a crush than a boner.
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Sally in Nightmare Before Christmas
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Sally in Nightmare Before Christmas
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Sally in Nightmare Before Christmas
I was going to agree, but then I was thinking more of Emily the corpse bride, and that's cause I was thinking of Helena Bonham Carter. Cause her (esp as Bellatrix) is the right kinda crazy
(https://deecrowseer.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/hpatootp-hbc01.jpg)
and that's my journey thanks for the coming along for the ride
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The bathtub lady ghost in 13 ghosts
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Star from lost boys and to a lesser degree twister
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Picture #5 is wild :Jeffy:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Czqm3vNt2OX/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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Picture #5 is wild :Jeffy:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Czqm3vNt2OX/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
I'm starting to get a sense for your tastes. Am I correct that it involves imposition of authority?
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Picture #5 is wild :Jeffy:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Czqm3vNt2OX/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
I'm starting to get a sense for your tastes. Am I correct that it involves imposition of authority?
and bewbs
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Big bewbs. My lawd.
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lol
https://twitter.com/ciarcarlin/status/1725495830071632282?t=wi5VyT2G-qG3SFyuueR8Sw&s=19
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damn, and lol
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https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1728134162505429331
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Toyota Jan has the same finnish pm flavors I crave
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Post pregnancy Mina Kimes does a lot more for me. Apparently, my YouTube algorithm seems to think I have an Aubrey Plaza thing. Doesn't everyone?
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Post pregnancy Mina Kimes does a lot more for me. Apparently, my YouTube algorithm seems to think I have an Aubrey Plaza thing. Doesn't everyone?
i concur
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https://x.com/taylorrooks/status/1740831177974665561?s=46&t=Irpc1Q0uPep4wACAVpL7DQ
Just god damn 🤤🤤
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https://x.com/taylorrooks/status/1740831177974665561?s=46&t=Irpc1Q0uPep4wACAVpL7DQ
Just god damn 🤤🤤
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Not bad for a woman of advanced age:
https://youtu.be/s65yJfkj3Ps?si=JxC4iPOVqL-Zd7Fu&t=580
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2 purpose post because A) girlfriend in hot AF and B) every single "not familiar with your game" post I've ever seen has been good
https://twitter.com/TitansBy20/status/1750016508338590060
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To get your hot AF gf to wear a shirt with your name on it a ton is peak boner city
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2 purpose post because A) girlfriend in hot AF and B) every single "not familiar with your game" post I've ever seen has been good
https://twitter.com/TitansBy20/status/1750016508338590060
Great example I saw recently
https://twitter.com/DJZeeti/status/1743860498683023571?t=XxIlGoNLnaFY24b6Olagsg&s=19
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Are we really in here acting like 6'5" 265 pound behemoths have a hard time getting babes to fall in love with them?
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2 purpose post because A) girlfriend in hot AF and B) every single "not familiar with your game" post I've ever seen has been good
https://twitter.com/TitansBy20/status/1750016508338590060
She's pretty hott, ngl.
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Seems majority vote is for HIGH ALERT on light skinned.
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Trailer Swift (still would tho)
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(https://www.billboard.com/wp-content/uploads/media/jewel-the-view-sept-2015-billboard-650.jpg?w=650)
Trailer Swift (still would tho)
lmao
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Seems majority vote is for HIGH ALERT on light skinned.
:)
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2 purpose post because A) girlfriend in hot AF and B) every single "not familiar with your game" post I've ever seen has been good
https://twitter.com/TitansBy20/status/1750016508338590060
She's pretty hott, ngl.
:Jeffy:
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Seems majority vote is for HIGH ALERT on light skinned.
:)
Checks out!
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Erin Dolan....holy crap :Wha:
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https://www.instagram.com/p/C3RCm62OrV3/?igsh=MTg0bmtkZnpraHBpbA==
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She looks like a regular person, like J Rake. Not sure what’s going on.
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She looks like a regular person, like J Rake. Not sure what’s going on.
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Are you a regular person?
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She looks like a regular person, like J Rake. Not sure what’s going on.
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I mean she’s no Kroger brand local news anchor or anything.
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Are we really in here acting like 6'5" 265 pound behemoths have a hard time getting babes to fall in love with them?
That [redacted] looks like Shrek, nic, and she's a 10. Every straight dude on that team would date that woman but somehow the ugliest guy ended up with her.
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Good for him :thumbsup:
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Rebecca Ferguson
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Sha-wing
Rebecca Ferguson what are you dune 2 me
https://twitter.com/EmmaTolkin/status/1759629082441228479?s=19
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My lord
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lib, do we have to kill dwayne the rock johnson
https://twitter.com/joshsmithhosts/status/1762570521445626037?t=8iRggYIzP1wEpdId2rrfEg&s=19
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lib, do we have to kill dwayne the rock johnson
https://twitter.com/joshsmithhosts/status/1762570521445626037?t=8iRggYIzP1wEpdId2rrfEg&s=19
https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/1762764644312289410?t=Z7rSV2DTft0jZJ4FE7FOIA&s=19
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lib do we have to kill Michael Fassbender
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Erin Dolan....holy crap :Wha:
(https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2023/06/meet-erin-dolan-stunning-espn-827132538.jpg)
https://www.instagram.com/p/C3RCm62OrV3/?igsh=MTg0bmtkZnpraHBpbA==
It took me a while to put my finger on who she looks like, and it's the publicist from Arrested Development
(https://y.yarn.co/71c90c74-c41c-4581-95ef-ce63bc21abd5_screenshot.jpg)
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Her?
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lib do we have to kill Michael Fassbender
https://twitter.com/cevangelista413/status/1763035115897196891?t=da_Yd5aJM2_hcJKXbWClEQ&s=19
This thing has gone beyond the confines of wacky's world. I went down the rabbit hole a bit and now I think the culprit was Jake Gyllenhaal
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Is that Plemons?
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lib do we have to kill Michael Fassbender
https://twitter.com/cevangelista413/status/1763035115897196891?t=da_Yd5aJM2_hcJKXbWClEQ&s=19
This thing has gone beyond the confines of wacky's world. I went down the rabbit hole a bit and now I think the culprit was Jake Gyllenhaal
Jake makes more sense than mike
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Mocat have you seen silo? :fatty:
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Mocat have you seen silo? :fatty:
I have not
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I enjoyed this
https://twitter.com/LauraRutledge/status/1763583514920866232
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Is that Plemons?
Bro you know it's The 'lemons
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I enjoyed this
https://twitter.com/LauraRutledge/status/1763583514920866232
Is St. Elmo's the only restaurant worth a crap in Indy? I swear to God that every NFL, NBA, and college basketball coach and media member talks about that place. Gotta be the #1 place for sports nerds to see sports famous people
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I enjoyed this
https://twitter.com/LauraRutledge/status/1763583514920866232
Is St. Elmo's the only restaurant worth a crap in Indy? I swear to God that every NFL, NBA, and college basketball coach and media member talks about that place. Gotta be the #1 place for sports nerds to see sports famous people
Yeah, pretty much. Domonique Foxworth and Bomani Jones did a long segment about it a couple months ago that was pretty funny.
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Paco's Tacos will scratch that taco itch quite well but it's not downtown.
Places I've enjoyed in downtown Indy: St Elmo's and the steakhouse next door (Harry and Izzy's), Pier 48, & Prime 47.
If you stay near the airport, you're really limited but The Library will do.
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Isn't Harry & Izzy's just St. Elmo's for people who can't/wont pay St. Elmo's prices, like the same menus and recipes?
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Yep. Line at St Elmo's? Head next door. Tastes the same and makes the same turd.
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@star seed 7
https://twitter.com/DemocracyBurner/status/1767307382994928061?t=wJqSxP8E_InYNyTU2i4ZHA&s=19
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:Woot:
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:gocho:
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had not clocked ss7 at a foot man, but hey if the shoe fits...
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It's almost flip flop season....
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I loathe feet, get those things away from me
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Didn't realize we had Quentin Tarantino on this blog
I loathe feet, get those things away from me
They are mostly :Yuck: