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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2021, 02:39:21 PM »
Yeah Emily Blunt should have been on my list too
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2021, 03:08:44 PM »
No particular order

Sofia Milos
Ana de armas
Monica Belucci
Eva Mendes
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Salma
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« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2021, 03:10:58 PM »
Rattle off some I remember
Alex Mack (not sure on actual name)
Tiffanie amber thiessen
Pamela Anderson
Aaliyah
Brittney Spears
Mariah Carey
Selma Hayek
Angelina Jolie

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2021, 03:50:50 PM »
Rachel McAdams
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2021, 03:55:15 PM »
Rachel McAdams
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #30 on: July 16, 2021, 04:06:11 PM »
Maura Tierney

Oh yeah, this is definitely missing from the top 5
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #31 on: July 16, 2021, 04:18:34 PM »
Jennifer Aniston should be in this thread.

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #32 on: July 16, 2021, 04:33:43 PM »
Jamie Gertz
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« Reply #33 on: July 16, 2021, 04:56:12 PM »
Alyssa Milano


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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #34 on: July 16, 2021, 05:51:42 PM »
Rattle off some I remember
Alex Mack (not sure on actual name)
Tiffanie amber thiessen
Pamela Anderson
Aaliyah
Brittney Spears
Mariah Carey
Selma Hayek
Angelina Jolie

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #35 on: July 16, 2021, 07:08:58 PM »
Just what I can think of at the moment…

Gwen Stefani (early-mid No Doubt era started it)
Alison Brie (Mad Men and Community at the same time!)
The aforementioned Alex Mack
Aubrey Plaza
Natalie Portman
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #36 on: July 16, 2021, 07:11:12 PM »
Rachel McAdams for sure.

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« Reply #37 on: July 16, 2021, 07:11:32 PM »
Thought of a new one from my youth: Elizabeth Hurley

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« Reply #38 on: July 16, 2021, 07:49:54 PM »
Thought of a new one from my youth: Elizabeth Hurley

The only thing I knew about her was that Hugh Grant cheated on her with a prostitute straight off the street. She came into my awareness last year because I read a couple of news aggregator apps and her thotish insta always seems to find a way on these aggregators.

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« Reply #39 on: July 16, 2021, 08:02:40 PM »
Thought of a new one from my youth: Elizabeth Hurley

The only thing I knew about her was that Hugh Grant cheated on her with a prostitute straight off the street. She came into my awareness last year because I read a couple of news aggregator apps and her thotish insta always seems to find a way on these aggregators.

Never seen Austin Powers? I think she's mostly known for that (role: Vanessa Kensington) and also a movie called Bedazzled, where she plays the devil.

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« Reply #40 on: July 16, 2021, 08:05:07 PM »
Yes good one spracne and the cuthbert one I totally forgot about girl next door.. drool


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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #41 on: July 16, 2021, 09:06:25 PM »
two i haven't seen listed from that era: rachel leigh cook, alicia silverstone

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« Reply #42 on: July 17, 2021, 02:51:03 AM »
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« Reply #43 on: July 17, 2021, 07:02:52 AM »
Tyra Banks 1997 Sports Illustrated Swim Suit edition cover had wetwillie boner alerting hard.  Gillian Anderson has been a lifelong crush.
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #44 on: July 17, 2021, 07:46:10 AM »
Old boner alert: Vanna White. Man, that Playboy spread had my attention in 1987.

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« Reply #45 on: July 18, 2021, 05:19:04 PM »
Thought of a new one from my youth: Elizabeth Hurley

The only thing I knew about her was that Hugh Grant cheated on her with a prostitute straight off the street. She came into my awareness last year because I read a couple of news aggregator apps and her thotish insta always seems to find a way on these aggregators.

Never seen Austin Powers? I think she's mostly known for that (role: Vanessa Kensington) and also a movie called Bedazzled, where she plays the devil.

Yes, I knew she was in Austin Powers, the movie wasn't funny and she didn't really grab my attention then.

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« Reply #46 on: July 18, 2021, 05:56:26 PM »
Thought of a new one from my youth: Elizabeth Hurley

The only thing I knew about her was that Hugh Grant cheated on her with a prostitute straight off the street. She came into my awareness last year because I read a couple of news aggregator apps and her thotish insta always seems to find a way on these aggregators.

Never seen Austin Powers? I think she's mostly known for that (role: Vanessa Kensington) and also a movie called Bedazzled, where she plays the devil.

Yes, I knew she was in Austin Powers, the movie wasn't funny and she didn't really grab my attention then.
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