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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #50 on: August 04, 2021, 04:20:20 PM »
Basically Yla’s list for young nicname.

Jennifer Lawrence is prob closest thing for adult nicname. Had a huge crush on Rachel Leigh Cook when I was 20 or so. Led me to watching several of her more obscure movies. Really enjoyed Hi-Line.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #51 on: August 05, 2021, 02:36:45 PM »
Michelle Mylett (Katy from Letterkenny)

That's it.  That's the list right there.

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #52 on: August 05, 2021, 02:41:36 PM »
I’m not sure that this qualifies for the boner alert thread but I genuinely enjoy the heck out of Emma stone and wish she was a neighbor or something that I occasionally got to hang out with in a group setting 👍

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« Reply #53 on: August 05, 2021, 02:47:59 PM »
More like Dr. throbbing wood over Emma stone

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« Reply #54 on: August 05, 2021, 03:41:12 PM »
More like Dr. throbbing wood over Emma stone

We would each enjoy the other and definitely make out drunk a few times but wouldn’t take it amy further than that.

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« Reply #55 on: August 06, 2021, 11:52:30 AM »
More like Dr. throbbing wood over Emma stone

We would each enjoy the other and definitely make out drunk a few times but wouldn’t take it amy further than that.

I can't get past her voice.
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #56 on: August 19, 2021, 03:22:55 PM »
1.) your mom

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Heather Graham
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« Reply #57 on: October 07, 2021, 08:20:54 AM »
sage steele

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #58 on: October 07, 2021, 08:35:40 AM »
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #59 on: October 14, 2021, 01:32:09 AM »
Aaliyah
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #60 on: December 08, 2021, 08:21:50 PM »
finland's prime minister sanna marin has the flavors I currently crave

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #61 on: December 08, 2021, 08:22:55 PM »
30 seconds of internal conflict and dialogue and I've come to the conclusion it may be because she dresses like my wife.

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« Reply #62 on: December 08, 2021, 08:29:58 PM »
30 seconds of internal conflict and dialogue and I've come to the conclusion it may be because she dresses like my wife.

she also loves to party

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« Reply #63 on: December 08, 2021, 08:52:35 PM »
finland's prime minister sanna marin has the flavors I currently crave

She's definitely one spicy tamale  :fatty:
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« Reply #64 on: December 09, 2021, 12:54:52 PM »
she's v interesting to say the least.

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #65 on: December 13, 2021, 12:19:01 PM »
I'm through 3 seasons of casa de papel and Tokyo is a beautiful woman but her hindquarters are a divine work of art :eek:
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #66 on: December 13, 2021, 01:28:46 PM »
TIL Anna Kournikova is 40 years old. When the hell did that happen?

Still red hot tho

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #67 on: December 13, 2021, 01:45:51 PM »
I didn't realize she was only 10 years younger than me.

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #68 on: December 28, 2021, 04:45:10 AM »
rose byrne

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #69 on: January 03, 2022, 12:24:52 PM »
Been jamming to a decent amount of Ashanti recently. Def crush material.





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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #70 on: January 03, 2022, 12:47:32 PM »
jessica alba
brooke burke
rainie yang

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #71 on: January 26, 2022, 09:12:02 AM »
I forgot about Kay Adams. My god, WOULD!

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« Reply #72 on: March 17, 2022, 11:10:20 AM »
Zoe Kravitz.... Hot dang
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #73 on: March 17, 2022, 01:35:54 PM »
Zoe Kravitz.... Hot dang

yeah SNL was wild

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #74 on: March 17, 2022, 03:21:38 PM »
Here's one that I feel is very underrated