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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #226 on: December 22, 2022, 12:15:04 PM »
Have we brought up Joy Taylor before? I want her to sit on my face!


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« Reply #227 on: December 22, 2022, 12:22:21 PM »
Have we brought up Joy Taylor before? I want her to sit on my face!



That's a breeder, and I mean no disrespect, quite the opposite.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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« Reply #228 on: December 22, 2022, 05:15:30 PM »
Have we brought up Joy Taylor before? I want her to sit on my face!



That's a breeder, and I mean no disrespect, quite the opposite.

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« Reply #229 on: December 26, 2022, 01:42:01 PM »
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« Reply #230 on: December 26, 2022, 01:43:45 PM »
Finding old ladies hot is definitely a cross post with the getting older thread

Always dug the older babes tbh. MILFs have always been where it’s at.
You are officially old when the MILF channel features ladies significantly younger than you.

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« Reply #231 on: December 26, 2022, 02:31:59 PM »
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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« Reply #232 on: December 26, 2022, 02:41:19 PM »
Finding old ladies hot is definitely a cross post with the getting older thread

Always dug the older babes tbh. MILFs have always been where it’s at.
You are officially old when the MILF channel features ladies significantly younger than you.

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #233 on: December 26, 2022, 05:47:45 PM »
Finding old ladies hot is definitely a cross post with the getting older thread

Always dug the older babes tbh. MILFs have always been where it’s at.
You are officially old when the MILF channel features ladies significantly younger than you.

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The Barely Legal to MILF character arc is only like 5 years.  Or so I've heard.

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If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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« Reply #235 on: January 13, 2023, 10:46:29 AM »
Sheesh.

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« Reply #236 on: January 13, 2023, 10:49:54 AM »
So, I went to sleep last night after Inside the NBA finished. This morning the TV was still on TNT and Charmed was on. I didn't watch much TV while in college, otherwise I would have been all in.

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« Reply #237 on: January 13, 2023, 10:57:41 AM »
I will not post this in the shame thread, but Sarah Silverman is drastically improving with age.

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« Reply #238 on: January 13, 2023, 11:34:54 AM »
I watched the undoing on HBO recently and this actress holy cow. Bonus points she is naked for like 3/4 of her screentime

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« Reply #239 on: January 13, 2023, 11:37:46 AM »
I will not post this in the shame thread, but Sarah Silverman is drastically improving with age.
She is already in this thread  :fatty:

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« Reply #240 on: January 13, 2023, 11:39:13 AM »
Sarah Silverman talking may kill every boner within earshot.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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« Reply #241 on: January 13, 2023, 11:47:28 AM »
I watched the undoing on HBO recently and this actress holy cow. Bonus points she is naked for like 3/4 of her screentime



goddamn she's gorgeous

 
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amazing as always, she's Jen Anniston levels of not aging
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« Reply #242 on: January 13, 2023, 11:48:36 AM »
Sarah Silverman talking may kill every boner within earshot.

There are ways to keep that mouth busy :fatty:
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« Reply #244 on: January 22, 2023, 01:08:14 PM »
She is the absolute definition of meh
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« Reply #245 on: January 22, 2023, 02:07:30 PM »

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« Reply #246 on: January 22, 2023, 03:22:57 PM »
Half the women I see at the local hyvee are more attractive.
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #247 on: January 22, 2023, 05:42:20 PM »
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« Reply #248 on: January 22, 2023, 10:43:39 PM »
She is the absolute definition of meh

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #249 on: January 23, 2023, 06:57:14 PM »
She is the absolute definition of meh

You're being generous with that assessment TBH.