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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #200 on: November 02, 2022, 08:41:15 AM »
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« Reply #201 on: November 02, 2022, 09:05:44 PM »
Godddamnit, I just came to post that



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« Reply #202 on: November 02, 2022, 09:08:49 PM »
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« Reply #203 on: November 02, 2022, 09:37:34 PM »
Common ground!
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« Reply #204 on: November 03, 2022, 11:23:54 AM »
Lauren Graham is 55 years old  :surprised:

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« Reply #205 on: November 03, 2022, 01:19:24 PM »
She's a fine wine indeed   :fatty:

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« Reply #206 on: November 03, 2022, 03:19:12 PM »
She's definitely on my boner jams all time playlist.

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« Reply #207 on: November 03, 2022, 03:27:14 PM »
Big no from me

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« Reply #208 on: November 03, 2022, 03:51:00 PM »
Lauren Graham is 55 years old  :surprised:

always has been imo

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« Reply #209 on: November 03, 2022, 04:16:27 PM »
Finding old ladies hot is definitely a cross post with the getting older thread
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« Reply #210 on: November 03, 2022, 05:16:56 PM »
Some very nice ladies in this thread :)
Best #heel and/or #babyface on this blogsite



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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #211 on: November 03, 2022, 05:23:04 PM »
Finding old ladies hot is definitely a cross post with the getting older thread

Always dug the older babes tbh. MILFs have always been where it’s at.
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« Reply #212 on: November 03, 2022, 07:37:27 PM »
Older chicks are smarter, cooler, and have their crap together.

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« Reply #213 on: November 04, 2022, 09:57:03 AM »
embarrassed that this thread is 9 pages deep and no mention of Rosario Dawson like wth can we please take this thread seriously now? unbelievable.

Fine Wine Category:
Helen Mirren
Sophia Loren
Diane Lane

Campy Horror Movie Trope Category:
Casandra Peterson (Elvira)
Anjelica Huston as Morticia Addams
Jennifer Tilly

Ok look this one was less about boners and more about the fact that i'm a patriot and how proud i was to be an american in the summer of 1996 (aka patriot boner):
Dominique Moceanu

because i watched a lot of Nickelodeon in the 90s:
Larisa Olynik (the afore mentioned Alex Mack)
Michelle Trachtenberg
Topanga (probably wasn't Nickelodeon idgaf)
Moira Quirk (don't even pretend you didn't want a piece of that radical rock)

other sports related:
Erin Andrews
Summer Sanders

misc:
Yasmine Bleeth (sad to see her now but cocaine is a helluva drug)
Tia Carrera shaaaaa-wing

maybe not necessarily the hottest but omg those bewbz:
Susan Sarandon
Courtney Cox
Laura San Giacomo (NBC's Just Shoot Me)
Heather Graham (but also hot but also bewbz)

not sure if if bears mentioning because who didn't have a mega-boner for playboy playmates?:
Carmen Electra
Jenny McCarthy


wow! what an amazing list right there by me. Worth repeating: Rosario Dawson. my god. she can do whatever she wants to me i don't even care. its fine. anything is fine.


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« Reply #214 on: November 04, 2022, 10:01:42 AM »
https://youtu.be/BM5rz4PBJWM

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« Reply #215 on: November 04, 2022, 10:02:06 AM »
Yasmine Bleeth (sad to see her now but cocaine is a helluva drug)

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« Reply #216 on: November 04, 2022, 10:39:22 AM »
Rosario is unbelievable, don't understand it, don't even try to

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« Reply #217 on: November 04, 2022, 11:04:41 AM »
I sure didn't have BAC wanting to get pegged by Rosario on my gE bingo card.

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« Reply #218 on: November 04, 2022, 01:47:59 PM »
I sure didn't have BAC wanting enthusiastically consenting to get pegged by Rosario on my gE bingo card.

Semantics, but just to put a finer point on it. And yeah man, whatever she wants. Its a big yes from me.

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« Reply #219 on: November 07, 2022, 11:08:36 AM »
Florence Pugh has now entered the chat for this filly slayer.

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« Reply #220 on: November 08, 2022, 03:27:31 PM »
I sure didn't have BAC wanting to get pegged by Rosario on my gE bingo card.

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