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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #175 on: July 10, 2022, 05:07:46 PM »
Damn, she's, wow
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« Reply #176 on: July 25, 2022, 06:07:02 PM »
https://twitter.com/PaigeSpiranac/status/1551620972263899138

Seems like a decent amount of jiggle to tell me they're real
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« Reply #177 on: July 29, 2022, 06:00:26 PM »
Boooooooooo

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« Reply #178 on: July 29, 2022, 06:01:24 PM »
We need to have a conversation about Beyonce's album cover

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« Reply #179 on: July 29, 2022, 06:02:30 PM »
me and katdaddy are open to having a discussion on it.

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« Reply #180 on: July 29, 2022, 08:01:57 PM »
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Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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« Reply #181 on: August 03, 2022, 12:27:31 AM »
Boooooooooo

FTR I'd smash finnish PM ass well, well before Paige. And yes we need to have a convo on Yonce cause holy crap I know she's been hot forever, but like, how did she get hotter?
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« Reply #184 on: September 12, 2022, 03:08:20 PM »
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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« Reply #185 on: September 12, 2022, 03:44:20 PM »
I have no idea why, but Mina Kimes.

https://twitter.com/HannahStormESPN/status/1569379628892016641

Same. Unassuming beauty and personality to match. The bee’s knees.

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« Reply #186 on: September 12, 2022, 09:07:01 PM »
I have no idea why, but Mina Kimes.

https://twitter.com/HannahStormESPN/status/1569379628892016641

Same. Unassuming beauty and personality to match. The bee’s knees.

She's super cute, like the type of woman that's not only attractive but one you want to have be your gf and maybe wife
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« Reply #187 on: September 13, 2022, 11:37:07 AM »
yes a smart and funny conventionally attractive woman who talks about sports. quite a brain buster here folks

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« Reply #188 on: September 13, 2022, 12:14:12 PM »
you guys managed to finally break through and make this thread cringe

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« Reply #189 on: September 13, 2022, 10:06:19 PM »
yes a smart and funny conventionally attractive woman who talks about sports. quite a brain buster here folks

Not usually my type, is what I was referring to.
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« Reply #191 on: September 26, 2022, 03:19:45 AM »
gross

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« Reply #192 on: September 27, 2022, 01:04:44 PM »
gross
I'm sorry about your low t & p(enile), friend!

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« Reply #193 on: October 16, 2022, 12:33:45 AM »
guys, google: Tiffany thiessen see through!

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« Reply #194 on: October 17, 2022, 08:57:44 PM »
guys, google: Tiffany thiessen see through!

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Definitely wowzers  :drool:
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« Reply #195 on: October 21, 2022, 05:58:21 PM »
must have been quite a crush for ol' otto.

https://twitter.com/WhoresofYore/status/1583435685201338368
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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« Reply #196 on: October 21, 2022, 06:00:18 PM »
Tell me more of this WhoresofYore account ...

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« Reply #197 on: October 21, 2022, 06:06:12 PM »
back when writing was part of my chosen profession, i was told that a title should contain the thesis.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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« Reply #198 on: October 21, 2022, 06:48:38 PM »
Man, I finally understand John Donne's poem "Go and Catch a Falling Star":

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Go and catch a falling star,
    Get with child a mandrake root,
Tell me where all past years are,
    Or who cleft the devil's foot,
Teach me to hear mermaids singing,
Or to keep off envy's stinging,
            And find
            What wind
Serves to advance an honest mind.

Which, as we all know, was alluded to in T.S. Eliot's "Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock":

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Shall I part my hair behind?   Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

I do not think that they will sing to me.

I have seen them riding seaward on the waves
Combing the white hair of the waves blown back
When the wind blows the water white and black.
We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.


https://twitter.com/WhoresofYore/status/1582062619971956736?s=20&t=YD3BufBUjKHVUQQ_Jb3TIQ