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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3025 on: April 02, 2020, 06:06:42 AM »
What the actual eff


https://twitter.com/andishehnouraee/status/1245513642319151110


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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3026 on: April 02, 2020, 06:45:58 AM »
That was shocking, SD.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3027 on: April 02, 2020, 07:04:23 AM »
You expect that kinda thing from Mississippi or Alabama, but damn.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3028 on: April 02, 2020, 07:18:28 AM »

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3029 on: April 02, 2020, 07:27:31 AM »
Griftiest of the grifters can't just leave the game even after getting shelled out of foxhole after foxhole after foxhole ad nauseam. Hate the player respect the game right?
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3030 on: April 02, 2020, 08:18:21 AM »
Look who's out defending his leader.

https://twitter.com/sonofdaxjones/status/1245684706840137728
I'm glad he's gone, this discussion would be terrible with him here

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3031 on: April 02, 2020, 08:47:07 AM »
"Moreno was caught on video holding a flair and reading a copy of the Epoch Times as the train sped off the tracks."

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3032 on: April 02, 2020, 08:48:05 AM »
Look who's out defending his leader.

https://twitter.com/sonofdaxjones/status/1245684706840137728
I'm glad he's gone, this discussion would be terrible with him here

Because a dissenting opinion would really eff up the groupthink here, amirite?
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3033 on: April 02, 2020, 08:48:27 AM »
Look who's out defending his leader.

https://twitter.com/sonofdaxjones/status/1245684706840137728
I'm glad he's gone, this discussion would be terrible with him here
But I would love so much to hear what his context argument is.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3034 on: April 02, 2020, 08:49:39 AM »
Look who's out defending his leader.

https://twitter.com/sonofdaxjones/status/1245684706840137728
I'm glad he's gone, this discussion would be terrible with him here

Because a dissenting opinion would really eff up the groupthink here, amirite?
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I’m not sure I’ve heard an actual opinion from Dax in years.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3035 on: April 02, 2020, 08:56:50 AM »
Look who's out defending his leader.

https://twitter.com/sonofdaxjones/status/1245684706840137728
I'm glad he's gone, this discussion would be terrible with him here

Because a dissenting opinion would really eff up the groupthink here, amirite?
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dax just sucks at serious conversations and creates dumb fights. I don't mind Justwin or K-Dub's contributions to this thread, even if they're monsters who are usually wrong.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3036 on: April 02, 2020, 08:58:40 AM »
there are some really dumb/evil people handling this

https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/1245708144514195456

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3037 on: April 02, 2020, 09:05:04 AM »
Looked like maybe a drive thru testing station is being set up in that st lukes med complex at mission farms
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3038 on: April 02, 2020, 09:09:21 AM »
if you've already had covid-19 and made it through the 14 day window with no symptoms, would the test be able to tell that?

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3039 on: April 02, 2020, 09:16:47 AM »
The antibody test will. It's a finger prick blood test I think.
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3041 on: April 02, 2020, 09:29:20 AM »
The antibody test will. It's a finger prick blood test I think.

this is great news. this is what will allow people to go back to work

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/02/health/fda-coronavirus-antibody-test-authorization/

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3042 on: April 02, 2020, 09:33:18 AM »
The areas' rich and famous residents have had greater access to tests, leading to a greater number of confirmed cases

i think there is a real correlation between wealth and likelihood of covid 19 infection, not just an artifact of testing.


if you look at the mountain west states, they all have infection clusters in the ski areas.

https://twitter.com/brianmrosenthal/status/1245718991756296193

I don't necessarily agree with his conclusion (because I think wealthier folks are more likely to be able to quarantine) but it's interesting data

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3043 on: April 02, 2020, 10:07:49 AM »
This is a link to a sample application for the Payroll Protection Program:

https://www.sba.gov/sites/default/files/2020-03/Borrower%20Paycheck%20Protection%20Program%20Application.pdf

Sounds like when the final document is released, you will fill it out and take it to any lender that processes SBA loans.  Additionally, I believe that there will be opportunities to fill this form out and send all information in digitally.  I received an email today from an small business funding marketplace that mentioned this. 

This is in addition to the EIDLs if the funds from an EIDL will not be used for payroll purposes.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3044 on: April 02, 2020, 10:13:36 AM »
Also, here's a link to the EIDL application:

https://covid19relief.sba.gov/#/
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3045 on: April 02, 2020, 10:18:57 AM »
The areas' rich and famous residents have had greater access to tests, leading to a greater number of confirmed cases

i think there is a real correlation between wealth and likelihood of covid 19 infection, not just an artifact of testing.


if you look at the mountain west states, they all have infection clusters in the ski areas.

https://twitter.com/brianmrosenthal/status/1245718991756296193

I don't necessarily agree with his conclusion (because I think wealthier folks are more likely to be able to quarantine) but it's interesting data

Pretty good article regarding the migration of wealthy urbanites to rural areas and the problems it causes during a pandemic.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/annehelenpetersen/coronavirus-covid-cities-second-homes-rural-small-towns?utm_source=pocket-newtab

The resort areas seeing an influx of potentially virus-carrying city dwellers now are a kind of canary in the coal mine: a preview of how desperately overwhelmed rural areas across the country will be by the coronavirus, whenever it arrives.
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« Reply #3046 on: April 02, 2020, 10:19:15 AM »
Additionally, hopefully someone will mod the hell out of this info if it needs to go in a thread of it's own.
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3047 on: April 02, 2020, 10:28:52 AM »
Also, here's a link to the EIDL application:

https://covid19relief.sba.gov/#/

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3048 on: April 02, 2020, 10:58:46 AM »
This is a link to a sample application for the Payroll Protection Program:

https://www.sba.gov/sites/default/files/2020-03/Borrower%20Paycheck%20Protection%20Program%20Application.pdf

Sounds like when the final document is released, you will fill it out and take it to any lender that processes SBA loans.  Additionally, I believe that there will be opportunities to fill this form out and send all information in digitally.  I received an email today from an small business funding marketplace that mentioned this. 

This is in addition to the EIDLs if the funds from an EIDL will not be used for payroll purposes.

There's a bit more than just filling out the app itself.  The 75% payroll/FTE certification for forgiveness better be dead ass on target, and in the lender's hands post haste.  That's eating all our time these last few days.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #3049 on: April 02, 2020, 11:10:16 AM »
turns out we actually probably do need more TP at home because of corona

https://marker.medium.com/what-everyones-getting-wrong-about-the-toilet-paper-shortage-c812e1358fe0