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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2875 on: March 30, 2020, 07:05:33 PM »
it's a great bit!

It gave me a giant real laugh when I read “Joe Diffie could prop himself up by the juke box” and that’s all that matters.
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2876 on: March 30, 2020, 07:20:49 PM »
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2020/03/28/masks-all-coronavirus/%3foutputType=amp

Washington Post on 3/28/2020: Simple DIY masks could help flatten the curve. We should all wear them in public

“Got a t-shirt? You can make a mask at home.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2877 on: March 30, 2020, 08:00:14 PM »
This is the crap highly intelligent pragmatists crave

https://twitter.com/Public_Citizen/status/1244748967205838850

Crap like that is why dax got tired of being shelled out of foxhole after foxhole and had tuck tail and run
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2878 on: March 30, 2020, 08:09:11 PM »
Nah dax doesnt care about stuff like that but there's almost no way to come back from Romney '08.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2879 on: March 30, 2020, 08:11:29 PM »
More or less, but he got tired of trying to prove that all the crap apparently libs were up in arms about, Ol thanks Obama either was doing or did it worse, or to find out trump is unequivocally worse at it all
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2880 on: March 30, 2020, 08:17:32 PM »
I guess is what I was getting at. That particular thing isn't why dax left, but it's the culmination. He really tried, tried with all his spiteful incisive heart to prove that everything trump is, obama "hero of the left cause I can only straw man it" was as bad if not worse. But at every goddamn turn, trump was one step ahead of him. Guess it's hard to keep having to move the goalposts if their not meant to be taken down like k-state's vs ku's (t's and p's ku karl and karla)
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2881 on: March 30, 2020, 10:32:15 PM »
what in the world was this???

https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1244743719716356096

also mypillow isn't making N95's, not surprising but rough ridin' absurd that the mypillow guy was up there

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2882 on: March 31, 2020, 06:17:34 AM »
Apparently he is having trouble getting a haircut too
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2883 on: March 31, 2020, 04:08:11 PM »
Interesting fact..

Ritzy celebrity enclaves like Beverly Hills and Bel Air are hit hardest by coronavirus with number of cases higher than most other neighborhoods in LA county.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8169747/Ritzy-celebrity-enclaves-like-Beverly-Hills-Bel-Air-hit-hardest-coronavirus.html

Just hoping The Juice doesn't get it at this point.  He's gone through enough already searching for Nicole's killer and what not.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2884 on: March 31, 2020, 04:11:39 PM »
The areas' rich and famous residents have had greater access to tests, leading to a greater number of confirmed cases

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2886 on: March 31, 2020, 05:00:21 PM »
The areas' rich and famous residents have had greater access to tests, leading to a greater number of confirmed cases

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2887 on: March 31, 2020, 05:51:52 PM »
Interesting fact..

Ritzy celebrity enclaves like Beverly Hills and Bel Air are hit hardest by coronavirus with number of cases higher than most other neighborhoods in LA county.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8169747/Ritzy-celebrity-enclaves-like-Beverly-Hills-Bel-Air-hit-hardest-coronavirus.html

Just hoping The Juice doesn't get it at this point.  He's gone through enough already searching for Nicole's killer and what not.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2888 on: March 31, 2020, 06:00:45 PM »
Interesting fact..

Ritzy celebrity enclaves like Beverly Hills and Bel Air are hit hardest by coronavirus with number of cases higher than most other neighborhoods in LA county.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8169747/Ritzy-celebrity-enclaves-like-Beverly-Hills-Bel-Air-hit-hardest-coronavirus.html

Just hoping The Juice doesn't get it at this point.  He's gone through enough already searching for Nicole's killer and what not.

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I think OJ lives in FL.


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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2889 on: March 31, 2020, 06:21:24 PM »
Pretty disgusting but predictable moving of the goalposts last couple days.  Now 100-200k deaths is doing a good job because it could have been 2.2M dead if we didn't do what we did.  Not sure if that includes ignoring it until it got out of control.



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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2890 on: March 31, 2020, 06:42:59 PM »
And also 200k dead really probably only means 2,000 cause the other 198k probably would have died from any severe viral infection.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2891 on: March 31, 2020, 08:31:20 PM »
what in the world was this???

https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1244743719716356096

also mypillow isn't making N95's, not surprising but rough ridin' absurd that the mypillow guy was up there

It was all the ass kissing and appeal to his base that Trump loved.  Not sure, but I didn't see any other ass kissing CEO's at the podium. 
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2892 on: March 31, 2020, 08:40:34 PM »
The areas' rich and famous residents have had greater access to tests, leading to a greater number of confirmed cases

i think there is a real correlation between wealth and likelihood of covid 19 infection, not just an artifact of testing.


if you look at the mountain west states, they all have infection clusters in the ski areas.
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2893 on: March 31, 2020, 08:47:20 PM »
testing capacity doesn't seem to be increasing anymore.

https://twitter.com/COVID19Tracking/status/1245103865877262336
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2894 on: March 31, 2020, 09:15:47 PM »
testing capacity doesn't seem to be increasing anymore.

https://twitter.com/COVID19Tracking/status/1245103865877262336

Duh. That's called flattening the curve, broseph.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2895 on: March 31, 2020, 09:57:47 PM »
ELI5, NYC locks down the city March 22nd, the virus takes 14 days to get through your system (or you die), the NYC mayor says they need 3x the hospital rooms in mid-May, 45 days away?

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2896 on: March 31, 2020, 10:00:51 PM »
Interesting fact..

Ritzy celebrity enclaves like Beverly Hills and Bel Air are hit hardest by coronavirus with number of cases higher than most other neighborhoods in LA county.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8169747/Ritzy-celebrity-enclaves-like-Beverly-Hills-Bel-Air-hit-hardest-coronavirus.html

Just hoping The Juice doesn't get it at this point.  He's gone through enough already searching for Nicole's killer and what not.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2897 on: March 31, 2020, 10:03:37 PM »
The areas' rich and famous residents have had greater access to tests, leading to a greater number of confirmed cases

i think there is a real correlation between wealth and likelihood of covid 19 infection, not just an artifact of testing.


if you look at the mountain west states, they all have infection clusters in the ski areas.

Duh, super rich people travel a lot and are around other super rich people who travel a lot. And they’re also rich! So... tests!

Edit: they also have a lot of ancillary people around them so they don’t have to do work. These people also increase their chances to get infected.
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #2898 on: March 31, 2020, 10:05:43 PM »
The areas' rich and famous residents have had greater access to tests, leading to a greater number of confirmed cases

i think there is a real correlation between wealth and likelihood of covid 19 infection, not just an artifact of testing.


if you look at the mountain west states, they all have infection clusters in the ski areas.

I have become convinced it is less access to testing and more likelihood of (1) being a doctor, (2) travel to international/high risk areas, or (3) association/contact with someone from those areas.  Given how limited testing has been starting out, I think a large proportion of the tests have been to people known to have contact with other positive cases.

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« Reply #2899 on: March 31, 2020, 10:09:56 PM »
There were supposed to be 30M tests available by today according to our leaders a few weeks ago.

Without testing we are just spinning our freaking wheels.  Simply amazing.