Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)

[Dr Rick Daris]

I feel like you get more meat by ordering boneless.  No wasted bone room on that wing, all delicious meat.  One of these wing professors needs to let me know if that's true.

Yeah, this. After finishing a basket of 2-boned wings, what have you eaten, 2 oz of meat?

it's like my grandfather always used to say. he used to say "rick. rick let me tell you something. rick, why eat a little bit of something great when you can eat a lotta bit of something crappy". of course he grew up in the depression and half of his brothers and sisters died of malnutrition but i'm sure there's still a point there or something.

[hatingfrancisco]

excuse me professor, but Buffalo Wild Wings offers "Boneless Wings."  that being the case, is Buffalo Wild Wings a liar or are you a liar?

They also offer mac and cheese and wraps because they realize that dudes have douchy kids and bitchy wives.

[Mr Bread]

you know what i love? i mean just love? the no bone reasons for eating the no bones.

1)it's easier
2)potentially not as messy

funny but i don't see a tastes better anywhere and i wonder why? i mean it's just nowhere. now. why. could. that. be. oh yeah because they suck. have fun eating your inferior food do to laziness. eat around a bone? omg now way you have to be kidding me that's way too hard. use a napkin? oh jeeez next thing you know i'm going to have to slaughter the chicken myself this is asking way to much of me so no thanks but i'll just eat something worse.

I don't eat meat off the bone, that's disgusting.

Yes, yes it is.  Makes me want to puke just thinking about it.  Plus the meat is all slimy and gristly and such.  It's like something a gross old buzzard would be into.

None of that has to do with mess or ease.  It has a lot to do with not puking while eating.  It's exactly the same reason I don't eat poop. 

[mocat]

creamy PB and two bone guy!

WOOHOO! 

[DQ12]

excuse me professor, but Buffalo Wild Wings offers "Boneless Wings."  that being the case, is Buffalo Wild Wings a liar or are you a liar?

They also offer mac and cheese and wraps because they realize that dudes have douchy kids and bitchy wives.

"What'll it be tonight, Dlew?" - Waitress
"6 Hot BBQ and 6 Spicy Garlic" - Dlew
"And what kind of wing?" - Waitress
"Boneless" - Dlew
"Alright, you got it!" - Waitress


"What'll it be tonight, Dlew?" - Waitress
"6 Hot BBQ and 6 Spicy Garlic" - Dlew
"And what kind of wing?" - Waitress
"Macaroni" - Dlew
" " - Waitress

[yoga-like_abana]

the real discussion is breaded vs non breaded wings its seems.. 

[Stevesie60]

the real discussion is breaded vs non breaded wings its seems.. 

Great point here, y-l_a (as usual). I do enjoy a breaded wing. If you took a fried chicken leg and covered it in wing sauce, that would probably be my favorite type of wing.

[WillieWatanabe]

How long does it take to eat 6 boneless? like 1 minute? Enjoy those you guys.

[yoga-like_abana]

How long does it take to eat 6 boneless? like 1 minute? Enjoy those you guys.

thanks

 

[hatingfrancisco]

I do enjoy a breaded wing.

Nope

[Stevesie60]

How long does it take to eat 6 boneless? like 1 minute? Enjoy those you guys.

I'd rather have just finished a basket of boneless wings than to be picking tiny pieces of meat off a bone and out of my teeth so I could pretend my hunger was anywhere close to being satisfied.

[puniraptor]

to the bone-meat haters:

is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?

am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?

a juicy medium rare t-bone?

and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?

[Asteriskhead]

creamy PB and two bone guy!

WOOHOO! 

would you look at that, just four irl friends who can bond over their taste in PB and wings and politely debate tastes in music!

[mocat]

everybody loves to just pop a boneless wing in their mouth, but bottom line is, you feel like garbage afterwards when you realize what you just ate barely has its pinky toe dipped into the pool of "real food"

[Stevesie60]

to the bone-meat haters:

is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?

am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?

a juicy medium rare t-bone?

and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?

There's a difference between meat falling off the bone (as it does in ribs, porkchops, ribeyes) and being stuck in a bunch of fat and ligaments that you have to tear it out of.

[Dr Rick Daris]

this race is neck and neck and neck, you guys! what a hot, evenly debated topic and great edition of Fridays Snack-off we have ourselves so far.

[puniraptor]

to the bone-meat haters:

is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?

am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?

a juicy medium rare t-bone?

and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?

There's a difference between meat falling off the bone (as it does in ribs, porkchops, ribeyes) and being stuck in a bunch of fat and ligaments that you have to tear it out of.

i dont think you are in the bone meat hater category. to a bonemeat hater there IS NO difference.

[Dugout DickStone]

no bone is making a strong push here.  I may be changing my vote

[hatingfrancisco]

There's a difference between meat falling off the bone (as it does in ribs, porkchops, ribeyes) and being stuck in a bunch of fat and ligaments that you have to tear it out of.

Fact:  My wife and her gay friend feel the exact same way as you do. 

[star seed 7]

to the bone-meat haters:

is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?

am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?

a juicy medium rare t-bone?

and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?

i am 100 percent anti bone, and would not eat any of those things.  bones are just plain disgusting.

[Dr Rick Daris]

to the bone-meat haters:

is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?

am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?

a juicy medium rare t-bone?

and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?

There's a difference between meat falling off the bone (as it does in ribs, porkchops, ribeyes) and being stuck in a bunch of fat and ligaments that you have to tear it out of.

i'm starting to come to the conclusion that boneless wings are the only form of meat that you've ever eaten in your entire life.

can i get a bacon cheeseburger?
sure. one bacon cheeseburger coming right up.
oh but can you hold the bacon and can i sub boneless wings for the hamburger?
 

[puniraptor]

to the bone-meat haters:

is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?

am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?

a juicy medium rare t-bone?

and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?

i am 100 percent anti bone, and would not eat any of those things.  bones are just plain disgusting.

u hav bones

[star seed 7]

to the bone-meat haters:

is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?

am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?

a juicy medium rare t-bone?

and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?

i am 100 percent anti bone, and would not eat any of those things.  bones are just plain disgusting.

u hav bones

i don't eat them.

[Dr Rick Daris]

to the bone-meat haters:

is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?

am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?

a juicy medium rare t-bone?

and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?

i am 100 percent anti bone, and would not eat any of those things.  bones are just plain disgusting.

u hav bones

i don't eat them.

ummmm...you do know that the people who order wings with bones in them don't either, right?

[star seed 7]

to the bone-meat haters:

is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?

am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?

a juicy medium rare t-bone?

and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?

i am 100 percent anti bone, and would not eat any of those things.  bones are just plain disgusting.

u hav bones

i don't eat them.

ummmm...you do know that the people who order wings with bones in them don't either, right?

i don't eat the meat around my bones.

i also poop, but i don't eat my poop.