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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Dr Rick Daris on October 18, 2013, 01:04:19 PM
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alright fellas, welcome to this weeks "Friday Snackoff"! In this edition of the snack-off, we discuss the merits and tastes of an american classic. the chicken wing. love 'em or hate 'em, everybodies gotta have 'em. the question is what kind? and by that i mean, what is your wing of choice, if you had a choice?
option 1-no bone. the boneless wing. gaining popularity as we speak. a relative unknown years ago but can it crown itself the champ? also is it even a wing? doubtful. doubtful.
option 2-one bone. the chicken wing with no meat on one side, but a big glob of mismatch meat on the other. pump it of dump it for this challenger?
option 3-two bone. the classic two boner maroner. bones on the outside, meat on the inside. that's what she said.
ok you get your votes in and comments in for what is sure to be another hotly contest feature of "Friday's Snack-off".
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rick daris, I think the only way to go here is option 3-two bone. thanks
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No bones or GTFOOMF. I ate the bones!!!
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1 bone is the only way to go. You have the handle and dont have to worry about trying to dig the meat out of the middle. And GTFOOMF with chicken nugget no bone bs :curse:
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#1bone would be my last choice
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I'll eat any of them but...
1 bone
no bone
2 bone
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1 bone is the only way to go. You have the handle and dont have to worry about trying to dig the meat out of the middle. And GTFOOMF with chicken nugget no bone bs :curse:
doesn't the inconsistent quality of the meat bother you though. oh this part here is edible, this part here is hard as a rock though and this little part way over here seems to be superglued to the bone and i can't get it off. it's like somebody took the meat from seven different chickens, rolled it into a ball and then stuck it on a stick for people to eat. no thanks.
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Oh what's that, you'd like the boneless wings? Might as well have someone chew it up and feed it to you momma bird style since you're a lazy 8 year old.
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hey, rick, metalhead in mhk here. first time caller, long time listener. 5'10" 190 here *ding*. i'm going to have to go two-bone, RD. there's no other way to go when you're trying to go carnal on some heavily sauced chicken meat. i'm a two-bone guy. metalhead over and out, RD. have a great day.
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1 bone is the only way to go. You have the handle and dont have to worry about trying to dig the meat out of the middle. And GTFOOMF with chicken nugget no bone bs :curse:
doesn't the inconsistent quality of the meat bother you though. oh this part here is edible, this part here is hard as a rock though and this little part way over here seems to be superglued to the bone and i can't get it off. it's like somebody took the meat from seven different chickens, rolled it into a ball and then stuck it on a stick for people to eat. no thanks.
I get the inconsistant part but at least you are trying to pull the bones apart or shoving your tongue between the bones trying to get the last bit out.
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2 bone
0 bone
1 bone
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you know what's great for me fellas? pretty much all of the people that i eat wings with are one boner type folks. so that leaves me all brer rabbit in the two bone brer patch. :Woot:
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i'm captain of the USS 2 bone
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I prefer the one bone because it has a nice handle to hang on to. You don't have to get your other hand dirty pulling apart bones, so it is free for other things.
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2 boners, or "flats" as they are called in the industry, are superior in meat flavor and meat volume. also I enjoy the visceral satisfaction of rending bone from bone.
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the wings over there at jackstack are smoked. they dry rub them with some sort of magical dust. then, they smoke them. no sauce. but? yes, it's an incredble two bone experience.
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I prefer the one bone because it has a nice handle to hang on to. You don't have to get your other hand dirty pulling apart bones, so it is free for other things.
the one boners tend to have a bit of grizzle on them. what the eff??
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so blessed to be apart of the no boners.
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I prefer the one bone because it has a nice handle to hang on to. You don't have to get your other hand dirty pulling apart bones, so it is free for other things.
that just sounds dirty. all of it.
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No bone? That's a goddam chicken mcnugget dipped in wing sauce.
One bone is acceptable but I'm a classic two boner guy myself. Wait, what?!?
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two bones here. isn't it great when you're paired up with a one bone'r?
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two bones here. isn't it great when you're paired up with a one bone'r?
like warm socks out of the dryer on a cold winter day.
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now, do any of you actually ask for only wings of your chosen bone config?
i have a friend that does, but I don't. I like the variety and dont like being a needy asspain.
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i judge the hell out of 0 boners. What are you, 5?
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I prefer the one bone because it has a nice handle to hang on to. You don't have to get your other hand dirty pulling apart bones, so it is free for other things.
that just sounds dirty. all of it.
What? Just because I said that I like to put my hand (and my mouth) on one bone at a time, not two? Wouldn't it have been worse if I said I liked two bones?
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now, do any of you actually ask for only wings of your chosen bone config?
i have a friend that does, but I don't. I like the variety and dont like being a needy asspain.
yeah i wouldn't do that either, but wouldn't it be great if we lived in a country where doing so wouldn't be frowned upon. my goodness what have we done. burn it down.
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this is a family blog, mrs. gooch.
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listener suggest poll for next week. fried potato products: chips, fries, curly fries or tater tots?
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No bones have nothing to do with wings, so I have nothing to do with them
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now, do any of you actually ask for only wings of your chosen bone config?
i have a friend that does, but I don't. I like the variety and dont like being a needy asspain.
yeah i wouldn't do that either, but wouldn't it be great if we lived in a country where doing so wouldn't be frowned upon. my goodness what have we done. burn it down.
you forgot to log in to sys' account
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No bones have nothing to do with wings, so I have nothing to do with them
what a non-stance. look at this fence-sitter.
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The 2 boner has that weird vein stuff going on.
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one time i had a wing with a whole feather still on it. :barf:
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this is a family blog, mrs. gooch.
tell me about it. who else feels like they need to take a shower now?
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this is a family blog, mrs. gooch.
tell me about it. who else feels like they need to take a shower now?
I'm sure she has washed her feet of this whole mess
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one time i had a wing with a whole feather still on it. :barf:
add one feather wing to the poll? :dunno:
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I like the ones without bones because I don't look like an idiot with wing sauce all over my face and hands after I've eaten a basket of them
however,
I think it's ridiculous that they are called a "wing". Change the name.
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Hey Stevesie60,
Hope you had a good b-day. Hey, here's a napkin.
Your friend,
WW
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Oh what's that, you'd like the boneless wings? Might as well have someone chew it up and feed it to you momma bird style since you're a lazy 8 year old.
It's a safety issue.
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well i mean, we might as well point out the elephant in the room that is "hey if you can't eat boned wings without getting wing sauce all over your face, body and the ceiling, then maybe you need to go take some eating lessons or something". good grief. "omg i can't eat a boned wing! i'll get sauce in my hair and down my pants and i don't wanna have to go home and change." just such a ridiculous excuse. why not just come out and say that the big old bones are to scary. spade a spade stuff, you guys.
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this is a family blog, mrs. gooch.
tell me about it. who else feels like they need to take a shower now?
There's different thread for talking about stuff like that.
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When a no boner sees this, they immediately think it's an order of boneless barbecue wings. Sad, really.
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Trust me, I eat a lot. Like, all the time. Some would call me a professional. It's impossible to eat wings without getting sauce around your face. And what if it's super duper spicy sauce? Welp, now your face and lips are going to burn the rest of the day. Guess what? If you don't want your lips and surrounding face parts to burn the rest of the day, get the super duper spicy sauce on boneless wings!
People who aren't accepting the modern technology of boneless "wings" are like old people who refuse to get a cell phone. Hell, they're probably closer to people who won't accept gay marriage being legal.
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When a no boner sees this, they immediately think it's an order of boneless barbecue wings. Sad, really.
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(I love Wendy's chicken nuggets)
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my face and hair and pants burning all day is part of the appeal of spicy 2 boners if you ask me.
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"hey what's up stevesie?"
"oh not much daris. just getting ready to crush some chicken wings at my house and then i'll meet up with you guys in aggieville."
"oh. ok. see you soon."
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well i mean, we might as well point out the elephant in the room that is "hey if you can't eat boned wings without getting wing sauce all over your face, body and the ceiling, then maybe you need to go take some eating lessons or something". good grief. "omg i can't eat a boned wing! i'll get sauce in my hair and down my pants and i don't wanna have to go home and change." just such a ridiculous excuse. why not just come out and say that the big old bones are to scary. spade a spade stuff, you guys.
are there any of those infomercial GIFs that involve someone biffing a wing-eating maneuver? sounds like a good oppy
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stevesie, do you have hands?
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"hey what's up stevesie?"
"oh not much daris. just getting ready to crush some chicken wings at my house and then i'll meet up with you guys in aggieville."
"oh. ok. see you soon."
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Would take.
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"hey what's up stevesie?"
"oh not much daris. just getting ready to crush some chicken wings at my house and then i'll meet up with you guys in aggieville."
"oh. ok. see you soon."
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Would take.
My mom made those for lunch yesterday!
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two-boned all the way.
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no thanks on the bones (1 or 2). i'm secure enough with my masculinity that i don't need to slop sauce all over my face to feel more like a man.
it's 2013 guys, jeesh.
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YOU EATING CHICKEN WINGS WITH A FORK? WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF NO-BONE NANCY BOY?!
ugh
#2013 #SMDH
:facepalm:
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hey look guys, dlew has come to rescue stevesie because he thinks we're being mean to him in his birthday week :don'tcare:
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hey look guys, dlew has come to rescue stevesie because he thinks we're being mean to him in his birthday week :don'tcare:
who is stevesie?
;)
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now, do any of you actually ask for only wings of your chosen bone config?
i have a friend that does, but I don't. I like the variety and dont like being a needy asspain.
yeah i wouldn't do that either, but wouldn't it be great if we lived in a country where doing so wouldn't be frowned upon. my goodness what have we done. burn it down.
This is why 1 and 2 bone guys need to hang out with each other. Its the ying and yang
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Daris and Co. circa 1875:
An indoor toilet!?! What are you, some kind of child!! I can't believe you don't prefer an outhouse, ya big sissy!!
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clark- "no thanks lewis. i'm just going to stay here in st louis, because that river might get me a little dirty or something and cause me to use this napkin sitting four and a half inches away from me."
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When a no boner sees this, they immediately think it's an order of boneless barbecue wings. Sad, really.
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(I love Wendy's chicken nuggets)
Me too, Winters. Wasn't picking on Wendy's at all, just using it as an example of how absurd no boners really are.
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No bone? Yep. Hop on board the USS Pussification of America, sailor.
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idea- instead of salsa cans under out names or whatever, we mod it to a picture of our wing preference. that way if we are all at a wing convention together or something similar, then we know who to pair up with for maximum wing enjoyment? . :dunno:
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I mean. I am so serious about this stuff that I want to punch all these "no-bone" momma's boys right in the rough ridin' face.
:curse:
Without washing my hands of course, hope that they get some hot sauce right in the eye!
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idea- instead of salsa cans under out names or whatever, we mod it to a picture of our wing preference. that way if we are all at a wing convention together or something similar, then we know who to pair up with for maximum wing enjoyment? . :dunno:
lol. this is rich. known KatKid/CATC7DCC-hater wants something other than salsa under his name. go figure.
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I'm gonna go ahead and say what everyone else has been thinking but afraid to say:
Guys who are no boners for their wing choice are most likely no boners in the bedroom.
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idea- instead of salsa cans under out names or whatever, we mod it to a picture of our wing preference. that way if we are all at a wing convention together or something similar, then we know who to pair up with for maximum wing enjoyment? . :dunno:
lol. this is rich. known KatKid/CATC7DCC-hater wants something other than salsa under his name. go figure.
lol. i haven't even heard of the catc7dcc for years. years. i mean seriously though, what is this 2010? cause guess what? gaga just called and she wants that meat dress that she just wore back. nice joke though father time.
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scientifcally if there is no bone to support the lift that the wing generates, therefore, it is not a wing. :nerd:
sorry boys, but we can go ahead and /thread this crap
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Chalk another one up for the #noboners. Science had progressed to a point where I can eat my chicken without all of the hassle that comes with eating a boner wing.
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<---- Own it in your profile pic!
idea- instead of salsa cans under out names or whatever, we mod it to a picture of our wing preference. that way if we are all at a wing convention together or something similar, then we know who to pair up with for maximum wing enjoyment? . :dunno:
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Pfft, bone in wings are pretty much the perfect food so you really can't go wrong either way. One of the many reasons the Peanut has the best wings in town.
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Think about it. Hassle sounds a lot like Cassel and we all know how that worked out.
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Chalk another one up for the #noboners. Science had progressed to a point where I can eat my chicken without all of the hassle that comes with eating a boner wing.
oops 10 seconds too late to break out into science since prof clams just www.wings.edu'd your ass.
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Pfft, bone in wings are pretty much the perfect food so you really can't go wrong either way. One of the many reasons the Peanut has the best wings in town.
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lmao thats actually squab
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I don't eat meat off the bone, that's disgusting.
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Pfft, bone in wings are pretty much the perfect food so you really can't go wrong either way. One of the many reasons the Peanut has the best wings in town.
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Guys...upon further review (see above pic) I am firmly in the #bigasswingswithbones camp.
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Chalk another one up for the #noboners. Science had progressed to a point where I can eat my chicken without all of the hassle that comes with eating a boner wing.
oops 10 seconds too late to break out into science since prof clams just www.wings.edu'd your ass.
excuse me professor, but Buffalo Wild Wings offers "Boneless Wings." that being the case, is Buffalo Wild Wings a liar or are you a liar?
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buffalo wild wings also sells salads and ice tea class dismissed
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left to right
boneless, 2 bones, 1 bone
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buffalo wild wings also sells salads and ice tea class dismissed
except bww doesn't call ice tea "wings" like they do with the "boneless chicken wings" so your analysis is kind of garbage and i'm wondering how you even got a PHD
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I feel like you get more meat by ordering boneless. No wasted bone room on that wing, all delicious meat. One of these wing professors needs to let me know if that's true.
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I prefer the one bone because it has a nice handle to hang on to. You don't have to get your other hand dirty pulling apart bones, so it is free for other things.
the one boners tend to have a bit of grizzle on them. what the eff??
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<---- Own it in your profile pic!
idea- instead of salsa cans under out names or whatever, we mod it to a picture of our wing preference. that way if we are all at a wing convention together or something similar, then we know who to pair up with for maximum wing enjoyment? . :dunno:
wow what a great idea _fan. also, let me know if you ever want to go grab some wings sometime. ;)
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<---- Own it in your profile pic!
idea- instead of salsa cans under out names or whatever, we mod it to a picture of our wing preference. that way if we are all at a wing convention together or something similar, then we know who to pair up with for maximum wing enjoyment? . :dunno:
wow what a great idea _fan. also, let me know if you ever want to go grab some wings sometime. ;)
I will!
A WingPak would be nice.
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<---- Own it in your profile pic!
idea- instead of salsa cans under out names or whatever, we mod it to a picture of our wing preference. that way if we are all at a wing convention together or something similar, then we know who to pair up with for maximum wing enjoyment? . :dunno:
wow what a great idea _fan. also, let me know if you ever want to go grab some wings sometime. ;)
I will!
A WingPak would be nice.
_FAN, your pic looks more like a drumette. Judges, ruling?
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I don't eat meat off the bone, that's disgusting.
Yes, yes it is. Makes me want to puke just thinking about it. Plus the meat is all slimy and gristly and such. It's like something a gross old buzzard would be into.
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boneless wings = crunchy PB = apple sauce = juice boxes = tooth fairy = LEGOs
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"Well rick daris, I hate to tell you this but you have prostate cancer. Luckily it's pretty easy to remove due to our advancem-"
"Let me stop you there, doc. I think I'm going to ride this one out."
"......sir, we caught it early and it is a very simp-"
"I don't think you heard me. I don't want anything to do with these newfangled medical advancements. So if you'll excuse me, I need to be off. I left my horse untied since you idiots didn't have a post for me to tie him to."
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boneless wings = crunchy PB = apple sauce = juice boxes = tooth fairy = LEGOs
crunchy PB two bone'r here :don'tcare:
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"Well rick daris, I hate to tell you this but you have prostate cancer. Luckily it's pretty easy to remove due to our advancem-"
"Let me stop you there, doc. I think I'm going to ride this one out."
"......sir, we caught it early and it is a very simp-"
"I don't think you heard me. I don't want anything to do with these newfangled medical advancements. So if you'll excuse me, I need to be off. I left my horse untied since you idiots didn't have a post for me to tie him to."
SPLASH.
:lol:
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I feel like you get more meat by ordering boneless. No wasted bone room on that wing, all delicious meat. One of these wing professors needs to let me know if that's true.
Yeah, this. After finishing a basket of 2-boned wings, what have you eaten, 2 oz of meat?
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I've never had a boneless wing that was as good as bone in.
2 bones
1 bone
0 bones
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Oh man, this is getting more intense than the great peanut butter debate of October 17, 2013.
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boneless wings = crunchy PB = apple sauce = juice boxes = tooth fairy = LEGOs
crunchy PB two bone'r here :don'tcare:
crunchy PB no bone'r reporting for duty :Poke:
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I feel like you get more meat by ordering boneless. No wasted bone room on that wing, all delicious meat. One of these wing professors needs to let me know if that's true.
Yeah, this. After finishing a basket of 2-boned wings, what have you eaten, 2 oz of meat?
how much MEAT is there really in a basket of boneless MDF?
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Pfft, bone in wings are pretty much the perfect food so you really can't go wrong either way. One of the many reasons the Peanut has the best wings in town.
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Guys...upon further review (see above pic) I am firmly in the #bigasswingswithbones camp.
lopa really nailed it with the fabled 4 boners.
if i could pick, i would pick 4 boners, but you usually cant pick 4 boners.
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man, really glad @PurpleBear didn't see his shadow this year and extended combofan season by 2 months.
:Woot:
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creamy PB and two bone guy!
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you know what i love? i mean just love? the no bone reasons for eating the no bones.
1)it's easier
2)potentially not as messy
funny but i don't see a tastes better anywhere and i wonder why? i mean it's just nowhere. now. why. could. that. be. oh yeah because they suck. have fun eating your inferior food do to laziness. eat around a bone? omg now way you have to be kidding me that's way too hard. use a napkin? oh jeeez next thing you know i'm going to have to slaughter the chicken myself this is asking way to much of me so no thanks but i'll just eat something worse.
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creamy PB and two bone guy!
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i like boneless because they taste better than every other kind of wing, texturally speaking.
besides, we all know that the sauce makes the wing.
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creamy PB and two bone guy!
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I feel like you get more meat by ordering boneless. No wasted bone room on that wing, all delicious meat. One of these wing professors needs to let me know if that's true.
Yeah, this. After finishing a basket of 2-boned wings, what have you eaten, 2 oz of meat?
it's like my grandfather always used to say. he used to say "rick. rick let me tell you something. rick, why eat a little bit of something great when you can eat a lotta bit of something crappy". of course he grew up in the depression and half of his brothers and sisters died of malnutrition but i'm sure there's still a point there or something.
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excuse me professor, but Buffalo Wild Wings offers "Boneless Wings." that being the case, is Buffalo Wild Wings a liar or are you a liar?
They also offer mac and cheese and wraps because they realize that dudes have douchy kids and bitchy wives.
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you know what i love? i mean just love? the no bone reasons for eating the no bones.
1)it's easier
2)potentially not as messy
funny but i don't see a tastes better anywhere and i wonder why? i mean it's just nowhere. now. why. could. that. be. oh yeah because they suck. have fun eating your inferior food do to laziness. eat around a bone? omg now way you have to be kidding me that's way too hard. use a napkin? oh jeeez next thing you know i'm going to have to slaughter the chicken myself this is asking way to much of me so no thanks but i'll just eat something worse.
I don't eat meat off the bone, that's disgusting.
Yes, yes it is. Makes me want to puke just thinking about it. Plus the meat is all slimy and gristly and such. It's like something a gross old buzzard would be into.
None of that has to do with mess or ease. It has a lot to do with not puking while eating. It's exactly the same reason I don't eat poop.
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creamy PB and two bone guy!
WOOHOO! :Woot:
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excuse me professor, but Buffalo Wild Wings offers "Boneless Wings." that being the case, is Buffalo Wild Wings a liar or are you a liar?
They also offer mac and cheese and wraps because they realize that dudes have douchy kids and bitchy wives.
"What'll it be tonight, Dlew?" - Waitress
"6 Hot BBQ and 6 Spicy Garlic" - Dlew
"And what kind of wing?" - Waitress
"Boneless" - Dlew
"Alright, you got it!" - Waitress
"What'll it be tonight, Dlew?" - Waitress
"6 Hot BBQ and 6 Spicy Garlic" - Dlew
"And what kind of wing?" - Waitress
"Macaroni" - Dlew
" :confused: " - Waitress
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the real discussion is breaded vs non breaded wings its seems.. :Wha:
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the real discussion is breaded vs non breaded wings its seems.. :Wha:
Great point here, y-l_a (as usual). I do enjoy a breaded wing. If you took a fried chicken leg and covered it in wing sauce, that would probably be my favorite type of wing.
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How long does it take to eat 6 boneless? like 1 minute? Enjoy those you guys. :lol: :lol:
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How long does it take to eat 6 boneless? like 1 minute? Enjoy those you guys. :lol: :lol:
thanks
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I do enjoy a breaded wing.
Nope
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How long does it take to eat 6 boneless? like 1 minute? Enjoy those you guys. :lol: :lol:
I'd rather have just finished a basket of boneless wings than to be picking tiny pieces of meat off a bone and out of my teeth so I could pretend my hunger was anywhere close to being satisfied.
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to the bone-meat haters:
is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?
am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?
a juicy medium rare t-bone?
and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?
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creamy PB and two bone guy!
WOOHOO! :Woot:
would you look at that, just four irl friends who can bond over their taste in PB and wings and politely debate tastes in music!
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everybody loves to just pop a boneless wing in their mouth, but bottom line is, you feel like garbage afterwards when you realize what you just ate barely has its pinky toe dipped into the pool of "real food"
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to the bone-meat haters:
is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?
am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?
a juicy medium rare t-bone?
and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?
There's a difference between meat falling off the bone (as it does in ribs, porkchops, ribeyes) and being stuck in a bunch of fat and ligaments that you have to tear it out of.
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this race is neck and neck and neck, you guys! what a hot, evenly debated topic and great edition of Fridays Snack-off we have ourselves so far.
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to the bone-meat haters:
is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?
am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?
a juicy medium rare t-bone?
and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?
There's a difference between meat falling off the bone (as it does in ribs, porkchops, ribeyes) and being stuck in a bunch of fat and ligaments that you have to tear it out of.
i dont think you are in the bone meat hater category. to a bonemeat hater there IS NO difference.
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no bone is making a strong push here. I may be changing my vote
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There's a difference between meat falling off the bone (as it does in ribs, porkchops, ribeyes) and being stuck in a bunch of fat and ligaments that you have to tear it out of.
Fact: My wife and her gay friend feel the exact same way as you do.
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to the bone-meat haters:
is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?
am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?
a juicy medium rare t-bone?
and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?
i am 100 percent anti bone, and would not eat any of those things. bones are just plain disgusting.
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to the bone-meat haters:
is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?
am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?
a juicy medium rare t-bone?
and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?
There's a difference between meat falling off the bone (as it does in ribs, porkchops, ribeyes) and being stuck in a bunch of fat and ligaments that you have to tear it out of.
i'm starting to come to the conclusion that boneless wings are the only form of meat that you've ever eaten in your entire life.
can i get a bacon cheeseburger?
sure. one bacon cheeseburger coming right up.
oh but can you hold the bacon and can i sub boneless wings for the hamburger?
:confused:
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to the bone-meat haters:
is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?
am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?
a juicy medium rare t-bone?
and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?
i am 100 percent anti bone, and would not eat any of those things. bones are just plain disgusting.
u hav bones
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to the bone-meat haters:
is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?
am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?
a juicy medium rare t-bone?
and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?
i am 100 percent anti bone, and would not eat any of those things. bones are just plain disgusting.
u hav bones
i don't eat them.
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to the bone-meat haters:
is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?
am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?
a juicy medium rare t-bone?
and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?
i am 100 percent anti bone, and would not eat any of those things. bones are just plain disgusting.
u hav bones
i don't eat them.
ummmm...you do know that the people who order wings with bones in them don't either, right?
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to the bone-meat haters:
is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?
am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?
a juicy medium rare t-bone?
and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?
i am 100 percent anti bone, and would not eat any of those things. bones are just plain disgusting.
u hav bones
i don't eat them.
ummmm...you do know that the people who order wings with bones in them don't either, right?
i don't eat the meat around my bones.
i also poop, but i don't eat my poop.
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what on earth
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when does voting stop for FS-O, Rick?
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hey daris you want to go grab some wings and listen to justice for all on the way? oh and it goes without saying i'm talking about wings, not boneless wings
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see, stevesie? this bone-meat hater would look you in the eye and say no thank you to a station pork chop.
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to the bone-meat haters:
is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?
am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?
a juicy medium rare t-bone?
and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?
i am 100 percent anti bone, and would not eat any of those things. bones are just plain disgusting.
u hav bones
i don't eat them.
ummmm...you do know that the people who order wings with bones in them don't either, right?
i don't eat the meat around my bones.
so you eat your meat that isn't around your bones? i am absolutely lost in this argument and what would that even be? like an ear? you eat your own ears?
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i don't eat the meat around my bones.
Can someone point me in the direction of where one might find a chicken coop filled with boneless chickens please? TIA
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to the bone-meat haters:
is this just a chicken thing or is it all meat on the bone?
am i to believe you would turn up your nose at a baby back rib?
a juicy medium rare t-bone?
and i just know for certain you dont have the balls to say you would reject an Aggie Station porkchop, dont I?
i am 100 percent anti bone, and would not eat any of those things. bones are just plain disgusting.
u hav bones
i don't eat them.
ummmm...you do know that the people who order wings with bones in them don't either, right?
i don't eat the meat around my bones.
so you eat your meat that isn't around your bones? i am absolutely lost in this argument and what would that even be. like an ear? you eat your own ears?
take the argument to puni, he's the one that started this whole human element. i agree that what he said is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) in relation to the discussion.
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oh my god and boneless just took the lead. first 9-11 and now this. what a horrible day for america.
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Boneless wings are just another example of pussification of America. Think about that the next time you eat a boneless chunk of meat covered in wing sauce with a fork.
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Boneless wings are just another example of pussification of America. Think about that the next time you eat a boneless chunk of meat covered in wing sauce with a fork.
Will do. Keep proving you're a man by beating women and and revving your truck's engine at stop lights.
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oh my god and boneless just took the lead. first 9-11 and now this. what a horrible day for america.
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this is riveting :eek:
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Boneless wings are just another example of pussification of America. Think about that the next time you eat a boneless chunk of meat covered in wing sauce with a fork.
Will do. Keep proving you're a man by beating women and and revving your truck's engine at stop lights.
only women and mommies like boneless wings stevesie60, you didn't know that?
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Boneless wings are just another example of pussification of America. Think about that the next time you eat a boneless chunk of meat covered in wing sauce with a fork.
Will do. Keep proving you're a man by beating women and and revving your truck's engine at stop lights.
only women and mommies like boneless wings stevesie60, you didn't know that?
Kind of funny, you know? lopakman sitting at the table with a one boner or two boner in his mouth calling the guys without bones in their mouths "mommies".
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Why get boneless wings when you can just get chicken mcnuggets and dip them in sauce.
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First Mrs. Gooch, and now this. C'mon guys.
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Waitress I'd like a dozen chicken nuggets covered in honey bbq tia.
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Boneless wings are just another example of pussification of America. Think about that the next time you eat a boneless chunk of meat covered in wing sauce with a fork.
Will do. Keep proving you're a man by beating women and and revving your truck's engine at stop lights.
Yep, you should see the heads turn when I rev up the ol' electric battery on the hybrid as my wife and I are driving to the Peanut to split a dozen delicious bone in wings. :D
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What happened here?
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Some people prefer boneless wings. Some other people think that anyone who prefers boneless wings should be put in concentration camps and that their opinion is the only valid one. I'm not going to call them Nazis, but I think if someone wanted to they would have a pretty good argument.
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Some people prefer boneless wings. Some other people think that anyone who prefers boneless wings should be put in concentration camps and that their opinion is the only valid one. I'm not going to call them Nazis, but I think if someone wanted to they would have a pretty good argument.
they're concentrating themselves, but i don't think anyone's built an extermination camp yet
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Some people prefer boneless wings. Some other people think that anyone who prefers boneless wings should be put in concentration camps and that their opinion is the only valid one. I'm not going to call them Nazis, but I think if someone wanted to they would have a pretty good argument.
This is true, I was harsh and I apologize. But I won't eat any of your boneless wings. :shakesfist:
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Some people prefer boneless wings. Some other people think that anyone who prefers boneless wings should be put in concentration camps and that their opinion is the only valid one. I'm not going to call them Nazis, but I think if someone wanted to they would have a pretty good argument.
they're concentrating themselves, but i don't think anyone's built an extermination camp yet
the twist is the bone meat haters are the real nazis. this story has a twist.
i would guess most boners also like boneless wings as a food source, they just prefer the boned version.
but it looks to me here that most no-boners HATE things with bones and wish they could be exterminated.
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Some people prefer boneless wings. Some other people think that anyone who prefers boneless wings should be put in concentration camps and that their opinion is the only valid one. I'm not going to call them Nazis, but I think if someone wanted to they would have a pretty good argument.
look man, it wouldn't be called the "snack-off" if we ran around patting everyone on the back and respecting everyone's opinions. it would be called "snack-chatter" or "snack-discourse" or something similar. but it's not. it's no holds barred snack smack so get used to it.
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Friday's Snack Smack PAK?
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Mods please change my name to No Bones Jenkins.
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Three Bones Jebediah :lol:
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:curse:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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PFFFFFFT
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I'm really embarrassed I was on board with Stevesie yesterday. PB is PB, crunchy, creamy, whatever. But a boneless wing??????
Boneless wings are the Jeff Schwinn of food
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Some people prefer boneless wings. Some other people think that anyone who prefers boneless wings should be put in concentration camps and that their opinion is the only valid one. I'm not going to call them Nazis, but I think if someone wanted to they would have a pretty good argument.
look man, it wouldn't be called the "snack-off" if we ran around patting everyone on the back and respecting everyone's opinions. it would be called "snack-chatter" or "snack-discourse" or something similar. but it's not. it's no holds barred snack smack so get used to it.
I'll try to thicken up my skin for next week's edition. I am just used to those other threads with a lot of "agreeing to disagree" and "respecting of opinions" on this board, that's all. This got a bit intense for me.
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chickens are mostly gross anyways. good pets, tho.
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chickens are mostly gross anyways. good pets, tho.
eggs, tho...I mean, too
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chickens are mostly gross anyways. good pets, tho.
eggs, tho...I mean, too
yep. imagine a dog or a raccoon that laid eggs. that'd be like a furry chicken.
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I'm in the one-bone crowd, its just more satisfying to rip off the juicy chunks of chicken (also, lower prob of bone fragment) but since no 2-boners used this in their argument, i feel the need to share
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lljQ4wkCiQU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lljQ4wkCiQU)
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People eat wings another way?
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i actually still mostly do a 2 hand approach, my main concern with the technique illistrated by the video is my fear the during processing, bits of bone will remain on one end of the wing or the other, so going whole hog on it is too risky
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I never really thought about it other than that I look down on people who order 0 bone. I love wings, one of my fave foods. If it comes down to it probably 2 bone, because of the added carnivorous aspect of ripping the meat off of those two little bones with my teeth!
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As confirmed by this morning's visit to bullchicks.
Two-bone!
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bones are gross.
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Do you guys think it's weird that #1boners and #2boners are personally offended that #noboners exist? I mean. Get over yourselves. I don't see any Boneless fellas or ladies attacking you and your belief system. #wow #viral #SnackSmack
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As confirmed by this morning's visit to bullchicks.
Two-bone!
two-bone!
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As confirmed by this morning's visit to bullchicks.
Two-bone!
two-bone!
Stud!
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hey guys, it's Saturday. Have some respect for FSO
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i don't eat the meat around my bones.
Can someone point me in the direction of where one might find a chicken coop filled with boneless chickens please? TIA
By the way fellas, just to clear things up I did some research and found the answer to my question:
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while we are talking about it, whats with the new menus at BWW that say "At Least # Wings"? Like, has anyone REALLY ever gotten 13 wings instead of 12? I'm dubious.
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while we are talking about it, whats with the new menus at BWW that say "At Least # Wings"? Like, has anyone REALLY ever gotten 13 wings instead of 12? I'm dubious.
i didn't count, but my order on saturday night was (n-1) 1 bone'rs, where n >= 10 :dubious:
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"hey what's up stevesie?"
"oh not much daris. just getting ready to crush some chicken wings at my house and then i'll meet up with you guys in aggieville."
"oh. ok. see you soon."
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You just crossed the line, [redacted].
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As for my preference on the hot issue of bones here, I can destroy all 3 bone choices here, but there is one thing I will not stand for.
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Are you rough ridin' kidding me? What the hell is that? I'd like a side of chicken meat with my order of bones. A true one bone wing should look like _Fan's avi. Not that bullshit above.
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2 things:
it's called Friday Snack Off not Monday Snack Off
and
That's a two boned wing laying flat dumbass.
Some LWBIQ up in here.
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you bumped the thread dumbass.
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late to the thread, but #team2bone
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late to the thread, but #team2bone
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you bumped the thread dumbass.
as an addendum to a comment made on FRIDAY in the FRIDAY SNACK-OFF.
I did not submit a MONDAY entry to the FRIDAY SNACK-OFF like some other dumbasses here.
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you bumped the thread dumbass.
as an addendum to a comment made on FRIDAY in the FRIDAY SNACK-OFF.
I did not submit a MONDAY entry to the FRIDAY SNACK-OFF like some other dumbasses here.
I will eat my snacks when I god damn please!
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while we are talking about it, whats with the new menus at BWW that say "At Least # Wings"? Like, has anyone REALLY ever gotten 13 wings instead of 12? I'm dubious.
i didn't count, but my order on saturday night was (n-1) 1 bone'rs, where n >= 10 :dubious:
You should consider yourself lucky to have had such a high 2-bone to 1-bone ratio.
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while we are talking about it, whats with the new menus at BWW that say "At Least # Wings"? Like, has anyone REALLY ever gotten 13 wings instead of 12? I'm dubious.
i didn't count, but my order on saturday night was (n-1) 1 bone'rs, where n >= 10 :dubious:
You should consider yourself lucky to have had such a high 2-bone to 1-bone ratio.
i only had a single 2-bone'r in the whole thing :frown:
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while we are talking about it, whats with the new menus at BWW that say "At Least # Wings"? Like, has anyone REALLY ever gotten 13 wings instead of 12? I'm dubious.
i didn't count, but my order on saturday night was (n-1) 1 bone'rs, where n >= 10 :dubious:
You should consider yourself lucky to have had such a high 2-bone to 1-bone ratio.
i only had a single 2-bone'r in the whole thing :frown:
The new bww menu is by weight instead of count. I think it's better because it stops them from boning you with little baby wings or wing shards.
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you bumped the thread dumbass.
as an addendum to a comment made on FRIDAY in the FRIDAY SNACK-OFF.
I did not submit a MONDAY entry to the FRIDAY SNACK-OFF like some other dumbasses here.
a comment you made and no one gave a crap about on friday or monday, dumbass
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Can confirm Hubert is a no-boner.
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Can confirm Hubert is a no-boner.
Did not see this coming at ALL.
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sorry dlew :frown:
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Can confirm Hubert is a no-boner.
Did not see this coming at ALL.
Wow. I still love him though.
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I caved and bought my daughter some dino shaped boneless chicken wings at the grocery store today.
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I caved and bought my daughter some dino shaped boneless chicken wings at the grocery store today.
how do you plan on preparing them
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I caved and bought my daughter some dino shaped boneless chicken wings at the grocery store today.
better hope stevesie doesn't stop by and eat them all before she gets to try them.
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I caved and bought my daughter some dino shaped boneless chicken wings at the grocery store today.
better hope stevesie doesn't stop by and eat them all before she gets to try them.
Hey Cire, PM me your address whenever you get a chance. It's uh....it's for a belated Christmas card or something.
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this stuff is delicious, i just discovered it
but i don't think it's good for you