"Well rick daris, I hate to tell you this but you have prostate cancer. Luckily it's pretty easy to remove due to our advancem-"
"Let me stop you there, doc. I think I'm going to ride this one out."
"......sir, we caught it early and it is a very simp-"
"I don't think you heard me. I don't want anything to do with these newfangled medical advancements. So if you'll excuse me, I need to be off. I left my horse untied since you idiots didn't have a post for me to tie him to."