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Best chicken wing?

no bone
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one bone
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two bone
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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #50 on: October 18, 2013, 02:00:43 PM »
two-boned all the way. 

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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #51 on: October 18, 2013, 02:01:29 PM »
no thanks on the bones (1 or 2).  i'm secure enough with my masculinity that i don't need to slop sauce all over my face to feel more like a man.

it's 2013 guys, jeesh.


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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #52 on: October 18, 2013, 02:02:17 PM »
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YOU EATING CHICKEN WINGS WITH A FORK?  WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF NO-BONE NANCY BOY?!
ugh

#2013 #SMDH

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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #53 on: October 18, 2013, 02:03:12 PM »
hey look guys, dlew has come to rescue stevesie because he thinks we're being mean to him in his birthday week :don'tcare:

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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #54 on: October 18, 2013, 02:03:44 PM »
hey look guys, dlew has come to rescue stevesie because he thinks we're being mean to him in his birthday week :don'tcare:
who is stevesie?


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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #55 on: October 18, 2013, 02:05:41 PM »
now, do any of you actually ask for only wings of your chosen bone config?

i have a friend that does, but I don't. I like the variety and dont like being a needy asspain.

yeah i wouldn't do that either, but wouldn't it be great if we lived in a country where doing so wouldn't be frowned upon. my goodness what have we done. burn it down.

This is why 1 and 2 bone guys need to hang out with each other.  Its the ying and yang

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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #56 on: October 18, 2013, 02:06:52 PM »
Daris and Co. circa 1875:

An indoor toilet!?! What are you, some kind of child!! I can't believe you don't prefer an outhouse, ya big sissy!!

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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #57 on: October 18, 2013, 02:07:54 PM »
clark- "no thanks lewis. i'm just going to stay here in st louis, because that river might get me a little dirty or something and cause me to use this napkin sitting four and a half inches away from me."

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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #58 on: October 18, 2013, 02:10:41 PM »
When a no boner sees this, they immediately think it's an order of boneless barbecue wings.  Sad, really.


(I love Wendy's chicken nuggets)


Me too, Winters.  Wasn't picking on Wendy's at all, just using it as an example of how absurd no boners really are.

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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #59 on: October 18, 2013, 02:11:13 PM »
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No bone?  Yep.  Hop on board the USS Pussification of America, sailor.


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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #60 on: October 18, 2013, 02:11:44 PM »
idea-  instead of salsa cans under out names or whatever, we mod it to a picture of our wing preference. that way if we are all at a wing convention together or something similar, then we know who to pair up with for maximum wing enjoyment? .  :dunno:

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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #61 on: October 18, 2013, 02:12:08 PM »
I mean.  I am so serious about this stuff that I want to punch all these "no-bone" momma's boys right in the rough ridin' face.

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Without washing my hands of course, hope that they get some hot sauce right in the eye!

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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #62 on: October 18, 2013, 02:15:29 PM »
idea-  instead of salsa cans under out names or whatever, we mod it to a picture of our wing preference. that way if we are all at a wing convention together or something similar, then we know who to pair up with for maximum wing enjoyment? .  :dunno:
lol.  this is rich.  known KatKid/CATC7DCC-hater wants something other than salsa under his name.  go figure.



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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #63 on: October 18, 2013, 02:18:43 PM »
I'm gonna go ahead and say what everyone else has been thinking but afraid to say:

Guys who are no boners for their wing choice are most likely no boners in the bedroom.

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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #64 on: October 18, 2013, 02:19:34 PM »
idea-  instead of salsa cans under out names or whatever, we mod it to a picture of our wing preference. that way if we are all at a wing convention together or something similar, then we know who to pair up with for maximum wing enjoyment? .  :dunno:
lol.  this is rich.  known KatKid/CATC7DCC-hater wants something other than salsa under his name.  go figure.

lol. i haven't even heard of the catc7dcc for years. years. i mean seriously though, what is this 2010? cause guess what? gaga just called and she wants that meat dress that she just wore back. nice joke though father time.

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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #65 on: October 18, 2013, 02:20:30 PM »
scientifcally if there is no bone to support the lift that the wing generates, therefore, it is not a wing.   :nerd:

sorry boys, but we can go ahead and /thread this crap


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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #66 on: October 18, 2013, 02:20:40 PM »
Chalk another one up for the #noboners. Science had progressed to a point where I can eat my chicken without all of the hassle that comes with eating a boner wing.

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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #67 on: October 18, 2013, 02:21:16 PM »
<---- Own it in your profile pic!

idea-  instead of salsa cans under out names or whatever, we mod it to a picture of our wing preference. that way if we are all at a wing convention together or something similar, then we know who to pair up with for maximum wing enjoyment? .  :dunno:

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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #68 on: October 18, 2013, 02:21:41 PM »
Pfft, bone in wings are pretty much the perfect food so you really can't go wrong either way.  One of the many reasons the Peanut has the best wings in town.


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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #69 on: October 18, 2013, 02:21:45 PM »
Think about it. Hassle sounds a lot like Cassel and we all know how that worked out.

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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #70 on: October 18, 2013, 02:21:55 PM »
Chalk another one up for the #noboners. Science had progressed to a point where I can eat my chicken without all of the hassle that comes with eating a boner wing.

oops 10 seconds too late to break out into science since prof clams just www.wings.edu'd your ass.


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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #71 on: October 18, 2013, 02:24:08 PM »
Pfft, bone in wings are pretty much the perfect food so you really can't go wrong either way.  One of the many reasons the Peanut has the best wings in town.



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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #72 on: October 18, 2013, 02:26:00 PM »
I don't eat meat off the bone, that's disgusting.
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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #73 on: October 18, 2013, 02:26:03 PM »
Pfft, bone in wings are pretty much the perfect food so you really can't go wrong either way.  One of the many reasons the Peanut has the best wings in town.




Guys...upon further review (see above pic) I am firmly in the #bigasswingswithbones camp.
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Re: Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)
« Reply #74 on: October 18, 2013, 02:27:24 PM »
Chalk another one up for the #noboners. Science had progressed to a point where I can eat my chicken without all of the hassle that comes with eating a boner wing.

oops 10 seconds too late to break out into science since prof clams just www.wings.edu'd your ass.
excuse me professor, but Buffalo Wild Wings offers "Boneless Wings."  that being the case, is Buffalo Wild Wings a liar or are you a liar?


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