Fridays Snack-off (10/18/2013 edition)

[Dr Rick Daris]

now, do any of you actually ask for only wings of your chosen bone config?

i have a friend that does, but I don't. I like the variety and dont like being a needy asspain.

yeah i wouldn't do that either, but wouldn't it be great if we lived in a country where doing so wouldn't be frowned upon. my goodness what have we done. burn it down.

[WillieWatanabe]

this is a family blog, mrs. gooch.

[Asteriskhead]

listener suggest poll for next week. fried potato products: chips, fries, curly fries or tater tots?

[8manpick]

No bones have nothing to do with wings, so I have nothing to do with them

[Tobias]

now, do any of you actually ask for only wings of your chosen bone config?

i have a friend that does, but I don't. I like the variety and dont like being a needy asspain.

yeah i wouldn't do that either, but wouldn't it be great if we lived in a country where doing so wouldn't be frowned upon. my goodness what have we done. burn it down.

you forgot to log in to sys' account

[Asteriskhead]

No bones have nothing to do with wings, so I have nothing to do with them

what a non-stance. look at this fence-sitter.

[Dugout DickStone]

The 2 boner has that weird vein stuff going on.

[puniraptor]

one time i had a wing with a whole feather still on it. 

[Dr Rick Daris]

this is a family blog, mrs. gooch.

tell me about it. who else feels like they need to take a shower now?

[yoga-like_abana]

this is a family blog, mrs. gooch.

tell me about it. who else feels like they need to take a shower now?

I'm sure she has washed her feet of this whole mess

[Dr Rick Daris]

one time i had a wing with a whole feather still on it. 

add one feather wing to the poll? 

[Stevesie60]

I like the ones without bones because I don't look like an idiot with wing sauce all over my face and hands after I've eaten a basket of them

however,

I think it's ridiculous that they are called a "wing". Change the name.

[WillieWatanabe]

Hey Stevesie60,

Hope you had a good b-day. Hey, here's a napkin.

Your friend,

WW

[XocolateThundarr]

Oh what's that, you'd like the boneless wings? Might as well have someone chew it up and feed it to you momma bird style since you're a lazy 8 year old.

It's a safety issue.

[Dr Rick Daris]

well i mean, we might as well point out the elephant in the room that is "hey if you can't eat boned wings without getting wing sauce all over your face, body and the ceiling, then maybe you need to go take some eating lessons or something". good grief. "omg i can't eat a boned wing! i'll get sauce in my hair and down my pants and i don't wanna have to go home and change." just such a ridiculous excuse. why not just come out and say that the big old bones are to scary. spade a spade stuff, you guys.

[Mrs. Gooch]

this is a family blog, mrs. gooch.

tell me about it. who else feels like they need to take a shower now?

There's different thread for talking about stuff like that.

[Brock Landers]

When a no boner sees this, they immediately think it's an order of boneless barbecue wings.  Sad, really.

[Stevesie60]

Trust me, I eat a lot. Like, all the time. Some would call me a professional. It's impossible to eat wings without getting sauce around your face. And what if it's super duper spicy sauce? Welp, now your face and lips are going to burn the rest of the day. Guess what? If you don't want your lips and surrounding face parts to burn the rest of the day, get the super duper spicy sauce on boneless wings!

People who aren't accepting the modern technology of boneless "wings" are like old people who refuse to get a cell phone. Hell, they're probably closer to people who won't accept gay marriage being legal.

[Winters]

When a no boner sees this, they immediately think it's an order of boneless barbecue wings.  Sad, really.

(I love Wendy's chicken nuggets)

[puniraptor]

my face and hair and pants burning all day is part of the appeal of spicy 2 boners if you ask me.

[Dr Rick Daris]

"hey what's up stevesie?"
"oh not much daris. just getting ready to crush some chicken wings at my house and then i'll meet up with you guys in aggieville."
"oh. ok. see you soon."

[Tobias]

well i mean, we might as well point out the elephant in the room that is "hey if you can't eat boned wings without getting wing sauce all over your face, body and the ceiling, then maybe you need to go take some eating lessons or something". good grief. "omg i can't eat a boned wing! i'll get sauce in my hair and down my pants and i don't wanna have to go home and change." just such a ridiculous excuse. why not just come out and say that the big old bones are to scary. spade a spade stuff, you guys.

are there any of those infomercial GIFs that involve someone biffing a wing-eating maneuver?  sounds like a good oppy

[WillieWatanabe]

stevesie, do you have hands?

[Stevesie60]

"hey what's up stevesie?"
"oh not much daris. just getting ready to crush some chicken wings at my house and then i'll meet up with you guys in aggieville."
"oh. ok. see you soon."

Would take.

[XocolateThundarr]

"hey what's up stevesie?"
"oh not much daris. just getting ready to crush some chicken wings at my house and then i'll meet up with you guys in aggieville."
"oh. ok. see you soon."

Would take.

My mom made those for lunch yesterday!