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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #200 on: August 13, 2013, 07:34:22 PM »
my wife's cousin used to babysit for ice cube's (o'shea jackson) cousin rodney. anyway as weird as it sounds, i guess the song "it was a good day" was originally titled "it was a poached egg" and had to do with how much cube liked poached eggs. well anyway, he showed up to the studio to "lay the track down" but it was still in use so he went to a side room to hang out and they had various different foods there. anyway that's where he tried his first deviled egg ever and decided he liked it better and changed some of the lyrics to describe how happy he was to have found a better way to eat eggs on that day. the rest, as you would say, is music history.

not saying this didn't happen but why not just talk about eating both eggs and how great a day that would have been.  it's not like the song only had to be about eating one type of egg preparation.  i don't know, maybe it did.


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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #201 on: August 14, 2013, 11:00:28 AM »
Did you know that deviled eggs are called as such because of the use of red paprika for seasoning?


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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #202 on: August 14, 2013, 11:25:51 AM »
herrsonntag just reminded me of a little follow up story to my ice cube story...

the guy that was still in the studio when cube showed up that day was an upstart rapper named reggie noble. he was there working on a song for his first album titled "time for some aktion". anyway, after recording he was pretty hungry so he went to the food room and ran into ice cube. cube, who at this time was still very excited about his egg discovery, offers one of the deviled eggs to reggie, who apparently took one look at them and said something along the lines of "those aren't eggs. those are red, man".

anyway, that cracked the room up and everybody started saying "redman" every time they'd pass reggie in the halls over the next few days. the name somehow stuck and reggie aka "redman" went on to become famous both in music and on the big screen in hits such as how high, how high2 and seed of chucky. the rest as they say is film and music history.
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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #203 on: December 02, 2013, 07:42:14 PM »
http://www.google.com/search?site=&source=hp&q=beef+summer+sausage%2C+shrimp%2C+mushroom%2C+onion+%2C+garlic+cream+sauce+pasta&oq=beef+summer+sausage%2C+shrimp%2C+mushroom%2C+onion+%2C+garlic+cream+sauce+pasta&gs_l=hp.12...5294.51760.0.55350.81.68.4.9.9.0.658.10024.0j41j13j1j0j1.56.0....0...1c.1.32.hp..45.36.4787.moK7luL6EPI

Yielded no exact matches so I guess I invented a new food

needed a 15 minute dinner tonite so I improvised

Started some mini pasta shells to cooking

Got some garlic and butter going in a skillet, added some heavy cream and s&p for a sauce

Sauteed some onions and mushrooms in olive oil, added some beef summer sausage, some shrimp, then a can of rotel and tony's and let it simmer

Put em all together



Probably just invented a new food, it was good

i can't verify if it's a new food or not but if you google it and it comes out clean, hit it up into the new food thread

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #204 on: December 02, 2013, 07:45:20 PM »
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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #205 on: December 02, 2013, 07:46:35 PM »
Oh, and I invented an amaziballs dip for pretzels

Sriracha, cream cheese, soy, chives
Blend
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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #206 on: December 02, 2013, 07:47:30 PM »
Most of my recipes are already in this thread:

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=18670.msg446100#msg446100

easy cheese straight out of the bottle into your mouth until your mouth is almost to overflow then close your mouth and mush it around swallowing it in roughly grape sized globs as it mushes around in there.  repeat until the can is empty. 

jenos party pizza made in the microwave instead of the oven so it remains pliable.  when it is hot take it out and roll it up (cheese side in you dumbass) and eat it like a burrito.

velveeta melted with milk until soupy, pour over a huge bowl full of finely crunched up chips and top with salsa. mix together to form a chip/cheese/salsa paste and eat with a spoon.

ben & jerry's cookie dough ice cream, mix in a tube of pre-made pillsbury cookie dough to make it mostly cookie dough instead of the paltry cookie dough to ice cream ratio the B&J's provides out of the container.

Taco Salad Del Steve Dave Bueno Roja:  taco bell 12 pack HARD SHELL (<-- very important).  Crush them all up in a huge bowl with a spoon or hammer or something.  drop on about 30 packets of taco bell fire sauce.  enjoy.

Chili Dog Pizza:  Get a premade pizza crust at the store.  top with a can of hormel chili (no beans you freakos) then about 6 cut up oscar meyer dogs (cheese filled for extra points) then a package of sharp cheddar cheese.  Bake in the oven for how ever long it takes to get hot.  Chow down bros.

crunch up oreas in a big ass bowl.  heat up frosting so it's liquid.  pour over the crunched up oreos.  Dip a wooden spoon in the mass and let it harden.  lift the football sized mass out of the bowl by the spoon handle and go to town on it like a sugary corndog.

get a recipe for onion rings.  instead of onions use funyuns.

hormel chili heated up in the microwave, instead of crackers drop in an entire package of nacho cheese flavored combos.  stir.  enjoy.

The Bomb enormous burrito from the gas station.  Can of nacho cheese easy cheese.  make a hole in one end of the burrito and insert a straw all the way to the end of the burrito.  put the easy cheese nozel into the other end of the straw.  begin squirting easy cheese while slowly pulling out the straw until you have a seam of nacho cheese inside your burrito to make a much better cheese to other filling ratio.  pound that thing.

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #207 on: December 02, 2013, 09:37:05 PM »
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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #208 on: March 26, 2014, 06:18:05 PM »
yeah, invented a new food tonite and it goes exactly like this from bottom to top

toast, hellman's, smoked gouda, pickled red onions, egg over easy, smoked gouda, hot link, hellman's, toast



i'm gonna call it "the sick alien"


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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #209 on: March 26, 2014, 06:38:30 PM »
thats a very, very good name. also, this weekend i took a pork loin and then put a knife in the middle of it all the way through lengthwise. then i jammed a mesquite flavored brat inside and criss crossed bacon. basically this but with a brat in the middle.


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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #210 on: March 26, 2014, 06:40:41 PM »
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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #211 on: March 26, 2014, 07:15:01 PM »
i'd love a sick alien minus the onions please


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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #212 on: March 26, 2014, 07:26:46 PM »
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i'd love a sick alien minus the onions please

but what is gonna go crunch then? 

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #213 on: March 26, 2014, 07:28:15 PM »
i'd love a sick alien minus the onions please

yes, i'll take one sick alien but sub japs for the onions and on sourdough please.

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #214 on: March 26, 2014, 07:30:35 PM »
i'd love a sick alien minus the onions please

yes, i'll take one sick alien but sub japs for the onions and on sourdough please.

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #215 on: March 26, 2014, 07:49:01 PM »
Family board officer daris, keep your sausage references on the cop porn board you guys all go to.

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #216 on: March 26, 2014, 11:22:15 PM »
yeah, invented a new food tonite and it goes exactly like this from bottom to top

toast, hellman's, smoked gouda, pickled red onions, egg over easy, smoked gouda, hot link, hellman's, toast



i'm gonna call it "the sick alien"

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #217 on: March 26, 2014, 11:24:58 PM »
i bet a king tut would pair nicely with the sick alien :love:

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #218 on: March 26, 2014, 11:48:59 PM »
WANT!

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #219 on: March 26, 2014, 11:52:25 PM »
Hey ast, can you make those with toast only and also double the toast?
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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #220 on: March 27, 2014, 07:44:59 AM »
i bet a king tut would pair nicely with the sick alien :love:

clue me in on the king tut

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #221 on: March 27, 2014, 08:30:31 AM »
I invented questadas last night.  I made cheese quesadillas and then spread beans, taco meat, lettuce and cheese on top.

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #223 on: March 27, 2014, 08:41:18 AM »
should be called a mayo sandwich with an egg and maybe some other stuff.

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #224 on: March 27, 2014, 09:44:05 AM »
i could use a king tut sesh right now.  i think the formula should change though.  lemon juice and rumple? wtf i was so stupid.


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