Junk Food Thread

[Stevesie60]

Heat up a can of black beans. Add chile chowder, chalula, and cumin. Mix in salsa until it's about half salsa, half black beans. Eat with On The Border chips.

[TheFormerKCCat]

taco bell fire sauce 

MAN! That stuff is great. I try to get as many packets as they'll give me everytime I go there.

[ben ji]

Chili Dog Pizza:  Get a premade pizza crust at the store.  top with a can of hormel chili (no beans you freakos) then about 6 cut up oscar meyer dogs (cheese filled for extra points) then a package of sharp cheddar cheese.  Bake in the oven for how ever long it takes to get hot.  Chow down bros. 

This sounds strangely good. Would not use Hormel Chili though( )

[TheHamburglar]

i have the cheetos you linked above... and these...



also these at work.

Eating the chips as I read this thread and have a bag of ranch seeds in my car from my drive to and back from Manhattan for the UT game. 

For those in Wichita, by far the best fast food is Taco Grande.

[Cire]

love hormel, best chili dog chili in the universe

[Cartierfor3]

Many of these foods you describe sound like Hobo cuisine.

[420seriouscat69]

I like making popcorn and then unleashing a crap load of hot sauce on it. Some people think i'm weird, but I think it's great.

[Kat Kid]

steve dave doing yoeman's work here.  fatty and steve dave are really similar if they could just get along.

[kitten_mittons]

I like making popcorn and then unleashing a crap load of hot sauce on it. Some people think i'm weird, but I think it's great.

What kind if popcorn and what kind of hot sauce?

[steve dave]

hormel chili heated up in the microwave, instead of crackers drop in an entire package of nacho cheese flavored combos.  stir.  enjoy.

[DQ12]

[steve dave]

The Bomb enormous burrito from the gas station.  Can of nacho cheese easy cheese.  make a hole in one end of the burrito and insert a straw all the way to the end of the burrito.  put the easy cheese nozel into the other end of the straw.  begin squirting easy cheese while slowly pulling out the straw until you have a seam of nacho cheese inside your burrito to make a much better cheese to other filling ratio.  pound that thing. 

[TheHamburglar]

Find someone in Salina who has the ability to buy Tony's Pizza rejects.  Tell them to find the pizzas rejected for too much spice and/or too many toppings. 

[hemmy]

Find someone in Salina who has the ability to buy Tony's Pizza rejects.  Tell them to find the pizzas rejected for too much spice and/or too many toppings. 

We used to get stacks of them from a relative who worked there. Was amazing.