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Title: Junk Food Thread
Post by: Brock Landers on January 20, 2012, 09:43:37 AM
I usually avoid crap like this to keep myself looking elite, but I have picked up a bag of these on my last 2 trips to the grocery store.  Good combo of cruncy, cheesy and spicy.  What are the rest of you lardasses snacking on?


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Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 20, 2012, 09:55:24 AM
i don't really snack, too salty.
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: Cire on January 20, 2012, 09:58:38 AM
not a snacker.  I'll go through some phases of sunflower seeds though when I'm in my car.
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: WildcatNkilt on January 20, 2012, 10:02:04 AM
Do not snack.  Never have. 

If I do have to have a snack because I'm hungry and can't wait til a meal, I will go for nuts.
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: CNS on January 20, 2012, 10:34:03 AM
I eat three snacks a day.

Usually yogurt.  If you haven't tried Yoplait's Cherry Orchard, you have been denying yourselves one of the finest yogurt related experiences in life. 

Also, really love the Blueberry from Anderson Erickson.

Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 20, 2012, 10:42:06 AM
i have the cheetos you linked above... and these...

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also these at work.

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Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: steve dave on January 20, 2012, 10:42:30 AM
easy cheese straight out of the bottle into your mouth until your mouth is almost to overflow then close your mouth and mush it around swalling it in roughly grape sized globs as it mushes around in there.  repeat until the can is empty.  
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: steve dave on January 20, 2012, 10:43:45 AM
jenos party pizza made in the microwave instead of the oven so it remains pliable.  when it is hot take it out and roll it up (cheese side in you dumbass) and eat it like a burrito.
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: Saulbadguy on January 20, 2012, 10:54:23 AM
jenos party pizza made in the microwave instead of the oven so it remains pliable.  when it is hot take it out and roll it up (cheese side in you dumbass) and eat it like a burrito.
Yep, used to do this with Tony's pizzas back in the day. Made a larger burrito.
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: steve dave on January 20, 2012, 10:59:13 AM
velveeta melted with milk until soupy, pour over a huge bowl full of finely crunched up chips and top with salsa. mix together to form a chip/cheese/salsa paste and eat with a spoon.
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: steve dave on January 20, 2012, 11:01:16 AM
ben & jerry's cookie dough ice cream, mix in a tube of pre-made pillsbury cookie dough to make it mostly cookie dough instead of the paltry cookie dough to ice cream ratio the B&J's provides out of the container. 
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: 8manpick on January 20, 2012, 11:09:58 AM
SD sounds really fat in this thread...
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: O-town Kat on January 20, 2012, 11:19:51 AM
Kinda turned into a what do you eat after you get baked thread didn't it.
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: Saulbadguy on January 20, 2012, 11:39:44 AM
2 toaster strudels, with the icing packets applied to the middle of the strudels to make a toaster strudel sandwich
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: Stupid Fitz on January 20, 2012, 12:07:07 PM
I eat three snacks a day.

Usually yogurt.  If you haven't tried Yoplait's Cherry Orchard, you have been denying yourselves one of the finest yogurt related experiences in life. 

Also, really love the Blueberry from Anderson Erickson.



terrible for you.  May as well eat the cheetos. 
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: steve dave on January 20, 2012, 12:32:46 PM
Taco Salad Del Steve Dave Bueno Roja:  taco bell 12 pack HARD SHELL (<-- very important).  Crush them all up in a huge bowl with a spoon or hammer or something.  drop on about 30 packets of taco bell fire sauce.  enjoy. 
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: steve dave on January 20, 2012, 12:36:11 PM
Chili Dog Pizza:  Get a premade pizza crust at the store.  top with a can of hormel chili (no beans you freakos) then about 6 cut up oscar meyer dogs (cheese filled for extra points) then a package of sharp cheddar cheese.  Bake in the oven for how ever long it takes to get hot.  Chow down bros. 
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: CNS on January 20, 2012, 01:04:33 PM
I eat three snacks a day.

Usually yogurt.  If you haven't tried Yoplait's Cherry Orchard, you have been denying yourselves one of the finest yogurt related experiences in life. 

Also, really love the Blueberry from Anderson Erickson.



terrible for you.  May as well eat the cheetos. 

But it is much better than cheetos.  Much.
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: steve dave on January 20, 2012, 01:09:56 PM
crunch up oreas in a big ass bowl.  heat up frosting so it's liquid.  pour over the crunched up oreos.  Dip a wooden spoon in the mass and let it harden.  lift the football sized mass out of the bowl by the spoon handle and go to town on it like a sugary corndog. 
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: steve dave on January 20, 2012, 01:12:04 PM
get a recipe for onion rings.  instead of onions use funyuns.
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 20, 2012, 01:13:54 PM
:lol:  
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: Stupid Fitz on January 20, 2012, 01:23:42 PM
I eat three snacks a day.

Usually yogurt.  If you haven't tried Yoplait's Cherry Orchard, you have been denying yourselves one of the finest yogurt related experiences in life. 

Also, really love the Blueberry from Anderson Erickson.



terrible for you.  May as well eat the cheetos. 

But it is much better than cheetos.  Much.

You will just be a little bit skinnier eating the yogurt, but will get diabetes either way.
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: Brock Landers on January 20, 2012, 01:50:31 PM
jenos party pizza made in the microwave instead of the oven so it remains pliable.  when it is hot take it out and roll it up (cheese side in you dumbass) and eat it like a burrito.
Yep, used to do this with Tony's pizzas back in the day. Made a larger burrito.


This would be even more delicious / junk foodier if a handful of Jalapeno Cheetos were dropped on before rolling up.
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 20, 2012, 02:14:18 PM
get a recipe for onion rings.  instead of onions use funyuns.

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Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 20, 2012, 02:25:26 PM
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Loves Chocolate Chip Cookies.
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: Stevesie60 on January 20, 2012, 03:31:04 PM
Heat up a can of black beans. Add chile chowder, chalula, and cumin. Mix in salsa until it's about half salsa, half black beans. Eat with On The Border chips.
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: TheFormerKCCat on January 20, 2012, 03:40:05 PM
taco bell fire sauce 

MAN! That stuff is great. I try to get as many packets as they'll give me everytime I go there.
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: ben ji on January 20, 2012, 04:08:58 PM
Chili Dog Pizza:  Get a premade pizza crust at the store.  top with a can of hormel chili (no beans you freakos) then about 6 cut up oscar meyer dogs (cheese filled for extra points) then a package of sharp cheddar cheese.  Bake in the oven for how ever long it takes to get hot.  Chow down bros. 

This sounds strangely good. Would not use Hormel Chili though( :barf:)
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on January 20, 2012, 04:32:23 PM
i have the cheetos you linked above... and these...

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also these at work.

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Eating the chips as I read this thread and have a bag of ranch seeds in my car from my drive to and back from Manhattan for the UT game. 

For those in Wichita, by far the best fast food is Taco Grande.
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: Cire on January 20, 2012, 04:36:36 PM
love hormel, best chili dog chili in the universe
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 20, 2012, 05:05:35 PM
Many of these foods you describe sound like Hobo cuisine.
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 20, 2012, 06:06:09 PM
I like making popcorn and then unleashing a crap load of hot sauce on it. Some people think i'm weird, but I think it's great.
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on January 20, 2012, 06:53:19 PM
steve dave doing yoeman's work here.  fatty and steve dave are really similar if they could just get along.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: kitten_mittons on January 20, 2012, 08:11:05 PM
I like making popcorn and then unleashing a crap load of hot sauce on it. Some people think i'm weird, but I think it's great.
What kind if popcorn and what kind of hot sauce?
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: steve dave on January 21, 2012, 02:51:11 PM
hormel chili heated up in the microwave, instead of crackers drop in an entire package of nacho cheese flavored combos.  stir.  enjoy.
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: DQ12 on January 21, 2012, 03:11:51 PM
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Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: steve dave on January 21, 2012, 03:15:14 PM
The Bomb enormous burrito from the gas station.  Can of nacho cheese easy cheese.  make a hole in one end of the burrito and insert a straw all the way to the end of the burrito.  put the easy cheese nozel into the other end of the straw.  begin squirting easy cheese while slowly pulling out the straw until you have a seam of nacho cheese inside your burrito to make a much better cheese to other filling ratio.  pound that thing. 
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on January 21, 2012, 03:59:03 PM
Find someone in Salina who has the ability to buy Tony's Pizza rejects.  Tell them to find the pizzas rejected for too much spice and/or too many toppings. 
Title: Re: Junk Food Thread
Post by: hemmy on January 21, 2012, 04:09:44 PM
Find someone in Salina who has the ability to buy Tony's Pizza rejects.  Tell them to find the pizzas rejected for too much spice and/or too many toppings. 

We used to get stacks of them from a relative who worked there. Was amazing.