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have you ever invented a new food?
« on: March 28, 2013, 07:37:36 PM »
i think the subject line says it all, have you ever invented a new food?


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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2013, 07:42:05 PM »
ok well, i'll get her started with this mind bomb-

these lovely sausages



between two lovely slices of this crap



with some of this lovely yellow gravy on it




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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2013, 07:42:56 PM »
when i was an undergrad i used to pour canned turkey chili on top of instant mashed potatoes...like an upside down cottage pie or something

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2013, 07:44:25 PM »
Ice cream with saltines?

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2013, 07:46:31 PM »
pan seared hominy, scrambled eggs, hot links, tortilla

call it the broke ass breakfast burrito

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2013, 07:49:52 PM »
ok boys, mind blower number dos

first, make home made beef stew, it's not hard.  then get a 36 pack of La Tiara taco shells



warm the lovely shells in the oven 250 degrees for about 10 mins (preheat the oven first otherwise :lol: )

put the beef stew into the taco shell.  enjoy it because it's the best food you'll ever eat.  triple-d style, flavortown.


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Re: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2013, 07:50:47 PM »
when i was an undergrad i used to pour canned turkey chili on top of instant mashed potatoes...like an upside down cottage pie or something

Would try.

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2013, 07:50:56 PM »
pan seared hominy, scrambled eggs, hot links, tortilla

call it the broke ass breakfast burrito

i know this sounds weird but i would never eat a food called "hominy" sorry axstmp but your food invention has been eliminated. 


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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2013, 07:52:12 PM »
Chili Balls
Spray a couple of plastic ice cube trays with Pam, put your favorite chili in them, stick a toothpick in each pod.  Freeze.
Dip frozen chunk of chili in cornbread batter, drop in deep fryer.
Voilà... Chili Balls

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2013, 07:53:25 PM »
make a beef pot roast with potatoes and carrots and onions

strain away all the juicy gravy (trust me, although you might want to save it for something else)

now mash the potatoes

then, lay out a pizza crust and then add the roast, carrots and onions

then put mashed potatoes on top like melted cheese

then bake

pizza roast

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2013, 07:56:55 PM »
bimbo is the best of all sliced breads.  wish i could find it in manhattan.
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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2013, 07:59:34 PM »
Pulled Pork Pizza
Tortilla
Thin layer of your favorite BBQ sauce.
shredded pulled pork
mozzarella cheese
450 degrees for 8 minutes on a pizza stone.

Best use of leftover pulled pork ever

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have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2013, 07:59:46 PM »
eff yes I have

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2013, 08:00:53 PM »
bimbo is the best of all sliced breads.  wish i could find it in manhattan.

Soccer teams LOVE it apparently


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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2013, 08:03:09 PM »
was dinner tonite, I call it the forest burger

1/2 lb of venison cut with a little bit of pork fat charcoal grilled with a little touch of mesquite on the tail

followed by smoked gouda, mushrooms and onions sauteed in bacon drippings & another layer of gouda

all this goes on a toasted whole wheat bun with hellman's


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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2013, 08:03:16 PM »
Pulled Pork Pizza
Tortilla
Thin layer of your favorite BBQ sauce.
shredded pulled pork
mozzarella cheese
450 degrees for 8 minutes on a pizza stone.

Best use of leftover pulled pork ever

i wish i could prove it but i'm 99% sure you did not invent this.  since i cannot prove it, your food invention has not been eliminated but it is on probation.  if evidence is found to undermine your claim during the probationary period then  your food invention most certainly will be eliminated, without remorse.  sorry son.  u digg  :cool:


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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2013, 08:03:59 PM »
Nope.
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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2013, 08:04:54 PM »
Chili Balls
Spray a couple of plastic ice cube trays with Pam, put your favorite chili in them, stick a toothpick in each pod.  Freeze.
Dip frozen chunk of chili in cornbread batter, drop in deep fryer.
Voilà... Chili Balls

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you have a fryer at home?  that crap's loc'd out son.


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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2013, 08:06:51 PM »
Chili Balls
Spray a couple of plastic ice cube trays with Pam, put your favorite chili in them, stick a toothpick in each pod.  Freeze.
Dip frozen chunk of chili in cornbread batter, drop in deep fryer.
Voilà... Chili Balls

 :lick:

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2013, 08:20:34 PM »
Hot sauce on popcorn was me.

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have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2013, 08:31:06 PM »
Hot dog quesadilla

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2013, 08:35:38 PM »
Hot sauce on popcorn was me.

had this at the red lyon once... it was terrible.
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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2013, 08:38:16 PM »
Chili Balls
Spray a couple of plastic ice cube trays with Pam, put your favorite chili in them, stick a toothpick in each pod.  Freeze.
Dip frozen chunk of chili in cornbread batter, drop in deep fryer.
Voilà... Chili Balls

 :lick:

this sounds really rough ridin' good
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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2013, 08:40:32 PM »
I take no credit for this, but it belongs in this thread.  Have a few other unique recipes I've found on the internet if anyone wants to see them.


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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2013, 08:42:09 PM »
i make a pretty mean "mexican meatloaf" and a deadly "habanero cottage cheese dip"
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