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Title: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on March 28, 2013, 07:37:36 PM
i think the subject line says it all, have you ever invented a new food?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on March 28, 2013, 07:42:05 PM
ok well, i'll get her started with this mind bomb-

these lovely sausages

(http://www.freesnatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Johnsonville-Breakfast-Sausage.jpg)

between two lovely slices of this crap

(http://hannaford.gsnrecipes.com/GetImage.aspx?vector=iLNrl0SslqwZdbuyxNmG4eNgRpRqCxtWAZbG+kWHrkke21xRZClo8jdaqitFi03g)

with some of this lovely yellow gravy on it

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aVJdZhQX_3o/T9dgSvIY8GI/AAAAAAAAADE/-P3HVx_knIw/s1600/frenchs-mustard_300.jpg)


www.mindblown.edu
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on March 28, 2013, 07:42:56 PM
when i was an undergrad i used to pour canned turkey chili on top of instant mashed potatoes...like an upside down cottage pie or something
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Phil Titola on March 28, 2013, 07:44:25 PM
Ice cream with saltines?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on March 28, 2013, 07:46:31 PM
pan seared hominy, scrambled eggs, hot links, tortilla

call it the broke ass breakfast burrito
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on March 28, 2013, 07:49:52 PM
ok boys, mind blower number dos

first, make home made beef stew, it's not hard.  then get a 36 pack of La Tiara taco shells

(http://media.shopwell.com/kp/7213455569_full.jpg)

warm the lovely shells in the oven 250 degrees for about 10 mins (preheat the oven first otherwise :lol: )

put the beef stew into the taco shell.  enjoy it because it's the best food you'll ever eat.  triple-d style, flavortown.
Title: Re: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: bones129 on March 28, 2013, 07:50:47 PM
when i was an undergrad i used to pour canned turkey chili on top of instant mashed potatoes...like an upside down cottage pie or something

Would try.

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Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on March 28, 2013, 07:50:56 PM
pan seared hominy, scrambled eggs, hot links, tortilla

call it the broke ass breakfast burrito

i know this sounds weird but i would never eat a food called "hominy" sorry axstmp but your food invention has been eliminated. 
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: one time gella on March 28, 2013, 07:52:12 PM
Chili Balls
Spray a couple of plastic ice cube trays with Pam, put your favorite chili in them, stick a toothpick in each pod.  Freeze.
Dip frozen chunk of chili in cornbread batter, drop in deep fryer.
Voilà... Chili Balls

 :lick:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on March 28, 2013, 07:53:25 PM
make a beef pot roast with potatoes and carrots and onions

strain away all the juicy gravy (trust me, although you might want to save it for something else)

now mash the potatoes

then, lay out a pizza crust and then add the roast, carrots and onions

then put mashed potatoes on top like melted cheese

then bake

pizza roast
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: star seed 7 on March 28, 2013, 07:56:55 PM
bimbo is the best of all sliced breads.  wish i could find it in manhattan.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: one time gella on March 28, 2013, 07:59:34 PM
Pulled Pork Pizza
Tortilla
Thin layer of your favorite BBQ sauce.
shredded pulled pork
mozzarella cheese
450 degrees for 8 minutes on a pizza stone.

Best use of leftover pulled pork ever
Title: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: puniraptor on March 28, 2013, 07:59:46 PM
eff yes I have
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Phil Titola on March 28, 2013, 08:00:53 PM
bimbo is the best of all sliced breads.  wish i could find it in manhattan.

Soccer teams LOVE it apparently

Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on March 28, 2013, 08:03:09 PM
was dinner tonite, I call it the forest burger

1/2 lb of venison cut with a little bit of pork fat charcoal grilled with a little touch of mesquite on the tail

followed by smoked gouda, mushrooms and onions sauteed in bacon drippings & another layer of gouda

all this goes on a toasted whole wheat bun with hellman's

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h27/poimen/2013-03-28183645_zpsa1f67f36.jpg)
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on March 28, 2013, 08:03:16 PM
Pulled Pork Pizza
Tortilla
Thin layer of your favorite BBQ sauce.
shredded pulled pork
mozzarella cheese
450 degrees for 8 minutes on a pizza stone.

Best use of leftover pulled pork ever

i wish i could prove it but i'm 99% sure you did not invent this.  since i cannot prove it, your food invention has not been eliminated but it is on probation.  if evidence is found to undermine your claim during the probationary period then  your food invention most certainly will be eliminated, without remorse.  sorry son.  u digg  :cool:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Saulbadguy on March 28, 2013, 08:03:59 PM
Nope.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on March 28, 2013, 08:04:54 PM
Chili Balls
Spray a couple of plastic ice cube trays with Pam, put your favorite chili in them, stick a toothpick in each pod.  Freeze.
Dip frozen chunk of chili in cornbread batter, drop in deep fryer.
Voilà... Chili Balls

 :lick:
you have a fryer at home?  that crap's loc'd out son.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on March 28, 2013, 08:06:51 PM
Chili Balls
Spray a couple of plastic ice cube trays with Pam, put your favorite chili in them, stick a toothpick in each pod.  Freeze.
Dip frozen chunk of chili in cornbread batter, drop in deep fryer.
Voilà... Chili Balls

 :lick:

 :love:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 28, 2013, 08:20:34 PM
Hot sauce on popcorn was me.
Title: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: steve dave on March 28, 2013, 08:31:06 PM
Hot dog quesadilla
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: star seed 7 on March 28, 2013, 08:35:38 PM
Hot sauce on popcorn was me.

had this at the red lyon once... it was terrible.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: star seed 7 on March 28, 2013, 08:38:16 PM
Chili Balls
Spray a couple of plastic ice cube trays with Pam, put your favorite chili in them, stick a toothpick in each pod.  Freeze.
Dip frozen chunk of chili in cornbread batter, drop in deep fryer.
Voilà... Chili Balls

 :lick:

this sounds really rough ridin' good
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Shacks on March 28, 2013, 08:40:32 PM
I take no credit for this, but it belongs in this thread.  Have a few other unique recipes I've found on the internet if anyone wants to see them.

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t190/GLC79/mcnugget_casserole-1.jpg)
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on March 28, 2013, 08:42:09 PM
i make a pretty mean "mexican meatloaf" and a deadly "habanero cottage cheese dip"
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: The Big Train on March 28, 2013, 08:42:46 PM
Fry sauce:

Mayo + Ketchup, mix both of those together and dip fries in it, delicious  :love:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: DQ12 on March 28, 2013, 08:45:47 PM
sometimes i put hot dogs in my macaroni

 :surprised:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on March 28, 2013, 08:47:18 PM
sometimes i put hot dogs in my macaroni

 :surprised:
you brave, brave soul.
Title: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on March 28, 2013, 08:51:41 PM
Hot dog quesadilla
can we get a little more description here :lol:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: sys on March 28, 2013, 09:24:58 PM
yes, i did.  sincronizadas europeas.  they're really delicious.
Title: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: steve dave on March 28, 2013, 09:26:14 PM
Hot dog quesadilla
can we get a little more description here :lol:

Tortillas (2)
Cheese (shredded or Kraft singles, whatever)
Hot dogs (sliced thin)
Mustard

Put the last three ingredients inside the first ingredient. Cook it somehow. Chow down bro.

I think I have a thread on here were I share some if my insider recipes actually....
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 28, 2013, 09:31:44 PM
Mac & Cheese mixed with Cream of Mushroom soup

3 scrambled eggs on top of toast, with one over easy egg on top that you crush so the yolk spills out over everything (use a fork!)

I made up a, for lack of better word, salsa. Diced up some spinach leaves, can of heated black beans, pour in salsa until it's the right consistency. Eat with chips.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: The Big Train on March 28, 2013, 09:38:54 PM
Made this last night :lick:

Refried beans
chopped onions
jalapenos
cheese
cholula sauce(not to much tho)

Eat with chips
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on March 28, 2013, 09:39:55 PM
Mac & Cheese mixed with Cream of Mushroom soup

3 scrambled eggs on top of toast, with one over easy egg on top that you crush so the yolk spills out over everything (use a fork!)

I made up a, for lack of better word, salsa. Diced up some spinach leaves, can of heated black beans, pour in salsa until it's the right consistency. Eat with chips.

that salsa sounds pretty good. what brand salsa would you recommend?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 28, 2013, 10:33:56 PM
I feel like I'm the only person who knows you put the rootbeer in first, then the ice cream, when making a root beer float. Whenever I'm around folks at a rootbeer float social, seems like dorks are always putting the ice cream in first, then the rootbeer. Hey pea brain, enjoy your one drop of rootbeer and 9 inches of foam!  :lol:

So to answer Clamareno's original question, yes, I invented the rootbeer first method of rootbeer float construction.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Chingon on March 28, 2013, 10:35:34 PM
all the time man

all the time

Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: DQ12 on March 28, 2013, 10:37:08 PM
all the time man

all the time
often, i think back fondly of the two different types of macaroni you served me at OU 'pak.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Chingon on March 28, 2013, 10:38:04 PM
all the time man

all the time
often, i think back fondly of the two different types of macaroni you served me at OU 'pak.
I once made a popcorn burrito. 

It was much better than you would think.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: kim carnes on March 28, 2013, 10:39:49 PM
all the time man

all the time
often, i think back fondly of the two different types of macaroni you served me at OU 'pak.
I once made a popcorn burrito. 

It was much better than you would think.

i doubt that
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 28, 2013, 10:41:24 PM
all the time man

all the time
often, i think back fondly of the two different types of macaroni you served me at OU 'pak.
I once made a popcorn burrito. 

It was much better than you would think.

I bet it would be good with that red cinnamon popcorn that comes in the tin at Christmas time!  :D
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: puniraptor on March 28, 2013, 10:45:56 PM
at least once a week I eat this for lunch:

1 can of beans, one giant dump of chili chowder, one pile of salsa
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: chum1 on March 28, 2013, 10:47:21 PM
Buffalo tuna.  (Not good.)
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Chingon on March 28, 2013, 10:47:27 PM
all the time man

all the time
often, i think back fondly of the two different types of macaroni you served me at OU 'pak.
I once made a popcorn burrito. 

It was much better than you would think.

i doubt that
I am comfortable with that.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on March 28, 2013, 10:49:04 PM
you guys it'd help if you share what the food is so that others can try it and see if we like it too unless you're just one of those people who don't share recipes and that's ok too but kind of prudish. 
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: puniraptor on March 28, 2013, 10:50:37 PM
i am about to mix black box merlot and club soda
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on March 28, 2013, 10:50:54 PM

I am comfortable with that.

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/508/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png)
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: sys on March 28, 2013, 10:52:42 PM
you guys it'd help if you share what the food is so that others can try it and see if we like it too unless you're just one of those people who don't share recipes and that's ok too but kind of prudish.

mine is a sincronizada, but with the guts of a croque monsieur.  also jamon serrano instead of cooked ham, or prosciutto if you can't get jser.

you can eat it with red wine or white.  no salsa.  can be pretty salty.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: puniraptor on March 28, 2013, 10:53:38 PM
i am about to mix black box merlot and club soda

guh, tastes like a wine cooler, do not do
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: kim carnes on March 28, 2013, 10:57:44 PM
i am about to mix black box merlot and club soda

guh, tastes like a wine cooler, do not do

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/508/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png)
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Phil Titola on March 28, 2013, 11:03:59 PM
Blend salsa and cream cheese. 


OR (not AND....very important)

blend black beans (whole), raspberry (or similar) jalapeno jam stuff, sour cream, shredded cheese, cumin, other mexican-y things in frig, important ingredients are first two


Serve either of these blended treats with chips for a quick app for unanticipated guests or lazy tailgate which is the situation in which I've had to mix both of these up.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 28, 2013, 11:06:34 PM
Ingredients:
-raisins
-peanut butter
-celery

Spread the peanut butter on the inside of the celery and then place the raisins in a line on the peanut butter.

Boom! Enjoy your Beetles on a log, courtesy of inventor KSC.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: _33 on March 28, 2013, 11:08:29 PM
Quote
have you ever invented a new food?

Yes.  I'm The Inventor.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on March 28, 2013, 11:11:16 PM
i mixed two flavors of koolaid together once. Mostly because im a badass.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: bones129 on March 29, 2013, 12:09:47 AM

I make mac and cheese without milk. Have done it for years, since the day my taste buds were craving for M&C and I'd run out of milk.

Had no choice but to make the M&C without milk. So, I boiled up the mac, took it off the burner at the proper time, threw in the packet of cheese, and dumped in 3/4 stick of butter (a bit more than the box recipe called for). Then I stirred the mix.

Sat down, ate it, and loved it. That said, everyone I suggest this recipe to says it sounds gross...but they come back later, admit they tried it, and that they will never go back to M&C with milk.

Give it a try.   :lick:

Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: star seed 7 on March 29, 2013, 12:23:03 AM

I make mac and cheese without milk. Have done it for years, since the day my taste buds were craving for M&C and I'd run out of milk.

Had no choice but to make the M&C without milk. So, I boiled up the mac, took it off the burner at the proper time, threw in the packet of cheese, and dumped in 3/4 stick of butter (a bit more than the box recipe called for). Then I stirred the mix.

Sat down, ate it, and loved it. That said, everyone I suggest this recipe to says it sounds gross...but they come back later, admit they tried it, and that they will never go back to M&C with milk.

Give it a try.   :lick:

i've never made it with milk.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: bones129 on March 29, 2013, 12:31:56 AM

I make mac and cheese without milk. Have done it for years, since the day my taste buds were craving for M&C and I'd run out of milk.

Had no choice but to make the M&C without milk. So, I boiled up the mac, took it off the burner at the proper time, threw in the packet of cheese, and dumped in 3/4 stick of butter (a bit more than the box recipe called for). Then I stirred the mix.

Sat down, ate it, and loved it. That said, everyone I suggest this recipe to says it sounds gross...but they come back later, admit they tried it, and that they will never go back to M&C with milk.

Give it a try.   :lick:

i've never made it with milk.

Kindred spirit, apparently, as far as M&C goes.  Most people I know robotically follow the box instructions, which call for milk. Apparently you are no M&C robot.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: puniraptor on March 29, 2013, 12:34:58 AM

I make mac and cheese without milk. Have done it for years, since the day my taste buds were craving for M&C and I'd run out of milk.

Had no choice but to make the M&C without milk. So, I boiled up the mac, took it off the burner at the proper time, threw in the packet of cheese, and dumped in 3/4 stick of butter (a bit more than the box recipe called for). Then I stirred the mix.

Sat down, ate it, and loved it. That said, everyone I suggest this recipe to says it sounds gross...but they come back later, admit they tried it, and that they will never go back to M&C with milk.

Give it a try.   :lick:

i've never made it with milk.

Kindred spirit, apparently, as far as M&C goes.  Most people I know robotically follow the box instructions, which call for milk. Apparently you are no M&C robot.  :thumbs:

also consider using sour cream, plain yogurt, or cream cheese
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on March 29, 2013, 12:36:04 AM
ooh, will try with cream cheese
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: bones129 on March 29, 2013, 12:38:20 AM
Have not tried those options. Being the adventerous M&C addict that I am, I will try them and report back. Salivating already.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: star seed 7 on March 29, 2013, 01:02:53 AM
this was the raspberry pi tip of the day

Student pizza: toast a slice of bread, smear with ketchup, sprinkle with mixed herbs, cover in grated cheese, grill until cheese melts, eat, resume coding.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: 8manpick on March 29, 2013, 01:13:51 AM
Tuna rangoon:

1. Canned tuna mixed with cream cheese (and whatever else you feel like...seasonings,etc.)
2. Spread mixture on tortillas and roll up, with toothpick to hold together.
3.  Bake at 350 or whatever for a while.

Serve drunk

:lick:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Tobias on March 29, 2013, 01:17:35 AM
Tuna rangoon:

1. Canned tuna mixed with cream cheese (and whatever else you feel like...seasonings,etc.)
2. Spread mixture on tortillas and roll up, with toothpick to hold together.
3.  Bake at 350 or whatever for a while.

Serve drunk

:lick:

what's your record for tuna rangoons eaten in one sitting?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 29, 2013, 01:21:49 AM
Tuna rangoon:

1. Canned tuna mixed with cream cheese (and whatever else you feel like...seasonings,etc.)
2. Spread mixture on tortillas and roll up, with toothpick to hold together.
3.  Bake at 350 or whatever for a while.

Serve drunk

:lick:

This is the only thing posted so far that I am even remotely interested in trying.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on March 29, 2013, 01:29:27 AM
this was the raspberry pi tip of the day

Student pizza: toast a slice of bread, smear with ketchup, sprinkle with mixed herbs, cover in grated cheese, grill until cheese melts, eat, resume coding.
i used to work at sonic and we made these at work on the grill. very good, especially with a piece of texas toast or similar thickly sliced bread
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: steve dave on March 29, 2013, 07:28:13 AM
Most of my recipes are already in this thread:

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=18670.msg446100#msg446100

easy cheese straight out of the bottle into your mouth until your mouth is almost to overflow then close your mouth and mush it around swallowing it in roughly grape sized globs as it mushes around in there.  repeat until the can is empty. 

jenos party pizza made in the microwave instead of the oven so it remains pliable.  when it is hot take it out and roll it up (cheese side in you dumbass) and eat it like a burrito.

velveeta melted with milk until soupy, pour over a huge bowl full of finely crunched up chips and top with salsa. mix together to form a chip/cheese/salsa paste and eat with a spoon.

ben & jerry's cookie dough ice cream, mix in a tube of pre-made pillsbury cookie dough to make it mostly cookie dough instead of the paltry cookie dough to ice cream ratio the B&J's provides out of the container.

Taco Salad Del Steve Dave Bueno Roja:  taco bell 12 pack HARD SHELL (<-- very important).  Crush them all up in a huge bowl with a spoon or hammer or something.  drop on about 30 packets of taco bell fire sauce.  enjoy.

Chili Dog Pizza:  Get a premade pizza crust at the store.  top with a can of hormel chili (no beans you freakos) then about 6 cut up oscar meyer dogs (cheese filled for extra points) then a package of sharp cheddar cheese.  Bake in the oven for how ever long it takes to get hot.  Chow down bros.

crunch up oreas in a big ass bowl.  heat up frosting so it's liquid.  pour over the crunched up oreos.  Dip a wooden spoon in the mass and let it harden.  lift the football sized mass out of the bowl by the spoon handle and go to town on it like a sugary corndog.

get a recipe for onion rings.  instead of onions use funyuns.

hormel chili heated up in the microwave, instead of crackers drop in an entire package of nacho cheese flavored combos.  stir.  enjoy.

The Bomb enormous burrito from the gas station.  Can of nacho cheese easy cheese.  make a hole in one end of the burrito and insert a straw all the way to the end of the burrito.  put the easy cheese nozel into the other end of the straw.  begin squirting easy cheese while slowly pulling out the straw until you have a seam of nacho cheese inside your burrito to make a much better cheese to other filling ratio.  pound that thing.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: ben ji on March 29, 2013, 07:50:54 AM
I created something called Kale Salad.

Ingredients-
Kale
Sardines
Lemon Juice
Lemon Pepper Seasoning
Hard Parmesean Cheese(Grated)

Coat Kale in olive oil and cook on stove until it takes the consistency of Collard greens. Combine in bowl with other ingredients and stir, make sure the break up the sardines into very small peices.

Cover with foil and place in Fridge.

Enjoy cold
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Institutional Control on March 29, 2013, 07:53:18 AM
I'm pretty sure I invented the slider. I was making them a LONG time before you ever saw them on a restaurant menu.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on March 29, 2013, 08:21:05 AM
you guys it'd help if you share what the food is so that others can try it and see if we like it too unless you're just one of those people who don't share recipes and that's ok too but kind of prudish.

mine is a sincronizada, but with the guts of a croque monsieur.  also jamon serrano instead of cooked ham, or prosciutto if you can't get jser.

you can eat it with red wine or white.  no salsa.  can be pretty salty.

i ate so much jamon serrano when i was in madrid but- i never got sick of it. 

dean and deluca sells this substitute  http://www.deandeluca.com/butcher-shop/pork/serrano-style-ham.aspx
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on March 29, 2013, 12:29:47 PM
I created something called Kale Salad.

Ingredients-
Kale
Sardines
Lemon Juice
Lemon Pepper Seasoning
Hard Parmesean Cheese(Grated)

Coat Kale in olive oil and cook on stove until it takes the consistency of Collard greens. Combine in bowl with other ingredients and stir, make sure the break up the sardines into very small peices.

Cover with foil and place in Fridge.

Enjoy cold

that sounds disgusting
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 29, 2013, 12:40:03 PM
Cook bacon, leave a little grease in the pan
Add butter
Add diced shallots
Add asparagus, sauté for few minutes
When asparagus is almost done, add diced bacon and handful of raisins
Serve topped with pistachio crumbs

BOOM  :thumbs:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: ChiComCat on March 29, 2013, 12:57:01 PM
Most of my recipes are already in this thread:

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=18670.msg446100#msg446100

easy cheese straight out of the bottle into your mouth until your mouth is almost to overflow then close your mouth and mush it around swallowing it in roughly grape sized globs as it mushes around in there.  repeat until the can is empty. 

jenos party pizza made in the microwave instead of the oven so it remains pliable.  when it is hot take it out and roll it up (cheese side in you dumbass) and eat it like a burrito.

velveeta melted with milk until soupy, pour over a huge bowl full of finely crunched up chips and top with salsa. mix together to form a chip/cheese/salsa paste and eat with a spoon.

ben & jerry's cookie dough ice cream, mix in a tube of pre-made pillsbury cookie dough to make it mostly cookie dough instead of the paltry cookie dough to ice cream ratio the B&J's provides out of the container.

Taco Salad Del Steve Dave Bueno Roja:  taco bell 12 pack HARD SHELL (<-- very important).  Crush them all up in a huge bowl with a spoon or hammer or something.  drop on about 30 packets of taco bell fire sauce.  enjoy.

Chili Dog Pizza:  Get a premade pizza crust at the store.  top with a can of hormel chili (no beans you freakos) then about 6 cut up oscar meyer dogs (cheese filled for extra points) then a package of sharp cheddar cheese.  Bake in the oven for how ever long it takes to get hot.  Chow down bros.

crunch up oreas in a big ass bowl.  heat up frosting so it's liquid.  pour over the crunched up oreos.  Dip a wooden spoon in the mass and let it harden.  lift the football sized mass out of the bowl by the spoon handle and go to town on it like a sugary corndog.

get a recipe for onion rings.  instead of onions use funyuns.

hormel chili heated up in the microwave, instead of crackers drop in an entire package of nacho cheese flavored combos.  stir.  enjoy.

The Bomb enormous burrito from the gas station.  Can of nacho cheese easy cheese.  make a hole in one end of the burrito and insert a straw all the way to the end of the burrito.  put the easy cheese nozel into the other end of the straw.  begin squirting easy cheese while slowly pulling out the straw until you have a seam of nacho cheese inside your burrito to make a much better cheese to other filling ratio.  pound that thing.

I am going to tell my GF that I am making dinner tonight and make one of these.  Have not decided which one yet though.  Only veto is Ez Cheez as no way in hell she would eat that.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AppleJack on March 29, 2013, 01:16:04 PM
True story - I was working at this sando shop called Adrians Cafe back in high school.

I gutted one of the loafs of bread, filled it with nothing but mustard and ketchup and then taped the heal of the bread back on. I went to the back and punted the KetchstardLoaf into someones yard. A dog then ate the entire loaf while I was LOL'ing but kinda feeling pretty bad.

I'm not sure if this belongs in this thread at all  :dunno:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: powercat_62 on March 29, 2013, 01:21:47 PM
Thai ramen

Packet of Ramen (Oriental or chili flavor works best)
can of tuna
egg
soy sauce
sriracha (or packets of Panda chili sauce)
chunky peanut butter
garlic chowder

Cook ramen in a pot with around 2 cups of water, bring to a boil and drop in scramble egg (kind of like you are making egg drop soup).   allow egg to cook, turn down heat and add the tuna.  Add garlic chowder, soy sauce, sriracha, and peanut putter to taste.

Option stuff to throw in if you have it:  green onions, cilantro, lime juice, bean sprouts, shredded carrots
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: 'taterblast on March 29, 2013, 01:31:52 PM
True story - I was working at this sando shop called Adrians Cafe back in high school.

I gutted one of the loafs of bread, filled it with nothing but mustard and ketchup and then taped the heal of the bread back on. I went to the back and punted the KetchstardLoaf into someones yard. A dog then ate the entire loaf while I was LOL'ing but kinda feeling pretty bad.

I'm not sure if this belongs in this thread at all  :dunno:

didn't your shoe get covered in ketchup and mustard? woof.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: steve dave on March 29, 2013, 01:33:12 PM
True story - I was working at this sando shop called Adrians Cafe back in high school.

I gutted one of the loafs of bread, filled it with nothing but mustard and ketchup and then taped the heal of the bread back on. I went to the back and punted the KetchstardLoaf into someones yard. A dog then ate the entire loaf while I was LOL'ing but kinda feeling pretty bad.

I'm not sure if this belongs in this thread at all  :dunno:

what did you feel bad about? the wasted loaf and condiments?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on March 29, 2013, 01:33:20 PM
Thai ramen

Packet of Ramen (Oriental or chili flavor works best)
can of tuna
egg
soy sauce
sriracha (or packets of Panda chili sauce)
chunky peanut butter
garlic chowder

Cook ramen in a pot with around 2 cups of water, bring to a boil and drop in scramble egg (kind of like you are making egg drop soup).   allow egg to cook, turn down heat and add the tuna.  Add garlic chowder, soy sauce, sriracha, and peanut putter to taste.

Option stuff to throw in if you have it:  green onions, cilantro, lime juice, bean sprouts, shredded carrots

Or you can buy the one dollar packets of Chow Mein terriyaki beef and go to town. I do plan on thrying this one though. thanks! :thumbs:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 29, 2013, 01:35:33 PM
I am going to tell my GF that I am making dinner tonight and make one of these.  Have not decided which one yet though.  Only veto is Ez Cheez as no way in hell she would eat that.

Wow tell her she is directly slapping SD in the face. Then she might change her mind.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: steve dave on March 29, 2013, 01:42:33 PM
tape her mouth open and empty an entire can of easy cheese (American flavor) into her mouth as a joke
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AppleJack on March 29, 2013, 01:46:35 PM
True story - I was working at this sando shop called Adrians Cafe back in high school.

I gutted one of the loafs of bread, filled it with nothing but mustard and ketchup and then taped the heal of the bread back on. I went to the back and punted the KetchstardLoaf into someones yard. A dog then ate the entire loaf while I was LOL'ing but kinda feeling pretty bad.

I'm not sure if this belongs in this thread at all  :dunno:

what did you feel bad about? the wasted loaf and condiments?

I'm assuming the dog got sick or something. But if not then  :driving:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: steve dave on March 29, 2013, 01:50:32 PM
True story - I was working at this sando shop called Adrians Cafe back in high school.

I gutted one of the loafs of bread, filled it with nothing but mustard and ketchup and then taped the heal of the bread back on. I went to the back and punted the KetchstardLoaf into someones yard. A dog then ate the entire loaf while I was LOL'ing but kinda feeling pretty bad.

I'm not sure if this belongs in this thread at all  :dunno:

what did you feel bad about? the wasted loaf and condiments?

I'm assuming the dog got sick or something. But if not then  :driving:

I think you are in the clear here. dogs can eat anything (not bacon, it will kill them)
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: ChiComCat on March 29, 2013, 06:27:31 PM
Probably going to have to wait til tomorrow, but I am going to try to make funyon rings.  Taco Bell bowl is a possibility, as is cookie dough ice cream.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Bloodfart on March 29, 2013, 10:54:17 PM
English muffins are very versatile.  I made a sloppy joe with one earlier this week.  The crunchyness added a new dimention to the otherwise boring joe.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: sys on March 30, 2013, 12:16:42 AM
i ate so much jamon serrano when i was in madrid but- i never got sick of it. 

dean and deluca sells this substitute  http://www.deandeluca.com/butcher-shop/pork/serrano-style-ham.aspx

i like that it has more ham and less sodium than prosciutto.
Title: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: ChiComCat on March 30, 2013, 09:34:19 PM
Well I'm just going to come out and say it: Hormel chili and hot dog pizza is not very good
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Microwave on March 31, 2013, 12:47:55 AM
My Grandpa always makes these. Best. Burger. Ever

Wook's Burgers
 
3 lbs lean ground beef
12 oz Cheese Whiz
1 c grated yellow onion
3 Tbsp prepared French's mustard
salt and pepper
 
Blend the ingredients together by hand.  Place the mixture in the refrigerator for at least 1/2 hr to 1 hr.
 
Form into 1/4 pound patties.
 
Place on a flat griddle or electric skillet and cook until well done.
 
Remove from the griddle and place on medium size bun.  Top with 1 Tbsp cheese whiz if desired. 
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: 'taterblast on April 01, 2013, 03:20:10 PM
ok so i didn't personally invent this but i have never used a recipe so i'm going to count it.

1 can crescent roll dough
1 package sliced pepperoni
1 package string cheese (mozzarella)
1 thing of marinara sauce

place 4 pepperoni's and half a stick of string mozzarella cheese inside a triangle of crescent roll dough. wrap that crap up. make as many as you can and bake on 375 for about 15 minutes. dip in marinara sauce. nom nom nom.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on April 01, 2013, 03:34:05 PM
you guys it'd help if you share what the food is so that others can try it and see if we like it too unless you're just one of those people who don't share recipes and that's ok too but kind of prudish.

mine is a sincronizada, but with the guts of a croque monsieur.  also jamon serrano instead of cooked ham, or prosciutto if you can't get jser.

you can eat it with red wine or white.  no salsa.  can be pretty salty.

i make these a lot fwiw.  although i do dip mine in salsa.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: steve dave on April 01, 2013, 03:42:12 PM
take a block of feta, put it in a mini baking dish thing, put red pepper flake and garlic all over it, drizzle a little bit of olive oil on it so the pepper/garlic doesn't burn up, put in a 400 degree oven for 20 minutes, take it out and drizzle with some more olive oil, eat with crostini
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 01, 2013, 03:44:21 PM
ok so i didn't personally invent this but i have never used a recipe so i'm going to count it.

1 can crescent roll dough
1 package sliced pepperoni
1 package string cheese (mozzarella)
1 thing of marinara sauce

place 4 pepperoni's and half a stick of string mozzarella cheese inside a triangle of crescent roll dough. wrap that crap up. make as many as you can and bake on 375 for about 15 minutes. dip in marinara sauce. nom nom nom.

Oh man I love homemade pizza rolls so much, you are so right, emawblast. I usually just use shredded mozz because it is cheaper than string cheese. What do you think, is the string cheese that much better? I'm open to trying new things!
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: 'taterblast on April 01, 2013, 03:45:51 PM
to be honest, KSC, i'm glad you said that, because i have been skeptical of the string cheese. it is much easier in terms of assembly but has seemed kind of rubbery after baking to me. i haven't tried any other type but definitely will next time.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 01, 2013, 03:48:49 PM
to be honest, KSC, i'm glad you said that, because i have been skeptical of the string cheese. it is much easier in terms of assembly but has seemed kind of rubbery after baking to me. i haven't tried any other type but definitely will next time.

You have inspired me to make pizza rolls tonight. I will use both string cheese and shredded cheese and report back on what will probably end up being the best night of my life.  :drool:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Boom Roasted on April 01, 2013, 03:50:39 PM
ok so i didn't personally invent this but i have never used a recipe so i'm going to count it.

1 can crescent roll dough
1 package sliced pepperoni
1 package string cheese (mozzarella)
1 thing of marinara sauce

place 4 pepperoni's and half a stick of string mozzarella cheese inside a triangle of crescent roll dough. wrap that crap up. make as many as you can and bake on 375 for about 15 minutes. dip in marinara sauce. nom nom nom.

Oh man I love homemade pizza rolls so much, you are so right, emawblast. I usually just use shredded mozz because it is cheaper than string cheese. What do you think, is the string cheese that much better? I'm open to trying new things!
Take this to the WVU thread, that whole state is obsessed with these things.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepperoni_roll
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Mr Bread on April 01, 2013, 04:37:28 PM

mine is a sincronizada, but with the guts of a croque monsieur.

So you're just changing the cheese then.  Got it.  Most innovative.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: ben ji on April 01, 2013, 04:51:01 PM
take a block of feta, put it in a mini baking dish thing, put red pepper flake and garlic all over it, drizzle a little bit of olive oil on it so the pepper/garlic doesn't burn up, put in a 400 degree oven for 20 minutes, take it out and drizzle with some more olive oil, eat with crostini

Sounds good SD! Will probably make this sometime this week.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Unruly on April 01, 2013, 04:54:27 PM
I cook toast(no butter) and spread on cottage cheese and then put garlic chowder on it.


Tasty garlic cheese bread.

 :lick:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: CNS on April 01, 2013, 05:27:07 PM
True story - I was working at this sando shop called Adrians Cafe back in high school.

I gutted one of the loafs of bread, filled it with nothing but mustard and ketchup and then taped the heal of the bread back on. I went to the back and punted the KetchstardLoaf into someones yard. A dog then ate the entire loaf while I was LOL'ing but kinda feeling pretty bad.

I'm not sure if this belongs in this thread at all  :dunno:

what did you feel bad about? the wasted loaf and condiments?

I'm assuming the dog got sick or something. But if not then  :driving:

I think you are in the clear here. dogs can eat anything (not bacon, it will kill them)

What the....
Title: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: steve dave on April 01, 2013, 05:27:28 PM
Fact
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: CNS on April 01, 2013, 05:30:01 PM
Fact

Have never heard this before.  Have always had dogs. 

Googled it, so I believe it now, but crazy how I have never heard this before.
Title: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: steve dave on April 01, 2013, 05:56:10 PM
Had a dog named Otis devour an entire package and die
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on April 01, 2013, 05:58:46 PM
Had a dog named Otis devour an entire package and die

Raw?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Kat Kid on April 01, 2013, 06:07:39 PM
True story - I was working at this sando shop called Adrians Cafe back in high school.

I gutted one of the loafs of bread, filled it with nothing but mustard and ketchup and then taped the heal of the bread back on. I went to the back and punted the KetchstardLoaf into someones yard. A dog then ate the entire loaf while I was LOL'ing but kinda feeling pretty bad.

I'm not sure if this belongs in this thread at all  :dunno:

May be the hardest I've laughed in 2013.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: michigancat on April 01, 2013, 06:18:49 PM
I think you guys are all inventing recipes, not foods. Monsanto invents foods, son.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on April 01, 2013, 06:22:42 PM
I think you guys are all inventing recipes, not foods. Monsanto invents foods, son.

He's got a point
Title: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: steve dave on April 01, 2013, 06:25:48 PM
Monsanto couldn't invent the Oreo frosting corn dog. Only I have the mental power to do that.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 01, 2013, 07:17:48 PM
Emawlast, my pizza rolls are in the oven. I'm too stupid to upload photos but I will report back in like 20 minutes ok?!
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: sys on April 01, 2013, 07:35:23 PM

mine is a sincronizada, but with the guts of a croque monsieur.

So you're just changing the cheese then.  Got it.  Most innovative.

also the ham, smart guy.  if it was so easy maybe someone else in the entire history of the world would have thought of it first.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: 'taterblast on April 01, 2013, 07:56:27 PM
Emawlast, my pizza rolls are in the oven. I'm too stupid to upload photos but I will report back in like 20 minutes ok?!

 :excited:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 01, 2013, 08:19:44 PM
Emawlast, my pizza rolls are in the oven. I'm too stupid to upload photos but I will report back in like 20 minutes ok?!

 :excited:

Ok, here goes!

I made six rolls with shredded mozzarella cheese kind of sprinkled in the middle and on top. The other two were made with a mozzarella string cheese. I noticed the string cheese made for a much more easily wrapped crescent and definitely a more presentable look, but as you mentioned earlier I thought the string cheese would be a bit rubbery. Nope! It was absolutely on point. Don't get me wrong, shredded is still delicious but the presentation is outmatched but that of the string. I also had a garlic butter crescent roll from Pilsbury, that made for some bold flavors. The pepperoni was sliced fresh from the price chopper deli  :D

The only bad thing about the rolls is that I ate all 8 of them and feel like total crap now because I can't digest dairy  :barf:

Totally worth it though. Thanks for stringing up the idea!  :lol:

Title: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on April 01, 2013, 08:39:42 PM
pizza sauce
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Boom Roasted on April 01, 2013, 09:34:03 PM
Emawlast, my pizza rolls are in the oven. I'm too stupid to upload photos but I will report back in like 20 minutes ok?!

 :excited:

Ok, here goes!

I made six rolls with shredded mozzarella cheese kind of sprinkled in the middle and on top. The other two were made with a mozzarella string cheese. I noticed the string cheese made for a much more easily wrapped crescent and definitely a more presentable look, but as you mentioned earlier I thought the string cheese would be a bit rubbery. Nope! It was absolutely on point. Don't get me wrong, shredded is still delicious but the presentation is outmatched but that of the string. I also had a garlic butter crescent roll from Pilsbury, that made for some bold flavors. The pepperoni was sliced fresh from the price chopper deli  :D

The only bad thing about the rolls is that I ate all 8 of them and feel like total crap now because I can't digest dairy  :barf:

Totally worth it though. Thanks for stringing up the idea!  :lol:
Try them with Rhodes rolls and just cut chunks off a block of cheap mozzarella.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: 'taterblast on April 01, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
well done, KSC. i know what you mean about feeling like crap. they pack a punch. delish though. i will have to try with garlic butter rolls.
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Boom Roasted on April 02, 2013, 09:56:10 PM
Taco-ish thing I had for dinner.

Can of chili beans mixed with a George Foremaned chicken breast.  Mixed with half a log of breakfast sausage I had smoked two weeks ago and stuck in the freezer.  Seasoned with sirracha cumin and pepper.  Taco style on a warm corn tortilla.  Pretty damn good.

Side note that may be luked? Smoke full 1lb logs of breakfast sausage.  Takes a couple hrs but is a great app for those ribs/pork butt/brisket or whatever else you are smoking.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: GCJayhawker on April 25, 2013, 11:25:03 AM
So I didn't actually invent this, but I came across this article and it really made me want Ramen.  This guy should totally be on gE

http://deadspin.com/5915843/how-to-make-ramen-that-doesnt-taste-like-wet-cardboard
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: michigancat on April 25, 2013, 11:40:27 AM
So I didn't actually invent this, but I came across this article and it really made me want Ramen.  This guy should totally be on gE

http://deadspin.com/5915843/how-to-make-ramen-that-doesnt-taste-like-wet-cardboard

Like the comments said, the point of ramen is to be cheap. What's the point when you add bok choy and tofu? Just get some real food if you're OK w/ buying those things.

When I was poor, I'd crack an egg in when it was boiling, (and that was it). Great addition - so is a can of tuna.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on April 25, 2013, 12:19:17 PM
another clams food invention-
bone a whole rotisserie chicken then cube up the meat.
then cook chicken flavored rice a roni.  add the chicken to the rice a roni. 
enjoy having sex with whatever beautiful puss just landed on your lap because trust me fellas this one drops the panties.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: 'taterblast on April 25, 2013, 12:21:33 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: GCJayhawker on April 25, 2013, 12:55:39 PM
 :dance:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on May 02, 2013, 09:37:17 PM
hey guys, I think I invented another food

I'm catering for a party of 60 next saturday and am smoking brisket and pulled pork for sliders to feed the men but the girl having the party wanted something cheesy and deliscious for the women folk

so I came up with a gouda, havarti and gruyere grilled cheese with maple poached pear, smoked ham & stone ground mustard

it's pretty damn good guys i gotta say

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h27/poimen/20130501_182708_1_zpsb8fc4a1a.jpg) (http://s60.photobucket.com/user/poimen/media/20130501_182708_1_zpsb8fc4a1a.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: CNS on May 02, 2013, 09:38:36 PM
hey guys, I think I invented another food

I'm catering for a party of 60 next saturday and am smoking brisket and pulled pork for sliders to feed the men but the girl having the party wanted something cheesy and deliscious for the women folk

so I came up with a gouda, havarti and gruyere grilled cheese with maple poached pear, smoked ham & stone ground mustard

it's pretty damn good guys i gotta say

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h27/poimen/20130501_182708_1_zpsb8fc4a1a.jpg) (http://s60.photobucket.com/user/poimen/media/20130501_182708_1_zpsb8fc4a1a.jpg.html)

Sounds fantastic

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Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: puniraptor on May 02, 2013, 09:45:28 PM
looks like it is between two pancakes which you should invent if it isnt
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on May 02, 2013, 09:48:07 PM
that would be pretty interesting to try

it was a sweet italian loaf and i used a griddle weight to mush it down

the whole thing was almost too sweet so I added the stone mustard to reign it back some and it is a perfect balance now
Title: Re: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: CNS on May 02, 2013, 09:58:22 PM
that would be pretty interesting to try

it was a sweet italian loaf and i used a griddle weight to mush it down

the whole thing was almost too sweet so I added the stone mustard to reign it back some and it is a perfect balance now

Add shallots

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Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: _33 on May 02, 2013, 10:12:22 PM
another clams food invention-
bone a whole rotisserie chicken then cube up the meat.
then cook chicken flavored rice a roni.  add the chicken to the rice a roni. 
enjoy having sex with whatever beautiful puss just landed on your lap because trust me fellas this one drops the panties.

How do you have the energy after boning the rotisserie chicken?    booya.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Mr Bread on May 02, 2013, 10:14:00 PM
that would be pretty interesting to try

it was a sweet italian loaf and i used a griddle weight to mush it down

the whole thing was almost too sweet so I added the stone mustard to reign it back some and it is a perfect balance now

Where did you get the idea to put a pear on it?  I feel like that's something I could really get behind there.  Looks/sounds fantastic. 
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on May 02, 2013, 10:19:44 PM
that would be pretty interesting to try

it was a sweet italian loaf and i used a griddle weight to mush it down

the whole thing was almost too sweet so I added the stone mustard to reign it back some and it is a perfect balance now

Where did you get the idea to put a pear on it?  I feel like that's something I could really get behind there.  Looks/sounds fantastic.

I was drinking a chardonnay with a very heavy pear nose on it and while enjoying it with some cheese I just got to thinking

so I just got creative at that point

it's super easy to make and I can even tell you how

Title: Re: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on May 02, 2013, 10:21:01 PM
that would be pretty interesting to try

it was a sweet italian loaf and i used a griddle weight to mush it down

the whole thing was almost too sweet so I added the stone mustard to reign it back some and it is a perfect balance now

Add shallots

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intrigued
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 02, 2013, 11:24:50 PM
Would rough ridin' smash that.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: EMAWmeister on May 03, 2013, 12:38:26 AM
Thai ramen

Packet of Ramen (Oriental or chili flavor works best)
can of tuna
egg
soy sauce
sriracha (or packets of Panda chili sauce)
chunky peanut butter
garlic chowder

Cook ramen in a pot with around 2 cups of water, bring to a boil and drop in scramble egg (kind of like you are making egg drop soup).   allow egg to cook, turn down heat and add the tuna.  Add garlic chowder, soy sauce, sriracha, and peanut putter to taste.

Option stuff to throw in if you have it:  green onions, cilantro, lime juice, bean sprouts, shredded carrots

Trying this right now!

UPDATE: it isn't the most aesthetically pleasing thing in the world, but it's PRETTY GOOD!  :D  Thanks powercat_62!
Title: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Tobias on May 03, 2013, 01:27:05 AM
no
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: EMAWmeister on May 03, 2013, 01:45:47 AM
This isn't inventing a food, but I need help improving a very popular food. I have lots of those taco-sized corn tortillas, but they don't fold for crap, making them useless for tacos.  I flash fried them tonight to make hard taco shells, but they were all wonky, too tight, too wide etc.  Anyone have any lifehacks for making good taco shells?
Title: Re: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: michigancat on May 03, 2013, 07:16:19 AM
This isn't inventing a food, but I need help improving a very popular food. I have lots of those taco-sized corn tortillas, but they don't fold for crap, making them useless for tacos.  I flash fried them tonight to make hard taco shells, but they were all wonky, too tight, too wide etc.  Anyone have any lifehacks for making good taco shells?

um, use two tortillas per taco
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on May 03, 2013, 07:54:12 AM
Hot dog quesadilla

actually, hot dog quesadillas were invented by a japanese car company
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: _33 on May 03, 2013, 10:58:47 AM
Did you guys see my joke about where I said something about 'clams boning the rotisserie chicken?  lol.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 03, 2013, 12:54:42 PM
Did you guys see my joke about where I said something about 'clams boning the rotisserie chicken?  lol.

I didn't really have time to make this picture, but here's what I was thinking of when you said that.

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Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: steve dave on May 03, 2013, 12:59:23 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 03, 2013, 09:10:17 PM
I kind of invented a food, or a least simplified something so it takes like one minute of prep time.

Crack six eggs into a mixing bowl, pour in a little bit of milk and cheese. Mix it up, pour it into muffin tins, and bake. It's basically frittata muffins.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on June 03, 2013, 09:53:54 PM
he guys, i think i might have invented a new food again

it's a portobello mushroom wrap but oh so much more

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h27/poimen/20130603_212619_zps00936502.jpg) (http://s60.photobucket.com/user/poimen/media/20130603_212619_zps00936502.jpg.html)

cooked bacon
sauteed thick sliced portobellos and red onions in bacon grease and olive oil, deglazed with balsamic vinegar
added spring mix, feta and a roasted chipotle raspberry sauce

it was pretty delish, the only thing i might do different next time is pickle the red onions for more texture and sharpness
Title: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: puniraptor on June 03, 2013, 10:52:53 PM
Have you ever smoked a portobello? (i mean as food in a smoker of course lol)
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on June 03, 2013, 10:56:23 PM
no i have not smoked a portobello as a food, i do like to grill them though
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Shacks on June 03, 2013, 11:29:32 PM
Not mine, saw it on Facebook.  You could make a killing selling this in Aggieville.

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t190/GLC79/pizza_chicken.jpg)
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Tobias on June 03, 2013, 11:33:25 PM
are those pizzafied naked mole rats?  what exactly am i looking at here?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Shacks on June 03, 2013, 11:35:16 PM
are those pizzafied naked mole rats?  what exactly am i looking at here?

Pizza wings
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: bones129 on June 03, 2013, 11:39:11 PM
are those pizzafied naked mole rats?  what exactly am i looking at here?

Pizza wings

Whatever it is, it will sell late at night/early in the morning in the 'Ville if it even faintly resembles food. 
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on June 04, 2013, 06:52:26 PM
made a blt of sorts tonite for dinner

bacon, hothouse tomatoes and springmix

along with portobello, red onions, blue cheese, hellmann's & fried egg over easy

it sure did taste good

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h27/poimen/20130604_1828331_zpsd1a8c2bf.jpg) (http://s60.photobucket.com/user/poimen/media/20130604_1828331_zpsd1a8c2bf.jpg.html)

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h27/poimen/20130604_182925_zps7e62c650.jpg) (http://s60.photobucket.com/user/poimen/media/20130604_182925_zps7e62c650.jpg.html)
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on June 04, 2013, 07:03:27 PM
made a blt of sorts tonite for dinner

bacon, hothouse tomatoes and springmix

along with portobello, red onions, blue cheese, hellmann's & fried egg over easy

it sure did taste good

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h27/poimen/20130604_1828331_zpsd1a8c2bf.jpg) (http://s60.photobucket.com/user/poimen/media/20130604_1828331_zpsd1a8c2bf.jpg.html)

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h27/poimen/20130604_182925_zps7e62c650.jpg) (http://s60.photobucket.com/user/poimen/media/20130604_182925_zps7e62c650.jpg.html)

i'm making a fried egg sandwich for dinner tonight too!1!
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on June 04, 2013, 07:09:34 PM
oh ehm gee.  is there a party in your mouth right now because there sure is one in mine  :excited:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Mr Bread on June 04, 2013, 07:14:38 PM
What do you gents fry your egg in?  I'm talking grease stuff here not pan stuff.  tia
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on June 04, 2013, 07:16:28 PM
it's gotta be brown butter for ol' clams
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on June 04, 2013, 07:23:42 PM
bacon grease, is there any other way, other than brown butter that is cause clams is a genius
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Mr Bread on June 04, 2013, 07:26:04 PM
it's gotta be brown butter for ol' clams

beurre noisette for monsieur bread  :surprised:

elite butter jokes aside, do you make the brown butter prior and then use it later or do you do it in the pan prior to egg frying?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Mr Bread on June 04, 2013, 07:27:26 PM
also t-y ast and 'lams

been meaning to up my fried egg game
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on June 04, 2013, 07:51:12 PM
i cook the bacon, set aside, wipe my pan.  put 2 tablespoons butter in it over med-high heat and let it melt and brown.  then drop the egg in it after it turns chestnut brown.  don't over cook the butter/burn it because that sucks.  brown butter eggs are the elitest of the elite. 

you can see how the butter browned my egg white on the one in the back, served on english muffin with tobasco.  my gf got me the stupid plate from anthropologie.

(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/640/eggs2lo.jpg)

(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/9356/eggs6.jpg)

Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on June 04, 2013, 07:53:05 PM
get a good fry pan and flipper, makes it way easier but it still takes a little practice.  cook them over med high heat, not too low.

i cook mine over medium.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on June 04, 2013, 07:54:24 PM
 :woot:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: star seed 7 on June 04, 2013, 07:55:12 PM
looks delish 'ams.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on June 04, 2013, 08:12:17 PM
thanks, i'm trying to eat extra healthy dinners this week to abdicate the impact of my chipotle lunches
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Mr Bread on June 04, 2013, 08:23:35 PM
awesome :emawkid:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: star seed 7 on June 04, 2013, 08:25:30 PM
i don't think i've ever eaten a fried egg.  the yolk part kind of creeps me out, but i'd nom nom nom all over those whites.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Mr Bread on June 04, 2013, 08:29:08 PM
i don't think i've ever eaten a fried egg.  the yolk part kind of creeps me out, but i'd nom nom nom all over those whites.

Used to have them as a kid.  Was a father bread go to.  Forgot about them until this thread.  So great. 
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: CNS on June 04, 2013, 09:04:42 PM
Start by taking some thin sliced smoked ham and warming it in the skillet. Remove and put on toasted engl muffin. Try the brown butter eggs and right as you crack them in, sprinkle some fresh cut green onion in the egg white.  Then one you flip it, sprinkle some finely shredded mozz, or any other fav white cheese on the egg white the second side cooks.  Serve on an engl muffin and ham.



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Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on August 12, 2013, 09:53:38 AM
well boys, the Food Inventor was at it again yesterday.  its like i was invented to invent food.

60% Fierce Grape Gatorade + 40% Lemon Lime Gatorade = Grape Lemon Lime Gatorade


Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: 8manpick on August 12, 2013, 09:54:20 AM
Was it no longer Fierce?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: steve dave on August 12, 2013, 09:56:43 AM
I make a pretty elite chicken tikka masala but instead of marinating the chicken and grilling it and then adding it to the sauce I just shred a rotis. chicken into the sauce and just spice the sauce extra hard. I do this with about every recipe that calls for me to cook chicken though. not a new food, just a strategy.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: ChiComCat on August 12, 2013, 09:57:43 AM
Sometimes when I am drinking 1% milk it is too watery but 2% is just too unhealthy.  Using similar ratio to 'clams Gatorade recipe, but with different ingredients, I made 1.6% milk which is just right.  Stay tuned and hopefully I'll have time to type up the recipe later.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: hemmy on August 12, 2013, 09:58:05 AM
i don't think i've ever eaten a fried egg.  the yolk part kind of creeps me out, but i'd nom nom nom all over those whites.

Seems like this should have gotten more discussion at the time. Fried eggs are amazing.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: 'taterblast on August 12, 2013, 10:01:43 AM
i don't think i've ever eaten a fried egg.  the yolk part kind of creeps me out, but i'd nom nom nom all over those whites.

Seems like this should have gotten more discussion at the time. Fried eggs are amazing.

yeah seven does this mean you only eat scrambled?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on August 12, 2013, 10:05:05 AM
i don't think i've ever eaten a fried egg.  the yolk part kind of creeps me out, but i'd nom nom nom all over those whites.

Seems like this should have gotten more discussion at the time. Fried eggs are amazing.

point of discussion- if i have some sort of bread then over easy/medium. if not then hard. i mean am i right or am i right here fellas?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: hemmy on August 12, 2013, 10:07:50 AM
i don't think i've ever eaten a fried egg.  the yolk part kind of creeps me out, but i'd nom nom nom all over those whites.

Seems like this should have gotten more discussion at the time. Fried eggs are amazing.

point of discussion- if i have some sort of bread then over easy/medium. if not then hard. i mean am i right or am i right here fellas?

Complete opposite for me. Hard w/bread. Otherwise usually easy, occasionally medium.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on August 12, 2013, 10:10:53 AM
i don't think i've ever eaten a fried egg.  the yolk part kind of creeps me out, but i'd nom nom nom all over those whites.

Seems like this should have gotten more discussion at the time. Fried eggs are amazing.

point of discussion- if i have some sort of bread then over easy/medium. if not then hard. i mean am i right or am i right here fellas?

Complete opposite for me. Hard w/bread. Otherwise usually easy, occasionally medium.

what in the world do you do with all the yellow egg juice then? pour it in a cup and drink it?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: hemmy on August 12, 2013, 10:13:35 AM
i don't think i've ever eaten a fried egg.  the yolk part kind of creeps me out, but i'd nom nom nom all over those whites.

Seems like this should have gotten more discussion at the time. Fried eggs are amazing.

point of discussion- if i have some sort of bread then over easy/medium. if not then hard. i mean am i right or am i right here fellas?

Complete opposite for me. Hard w/bread. Otherwise usually easy, occasionally medium.

what in the world do you do with all the yellow egg juice then? pour it in a cup and drink it?

Mix it together with the hash browns. Or use it as dipping sauce for bacon/sausage.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: OregonSmock on August 12, 2013, 10:47:44 AM
I put some clams-style fried eggs on top of a taco salad last night.  It was elite. 


:tsc:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on August 12, 2013, 10:51:19 AM
I put some clams-style fried eggs on top of a taco salad last night.  It was elite. 


:tsc:

What in the....that's gross
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: puniraptor on August 12, 2013, 10:53:23 AM
I put some clams-style fried eggs on top of a taco salad last night.  It was elite. 


:tsc:

What in the....that's gross

nope. elite.

also try "clams style" fried eggs on top of clams style refried beans for more eliteness
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: _33 on August 12, 2013, 10:56:40 AM
I dipped a raw hot dog in chik-fil-a sauce yesterday and ate it.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AbeFroman on August 12, 2013, 11:09:09 AM
Invented a pretty good cheese/meat dip. Cook some cheap mexican chorizo, mix in a small can of salsa verde(added lime and cilantro too), sour cream, and cream cheese. Boom, chile con queso y chorizo.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: 'taterblast on August 12, 2013, 11:20:31 AM
i don't think i've ever eaten a fried egg.  the yolk part kind of creeps me out, but i'd nom nom nom all over those whites.

Seems like this should have gotten more discussion at the time. Fried eggs are amazing.

point of discussion- if i have some sort of bread then over easy/medium. if not then hard. i mean am i right or am i right here fellas?

you are right.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: puniraptor on August 12, 2013, 11:28:48 AM
i don't think i've ever eaten a fried egg.  the yolk part kind of creeps me out, but i'd nom nom nom all over those whites.

Seems like this should have gotten more discussion at the time. Fried eggs are amazing.

point of discussion- if i have some sort of bread then over easy/medium. if not then hard. i mean am i right or am i right here fellas?

you are right.

nope not right
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: sys on August 12, 2013, 11:35:10 AM
i don't think i've ever eaten a fried egg.  the yolk part kind of creeps me out, but i'd nom nom nom all over those whites.

i don't like yolks either, seven.  i usually give them to my dog (precooking).  sometimes i'll let 2 or 3 yolks stay in with 8 or 10 whites.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: puniraptor on August 12, 2013, 11:42:44 AM
new food invented:

grill slices of sweet potato lightly brushed with oil  (great side for anything for non sweetato haters)
grill hot italian sasuages

cut up sausages and put in bowl with sweet potatoes and toss with spoonfull of your favorite jelly or jam.

this is a great breakfast.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: sys on August 12, 2013, 12:01:49 PM
oh, i thought of one too.  take a hamburger and cover it in chocolate frosting, then fry it in sugar.  then stuff it down your freak hummingbird throat.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on August 12, 2013, 12:13:31 PM
I make a pretty elite chicken tikka masala but instead of marinating the chicken and grilling it and then adding it to the sauce I just shred a rotis. chicken into the sauce and just spice the sauce extra hard. I do this with about every recipe that calls for me to cook chicken though. not a new food, just a strategy.

i use this same method   great for chicken enchiladas     chicken parmesan        chicken other
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on August 12, 2013, 12:14:05 PM
Sometimes when I am drinking 1% milk it is too watery but 2% is just too unhealthy.  Using similar ratio to 'clams Gatorade recipe, but with different ingredients, I made 1.6% milk which is just right.  Stay tuned and hopefully I'll have time to type up the recipe later.

used to do this at derby with the chocolate milk
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on August 12, 2013, 12:15:19 PM
i don't think i've ever eaten a fried egg.  the yolk part kind of creeps me out, but i'd nom nom nom all over those whites.

Seems like this should have gotten more discussion at the time. Fried eggs are amazing.

point of discussion- if i have some sort of bread then over easy/medium. if not then hard. i mean am i right or am i right here fellas?

never hard unless i'm making a fried egg sandwich on untoasted bread, then hard

otherwise like hemmy said     just dip any other stuff on your plate into the nutrient rich egg juice
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on August 12, 2013, 12:18:28 PM
i don't think i've ever eaten a fried egg.  the yolk part kind of creeps me out, but i'd nom nom nom all over those whites.

Seems like this should have gotten more discussion at the time. Fried eggs are amazing.

point of discussion- if i have some sort of bread then over easy/medium. if not then hard. i mean am i right or am i right here fellas?

never hard unless i'm making a fried egg sandwich on untoasted bread, then hard

otherwise like hemmy said     just dip any other stuff on your plate into the nutrient rich egg juice

well ok fine then, i mean if you have some shredded browns then yeah ok. but dipping a sausage into it? seriously? c'mon man this isn't communist russia circa 1968. there is absolutely no need to stretch that far. might pull a sams and have to get surgery or something. #stretch #eggjuice #dsams
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on August 12, 2013, 12:26:38 PM
i guess at the end of the day we all just want to capture the nutrient rich eggjuice except for sys the snake lover.  which is really weird since snakes favorite food is eggs and they rely on eggjuice for life

i dip my bacon in eggjuice all the time #virus
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: puniraptor on August 12, 2013, 12:30:23 PM
i dip my egg whites in the egg juice until they are gone and then i dip my fork until the egg juice it gone
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on August 12, 2013, 12:36:36 PM
true story alert*

my cousin was really good friends with dr dre's (andre young) little sister in college and he told me that the song was originally titled "toast and juice" and was about toast and egg juice but when they all got into the studio they ended up making different versions and to everyone's surprise, the "gin and juice" one kind of stuck. anyway, i guess toast and juice was supposed to be released as a b-side, but that got dropped when dre left death row and had a falling out with suge knight. the rest as they say is "music history".
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: ew2x4 on August 12, 2013, 12:45:36 PM
Sounds like your cousin is full of crap.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: ew2x4 on August 12, 2013, 12:46:11 PM
But that does sound like a great song.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on August 12, 2013, 12:52:05 PM
Sounds like your cousin is full of crap.

no. there really was some kind of beef and while i don't know exactly what it was about, i guess it started with tupac and dre but ultimately ended up involving suge and dre. so then dre was like eff it i'm out and then went and did the aftermath thing and the eminem thing and the 50 cent thing. i'm sure you can google it but that's at least how it was told to me. 
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on August 12, 2013, 01:13:11 PM
wow, good scoop, rick  :thumbs:

the more you know!
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: OregonSmock on August 12, 2013, 01:18:34 PM
"Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo... grubbin' on toast and juice.  Laaaaid back... with my toast and my juice and my honey on my rye!"
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Stevesie60 on August 12, 2013, 01:19:10 PM
"Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo... grubbin' on toast and juice.  Laaaaid back... with my toast and my juice and my honey on my rye!"

:lol:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on August 12, 2013, 01:21:38 PM
i don't believe the dr dre stuff
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on August 12, 2013, 01:27:50 PM
i don't believe the dr dre stuff

are you even old enough to know who dr dre is, kiddo?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: hemmy on August 13, 2013, 06:20:22 PM
I'm trying to invent a new food that involves poached eggs. I can't think of anything clever.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on August 13, 2013, 06:36:30 PM
poached eggs nachos?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on August 13, 2013, 06:55:57 PM
my wife's cousin used to babysit for ice cube's (o'shea jackson) cousin rodney. anyway as weird as it sounds, i guess the song "it was a good day" was originally titled "it was a poached egg" and had to do with how much cube liked poached eggs. well anyway, he showed up to the studio to "lay the track down" but it was still in use so he went to a side room to hang out and they had various different foods there. anyway that's where he tried his first deviled egg ever and decided he liked it better and changed some of the lyrics to describe how happy he was to have found a better way to eat eggs on that day. the rest, as you would say, is music history.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: jtksu on August 13, 2013, 07:09:07 PM
I make a pretty elite chicken tikka masala but instead of marinating the chicken and grilling it and then adding it to the sauce I just shred a rotis. chicken into the sauce and just spice the sauce extra hard. I do this with about every recipe that calls for me to cook chicken though. not a new food, just a strategy.

i use this same method   great for chicken enchiladas     chicken parmesan        chicken other

Some of the Dillons in Wichita actually sell the shredded up remains of their rotisserie chickens. Nice little time saver. Also, they use it to make a legit ass chicken salad. :lick:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 13, 2013, 07:17:55 PM
my wife's cousin used to babysit for ice cube's (o'shea jackson) cousin rodney. anyway as weird as it sounds, i guess the song "it was a good day" was originally titled "it was a poached egg" and had to do with how much cube liked poached eggs. well anyway, he showed up to the studio to "lay the track down" but it was still in use so he went to a side room to hang out and they had various different foods there. anyway that's where he tried his first deviled egg ever and decided he liked it better and changed some of the lyrics to describe how happy he was to have found a better way to eat eggs on that day. the rest, as you would say, is music history.

I know your wife's cousin (Tracy) and she told me the same story except it was Ice-T and some Body Count song.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on August 13, 2013, 07:34:22 PM
my wife's cousin used to babysit for ice cube's (o'shea jackson) cousin rodney. anyway as weird as it sounds, i guess the song "it was a good day" was originally titled "it was a poached egg" and had to do with how much cube liked poached eggs. well anyway, he showed up to the studio to "lay the track down" but it was still in use so he went to a side room to hang out and they had various different foods there. anyway that's where he tried his first deviled egg ever and decided he liked it better and changed some of the lyrics to describe how happy he was to have found a better way to eat eggs on that day. the rest, as you would say, is music history.

not saying this didn't happen but why not just talk about eating both eggs and how great a day that would have been.  it's not like the song only had to be about eating one type of egg preparation.  i don't know, maybe it did.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: HerrSonntag on August 14, 2013, 11:00:28 AM
Did you know that deviled eggs are called as such because of the use of red paprika for seasoning?

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Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on August 14, 2013, 11:25:51 AM
herrsonntag just reminded me of a little follow up story to my ice cube story...

the guy that was still in the studio when cube showed up that day was an upstart rapper named reggie noble. he was there working on a song for his first album titled "time for some aktion". anyway, after recording he was pretty hungry so he went to the food room and ran into ice cube. cube, who at this time was still very excited about his egg discovery, offers one of the deviled eggs to reggie, who apparently took one look at them and said something along the lines of "those aren't eggs. those are red, man".

anyway, that cracked the room up and everybody started saying "redman" every time they'd pass reggie in the halls over the next few days. the name somehow stuck and reggie aka "redman" went on to become famous both in music and on the big screen in hits such as how high, how high2 and seed of chucky. the rest as they say is film and music history.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on December 02, 2013, 07:42:14 PM
http://www.google.com/search?site=&source=hp&q=beef+summer+sausage%2C+shrimp%2C+mushroom%2C+onion+%2C+garlic+cream+sauce+pasta&oq=beef+summer+sausage%2C+shrimp%2C+mushroom%2C+onion+%2C+garlic+cream+sauce+pasta&gs_l=hp.12...5294.51760.0.55350.81.68.4.9.9.0.658.10024.0j41j13j1j0j1.56.0....0...1c.1.32.hp..45.36.4787.moK7luL6EPI

Yielded no exact matches so I guess I invented a new food

needed a 15 minute dinner tonite so I improvised

Started some mini pasta shells to cooking

Got some garlic and butter going in a skillet, added some heavy cream and s&p for a sauce

Sauteed some onions and mushrooms in olive oil, added some beef summer sausage, some shrimp, then a can of rotel and tony's and let it simmer

Put em all together

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h27/poimen/20131202_174012_zps4d831bc7.jpg) (http://s60.photobucket.com/user/poimen/media/20131202_174012_zps4d831bc7.jpg.html)

Probably just invented a new food, it was good

i can't verify if it's a new food or not but if you google it and it comes out clean, hit it up into the new food thread
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: puniraptor on December 02, 2013, 07:45:20 PM
:party:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on December 02, 2013, 07:46:35 PM
Oh, and I invented an amaziballs dip for pretzels

Sriracha, cream cheese, soy, chives
Blend
Done
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: nicname on December 02, 2013, 07:47:30 PM
Most of my recipes are already in this thread:

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=18670.msg446100#msg446100

easy cheese straight out of the bottle into your mouth until your mouth is almost to overflow then close your mouth and mush it around swallowing it in roughly grape sized globs as it mushes around in there.  repeat until the can is empty. 

jenos party pizza made in the microwave instead of the oven so it remains pliable.  when it is hot take it out and roll it up (cheese side in you dumbass) and eat it like a burrito.

velveeta melted with milk until soupy, pour over a huge bowl full of finely crunched up chips and top with salsa. mix together to form a chip/cheese/salsa paste and eat with a spoon.

ben & jerry's cookie dough ice cream, mix in a tube of pre-made pillsbury cookie dough to make it mostly cookie dough instead of the paltry cookie dough to ice cream ratio the B&J's provides out of the container.

Taco Salad Del Steve Dave Bueno Roja:  taco bell 12 pack HARD SHELL (<-- very important).  Crush them all up in a huge bowl with a spoon or hammer or something.  drop on about 30 packets of taco bell fire sauce.  enjoy.

Chili Dog Pizza:  Get a premade pizza crust at the store.  top with a can of hormel chili (no beans you freakos) then about 6 cut up oscar meyer dogs (cheese filled for extra points) then a package of sharp cheddar cheese.  Bake in the oven for how ever long it takes to get hot.  Chow down bros.

crunch up oreas in a big ass bowl.  heat up frosting so it's liquid.  pour over the crunched up oreos.  Dip a wooden spoon in the mass and let it harden.  lift the football sized mass out of the bowl by the spoon handle and go to town on it like a sugary corndog.

get a recipe for onion rings.  instead of onions use funyuns.

hormel chili heated up in the microwave, instead of crackers drop in an entire package of nacho cheese flavored combos.  stir.  enjoy.

The Bomb enormous burrito from the gas station.  Can of nacho cheese easy cheese.  make a hole in one end of the burrito and insert a straw all the way to the end of the burrito.  put the easy cheese nozel into the other end of the straw.  begin squirting easy cheese while slowly pulling out the straw until you have a seam of nacho cheese inside your burrito to make a much better cheese to other filling ratio.  pound that thing.

 :lol:  <--- one of sd's finest hours.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on December 02, 2013, 09:37:05 PM
 :ROFL:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on March 26, 2014, 06:18:05 PM
yeah, invented a new food tonite and it goes exactly like this from bottom to top

toast, hellman's, smoked gouda, pickled red onions, egg over easy, smoked gouda, hot link, hellman's, toast

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h27/poimen/20140326_180209_zps58e9f01a.jpg) (http://s60.photobucket.com/user/poimen/media/20140326_180209_zps58e9f01a.jpg.html)

i'm gonna call it "the sick alien"

Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 26, 2014, 06:38:30 PM
thats a very, very good name. also, this weekend i took a pork loin and then put a knife in the middle of it all the way through lengthwise. then i jammed a mesquite flavored brat inside and criss crossed bacon. basically this but with a brat in the middle.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HVi_BMoaZfg/TGhPyNGYnzI/AAAAAAAAABA/ntCSx6DPyqQ/s1600/pork+tenderloin+5.jpg)
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on March 26, 2014, 06:40:41 PM
 :love:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on March 26, 2014, 07:15:01 PM
i'd love a sick alien minus the onions please
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on March 26, 2014, 07:26:46 PM
 :cheers:
i'd love a sick alien minus the onions please

but what is gonna go crunch then? 
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 26, 2014, 07:28:15 PM
i'd love a sick alien minus the onions please

yes, i'll take one sick alien but sub japs for the onions and on sourdough please.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on March 26, 2014, 07:30:35 PM
i'd love a sick alien minus the onions please

yes, i'll take one sick alien but sub japs for the onions and on sourdough please.

i am now standing at attention
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 26, 2014, 07:49:01 PM
Family board officer daris, keep your sausage references on the cop porn board you guys all go to.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: The Big Train on March 26, 2014, 11:22:15 PM
yeah, invented a new food tonite and it goes exactly like this from bottom to top

toast, hellman's, smoked gouda, pickled red onions, egg over easy, smoked gouda, hot link, hellman's, toast

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h27/poimen/20140326_180209_zps58e9f01a.jpg) (http://s60.photobucket.com/user/poimen/media/20140326_180209_zps58e9f01a.jpg.html)

i'm gonna call it "the sick alien"

omg
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Tobias on March 26, 2014, 11:24:58 PM
i bet a king tut would pair nicely with the sick alien :love:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 26, 2014, 11:48:59 PM
WANT!
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: star seed 7 on March 26, 2014, 11:52:25 PM
Hey ast, can you make those with toast only and also double the toast?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on March 27, 2014, 07:44:59 AM
i bet a king tut would pair nicely with the sick alien :love:

clue me in on the king tut

WANT!

make, i done told you how
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Institutional Control on March 27, 2014, 08:30:31 AM
I invented questadas last night.  I made cheese quesadillas and then spread beans, taco meat, lettuce and cheese on top.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Tobias on March 27, 2014, 08:39:34 AM
clue me in on the king tut

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=19682.msg553057#msg553057 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=19682.msg553057#msg553057) is the genesis of it, kinda spreads out from there
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 27, 2014, 08:41:18 AM
should be called a mayo sandwich with an egg and maybe some other stuff.

:barf:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on March 27, 2014, 09:44:05 AM
i could use a king tut sesh right now.  i think the formula should change though.  lemon juice and rumple? wtf i was so stupid.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 27, 2014, 10:32:57 AM
i could use a king tut sesh right now.  i think the formula should change though.  lemon juice and rumple? wtf i was so stupid.

everybody at fattyfest should do king tut's this summer. i nominate winters to lead us in the walk like an egyptian dance.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 27, 2014, 10:35:05 AM
i could use a king tut sesh right now.  i think the formula should change though.  lemon juice and rumple? wtf i was so stupid.

everybody at fattyfest should do king tut's this summer. i nominate winters to lead us in the walk like an egyptian dance.

Going to be hard to top the Stud/Boss shot we created
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Tobias on March 27, 2014, 10:36:01 AM
the king tut is more of a multimedia experience, tho
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: mocat on March 27, 2014, 10:43:59 AM
that sandwich looks great
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 27, 2014, 10:49:44 AM
i could use a king tut sesh right now.  i think the formula should change though.  lemon juice and rumple? wtf i was so stupid.

everybody at fattyfest should do king tut's this summer. i nominate winters to lead us in the walk like an egyptian dance.

Going to be hard to top the Stud/Boss shot we created

listen, i don't really care about the content of a king tut. i just want to see a bunch of gE'rs in our aunt's basement doing the walk like an egyptian dance.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: The Big Train on March 27, 2014, 12:11:34 PM
i could use a king tut sesh right now.  i think the formula should change though.  lemon juice and rumple? wtf i was so stupid.

everybody at fattyfest should do king tut's this summer. i nominate winters to lead us in the walk like an egyptian dance.

Going to be hard to top the Stud/Boss shot we created

listen, i don't really care about the content of a king tut. i just want to see a bunch of gE'rs in our aunt's basement doing the walk like an egyptian dance.

(http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys/Egyptian/1sm086egyptdance1.gif)
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 27, 2014, 12:18:45 PM
oooh yummy I spent all this time making this delicious sandwich with all these meats and an egg and onions and now im going to GO ABSOLUTELY rough ridin' CRAZY RUINING IT WITH CHOLESTEROL KING MAYO ON BOTH SIDES SO WERFUJHWAEFIKHBGASDELFIJKASDGFKJASDFLJKADSFKJHASD
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: The1BigWillie on March 27, 2014, 12:21:43 PM
Guy next to me eats his boogers  :sdeek:  :Yuck:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on March 27, 2014, 12:39:29 PM
oooh yummy I spent all this time making this delicious sandwich with all these meats and an egg and onions and now im going to GO ABSOLUTELY rough ridin' CRAZY RUINING IT WITH CHOLESTEROL KING MAYO ON BOTH SIDES SO WERFUJHWAEFIKHBGASDELFIJKASDGFKJASDFLJKADSFKJHASD

everything you've ever made is store bought, frozen and microwaved and you are worried about cholesterol from hellman's  :ROFL:

stay cuteFake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) creep
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: puniraptor on March 27, 2014, 01:04:57 PM
mayo is great

spread the word

to end the word

science now knows

that dietary cholesterol

does not correlate

with blood cholesterol
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Trogdor on March 27, 2014, 01:08:06 PM
When I was a youngster, I used to make Toasted Peanut Butter Bologna sandwich. Pretty straight forward, was pretty good imo.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 27, 2014, 02:09:23 PM
When I was a youngster, I used to make Toasted Peanut Butter Bologna sandwich. Pretty straight forward, was pretty good imo.

That's absolutely disgusting.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: puniraptor on March 27, 2014, 02:11:19 PM
I sometimes enjoy a slice of sharp cheddar cheese on a PBJ
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 27, 2014, 02:12:46 PM
I'm appalled at some of the garbage you people eat.  :Yuck:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: star seed 7 on March 27, 2014, 02:13:17 PM
I'm appalled at some of the garbage you people eat.  :Yuck:

me too   :Yuck:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Spracne on March 27, 2014, 02:14:33 PM
oooh yummy I spent all this time making this delicious sandwich with all these meats and an egg and onions and now im going to GO ABSOLUTELY rough ridin' CRAZY RUINING IT WITH CHOLESTEROL KING MAYO ON BOTH SIDES SO WERFUJHWAEFIKHBGASDELFIJKASDGFKJASDFLJKADSFKJHASD

everything you've ever made is store bought, frozen and microwaved and you are worried about cholesterol from hellman's  :ROFL:

stay cuteFake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) creep

yoke's on him, there's cholesterol in that egg on his face, too!
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Institutional Control on March 27, 2014, 02:21:32 PM
I didn't invent this but the person who did might be the smartest person to ever walk the planet.

http://www.pillsbury.com/everyday-eats/breakfast-brunch/cinnamon-roll-waffles-how-to
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on March 27, 2014, 02:30:04 PM
oooh yummy I spent all this time making this delicious sandwich with all these meats and an egg and onions and now im going to GO ABSOLUTELY rough ridin' CRAZY RUINING IT WITH CHOLESTEROL KING MAYO ON BOTH SIDES SO WERFUJHWAEFIKHBGASDELFIJKASDGFKJASDFLJKADSFKJHASD

everything you've ever made is store bought, frozen and microwaved and you are worried about cholesterol from hellman's  :ROFL:

stay cuteFake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) creep

yoke's on him, there's cholesterol in that egg on his face, too!

  :D i  :love: puns
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 27, 2014, 03:38:54 PM
when i was probably in third or fourth grade, i invented the cpc sandwich. cheese, pickles and chips. there was also miracle whip on that bad boyand it went like this from top to bottom- piece of white breat, miracle whip, cheese, pickles, chips, miracle whip, bread. que magnifique!
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on March 27, 2014, 03:45:41 PM
when i was probably in third or fourth grade, i invented the cpc sandwich. cheese, pickles and chips. there was also miracle whip on that bad boyand it went like this from top to bottom- piece of white breat, miracle whip, cheese, pickles, chips, miracle whip, bread. que magnifique!

sub mustard for one layer of mw and then add some fried bologna and you have the lunch my grandma always made for me when i would spend time at her house in the summer.  so freaking good.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 27, 2014, 03:47:15 PM
ok need help coming up with a name for this new food I just invented. top to bottom heres how it goes...

miracle whip
healthy choice chicken pesto pasta (mixed up)
plastic from bowl I used to cook pasta in microwave
fuckton of mayo
jimmy johns #11 (no mayo)
fuckton more mayo
fried egg
dumpster truck full of mayo
plate


probably gonna cut it in half because this puppy is huge. thoughts?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on March 27, 2014, 03:51:28 PM
The Tonya
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 27, 2014, 04:05:34 PM
UPDATE: my bro mike split it with me because we didn't think the healthy choice 'sta I cooked would save well. he came up with the name "the sick alien" for my new food I invented. I kinda like it. think im gonna go with that.

also, the plastic I used for the HC is pretty thick. cutting it was a real pain. next time ill probably cook the HC with Styrofoam
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: XocolateThundarr on March 27, 2014, 08:00:19 PM
Peanut butter on grilled burgers is an interesting addition too.

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Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: The Big Train on March 27, 2014, 08:03:23 PM
Peanut butter on grilled burgers is an interesting addition too.

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You should try the one at so longs when you come to MHK.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 27, 2014, 09:22:53 PM
Peanut butter on grilled burgers is an interesting addition too.

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I like to mix it with the meat before grilling it. Although you can only do it on a George Foreman type grill because if you use it on a real grill it falls through the holes. It's really sad.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: puniraptor on May 19, 2014, 04:47:02 PM
CHEK IT

its like a burger, right, but instead of a bun you have two Well-Done dried out hambuger patties like some people like and instead of a hamburger patty in the middle you have a delicious medium rare perfectly cooked juicy hamburger patty in the middle. dress to taste and consume
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on May 19, 2014, 06:13:53 PM
so basically a KFC double-down with beef instead of chicken good game FFS
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: hemmy on May 19, 2014, 08:02:02 PM
so basically a KFC double-down with beef instead of chicken good game FFS

You forgot the middle part, that's also different.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on May 19, 2014, 08:18:23 PM
i like the double down, i get it with grilled breasts instead of fried. 

<--confirmed health nut
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: puniraptor on May 19, 2014, 09:10:46 PM
If anything, it's a triple down
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on May 20, 2014, 03:03:11 PM
the frito lay salad

first start with a bed of lettuce but instead of using lettuce, use frito lay muchies *cheese fix flavor

(http://www.fritolay.com/assets/images/blue/munchies-snack-mix-cheese-fix.gif)

dress the lettuce salad as you normally would, but instead of using salad dressing, use go chicken go g-sauce

(http://www.originaljuan.com/images/products/large/Go%20Chicken%20Go%20G-Sauce_F02900005_LG.JPG)

do not use a fork, use your hands because this is not your grand daddy's salad.

Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: _33 on May 20, 2014, 03:06:11 PM
Yesterday I dipped nacho cheese doritos into salsa!
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on May 20, 2014, 03:16:56 PM
Yesterday I dipped nacho cheese doritos into salsa!

well you are the inventor so that makes sense
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 20, 2014, 03:20:34 PM
the frito lay salad

first start with a bed of lettuce but instead of using lettuce, use frito lay muchies *cheese fix flavor

(http://www.fritolay.com/assets/images/blue/munchies-snack-mix-cheese-fix.gif)

dress the lettuce salad as you normally would, but instead of using salad dressing, use go chicken go g-sauce

(http://www.originaljuan.com/images/products/large/Go%20Chicken%20Go%20G-Sauce_F02900005_LG.JPG)

do not use a fork, use your hands because this is not your grand daddy's salad.

This sounds really good. Perhaps cheetos could be the carrots?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on May 20, 2014, 03:24:19 PM
sure i don't see why not, cheetos are basically carrots combined with broccoli so maybe they can be both.  i'm not good with nutritional data but i'd be shocked if carrots and broccoli are significantly better for you than cheetos.

also i was reading online that doritos basically = kale

Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: nicname on May 20, 2014, 03:26:26 PM
the frito lay salad

first start with a bed of lettuce but instead of using lettuce, use frito lay muchies *cheese fix flavor

(http://www.fritolay.com/assets/images/blue/munchies-snack-mix-cheese-fix.gif)

dress the lettuce salad as you normally would, but instead of using salad dressing, use go chicken go g-sauce

(http://www.originaljuan.com/images/products/large/Go%20Chicken%20Go%20G-Sauce_F02900005_LG.JPG)

do not use a fork, use your hands because this is not your grand daddy's salad.

 :lol:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Asteriskhead on May 20, 2014, 03:27:16 PM
glad to see that 'clams has hopped on the ole g-sauce bandwagon.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on May 20, 2014, 03:29:27 PM
glad to see that 'clams has hopped on the ole g-sauce bandwagon.

i made my g-sauce bones while you were going out with cheerleaders
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Asteriskhead on May 20, 2014, 03:30:20 PM
Yesterday I dipped nacho cheese doritos into salsa!

PurpleBear likes to dip the taco flavored ones in the black bean salsa from the Dara's by my house.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Asteriskhead on May 20, 2014, 03:31:15 PM
glad to see that 'clams has hopped on the ole g-sauce bandwagon.

i made my g-sauce bones while you were going out with cheerleaders

this isn't true. cheerleaders aren't my type, bub.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Tobias on July 08, 2014, 01:54:32 PM
not sure if invented or not, but my dad just called to invite me over for antelope burritos
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on July 08, 2014, 02:36:51 PM
not sure if invented or not, but my dad just called to invite me over for antelope burritos

sounds pretty new to me

(http://www.i2clipart.com/cliparts/8/2/e/7/clipart-mexican-girl-smiley-emoticon-512x512-82e7.png)
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 08, 2014, 10:29:13 PM
Tobias how were the antelope burritos? Please give me details.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Tobias on July 08, 2014, 10:42:34 PM
pretty good, actually.  it was braised antelope shanks - kinda barbacoa-ish i guess.  had beans, diced onion, tomato, cilantro, lime, jalapeños, etc.  would smash again.

:raccoon: :raccoon: :raccoon: :raccoon:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Tobias on July 08, 2014, 10:44:09 PM
i had cherry pie afterwards and then lost at spades (never happens)
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 08, 2014, 10:47:39 PM
You're a good son. You're dad doing ok? Was G-Pa (stud WWII hero) his dad or Tobias mom's father?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on July 09, 2014, 07:22:02 AM
pretty good, actually.  it was braised antelope shanks - kinda barbacoa-ish i guess.  had beans, diced onion, tomato, cilantro, lime, jalapeños, etc.  would smash again.

:raccoon: :raccoon: :raccoon: :raccoon:

sounds fantastic
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on August 01, 2016, 06:11:56 PM
got a new one boys, buckle up- 
jackstack beans.  but instead of using them as a side dish, use them as a dip for your leftover tostitos cantina thin chips
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 02, 2016, 08:34:45 AM
The other day I invented oven smores.

1. Take graham crackers (break in half).
2. Put a dollop of marshmallow cream (that stuff you make Rice Krispy treats with) on each graham cracker
3. Put Nutella in a piping bag (or just use a ziplock with the corner sniped off)
4. Pipe some Nutella on each cracker
5. Bake in oven at 350 for about 5-10 minutes until the marshmallow puffs up.
6. Eat
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Asteriskhead on August 02, 2016, 11:18:05 AM
The other day I invented oven smores.

1. Take graham crackers (break in half).
2. Put a dollop of marshmallow cream (that stuff you make Rice Krispy treats with) on each graham cracker
3. Put Nutella in a piping bag (or just use a ziplock with the corner sniped off)
4. Pipe some Nutella on each cracker
5. Bake in oven at 350 for about 5-10 minutes until the marshmallow puffs up.
6. Eat

a friend of mine told me to put peanut butter on s'mores one time. i have never looked back.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on August 02, 2016, 11:27:24 AM
smores have chocolate in them and i've never made rice crispy treats with marshmallow creme

i think you may have hit on something but it doesn't sound like a smore to me
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 02, 2016, 11:31:48 AM
smores have chocolate in them and i've never made rice crispy treats with marshmallow creme

i think you may have hit on something but it doesn't sound like a smore to me

Yeah, Nutella is the chocolate.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Asteriskhead on August 02, 2016, 11:40:53 AM
smores have chocolate in them and i've never made rice crispy treats with marshmallow creme

i think you may have hit on something but it doesn't sound like a smore to me

Yeah, Nutella is the chocolate.

it's hazelnut spread with cocoa in it, not chocolate.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on August 02, 2016, 11:42:56 AM
ran the concept by some folks down here in the 64112, definitely not a smore
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 02, 2016, 11:45:07 AM
Quote from: wikipedia
Nutella is a form of a chocolate spread.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Asteriskhead on August 02, 2016, 11:45:58 AM
Quote from: wikipedia
Nutella is a form of a chocolate spread.

wikipedia  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: star seed 7 on August 02, 2016, 12:00:39 PM
smores have chocolate in them and i've never made rice crispy treats with marshmallow creme

i think you may have hit on something but it doesn't sound like a smore to me

All of this. No wonder Mr gooch doesn't let you cook smdh
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on August 02, 2016, 12:14:37 PM
Quote from: wikipedia
Nutella is a form of a chocolate spread.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 02, 2016, 01:32:24 PM
smores have chocolate in them and i've never made rice crispy treats with marshmallow creme

i think you may have hit on something but it doesn't sound like a smore to me

All of this. No wonder Mr gooch doesn't let you cook smdh

Well I did have to cook it when he was out of town, that is true.
Title: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: catastrophe on August 02, 2016, 01:56:41 PM
Are you folks trying to tell me that chocolate cake has no chocolate in it????
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: kitten_mittons on August 02, 2016, 02:06:57 PM
Are you folks trying to tell me that chocolate cake has no chocolate in it????
I think they are telling you that chocolate cake doesn't have nutella in it.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: catastrophe on August 02, 2016, 02:59:37 PM
But chocolate cake and Nutella both have chocolate in them, right?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: star seed 7 on August 02, 2016, 03:01:13 PM
Stop being an idiot edna
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Post by: catastrophe on August 02, 2016, 03:10:15 PM
your a idiot
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Post by: Asteriskhead on August 02, 2016, 03:57:32 PM
your a idiot

just post from your regular account, weirdo.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: catastrophe on August 02, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Any crappy posting you see of mine is 100% me you idiots. Yore ruining this thread.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on October 02, 2016, 11:23:52 PM
smashed up 3 deviled eggs and covered a piece of toast with the pieces.  would recommendo.
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Post by: nicname on October 03, 2016, 12:18:22 AM
smashed up 3 deviled eggs and covered a piece of toast with the pieces.  would recommendo.

s'more?
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Post by: pissclams on October 03, 2016, 01:11:52 AM
delicious s'more
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Post by: pissclams on September 10, 2017, 04:56:06 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170910/8fae4c7c851759bb010531eb5d7dc52e.jpg)

breakfast quesadilla

it's like a breakfast burrito but flat
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Chingon on September 10, 2017, 05:39:41 PM
Was it eaten in the morning?
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Post by: Chingon on September 10, 2017, 05:43:55 PM
What I'm saying is that that looks like a lunch quesadilla.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on September 10, 2017, 06:39:49 PM
well yes i ate it this afternoon
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Kat Kid on September 10, 2017, 07:59:45 PM
great minds clams! I made a breakfast taco for dinner.  scrambled eggs, refried beans, cheese and some 'penos.
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Post by: pissclams on September 10, 2017, 08:25:15 PM
sounds delicious
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Post by: The Big Train on November 16, 2017, 12:31:22 PM
I got macaroni salad from HyVee and it was ok but needed a little something extra.  Added red Cholula to it and it makes it way better.
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Post by: Kat Kid on November 16, 2017, 12:33:22 PM
fridge is almost empty for thanksgiving travel.

I ate carrots with KC Joe's BBQ sauce last night.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on April 13, 2018, 03:16:17 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180413/c963e309806529b0fe239724c6cfad8a.jpg)

something I call “ranch layered pizza”

minskys pepperoni and american sausage with a layer of peppercorn ranch dressing on top
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Brock Landers on April 13, 2018, 03:19:21 PM
Dude wtf
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Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 13, 2018, 03:27:35 PM
you can tell by the plate it's on that it is authentic pizza. buon cibo!
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Post by: steve dave on April 13, 2018, 03:30:55 PM
 :lol: clams
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Post by: Chingon on April 13, 2018, 03:37:28 PM
I was hoping that was gravy.  A pizza made with biscuit dough and covered with sausage gravy.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on April 13, 2018, 03:45:38 PM
I was hoping that was gravy.  A pizza made with biscuit dough and covered with sausage gravy.

that's the great part about this thread, eh?  you thought i invented a new food when in reality, you invented a new food. 
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Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 13, 2018, 03:46:43 PM
biscuits and gravy pizza!

 :surprised:
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Post by: The Big Train on April 13, 2018, 04:11:42 PM
Should go in the real pizza thread imo
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: star seed 7 on April 13, 2018, 05:57:33 PM
'clams is midwestern af
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Post by: wetwillie on April 13, 2018, 06:46:47 PM
My initial thought was queso blanco on a Mexican ‘za
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 13, 2018, 06:49:58 PM
That's just a breakfast pizza.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on April 13, 2018, 06:59:49 PM
I was hoping that was gravy.  A pizza made with biscuit dough and covered with sausage gravy.


i've been noodling on the biscuits and gravy pizza all afternoon
i think the best way to do it would be- smash out the biscuit dough into a crust, layer with fried over medium eggs, layer with sausage gravy

was planning on making b's & g's on sunday, maybe i'll fire up a biscuits and gravy pizza instead
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 13, 2018, 07:02:33 PM
That previous pizza place on the corner that shutdown by you had a similar breakfast pizza minus the biscuit crust. Definitely had the gravy. I thought it was good. Do it!
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Chingon on April 13, 2018, 07:06:36 PM
I was hoping that was gravy.  A pizza made with biscuit dough and covered with sausage gravy.


i've been noodling on the biscuits and gravy pizza all afternoon
i think the best way to do it would be- smash out the biscuit dough into a crust, layer with fried over medium eggs, layer with sausage gravy

was planning on making b's & g's on sunday, maybe i'll fire up a biscuits and gravy pizza instead
This is going to come as a shock, but good Chicago style pizza crust is what we're looking at here.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Chingon on April 13, 2018, 07:11:33 PM
World bacon crumbles on top be too much?  I think it might. 

Side of apple butter to dip the crusts...
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Post by: steve dave on April 13, 2018, 08:00:34 PM
clams biscuit, egg, sausage gravy layering is prime. if you're going to do bacon I'd say mix into the biscuit.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on April 13, 2018, 08:48:28 PM
jeez this is starting to stress me out
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 13, 2018, 10:04:17 PM
No bacon. Maybe the clams egg idea.  but definitely some a thin layer of the thin sliced hash brown type hash browns laid across the top.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on April 13, 2018, 10:34:56 PM
hash browns on top of the gravy?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 13, 2018, 11:40:38 PM
hash browns on top of the gravy?

You bet your ass some hashys laid across the top. Just a thin crispy layer of sliced browns. Before you say no, just sleep on it.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on April 14, 2018, 01:12:56 AM
shredded hashies?

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Post by: Chingon on April 14, 2018, 08:30:56 AM
shredded hashies?
Has to be.  Has to.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 14, 2018, 09:02:01 AM
shredded hashies?
Has to be.  Has to.

You bet your ass they are
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on April 15, 2018, 10:32:49 AM
“biscuits & gravy pizza”
crowdsourced by chings, rowdy, and clams

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180415/b16418b1e536fc33f923bb2ed261fef2.jpg)
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2018, 10:34:15 AM
Gross
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Post by: The Big Train on April 15, 2018, 11:28:51 AM
That’s a good looking pizza ‘clams
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Post by: star seed 7 on April 15, 2018, 03:59:08 PM
The 'browns look like maggots  :frown:
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Post by: puniraptor on April 15, 2018, 06:03:47 PM
visually, there are no cues that this is anything other than normal biscuits and gravy
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Post by: Spracne on April 15, 2018, 06:05:17 PM
Glad someone had the balls to speak up.

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Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 15, 2018, 07:34:52 PM
You can tell it's legit authentic pizza because of the plate it's on
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Post by: Chingon on April 15, 2018, 07:57:34 PM
Looks like a great slice of pizza pie.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 15, 2018, 10:52:54 PM
Looks like a great slice of pizza pie.

It really does
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 16, 2018, 09:58:51 AM
I think it probably needs more cheese.
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Post by: ChiComCat on April 16, 2018, 11:13:11 AM
Going to need a review
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on April 16, 2018, 10:36:43 PM
Going to need a review

it was very good.
for the crust, I used frozen biscuits (3, split in half and shaped like a pizza)
for the sauce, I used over fried eggs cooked over medium  (3, cooked in brown butter)
for the cheese, I used sausage gravy
for the pizza seasoning/oregano, I used fried shredded hash browns

it filled me up and tasted great too
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: bucket on March 26, 2020, 01:27:41 PM
This thread needs a bump during these trying times.

Today I added siraracha and ranch to my wrap. Chef kiss!
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Post by: Stevesie60 on March 26, 2020, 02:07:36 PM
mumped around and made the best mashed potatoes I've ever tasted. Not an invention, but I had never made them before and just went off instinct for little additions that aren't common and wow, you guys. This is probably what I'll be bringing to every holiday from now on.
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Post by: ChiComCat on March 26, 2020, 02:23:47 PM
Smores Waffles -
Mixed some graham cracker crumbs in the batter, cooked, immediately topped with some chocolate chips and marshmallows.  Popped in the broiler for a half a minute or so.  Topped with more graham.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Spracne on March 26, 2020, 02:25:36 PM
Smores Waffles -
Mixed some graham cracker crumbs in the batter, cooked, immediately topped with some chocolate chips and marshmallows.  Popped in the broiler for a half a minute or so.  Topped with more graham.

What would happen if you added some choc chips and mellows to the batter, as well?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: ChiComCat on March 26, 2020, 02:28:09 PM
Smores Waffles -
Mixed some graham cracker crumbs in the batter, cooked, immediately topped with some chocolate chips and marshmallows.  Popped in the broiler for a half a minute or so.  Topped with more graham.

What would happen if you added some choc chips and mellows to the batter, as well?

You would be posting it in this thread.  I don't trust them to hold up in the waffle iron though and don't want to clean a waffle iron with melted marshmallows.

The engorged marshmallow topping coming out of the broiler is a showstopper though.
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Post by: steve dave on March 26, 2020, 02:38:19 PM
mumped around and made the best mashed potatoes I've ever tasted. Not an invention, but I had never made them before and just went off instinct for little additions that aren't common and wow, you guys. This is probably what I'll be bringing to every holiday from now on.
Did you just put a shitload of barbecue sauce in them?


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Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on March 26, 2020, 02:51:15 PM
mumped around and made the best mashed potatoes I've ever tasted. Not an invention, but I had never made them before and just went off instinct for little additions that aren't common and wow, you guys. This is probably what I'll be bringing to every holiday from now on.
Did you just put a shitload of barbecue sauce in them?


were they mashed potatoes nachos?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Spracne on March 26, 2020, 02:53:07 PM
Smores Waffles -
Mixed some graham cracker crumbs in the batter, cooked, immediately topped with some chocolate chips and marshmallows.  Popped in the broiler for a half a minute or so.  Topped with more graham.

What would happen if you added some choc chips and mellows to the batter, as well?

You would be posting it in this thread.  I don't trust them to hold up in the waffle iron though and don't want to clean a waffle iron with melted marshmallows.

The engorged marshmallow topping coming out of the broiler is a showstopper though.

Engorged being the key word, I presume.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 26, 2020, 03:39:08 PM
mumped around and made the best mashed potatoes I've ever tasted. Not an invention, but I had never made them before and just went off instinct for little additions that aren't common and wow, you guys. This is probably what I'll be bringing to every holiday from now on.
Did you just put a shitload of barbecue sauce in them?


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I crushed up a bunch of BBQ chips and mixed them in for some hot potato on potato action.
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Post by: pissclams on April 05, 2020, 02:57:32 PM
today i made a miracle happen
part one- cook a 4 oz gourmet spicy Shin ramen bowl

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200405/02c7c8dfff8a247bcb58bf1a853dc35f.jpg)

part two- mix in a handful of this
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200405/ecdda6a8081f996609226f4be4ba2abb.jpg)

go cats
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Post by: Chingon on April 05, 2020, 02:59:45 PM
today i made a miracle happen
part one- cook a 4 oz gourmet spicy Shin ramen bowl

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200405/02c7c8dfff8a247bcb58bf1a853dc35f.jpg)

part two- mix in a handful of this
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200405/ecdda6a8081f996609226f4be4ba2abb.jpg)

go cats
Not joking, I just made something extremely similar. This was before I saw your post.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: pissclams on April 05, 2020, 03:22:45 PM
let’s claim this one as a co-invention coming out of the goEMAW accelerator
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Post by: pissclams on April 10, 2020, 12:45:12 PM
they’re back in stock

https://www.costco.com/nongshim-shin-noodle-soup-bowl%2c-2.64-oz%2c-12-count.product.100436982.html
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Post by: 'taterblast on April 10, 2020, 02:25:58 PM
they’re back in stock

https://www.costco.com/nongshim-shin-noodle-soup-bowl%2c-2.64-oz%2c-12-count.product.100436982.html

got me a 12'er yesterday
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Post by: DaBigTrain on July 18, 2020, 08:09:45 PM
What on earth


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Post by: Katpappy on July 19, 2020, 04:32:17 PM
 :Yuck:
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: 8manpick on August 09, 2020, 03:04:18 PM
Maybe invented a food today: pizza sandwich

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Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on August 09, 2020, 04:26:17 PM
I do not know if you invented it.  I do know I want it in and around my mouth area.
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Post by: Katpappy on August 09, 2020, 07:51:31 PM
I  would smash that, and you wouldn't need to call me twice.
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Post by: bucket on August 09, 2020, 08:24:42 PM
 :horrorsurprise:
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Post by: star seed 7 on August 09, 2020, 09:29:53 PM
That zawich is dirty af  :drool:
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Post by: KST8FAN on August 10, 2020, 07:31:22 PM
What on earth


Mrs 8, queen of the rice Krispy treat, almost threw up watching that. 

She uses peanut butter,  corn syrup,  chocolate Krispy... the best

Tom

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Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on August 25, 2020, 06:36:22 PM
I turned my favorite summer shaved ice into a salad.  I have never seen it served before so good enough to say I invented it.

Watermelon piccadilly salad with feta.  Some griddled pork chop as well but I did not invent that.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200825/5dc4c31b439cbc4b191295bd29742b00.plist)


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Post by: DaBigTrain on September 07, 2020, 05:54:50 PM
:surprised:


https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJSoFM3n/
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 17, 2020, 01:21:13 AM
Guys I mixed in diced onions and jalapenos to mashed potatoes, is that a new food?
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on September 17, 2020, 09:43:40 AM
sorry stevesie the inventor of the loaded mashed potatoes was basically able to finagle a broad claim. There are very few additions to mashed potatoes that aren't covered under the loaded mash umbrella. Similar ruling was made WRT loaded nachos.

Yeah, when it comes to loaded potatoes and nachos...its like trying to submit a patent for a perpetual motion machine, you might as well just not even waste your time.
Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: Katpappy on September 17, 2020, 09:56:45 PM
Guys I mixed in diced onions and jalapenos to mashed potatoes, is that a new food?

That's my secret ingredients in pan fried potatoes.  I also use bacon grease to fry the tators.
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Post by: IPA4Me on October 17, 2020, 09:46:31 PM
Can't believe @AST didn't do this.




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Title: Re: have you ever invented a new food?
Post by: AST on October 17, 2020, 10:18:03 PM
Can't believe @AST didn't do this.




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I can.  Not really a dessert guy.  Making or eating.
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Post by: Kat Kid on October 17, 2020, 11:10:25 PM
Can't believe @AST didn't do this.




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I can.  Not really a dessert guy.  Making or eating.

I couldn't agree more.
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Post by: wetwillie on October 17, 2020, 11:53:02 PM
I think he is trolling, that is disgusting.