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Junk Food Thread
« on: January 20, 2012, 09:43:37 AM »
I usually avoid crap like this to keep myself looking elite, but I have picked up a bag of these on my last 2 trips to the grocery store.  Good combo of cruncy, cheesy and spicy.  What are the rest of you lardasses snacking on?





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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2012, 09:55:24 AM »
i don't really snack, too salty.


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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2012, 09:58:38 AM »
not a snacker.  I'll go through some phases of sunflower seeds though when I'm in my car.

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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2012, 10:02:04 AM »
Do not snack.  Never have. 

If I do have to have a snack because I'm hungry and can't wait til a meal, I will go for nuts.
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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2012, 10:34:03 AM »
I eat three snacks a day.

Usually yogurt.  If you haven't tried Yoplait's Cherry Orchard, you have been denying yourselves one of the finest yogurt related experiences in life. 

Also, really love the Blueberry from Anderson Erickson.


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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2012, 10:42:06 AM »
i have the cheetos you linked above... and these...



also these at work.

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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2012, 10:42:30 AM »
easy cheese straight out of the bottle into your mouth until your mouth is almost to overflow then close your mouth and mush it around swalling it in roughly grape sized globs as it mushes around in there.  repeat until the can is empty.  

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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2012, 10:43:45 AM »
jenos party pizza made in the microwave instead of the oven so it remains pliable.  when it is hot take it out and roll it up (cheese side in you dumbass) and eat it like a burrito.

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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2012, 10:54:23 AM »
jenos party pizza made in the microwave instead of the oven so it remains pliable.  when it is hot take it out and roll it up (cheese side in you dumbass) and eat it like a burrito.
Yep, used to do this with Tony's pizzas back in the day. Made a larger burrito.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2012, 10:59:13 AM »
velveeta melted with milk until soupy, pour over a huge bowl full of finely crunched up chips and top with salsa. mix together to form a chip/cheese/salsa paste and eat with a spoon.

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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2012, 11:01:16 AM »
ben & jerry's cookie dough ice cream, mix in a tube of pre-made pillsbury cookie dough to make it mostly cookie dough instead of the paltry cookie dough to ice cream ratio the B&J's provides out of the container. 

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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2012, 11:09:58 AM »
SD sounds really fat in this thread...
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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2012, 11:19:51 AM »
Kinda turned into a what do you eat after you get baked thread didn't it.

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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2012, 11:39:44 AM »
2 toaster strudels, with the icing packets applied to the middle of the strudels to make a toaster strudel sandwich
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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2012, 12:07:07 PM »
I eat three snacks a day.

Usually yogurt.  If you haven't tried Yoplait's Cherry Orchard, you have been denying yourselves one of the finest yogurt related experiences in life. 

Also, really love the Blueberry from Anderson Erickson.



terrible for you.  May as well eat the cheetos. 

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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2012, 12:32:46 PM »
Taco Salad Del Steve Dave Bueno Roja:  taco bell 12 pack HARD SHELL (<-- very important).  Crush them all up in a huge bowl with a spoon or hammer or something.  drop on about 30 packets of taco bell fire sauce.  enjoy. 

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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2012, 12:36:11 PM »
Chili Dog Pizza:  Get a premade pizza crust at the store.  top with a can of hormel chili (no beans you freakos) then about 6 cut up oscar meyer dogs (cheese filled for extra points) then a package of sharp cheddar cheese.  Bake in the oven for how ever long it takes to get hot.  Chow down bros. 

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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2012, 01:04:33 PM »
I eat three snacks a day.

Usually yogurt.  If you haven't tried Yoplait's Cherry Orchard, you have been denying yourselves one of the finest yogurt related experiences in life. 

Also, really love the Blueberry from Anderson Erickson.



terrible for you.  May as well eat the cheetos. 

But it is much better than cheetos.  Much.

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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2012, 01:09:56 PM »
crunch up oreas in a big ass bowl.  heat up frosting so it's liquid.  pour over the crunched up oreos.  Dip a wooden spoon in the mass and let it harden.  lift the football sized mass out of the bowl by the spoon handle and go to town on it like a sugary corndog. 

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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2012, 01:12:04 PM »
get a recipe for onion rings.  instead of onions use funyuns.

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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2012, 01:13:54 PM »
:lol:  


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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2012, 01:23:42 PM »
I eat three snacks a day.

Usually yogurt.  If you haven't tried Yoplait's Cherry Orchard, you have been denying yourselves one of the finest yogurt related experiences in life. 

Also, really love the Blueberry from Anderson Erickson.



terrible for you.  May as well eat the cheetos. 

But it is much better than cheetos.  Much.

You will just be a little bit skinnier eating the yogurt, but will get diabetes either way.

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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2012, 01:50:31 PM »
jenos party pizza made in the microwave instead of the oven so it remains pliable.  when it is hot take it out and roll it up (cheese side in you dumbass) and eat it like a burrito.
Yep, used to do this with Tony's pizzas back in the day. Made a larger burrito.


This would be even more delicious / junk foodier if a handful of Jalapeno Cheetos were dropped on before rolling up.

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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2012, 02:14:18 PM »
get a recipe for onion rings.  instead of onions use funyuns.


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Re: Junk Food Thread
« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2012, 02:25:26 PM »


Loves Chocolate Chip Cookies.