Author Topic: felix rex moves to Cairo (Read 320629 times)

ednksu · « **Reply #2900 on:** November 20, 2015, 04:34:18 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on September 24, 2015, 10:39:03 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on September 24, 2015, 01:17:30 PM
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Quote from: Bloodfart on September 24, 2015, 11:27:26 AM
Congrats felix, my 4th is due any day now.

Haven't you guys figured out what causes that?

I could have sworn I saw some post by Bloodfart just a few months ago about just having a kid.

Ha ha that was the announcement of a bun in the oven. I posted it in the kids thread. Same kid it's just really close to crossing that arbitrary line.

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 21, 2015, 09:27:50 AM
Bf#4 is in the oven. This might be the last one but who knows.

I think we need to go over what "arbitrary" means again.

ednksu · « **Reply #2901 on:** November 20, 2015, 04:35:18 PM »

there has to be more #thisisegypt out there

Also how are people feeling about their Rusky arms dealers?

ednksu · « **Reply #2902 on:** February 09, 2016, 10:45:32 AM »

A+ trolling
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/disbelief-as-egyptian-president-rolls-out-four-kilometre-red-carpet-for-austerity-press-conference
Disbelief as Egyptian President rolls out four kilometre red carpet for austerity press conference

Trim · « **Reply #2903 on:** February 24, 2016, 08:47:32 PM »

http://www.seahawks.com/news/2016/02/24/marshawn-lynch-heads-egypt-american-football-without-barriers-camp

puniraptor · « **Reply #2904 on:** February 25, 2016, 03:04:18 AM »

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/24/world/middleeast/egypt-toddler-life-sentence.html?_r=0

Trim · « **Reply #2905 on:** March 23, 2016, 11:29:04 AM »

https://twitter.com/Seahawks/status/712019732602478593

felix rex · « **Reply #2906 on:** May 14, 2016, 04:32:20 AM »

I'm moving to Jordan in a few weeks. How should we conclude this thread? An AMA?

felix rex · « **Reply #2907 on:** May 14, 2016, 05:56:25 AM »

For context, Egypt is Egypty as ever. I'm just more jaded and it takes more to get me even notice all the hilariously weird crap they do everyday:

https://twitter.com/the_felixrex/status/731432646111313921

wetwillie · « **Reply #2908 on:** May 14, 2016, 07:08:23 AM »

Quote from: felix rex on May 14, 2016, 04:32:20 AM

I'm moving to Jordan in a few weeks. How should we conclude this thread? An AMA?

Hell yes we need an AMA outro this thread.

ednksu · « **Reply #2909 on:** May 14, 2016, 10:46:08 AM »

I wish more people knew and cared for this gem of a thread on goEMAW.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2910 on:** May 14, 2016, 02:45:33 PM »

Quote from: ednksu on May 14, 2016, 10:46:08 AM

I wish more people knew and cared for this gem of a thread on goEMAW.

Well it's 117 pages

michigancat · « **Reply #2911 on:** May 14, 2016, 03:36:19 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on May 14, 2016, 05:56:25 AM

For context, Egypt is Egypty as ever. I'm just more jaded and it takes more to get me even notice all the hilariously weird crap they do everyday:

https://twitter.com/the_felixrex/status/731432646111313921

Amazing

Jordan will probably seem so boring

michigancat · « **Reply #2912 on:** May 14, 2016, 03:38:54 PM »

My first question:

Is the sitcom pilot written? I envision it being one season and on the first episode your character is freaked out by something like a goat in the street and by the end of your run you are the guy crossing the street as random crap like a car being carried on a car without you noticing.

michigancat · « **Reply #2913 on:** May 14, 2016, 03:39:19 PM »

Also I hope it has lots of Mormon jokes.

felix rex · « **Reply #2914 on:** May 15, 2016, 12:48:12 PM »

The current ambassador is adorably Mormon.

ben ji · « **Reply #2915 on:** May 15, 2016, 09:31:31 PM »

Just a great thread all around, lets all relive some of our favorite moments.

In no particular order

1. The whole goat(Maybe cow or lamb?) getting its throat slit in the parking garage for that one holiday.

2. Live updates during the revolution

3. Learning that the state department loves mormons because they dont drink/speak multiple languages/have international experience from their mission trips.

4. Every single picture of Egypt's F'd up transportation methods.

puniraptor · « **Reply #2916 on:** May 16, 2016, 08:47:48 AM »

Do you think you will be able to overthrow the government of Jordan even faster than Egypt? You've set a pretty high bar for yourself.

Cire · « **Reply #2917 on:** May 16, 2016, 08:48:25 AM »

That's great about Mormons

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felix rex · « **Reply #2918 on:** May 16, 2016, 12:12:09 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on May 16, 2016, 08:47:48 AM

Do you think you will be able to overthrow the government of Jordan even faster than Egypt? You've set a pretty high bar for yourself.

Four presidents in four years will be tough to top, but let's be honest. Jordan is pretty rough ridin' due.

Trim · « **Reply #2919 on:** May 16, 2016, 12:14:08 PM »

Put a crying jordan face over the pak head face in your avatar.

felix rex · « **Reply #2920 on:** May 16, 2016, 01:17:41 PM »

Quote from: Trim on August 14, 2013, 12:42:39 PM

Felix, it might've gotten missed with the explosion of the Anne Patterson dilemma, but how'd people push a vehicle that had people in it who presumably could've driven away from or over people off a bridge?

As long as we're reliving "best of," let's revisit this question. My answer back then would be "passenger prolly ran away/were rape circled/were Copts and beheaded and no one cared.

But last week eight cops in Cairo got killed godfather toll booth style and there's video and their vehicle made zero evasive maneuvers. Lesson? Train your personnel on what to do if the driver is suddenly shot.

felix rex · « **Reply #2921 on:** May 18, 2016, 11:26:45 PM »

And now a plane is missing. Rough year for the ol' Egyptian tourism industry.

Tobias · « **Reply #2922 on:** May 19, 2016, 08:15:49 AM »

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #2923 on:** May 19, 2016, 08:35:13 AM »

I think the sitcom finish would be better if, while crossing the street, fr was himself leading a goat.

felix rex · « **Reply #2924 on:** May 19, 2016, 10:09:38 AM »

I don't know anything that's not already out there, but I'm with those that think this was almost certainly a terrorist attack. Whether it was a Paris cell or an Egyptian one that somehow smuggled a device onboard in Cairo, EgyptAir was targeted either for its vulnerability or marketability.