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Re: Kids
« Reply #850 on: October 14, 2014, 05:00:48 PM »
If I ever see that guy in person I can promise you I will punch him square in his nose and expose him for the fraud that he is. 
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« Reply #851 on: October 14, 2014, 05:02:30 PM »
I imagine there will come a point where I take his little sticks and hit him with them.  For what he's done to the pumpkin farm industry and by extension America's children. 
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Re: Kids
« Reply #852 on: October 14, 2014, 05:03:55 PM »
Louisburg Cider mill corn maze and pumpkin patch.  $10 a head and an extra $2 just top bounce on the huge bounce thing.  also, kids don't do corn mazes because the smart ones will just walk through the corn because it's not a wall.
IMO it goes Johnson Farms > Faulkner's > Louisburg for KC area pumpkin patches. 

Johnson has the most stuff to doo including a robot dinosaur that eats pumpkins and you can get delicious cider and donuts at Dunn's Cider Mill right down the road.

Faulkner's is the best for little kids and is right off of 470, the activities are a bit of a rip off, basically $4 for a 2 minute pony ride or two rides on the zipline

Louisburg seems like it hasn't changed much since I went as a kid and the previously mentioned Dunn's has better cider and donuts

Did I mention before that I won't drive to garbage Missouri to see muddy pumpkins in a field?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #853 on: October 14, 2014, 05:04:23 PM »
All it takes for midgets to crap up the pumpkin biz is for good men to do nothing.  Not me, fellas, not me.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #854 on: October 14, 2014, 05:04:45 PM »
worth the price of admission if you go to one that has a really good pumpkin cannon

you looking for a good pumpkin farm/launcher then you want to hit up Roloff Farms, that's out in oregon.  it's run by a crew of midgets that have their own television show. 
the older one goes by matt, tell him 'clams sent you.
It's little people you mongoloid. :facepalm:

hey sparky, i'm talking about the midgets, not the kids

The patch we visited with little Bf trio has a cannon but they just launch them way out in an open field.  IFYAM they should have targets to just blow the ever loving crap out of.  Would be way more badass IMO.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #855 on: October 14, 2014, 05:07:43 PM »
If you go to the Roloffs' you'll probably get killed by poorly operated pumpkin guns.  I mean the guy is a drunk. 
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Re: Kids
« Reply #856 on: October 14, 2014, 05:21:14 PM »
If you go to the Roloffs' you'll probably get killed by poorly operated pumpkin guns.  I mean the guy is a drunk.

You are being pretty harsh but you can definitely not in it for the love of pumpkins.  They got in for the wrong reasons.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #857 on: October 14, 2014, 05:23:56 PM »
The wife is a good person.  Matt just ruins everything.  I feel bad for the kids.  It's impossible that he's not a terrible father.  You can't learn the pumpkin biz from a guy doesn't know pumpkins.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #858 on: October 14, 2014, 05:33:05 PM »
Potato gun launcher with targets is a big draw at the dueling pumpkin patches where I live.


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Re: Kids
« Reply #859 on: October 14, 2014, 06:37:56 PM »
If you go to the Roloffs' you'll probably get killed by poorly operated pumpkin guns.  I mean the guy is a drunk. 

if you go to the roloff's farm (badass), you need to bring it.  rated R, not for pussies.[url]


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Re: Kids
« Reply #860 on: October 14, 2014, 06:40:43 PM »
maybe some of you kat fans aren't cut out for top tier pumpkin farming.  not sure what i was thinking.  maybe some of you would be better served checking out a pillow fight at the local tri-delt house.


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Re: Kids
« Reply #862 on: October 15, 2014, 10:27:44 AM »
maybe some of you kat fans aren't cut out for top tier pumpkin farming.  not sure what i was thinking.  maybe some of you would be better served checking out a pillow fight at the local tri-delt house.

Honestly that sounds entertaining, but for other reasons.  Def not something I would take the kids to... 

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Re: Kids
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Re: Kids
« Reply #864 on: February 20, 2015, 03:52:22 PM »
Man I kicked the rough ridin' crap out of one matt j. roloff itt.  Came off the top rope and never looked back.  Left a trail of midget bits in my wake.  And clams' tears.  #memories
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Re: Kids
« Reply #865 on: February 20, 2015, 07:39:22 PM »
Man I kicked the rough ridin' crap out of one matt j. roloff itt.  Came off the top rope and never looked back.  Left a trail of midget bits in my wake.  And clams' tears.  #memories

How does daris Bread know so much about KC pumpkin patches?
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Re: Kids
« Reply #866 on: February 20, 2015, 07:39:32 PM »
guys, I have one kid now. wow.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #867 on: February 20, 2015, 07:56:52 PM »
same, steve. crazy.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #868 on: February 20, 2015, 09:23:21 PM »
same, steve. crazy.

it's, like, what the crap!?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #869 on: February 20, 2015, 10:38:59 PM »
I've got two!

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Re: Kids
« Reply #870 on: February 20, 2015, 10:47:08 PM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #871 on: February 21, 2015, 09:27:50 AM »
 Bf#4 is in the oven.  This might be the last one but who knows. 

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« Reply #872 on: February 21, 2015, 09:29:11 AM »
Bf#4 is in the oven.  This might be the last one but who knows. 

You are quite virile, congrats. 
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Re: Kids
« Reply #873 on: February 21, 2015, 10:15:11 AM »
Bf#4 is in the oven.  This might be the last one but who knows.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #874 on: February 21, 2015, 10:25:54 AM »
What's a good age to have a first kid?