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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #75 on: August 08, 2019, 10:25:06 AM »
i would binge all 25 hours on sunday

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #76 on: August 08, 2019, 10:47:45 AM »
if bip was on from 5-10 every night, america would watch every minute and i sincerely hope that we're all americans here

we should go to Stagecoach

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #77 on: August 08, 2019, 10:50:31 AM »
i assumed stagecoach was a music festival, like a stampede for bachelor/bachelorettes to do pelt things, am i close?

Nailed it.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #78 on: August 08, 2019, 10:51:41 AM »
I want secret instagram pics of blake's hair surgery to be exposed like buckeyes.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #79 on: August 08, 2019, 10:56:22 AM »
what exactly is hair surgery?  they scalp you and lay down a new piece of hair sod?

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #80 on: August 08, 2019, 11:19:03 AM »
yup


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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #81 on: August 08, 2019, 11:58:23 AM »
is that why it looks like he has a flat top, or is that the design to chose?

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #82 on: August 21, 2019, 05:51:06 PM »
Scrap all the paradise footage and show shitty video from people's instagrams or snapchats or whatever of stagecoach BONE sessions.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #83 on: August 21, 2019, 07:18:47 PM »
Is god real?


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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #84 on: September 04, 2019, 01:18:44 AM »
Blake’s hair scar has gotten enormous. I think he’s dobbie.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #85 on: September 04, 2019, 09:19:59 AM »
he's an idiot for a lot of reasons including for not letting his hair grow enough to cover the scar


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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #86 on: September 04, 2019, 09:47:32 AM »
he has such a punchable face and it has nothing to do with his scar or his desire for stagecoach windmilling

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #87 on: September 04, 2019, 10:03:43 AM »
He should've shaved off entirely the buzzed part of his hair so that the scar line where there's no hair wouldn't stand out so much.  Alternatively, he could've had his guy shave lines in his hair vanilla ice style that connect to the scar and make it appear to be a shaved line.

It looks like his hypothetical brain surgeon took a chainsaw to his skull to pop the lid off and go to work.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #88 on: September 04, 2019, 10:24:53 AM »
The real winner of BIP has already been determined and it is demi and her gf. 

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #89 on: September 10, 2019, 12:03:37 AM »
Tayshia's boobcake wold have to be carried into catering by like 6 people.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #90 on: September 10, 2019, 08:24:07 AM »
JPJ, what a clown.