Master Dating Thread

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

wow emo that was great.

[420seriouscat69]

 

[420seriouscat69]

Actually 3 years is the longest. It was the Girl I lost my virginity to in high school. She was two years younger and we tried to make it work while I was away at K-State. However, my sophomore year she banged a KU linebacker behind my back and I decided to slut up Manhattan after that to get back. There lies the life story of WC08 and his shenanigans.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Actually 3 years is the longest. It was the Girl I lost my virginity to in high school. She was two years younger and we tried to make it work while I was away at K-State. However, my sophomore year she banged a KU linebacker behind my back and I decided to slut up Manhattan after that to get back. There lies the life story of WC08 and his shenanigans.

 

[OK_Cat]

so you slut around because you're afraid of getting hurt again, which is why you bail if it gets too serious.  this stuff writes itself.

[slobber]

wow emo that was great.

Yes.  I read it in a meeting and am really struggling to mush my smile. I am trying to have a serious look on my face as I am typing this. T's and P's for me.
 

[420seriouscat69]

so you slut around because you're afraid of getting hurt again, which is why you bail if it gets too serious.  this stuff writes itself.

Yeah, I'm sure a therapist would have a hay day with me.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

maybe i'm over-stepping bbs friends boundaries, fanning, but maybe you should find a girl who doesn't put out right away.  change it up a little.

       

This is what all "non closers" say.

[slobber]

so you slut around because you're afraid of getting hurt again, which is why you bail if it gets too serious. this stuff writes itself.

No it doesn't!!! Wacky writes it!

[Bqqkie Pimp]

I can't speak for WC08, but I've slated David Lee Roth-like numbers because A) I can, and B) I like variety.

The ONLY thing that compares with great pussy is NEW pussy.

 

[mocat]

Actually 3 years is the longest. It was the Girl I lost my virginity to in high school. She was two years younger and we tried to make it work while I was away at K-State. However, my sophomore year she banged a KU linebacker behind my back and I decided to slut up Manhattan after that to get back. There lies the life story of WC08 and his shenanigans.

I always imagined Fanning wrote this (amazing) song:

[Mrs. Gooch]

so you slut around because you're afraid of getting hurt again, which is why you bail if it gets too serious.  this stuff writes itself.

Yeah, I'm sure a therapist would have a hay day with me.

Maybe that's why you like girls who put out on the first date. You are looking for someone like you who maybe has been hurt before (and is therefore slutting it up to get back) so that maybe they won't hurt you as bad because they understand the hurt.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

this has got to be one of the best days in this thread's history

[420seriouscat69]

Yeah, we're really getting deep you guys. Everything makes sense now. Admitting is the first step.

[OK_Cat]

so you slut around because you're afraid of getting hurt again, which is why you bail if it gets too serious.  this stuff writes itself.

Yeah, I'm sure a therapist would have a hay day with me.

Maybe that's why you like girls who put out on the first date. You are looking for someone like you who maybe has been hurt before (and is therefore slutting it up to get back) so that maybe they won't hurt you as bad because they understand the hurt.

i think deep down he knows that if he bangs a filly on opening night, that the odds are against a stable, healthy, long-term relationship.  he doesn't have to try hard and become vulnerable, gets "pleasure" to fill the void left in his heart, and then he can come to g.E and act like Bookie Pimp and be a badass to convince himself that it doesn't hurt.

[OK_Cat]

I can't speak for WC08, but I've slated David Lee Roth-like numbers because A) I can, and B) I like variety.

The ONLY thing that compares with great pussy is NEW pussy.

 

the difference between you and fanning (besides the creepy factor) is that fanning isn't trying so hard.

[KSUblumpkin]

Hmmmm...now would be a good time for a Clinical Psychologist to step in.

Nah...I'd rather read more Fanning filly adventures.

[OK_Cat]

[420seriouscat69]

Hmmmm...now would be a good time for a Clinical Psychologist to step in.

Nah...I'd rather read more Fanning filly adventures.

 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I think Fanning should get a great dane and name is Scooby.

Walk the dog around a little bit and boom, every girl who lived in the 1990s will drop their panties.

[SabiNation]

Wackycat08, you heard the man...


THE PEOPLE WANT MORE!!   

[Bqqkie Pimp]

I can't speak for WC08, but I've slayed David Lee Roth-like numbers because A) I can, and B) I like variety.

The ONLY thing that compares with great pussy is NEW pussy.

 

the difference between you and fanning (besides the creepy factor) is that fanning isn't trying so hard.

I'd like to say I'm amazed at your level of stupidity but sadly I'm not, because I expect it from you now. 

Who said anything about "trying hard"?  I honestly can't ever remember putting much effort into it, tbh.

 

[Emo EMAW]

Bookie Pimp send me a dick pick, want to know if you're legit.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

hey, bookie pimp, why dont you take your stupid lust and one night stand attitude to another thread about treating women like objects.

this thread is for people who need serious dating advice and want to find the love of their lives, like wackycat and i. ok?

[mocat]

Never once seen Fanning talk about "pussy".
I think I speak for everybody when I say, Bookie Pimp, stay the eff away from this lovely thread.