Master Dating Thread

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Never once seen Fanning talk about "pussy".
I think I speak for everybody when I say, Bookie Pimp, stay the eff away from this lovely thread.

spoken like a true romantic. thanks, mocat.

[star seed 7]

Never once seen Fanning talk about "pussy".
I think I speak for everybody when I say, Bookie Pimp, stay the eff away from this lovely thread.

sounds like bookiepimp treats objects like women, man.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Never once seen Fanning talk about "pussy".
I think I speak for everybody when I say, Bookie Pimp, stay the eff away from this lovely thread.

Are you saying that all of this talk that WC08 has been participating in has been related to dudes?!?1

 

[SabiNation]

 

[slobber]

Never once seen Fanning talk about "pussy".
I think I speak for everybody when I say, Bookie Pimp, stay the eff away from this lovely thread.

Are you saying that all of this talk that WC08 has been participating in has been related to dudes?!?1

 

Are you new here? What part of you thought that would be a good post?

[mocat]

Never once seen Fanning talk about "pussy".
I think I speak for everybody when I say, Bookie Pimp, stay the eff away from this lovely thread.

Are you saying that all of this talk that WC08 has been participating in has been related to dudes?!?1

 

Unable to differentiate between "pussy" and "fillies". Good grief Bookie Pimp, does your depravity KNOW NO BOUNDS???

[star seed 7]

also, fanning falls in love for a min of 8 hours with each filly.

[OK_Cat]

i really thought this thread was heading in a direction where we could help our friend fanning, then this deviant/awful poster ruins all of the momentum we had.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Never once seen Fanning talk about "pussy".
I think I speak for everybody when I say, Bookie Pimp, stay the eff away from this lovely thread.

Are you saying that all of this talk that WC08 has been participating in has been related to dudes?!?1

 

Unable to differentiate between "pussy" and "fillies". Good grief Bookie Pimp, does your depravity KNOW NO BOUNDS???

I completely know the difference... A "filly" is a life support system for a "pussy".  HTH

As for this thread, it's hilarious watching a bunch of dudes that have probably seen fewer titties than their women have seen dicks try to give advice to a modern-day casanova like WC08...  Just figured I'd throw out a little sage wisdom from having seen "behind the curtain" from which he works.

Carry on.

 

[OK_Cat]

gross

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

guys i dont like bookie pimp at all.

[SabiNation]

HEY!!  Wackycat08 is my friend stop saying mean things you bad person

[Bqqkie Pimp]

guys i dont like bookie pimp at all.

Nobody really does... thus rendering your post pretty rhetorical.

 

[SabiNation]

Mods, can we please get a "do-over" for the last 1.5 pages of this thread?  TIA.

Carry on fanning...

[slobber]

Thank you Bookie Pimp. I really didn't fully appreciate Wackycat until you came in here this afternoon. Wackycat just elevated to new levels on dobber's goEMAW poster rating chart.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Thank you Bookie Pimp. I really didn't fully appreciate Wackycat until you came in here this afternoon. Wackycat just elevated to new levels on dobber's goEMAW poster rating chart.

[KSUblumpkin]

Well, on the bright side, the ole' Blumperz has a girlfriend now. 

Fanning...you'll find yours.  If it happens from meeting a one-night stand girl cool.  If it doesn't...no worries buddy. 

There is no bull crap book stating what stage in your life you should get married and the type of girl you are supposed to marry.

Tons of couples have gotten married even though they slept together on the first date.  Just saying.

[Willesgirl]

so you slut around because you're afraid of getting hurt again, which is why you bail if it gets too serious.  this stuff writes itself.

Yeah, I'm sure a therapist would have a hay day with me.

Maybe that's why you like girls who put out on the first date. You are looking for someone like you who maybe has been hurt before (and is therefore slutting it up to get back) so that maybe they won't hurt you as bad because they understand the hurt.

i think deep down he knows that if he bangs a filly on opening night, that the odds are against a stable, healthy, long-term relationship.  he doesn't have to try hard and become vulnerable, gets "pleasure" to fill the void left in his heart, and then he can come to g.E and act like Bookie Pimp and be a badass to convince himself that it doesn't hurt.

What OK Cat said.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Well, on the bright side, the ole' Blumperz has a girlfriend now. 

is it your neighbors grand daughter?

[420seriouscat69]

Well, on the bright side, the ole' Blumperz has a girlfriend now. 

Fanning...you'll find yours.  If it happens from meeting a one-night stand girl cool.  If it doesn't...no worries buddy. 

There is no bull crap book stating what stage in your life you should get married and the type of girl you are supposed to marry.

Tons of couples have gotten married even though they slept together on the first date.  Just saying.

'Grats on the gf, Blump!

[Rage Against the McKee]

"behind the curtain"

Oh, I get it.

[EMAWmeister]

I think Fanning should get a great dane and name is Scooby.

Walk the dog around a little bit and boom, every girl who lived in the 1990s will drop their panties.

Idk, if I saw a 30y/o dude walking a dog that resembles a children's character, while he himself resembles a children's character, I'd probably call 911.

[KSUblumpkin]

Well, on the bright side, the ole' Blumperz has a girlfriend now. 

is it your neighbors grand daughter?

That is the one.  I don't know if it a long-term deal, but I certainly am in favor of it (despite her being a Cyclone fan).  Her grandpa (my fishing/hunting buddy) is a good guy and he set us up (I guess he told her to go outside when I was shoveling his driveway a couple of months back).

All this dick pic talk has me thinking I should style up the ole' Blumperz man bush and launch a sexty her way.  I may put the shlong on top of a bowl of Cap'n Crunch with the caption: "male genitals'n Crunch".  That will definitely win her over.   

Plus she rocks a mean handy/bj combo breaker

[puniraptor]

Well, on the bright side, the ole' Blumperz has a girlfriend now. 

is it your neighbors grand daughter?

That is the one.  I don't know if it a long-term deal, but I certainly am in favor of it (despite her being a Cyclone fan).  Her grandpa (my fishing/hunting buddy) is a good guy and he set us up (I guess he told her to go outside when I was shoveling his driveway a couple of months back).

All this dick pic talk has me thinking I should style up the ole' Blumperz man bush and launch a sexty her way.  I may put the shlong on top of a bowl of Cap'n Crunch with the caption: "crock'n Crunch".  That will definitely win her over.   

Plus she rocks a mean handy/bj combo breaker

this is love

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Blumpz, we're such good friends. I knew exactly who you were dating. I really care, ya know?