Master Dating Thread

[lopakman]

Fan_Man-

Haterz gonna hate, you keep fighting the good fight and pretty soon Ms. Right Now will turn into Mrs. Right.

Blump-

Congrats on the new lady friend! Also love the "crock n Crunch" reference!

Thanks friend. Fwiw, I hung out with her last night and had a splendid time. She got me a bottle of champagne for putting in my two weeks yesterday and for me walking this upcoming Saturday for my MBA. What a generous thought.

I'll probably get blasted for this but when someone puts your needs and wants before theirs and you're willing to do the same, lock that crap up! 

Fanning, she sounds like a good girl.  You'll know when it's right.  I knew when my girlfriend/now wife who graduated from KU bought me a framed poster sized picture of KSU beating Nebraska in 1998 signed by LHC Bill Snyder and Michael Bishop because it was important to me.

[SabiNation]

What a great post by mocat right there.   

[michigancat]

The last couple of pages deal largely with something other than the thread title. Since I am a solutions oriented guy, I suggest the last couple of pages be modded into a new thread titled "Master Boning Thread."  Then this thread can get back to the glory it was prior to getting sidetracked.
In the other thread, Bookie Pimp can talk all he wants to about women being objects of his boning while Wacky can continue in this thread with telling us about the women he falls in like with on a weekly basis.

Both are forms of dating, and really aren't that different. Biggest difference is bookie actually knows what he wants and isn't afraid to admit it.

[420seriouscat69]

Oh jfc, michigancat, are you ever going to stop busting my balls? What do you get out of it? Others sit back and laugh, you angle in with a life lesson and try to one up me with your "intelligence" all the time. Get over yourself, BRO!

[Rage Against the McKee]

Oh jfc, michigancat, are you ever going to stop busting my balls? What do you get out of it? Others sit back and laugh, you angle in with a life lesson and try to one up me with your "intelligence" all the time. Get over yourself, BRO!

I can't speak for what michigancat is getting out of it personally, but the rest of us are getting a heck of a read out of it.

[michigancat]

Oh jfc, michigancat, are you ever going to stop busting my balls? What do you get out of it? Others sit back and laugh, you angle in with a life lesson and try to one up me with your "intelligence" all the time. Get over yourself, BRO!

Calm down, there's nothing wrong with not knowing what you want. I don't know exactly what I want in life, either.

It's OK, bud.

[420seriouscat69]

Oh jfc, michigancat, are you ever going to stop busting my balls? What do you get out of it? Others sit back and laugh, you angle in with a life lesson and try to one up me with your "intelligence" all the time. Get over yourself, BRO!

Calm down, there's nothing wrong with not knowing what you want. I don't know exactly what I want in life, either.

It's OK, bud.

Sorry, the mini jabs add up (even if unintentional). I'm pretty happy with where I'm at, at the moment, so I guess i'm not complaining.

[mocat]

Oh jfc, michigancat, are you ever going to stop busting my balls? What do you get out of it? Others sit back and laugh, you angle in with a life lesson and try to one up me with your "intelligence" all the time. Get over yourself, BRO!

Calm down, there's nothing wrong with not knowing what you want. I don't know exactly what I want in life, either.

It's OK, bud.

Sorry, the mini jabs add up (even if unintentional). I'm pretty happy with where I'm at, at the moment, so I guess i'm not complaining.

In this edition of If posters were animals:
michigancat: the classic smug porcupine
fanning: the classic take whatever falls in his lap sea otter

[Dr Rick Daris]

so a smug porcupine, a sea otter, and a

[KSUblumpkin]

Fan_Man-

Haterz gonna hate, you keep fighting the good fight and pretty soon Ms. Right Now will turn into Mrs. Right.

Blump-

Congrats on the new lady friend! Also love the "crock n Crunch" reference!

Thanks dudes.  I didn't have any Cap'n Crunch.  I may go to the store tonight and pick up a box of Cap'n Crunch Berries for a special "Crock'n Crunch Blump Berries" edition cereal box.  I hear it's the breakfest of champions.   

Sidenote...the phat dump text definitely swayed this filly's heart so I will definitely have to step up my game with the next sext.  My fear is that a Glory Holed Cap'n Crunch Berries box may not do the trick.  I may have to rethink #OperationDickPic

Fanning - congrats again on the MBA and new gig.  I think it's pretty cool that this filly thought of you enough to A) tell you her real age and B) celebrate something important in your life.  Those are some good things in my opinion.  If it leads to something more...cool beans.  If not, you're effing Fanning and will find plenty of other fillies swimming in the vaginal sea.

[puniraptor]

you could try to take an even bigger dump

[420seriouscat69]

Thanks blump!

[KSUblumpkin]

you could try to take an even bigger dump

Damn...that would be a stud move.  I may have to do some research on how to maximize dump size/girth.  The original dump pic was from floater some other dude left ina bowl and I worry I don't have the strenth to muster up the large sequoia size log necessary for romance.  But hey...a dreamer can dream.

[Emo EMAW]

you could try to take an even bigger dump

Damn...that would be a stud move.  I may have to do some research on how to maximize dump size/girth.  The original dump pic was from floater some other dude left ina bowl and I worry I don't have the strenth to muster up the large sequoia size log necessary for romance.  But hey...a dreamer can dream.

Buttplug.

[SwiftCat]

Thanks friend. Fwiw, I hung out with her last night and had a splendid time. She got me a bottle of champagne for putting in my two weeks yesterday and for me walking this upcoming Saturday for my MBA. What a generous thought.

and...

Oh wow mocat.   

[nicname]

Oh jfc, michigancat, are you ever going to stop busting my balls? What do you get out of it? Others sit back and laugh, you angle in with a life lesson and try to one up me with your "intelligence" all the time. Get over yourself, BRO!

Calm down, there's nothing wrong with not knowing what you want. I don't know exactly what I want in life, either.

It's OK, bud.

Sorry, the mini jabs add up (even if unintentional). I'm pretty happy with where I'm at, at the moment, so I guess i'm not complaining.

In this edition of If posters were animals:
michigancat: the classic smug porcupine
fanning: the classic take whatever falls in his lap sea otter

     for that post.  Fanning is a total sea otter.

[420seriouscat69]

Oh jfc, michigancat, are you ever going to stop busting my balls? What do you get out of it? Others sit back and laugh, you angle in with a life lesson and try to one up me with your "intelligence" all the time. Get over yourself, BRO!

Calm down, there's nothing wrong with not knowing what you want. I don't know exactly what I want in life, either.

It's OK, bud.

Sorry, the mini jabs add up (even if unintentional). I'm pretty happy with where I'm at, at the moment, so I guess i'm not complaining.

In this edition of If posters were animals:
michigancat: the classic smug porcupine
fanning: the classic take whatever falls in his lap sea otter

     for that post.  Fanning is a total sea otter.

The sea otter inhabits offshore environments, where it dives to the sea floor to forage. It preys mostly on marine invertebrates such as sea urchins, various molluscs and crustaceans, and some species of fish. Its foraging and eating habits are noteworthy in several respects. First, its use of rocks to dislodge prey and to open shells makes it one of the few mammal species to use tools. In most of its range, it is a keystone species, controlling sea urchin populations which would otherwise inflict extensive damage to kelp forest ecosystems. Its diet includes prey species that are also valued by humans as food, leading to conflicts between sea otters and fisheries.

[Stevesie60]

Wait....fanning, did you have to look up what a sea otter was?

[420seriouscat69]

Wait....fanning, did you have to look up what a sea otter was?

Nooooo... I just wanted to learn more 

[420seriouscat69]

So the other day I had an accident with my jeans and the zipper broke in the heat of passion. I then bitched about how hard it is to find 36 long in jeans. Like express, american eagle/etc. all stop at 34 longs and I need 36. She told me that there's a store next to her work that she has a discount at and that she finds 36 longs there for her bros all the time since they're tall. Today at lunch, she bought a pair of jeans for me, without me asking for her to look. To soon or should I be smitten? Cause I'm pretty smitten right now you guys!

[Willesgirl]

 

Be smitten. Sounds like a keeper. 'grats!

[Cartierfor3]

So the other day I had an accident with my jeans and the zipper broke in the heat of passion. I then bitched about how hard it is to find 36 long in jeans. Like express, american eagle/etc. all stop at 34 longs and I need 36. She told me that there's a store next to her work that she has a discount at and that she finds 36 longs there for her bros all the time since they're tall. Today at lunch, she bought a pair of jeans for me, without me asking for her to look. To soon or should I be smitten? Cause I'm pretty smitten right now you guys!

Fanning,

She sounds great. What a doll! Be smitten bud, be as smitten as a little kitten wearing red and white mittens.

Your pal,
CF3

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

gap has 36, fwiw.

[CNS]

The take away here is that the reason WC is having a hard time finding a full time filly is because he has no torso.

[420seriouscat69]

  Thanks you guys!