Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 769198 times)

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #2350 on:** May 10, 2013, 12:43:32 PM »

Sea otters rape and kill baby seals fwiw.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #2351 on:** May 10, 2013, 12:45:02 PM »

Quote from: jmlynch1 on May 10, 2013, 12:43:32 PM

Sea otters rape and kill baby seals fwiw.

Sounds made up.

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #2352 on:** May 10, 2013, 12:46:35 PM »

Quote from: Wackycat08 on May 10, 2013, 12:45:02 PM

Quote from: jmlynch1 on May 10, 2013, 12:43:32 PM
Sea otters rape and kill baby seals fwiw.
Sounds made up.

sounds like something a rapey sea otter would say

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #2353 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:02:24 PM »

Sounds like someone is well on his way to being a kept man.

8manpick · « **Reply #2354 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:18:29 PM »

Had a couple dates this week with a filly that has a bf. Probably bad news, but...kinda fun?

CNS · « **Reply #2355 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:19:53 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on May 10, 2013, 01:18:29 PM

Had a couple dates this week with a filly that has a bf. Probably bad news, but...kinda fun?

You will eventually be on the other side of this cycle if you treat the situation or the filly like anything other than what it is/what she is.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #2356 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:24:27 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on May 10, 2013, 01:18:29 PM

Had a couple dates this week with a filly that has a bf. Probably bad news, but...kinda fun?

that is awesome, 8manwhore.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #2357 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:25:45 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on May 10, 2013, 01:18:29 PM

Had a couple dates this week with a filly that has a bf. Probably bad news, but...kinda fun?

I used to do that a lot. Then the girl would be "I'm going to break up with my BF for you" and my response was "I couldn't trust you"

8manpick · « **Reply #2358 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:29:21 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on May 10, 2013, 01:19:53 PM

Quote from: 8manpick on May 10, 2013, 01:18:29 PM
Had a couple dates this week with a filly that has a bf. Probably bad news, but...kinda fun?

You will eventually be on the other side of this cycle if you treat the situation or the filly like anything other than what it is/what she is.

Well aware. Too bad, she's a cool girl.

DOOM_Catz · « **Reply #2359 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:29:31 PM »

Met a girl on a pub crawl. For some reason I overlooked this fact when I decided to ask her out on a nice date. Put a ton of thought into it before ultimately deciding to take her on a dinner crawl. Going to my three favorite places in town: one for cocktails, one for dinner, and one for dessert.

See, I think I went wrong and put her up on a pedestal. Today I get a text back from her (some 14 hours after my last communication to her regarding seeing her again) and she says "I'm pretty busy."

Resisted the urge to drive into the limestone retainer wall next to my old elementary school (yes, I was looking at my phone while driving through a school zone... I know how bad that is).

Went through a brief meltdown at work where I was unable to complete a thought because I revisited the date in my head minute by minute.

Then I realized it was half prices papa john's day 'cause of the Royals. That made me a little bit happier. Ordered 'bout 8 honey wings.

Then I realized that she definitely wouldn't want me with my breath smelling like this!

So here I sit, posting about it to a bunch of internet friends... So help me God....

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #2360 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:31:17 PM »

DOOM_CATZ! This is very disappointing, don't text her or contact her at all anymore.. She will text you back sometime in the future

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #2361 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:34:48 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on May 10, 2013, 01:31:17 PM

DOOM_CATZ! This is very disappointing, don't text her or contact her at all anymore.. She will text you back sometime in the future

pretty good advice here.

slobber · « **Reply #2362 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:36:59 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on May 10, 2013, 01:31:17 PM

DOOM_CATZ! This is very disappointing, don't text her or contact her at all anymore.. She will text you back sometime in the future

Excellent advice! Hard to follow when you are instantly smitten, but excellent advice.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #2363 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:38:21 PM »

Quote from: Kelly Stewart Creep on May 10, 2013, 01:34:48 PM

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on May 10, 2013, 01:31:17 PM
DOOM_CATZ! This is very disappointing, don't text her or contact her at all anymore.. She will text you back sometime in the future

pretty good advice here.

Yeah, spot on.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #2364 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:42:24 PM »

You know what's kind of mumped up? That maybe I kinda miss the whole meet a girl and maybe steal a kiss and get a number and call her and leave a voice mail and wait for her to call back and maybe text and what the eff is her problem and why isn't she calling me and maybe I mumped it up and she's probably a bitch anyway and eff her Ima go get hammered with some bros.

8manpick · « **Reply #2365 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:42:47 PM »

A bunch of real friends too D_C!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #2366 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:44:41 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on May 10, 2013, 01:42:24 PM

You know what's kind of mumped up? That maybe I kinda miss the whole meet a girl and maybe steal a kiss and get a number and call her and leave a voice mail and wait for her to call back and maybe text and what the eff is her problem and why isn't she calling me and maybe I mumped it up and she's probably a bitch anyway and eff her Ima go get hammered with some bros.

That is mumped up! It can be fun, but man it's a roller coaster at times.

DOOM_Catz · « **Reply #2367 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:47:56 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on May 10, 2013, 01:42:24 PM

You know what's kind of mumped up? That maybe I kinda miss the whole meet a girl and maybe steal a kiss and get a number and call her and leave a voice mail and wait for her to call back and maybe text and what the eff is her problem and why isn't she calling me and maybe I mumped it up and she's probably a bitch anyway and eff her Ima go get hammered with some bros.

Definitely in this part of the spectrum. Too bad it's only 2pm and I have to wait for another few hours. I will say though, there are few things better than a good meltdown.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #2368 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:50:22 PM »

Quote from: DOOM_Catz on May 10, 2013, 01:47:56 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on May 10, 2013, 01:42:24 PM
You know what's kind of mumped up? That maybe I kinda miss the whole meet a girl and maybe steal a kiss and get a number and call her and leave a voice mail and wait for her to call back and maybe text and what the eff is her problem and why isn't she calling me and maybe I mumped it up and she's probably a bitch anyway and eff her Ima go get hammered with some bros.

Definitely in this part of the spectrum. Too bad it's only 2pm and I have to wait for another few hours. I will say though, there are few things better than a good meltdown.

Oh man, I had a really good one in December. That was one for the ages.

8manpick · « **Reply #2369 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:51:23 PM »

Quote from: DOOM_Catz on May 10, 2013, 01:47:56 PM

there are few things better than a good meltdown.

The Word.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #2370 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:51:43 PM »

God texting is the worse thing to ever happen to relationships.. texting and facebook

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #2371 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:53:42 PM »

Guise remember when texting was new and you'd see a girl out in Aggieville and you'd text her from across the bar and you'd see her look at her phone and roll her eyes and shove the phone back in her pocket? Well that rough ridin' hurt my heart brosephs.

CNS · « **Reply #2372 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:53:57 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on May 10, 2013, 01:51:43 PM

God texting is the worse thing to ever happen to relationships.. texting and facebook

Its one of the best things to ppl in a solid secure relationship.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #2373 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:55:17 PM »

its all about the chase.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #2374 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:59:49 PM »

See, I see it the opposite way. I think texting has helped save a lot of pussies (guys) out there. The ones who are too scared to pick up the phone after getting the number. They exist, trust me. Some ppl lose that confidence once that liquid encouragement is out of their system.