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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2225 on: May 01, 2013, 09:51:13 AM »
There should really be a dick pic master thread, i dont think the pure souls of the master dating thread need to hear stuff like this. cover your ears, wackycat!!
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2226 on: May 01, 2013, 10:20:47 AM »
KSC, just come visit me when hooch (who is coming up to "do it" with some chick in chicago) comes up next month.  We can all party!


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2227 on: May 01, 2013, 10:24:48 AM »
KSC, just come visit me when hooch (who is coming up to "do it" with some chick in chicago) comes up next month.  We can all party!

Would we be partying in Chicago or in *insert Dlew's town*? Also, I have one very strict rule with partying: Never trust a hooch.

But maybe :cheers:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2228 on: May 01, 2013, 10:26:21 AM »
Before you text the dick pic, you should send her a text that says "Hey, everybody, this is Brett Favre. I just got a new phone and I'm texting this so you will have my new number."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2229 on: May 01, 2013, 10:26:43 AM »
KSC, just come visit me when hooch (who is coming up to "do it" with some chick in chicago) comes up next month.  We can all party!

Would we be partying in Chicago or in *insert Dlew's town*? Also, I have one very strict rule with partying: Never trust a hooch.

But maybe :cheers:
Both!  Going to chicago on Thursday and coming back (on a choo-choo) to Champaign on Friday. 

I'd gladly be 5th wheel.  I've learned recently I'm an excellent wing-man.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2230 on: May 01, 2013, 10:27:35 AM »
KSC, just come visit me when hooch (who is coming up to "do it" with some chick in chicago) comes up next month.  We can all party!

Would we be partying in Chicago or in *Champaign-Urbana, sounds like maybe Savoy too*? Also, I have one very strict rule with partying: Never trust a hooch.

But maybe :cheers:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2231 on: May 01, 2013, 10:29:05 AM »
KSC, just come visit me when hooch (who is coming up to "do it" with some chick in chicago) comes up next month.  We can all party!

Would we be partying in Chicago or in *insert Dlew's town*? Also, I have one very strict rule with partying: Never trust a hooch.

But maybe :cheers:
Both!  Going to chicago on Thursday and coming back (on a choo-choo) to Champaign on Friday. 

I'd gladly be 5th wheel.  I've learned recently I'm an excellent wing-man.

Wait is this over memorial day weekend? She's coming to KC then (maybe for a little KSC amirite?!) so that would be kind of counterproductive.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2232 on: May 01, 2013, 10:30:12 AM »
KSC, just come visit me when hooch (who is coming up to "do it" with some chick in chicago) comes up next month.  We can all party!

Would we be partying in Chicago or in *insert Dlew's town*? Also, I have one very strict rule with partying: Never trust a hooch.

But maybe :cheers:
Both!  Going to chicago on Thursday and coming back (on a choo-choo) to Champaign on Friday. 

I'd gladly be 5th wheel.  I've learned recently I'm an excellent wing-man.

Wait is this over memorial day weekend? She's coming to KC then (maybe for a little KSC amirite?!) so that would be kind of counterproductive.
That would be just like the movies. You end up in Chicago and she ends up in KC.  :love:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2233 on: May 01, 2013, 10:32:27 AM »
KSC, just come visit me when hooch (who is coming up to "do it" with some chick in chicago) comes up next month.  We can all party!

Would we be partying in Chicago or in *Champaign-Urbana, sounds like maybe Savoy too*? Also, I have one very strict rule with partying: Never trust a hooch.

But maybe :cheers:
Savory Savoy for a few more weeks.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2234 on: May 01, 2013, 10:58:15 AM »
just move to chicago, ksc. didn't someone do that? plus chicago is a great place.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2235 on: May 01, 2013, 11:00:09 AM »
just move to chicago, ksc. didn't someone do that? plus chicago is a great place.
what a tremendous suggestion by MichiganCat.  holy cow we could be such great buds in a few years, KSC.  and you could be with the girl of your dreams.  plus you'd get to live in a great city.  Win-win-win.  that's a "hat trick."


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2236 on: May 01, 2013, 11:01:51 AM »
just move to chicago, ksc. didn't someone do that? plus chicago is a great place.
what a tremendous suggestion by MichiganCat.  holy cow we could be such great buds in a few years, KSC.  and you could be with the girl of your dreams.  plus you'd get to live in a great city.  Win-win-win.  that's a "hat trick."

great idea. ill get on monster.com right now. nice hockey reference, btw. you're really catching on!
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2237 on: May 01, 2013, 11:03:44 AM »
just move to chicago, ksc. didn't someone do that? plus chicago is a great place.
what a tremendous suggestion by MichiganCat.  holy cow we could be such great buds in a few years, KSC.  and you could be with the girl of your dreams.  plus you'd get to live in a great city.  Win-win-win.  that's a "hat trick."

great idea. ill get on monster.com right now. nice hockey reference, btw. you're really catching on!
:excited:

Best friends, reunited in the windy city! 

hey KSC:

"daaaa bears."  :lol:


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2238 on: May 01, 2013, 11:42:02 AM »
maybe i'm over-stepping bbs friends boundaries, fanning, but maybe you should find a girl who doesn't put out right away.  change it up a little.

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« Reply #2239 on: May 01, 2013, 11:43:56 AM »
maybe i'm over-stepping bbs friends boundaries, fanning, but maybe you should find a girl who doesn't put out right away.  change it up a little.

wow someone hates the master dating thread
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2240 on: May 01, 2013, 11:45:41 AM »
maybe i'm over-stepping bbs friends boundaries, fanning, but maybe you should find a girl who doesn't put out right away.  change it up a little.

Maybe that girl should change her standards to someone who doesn't put out on the first "encounter".

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2241 on: May 01, 2013, 11:52:29 AM »
maybe i'm over-stepping bbs friends boundaries, fanning, but maybe you should find a girl who doesn't put out right away.  change it up a little.

Maybe that girl should change her standards to someone who doesn't put out on the first "encounter".

yes.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2242 on: May 01, 2013, 11:53:45 AM »
I mean, I agree to an extent. But at this stage in the game, some ppl fall in like with a one night stand. Both ppl might have had different notions in the beginning and actually feel something afterwards. I am who I am, however.

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« Reply #2243 on: May 01, 2013, 12:06:46 PM »
I mean, I agree to an extent. But at this stage in the game, some ppl fall in like with a one night stand. Both ppl might have had different notions in the beginning and actually feel something afterwards. I am who I am, however.

this typo, coupled with what we already know about wackycat's love (like?) life, is the most adorable thing ive ever read  :love:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #2244 on: May 01, 2013, 12:09:54 PM »
I mean, I agree to an extent. But at this stage in the game, some ppl fall in like with a one night stand. Both ppl might have had different notions in the beginning and actually feel something afterwards. I am who I am, however.

this typo, coupled with what we already know about wackycat's love (like?) life, is the most adorable thing ive ever read  :love:
I'm pretty sure that wasn't a typo.

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« Reply #2245 on: May 01, 2013, 12:16:22 PM »
I mean, I agree to an extent. But at this stage in the game, some ppl fall in like with a one night stand. Both ppl might have had different notions in the beginning and actually feel something afterwards. I am who I am, however.

this typo, coupled with what we already know about wackycat's love (like?) life, is the most adorable thing ive ever read  :love:
I'm pretty sure that wasn't a typo.

how sure are you? cuz im pretty sure wackycat knows what love is.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2246 on: May 01, 2013, 01:47:15 PM »
WC08. What is the longest you've been in a relationship?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2247 on: May 01, 2013, 01:47:49 PM »
WC08. What is the longest you've been in a relationship?

About 6 inches.   :lol:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2248 on: May 01, 2013, 01:48:14 PM »
Oh man

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2249 on: May 01, 2013, 01:48:52 PM »
 :lol: