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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1925 on: March 11, 2013, 11:02:22 AM »
No probs with her being a flood aggie.  They are a beat down folk and used to others dominating. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1926 on: March 11, 2013, 11:02:45 AM »
Hmmm, a flood aggie fan with a trust fund. Does her dad sell Flood Insurance?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1927 on: March 11, 2013, 11:04:22 AM »
I found out this weekend that bookie pimp is the ultimate slayer when it comes to filly slaying.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1928 on: March 11, 2013, 11:09:04 AM »
Hmmm, a flood aggie fan with a trust fund. Does her dad sell Flood Insurance?

 :lol: No but her father was crucial in the development of the deicing chemical agent used for airplanes and was also instrumental in assisting the inventor that developed the adhesive used on Post-it notes for 3M corporation.  I would have assumed he invented some patented mold remover product, but that was a no.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1929 on: March 11, 2013, 03:06:02 PM »
Real funny guys. Who created a profile for me on "Plenty of fish".com? I'm getting crazy texts.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1930 on: March 11, 2013, 03:44:17 PM »
Real funny guys. Who created a profile for me on "Plenty of fish".com? I'm getting crazy texts.

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« Reply #1931 on: March 11, 2013, 03:46:50 PM »
Real funny guys. Who created a profile for me on "Plenty of fish".com? I'm getting crazy texts.

Willesgirl

Does Dr. Jekning know what's going on when Mr. Hydllesgirl takes over his body? Stay tuned.

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« Reply #1932 on: March 11, 2013, 03:47:34 PM »
Real funny guys. Who created a profile for me on "Plenty of fish".com? I'm getting crazy texts.

Willesgirl

Does Dr. Jekning know what's going on when Mr. Hydllesgirl takes over his body? Stay tuned.

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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #1933 on: March 11, 2013, 03:56:14 PM »
Real funny guys. Who created a profile for me on "Plenty of fish".com? I'm getting crazy texts.
That is awesome, post up a "best of"

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1934 on: March 11, 2013, 04:15:38 PM »
How has no one linked the profile yet?

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« Reply #1935 on: March 11, 2013, 04:26:48 PM »
How has no one linked the profile yet?
I can't find it and these catfish girls won't link it for me. They just tell me "I'm like totally hott, like for sure".

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1936 on: March 11, 2013, 04:32:09 PM »
How has no one linked the profile yet?
I can't find it and these catfish girls won't link it for me. They just tell me "I'm like totally hott, like for sure".

Hahahahaha!  Classic.
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« Reply #1937 on: March 11, 2013, 04:42:55 PM »
How has no one linked the profile yet?
I can't find it and these catfish girls won't link it for me. They just tell me "I'm like totally hott, like for sure".
Pick the best one and have the board help you string them along.

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« Reply #1938 on: March 11, 2013, 04:59:52 PM »
How has no one linked the profile yet?
I can't find it and these catfish girls won't link it for me. They just tell me "I'm like totally hott, like for sure".

The prepaid phones I bought will really pay off when Fanning brags about an entire week where he has dates and they ALL manage to stand him up  :fatty:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1939 on: March 11, 2013, 06:45:41 PM »
Hmmm, a flood aggie fan with a trust fund. Does her dad sell Flood Insurance?

 :lol: No but her father was crucial in the development of the deicing chemical agent used for airplanes and was also instrumental in assisting the inventor that developed the adhesive used on Post-it notes for 3M corporation.  I would have assumed he invented some patented mold remover product, but that was a no.
Bullshit. That was Romy and Michelle.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1940 on: March 11, 2013, 09:27:45 PM »
Hmmm, a flood aggie fan with a trust fund. Does her dad sell Flood Insurance?

 :lol: No but her father was crucial in the development of the deicing chemical agent used for airplanes and was also instrumental in assisting the inventor that developed the adhesive used on Post-it notes for 3M corporation.  I would have assumed he invented some patented mold remover product, but that was a no.
Bullshit. That was Romy and Michelle.

i knew i had heard that story before.
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1941 on: March 11, 2013, 11:57:56 PM »
Hmmm, a flood aggie fan with a trust fund. Does her dad sell Flood Insurance?

 :lol: No but her father was crucial in the development of the deicing chemical agent used for airplanes and was also instrumental in assisting the inventor that developed the adhesive used on Post-it notes for 3M corporation.  I would have assumed he invented some patented mold remover product, but that was a no.
Bullshit. That was Romy and Michelle.

What is Romy and Michelle?  Her father did not invent the adhesive but assisted the inventor that worked at 3M corporation.  He later developed the deicer currently used eliminate ice on airplanes after they land (which was funded by the department of transportation/energy. 
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« Reply #1942 on: March 12, 2013, 09:05:06 AM »
Hmmm, a flood aggie fan with a trust fund. Does her dad sell Flood Insurance?

 :lol: No but her father was crucial in the development of the deicing chemical agent used for airplanes and was also instrumental in assisting the inventor that developed the adhesive used on Post-it notes for 3M corporation.  I would have assumed he invented some patented mold remover product, but that was a no.
Bullshit. That was Romy and Michelle.

This had me worried so I did some research on it this morning (I looked up what Romy and Michelle was).  Her father was born and raised in Kentucky and began working for 3M corporation in the 70s (not sure yet the exact years, don't really care).  As a young scientist, he assisted the inventor and 3M with the application of the adhesive while in grad school.  He did not invent it, he merely assisted.  3M loved his involvement and moved him to a better paying job in Iowa (which has a 3M location in Ames).  There, he worked on adhesives for tape and the deicer used on airplanes.  He became a higher up at 3M in Ames.  I know her father is older and her mother is younger from what she has said.  It is a new "relationship" (for lack of a better term) and I will give her the benefit of the doubt on this one, but the timing of it seems plausible.   
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1943 on: March 13, 2013, 12:07:02 PM »
Broke the drought last night. :dance: Batting a .1000 at Harpo's in the last year.  :gocho: Also, I found out this morning that she's 34 & works at the place I'm interviewing at on Wednesday.  :surprised: :lol:

I just got a good long look at this filly...  :facepalm:

Fanning...  Get your eyes checked.... and an AIDS test.   :sdeek:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1944 on: March 13, 2013, 12:50:45 PM »
Also, I've never said I land dimes all the time. My motto has always been quantity, not quality.  :gocho: It will remain that way until I find a dime I want to marry.  ;)

A better motto would be Quantity OF Quality young apprentice... Expect Excellence...  And always remember the Tao of Steve... Be Desireless, Be Excellent In Her Presence, and Be Gone.    This is the way...
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« Reply #1945 on: March 13, 2013, 12:52:51 PM »
A better motto would be Quantity OF Quality young apprentice... Expect Excellence...  And always remember the Tao of Steve... Be Desireless, Be Excellent In Her Presence, and Be Gone.    This is the way...

I really enjoyed this post.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1946 on: March 13, 2013, 01:29:38 PM »
Oh, wow! Nicely done.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1947 on: March 13, 2013, 03:53:18 PM »
Hmmm, a flood aggie fan with a trust fund. Does her dad sell Flood Insurance?

 :lol: No but her father was crucial in the development of the deicing chemical agent used for airplanes and was also instrumental in assisting the inventor that developed the adhesive used on Post-it notes for 3M corporation.  I would have assumed he invented some patented mold remover product, but that was a no.
Bullshit. That was Romy and Michelle.

This had me worried so I did some research on it this morning (I looked up what Romy and Michelle was).  Her father was born and raised in Kentucky and began working for 3M corporation in the 70s (not sure yet the exact years, don't really care).  As a young scientist, he assisted the inventor and 3M with the application of the adhesive while in grad school.  He did not invent it, he merely assisted.  3M loved his involvement and moved him to a better paying job in Iowa (which has a 3M location in Ames).  There, he worked on adhesives for tape and the deicer used on airplanes.  He became a higher up at 3M in Ames.  I know her father is older and her mother is younger from what she has said.  It is a new "relationship" (for lack of a better term) and I will give her the benefit of the doubt on this one, but the timing of it seems plausible.

She is a liar bruh.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1948 on: March 14, 2013, 02:10:01 PM »
Looks like Fanning found Craigslist

Someone is offering Free Big12 tourney tickets to whoever sends them the best boobie pic.

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« Reply #1949 on: March 14, 2013, 03:09:27 PM »
Looks like Fanning found Craigslist

Someone is offering Free Big12 tourney tickets to whoever sends them the best boobie pic.
Yeah. That's awesome. I thought about sending some old pics that I had from past fillies.
I swear that I am not that old, but too old to have been receiving titty texts. My questions follow: Do a high percentage of girls actually send these to you? Is it largely limited to girls you have banged? Are the girls stupid? Don't they realize that you are showing these photos to your buds?

Thanks for a response!