Master Dating Thread

[KSUblumpkin]

Red heads are freaks in the sheets. Can confirm.

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My only regret getting married...never had a hot freaky red head. 

Interesting that you bring this up.  I was doing some family counseling about a week ago.  I was talking to the father figure in an individual setting and he discussed the marriage was okay but he had regrets.  I asked the father what regrets in particular and he said he regretted not "doing the younger sister of his wife that had tits till Tuesday" before he got in a relationship with his wife.  I gave my typical answer regarding lust in marriages, then he said: "I had the opportunity once, I couldn't get it up.  She was a redhead and I knew she would have swollowed."  It took everything in me not to start laughing right then and there.

[Emo EMAW]

There are things I would never admit to anyone, certainly not a mental health professional.  Can't believe people tell you this crap.

[KSUblumpkin]

There are things I would never admit to anyone, certainly not a mental health professional.  Can't believe people tell you this crap.

I'm good at what I do and families will share anything possible when their child is addicted to drugs.  Now, is it true, I don't know?  I think it is significant that he brought it up to me whether true or not.  Sidenote: my group and I have made good progress with this client as they have been substance free for 6 months (something pretty amazing for a 16 year old).

Emo EMAW, your comment reminded me of this hilarious moment during an otherwise troublesome situation that is all.  You'd be surprised what people will tell you...I will say that.

[CNS]

Blump, I bet you love your gig.  Sounds absolutely fantastic.

[420seriouscat69]

Blump, I bet you love your gig.  Sounds absolutely fantastic.

I was a little worried when blumpkin found this thread, but he has been an absolute treasure.

[The1BigWillie]

Today marked the 1 month mark for my "Timeout".  I have not shaved or approached/accepted the advances of any fillies.  I have 3 waiting for me to end my timeout and 2 girl "friends" telling me they will start looking for fillies for me to meet as soon as I say the word. I am seriously kicking myself for not doing this before.  I can't imagine how much more potential I'll have lined up with another month of mushing bitches and not shaving.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Red heads are freaks in the sheets. Can confirm.

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My only regret getting married...never had a hot freaky red head. 

Interesting that you bring this up.  I was doing some family counseling about a week ago.  I was talking to the father figure in an individual setting and he discussed the marriage was okay but he had regrets.  I asked the father what regrets in particular and he said he regretted not "doing the younger sister of his wife that had tits till Tuesday" before he got in a relationship with his wife.  I gave my typical answer regarding lust in marriages, then he said: "I had the opportunity once, I couldn't get it up.  She was a redhead and I knew she would have swollowed."  It took everything in me not to start laughing right then and there.

After he said he couldn't get it up, did you ask him how that made him feel, or is that pretty much just a standard question the therapist always asks in the movies?

[KSUblumpkin]

Blump, I bet you love your gig.  Sounds absolutely fantastic.

I was a little worried when blumpkin found this thread, but he has been an absolute treasure.

LOL.  Thanks Fanning and CNS!  Dating sucks and you just have to slay a filly from time to time in order to appreciate the thoroughbreds.  I'm like a lot of you...just a muff diver swimming in a sea of flesh clams.

[CNS]

I hope all this momentum doesn't fall to the wayside when the first filly you start back up with grabs a couple turnovers from you for some quick transition buckets and you lose your crowd.

[The1BigWillie]

Oh and 1 of my ladies in waiting is a red-head. 

 

[KSUblumpkin]

Red heads are freaks in the sheets. Can confirm.

'

My only regret getting married...never had a hot freaky red head. 

Interesting that you bring this up.  I was doing some family counseling about a week ago.  I was talking to the father figure in an individual setting and he discussed the marriage was okay but he had regrets.  I asked the father what regrets in particular and he said he regretted not "doing the younger sister of his wife that had tits till Tuesday" before he got in a relationship with his wife.  I gave my typical answer regarding lust in marriages, then he said: "I had the opportunity once, I couldn't get it up.  She was a redhead and I knew she would have swollowed."  It took everything in me not to start laughing right then and there.

After he said he couldn't get it up, did you ask him how that made him feel, or is that pretty much just a standard question the therapist always asks in the movies?

Hahahaha!  No.  I asked him to focus on regrets about his current marriage and things that can be done to promote their child's level of perceived social support!  Maybe next time though!

[420seriouscat69]

I hope all this momentum doesn't fall to the wayside when the first filly you start back up with grabs a couple turnovers from you for some quick transition buckets and you lose your crowd.

[420seriouscat69]

Oh and 1 of my ladies in waiting is a red-head. 

 

'Grats!

[KSUblumpkin]

Oh and 1 of my ladies in waiting is a red-head. 

 

Sweet Jesus.  Get. Digits. Now.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Today marked the 1 month mark for my "Timeout".  I have not shaved or approached/accepted the advances of any fillies.  I have 3 waiting for me to end my timeout and 2 girl "friends" telling me they will start looking for fillies for me to meet as soon as I say the word. I am seriously kicking myself for not doing this before.  I can't imagine how much more potential I'll have lined up with another month of mushing bitches and not shaving.

Currently trying this just with a LOT more self-loathing

[Emo EMAW]

There are things I would never admit to anyone, certainly not a mental health professional.  Can't believe people tell you this crap.

I'm good at what I do and families will share anything possible when their child is addicted to drugs.  Now, is it true, I don't know?  I think it is significant that he brought it up to me whether true or not.  Sidenote: my group and I have made good progress with this client as they have been substance free for 6 months (something pretty amazing for a 16 year old).

Emo EMAW, your comment reminded me of this hilarious moment during an otherwise troublesome situation that is all.  You'd be surprised what people will tell you...I will say that.

Ya I didn't mean to sound like a douche with that comment.  I do think it's pretty funny.  I guess it's also nice knowing that, relatively speaking, maybe I'm not so messed up as I thought?    I mean maybe it's pretty normal to regret not slaying a filthy red head?

[The1BigWillie]

Today marked the 1 month mark for my "Timeout".  I have not shaved or approached/accepted the advances of any fillies.  I have 3 waiting for me to end my timeout and 2 girl "friends" telling me they will start looking for fillies for me to meet as soon as I say the word. I am seriously kicking myself for not doing this before.  I can't imagine how much more potential I'll have lined up with another month of mushing bitches and not shaving.

Currently trying this just with a LOT more self-loathing

Oh and I left out the part where I'm having a blast with buddies, playing Golden Tee, getting pak'd, watching Cats Bball, booked a weekend in San Diego next month, going to a super opening day party, etc... This has been the best month ever. 

[michigancat]

Today marked the 1 month mark for my "Timeout".  I have not shaved or approached/accepted the advances of any fillies.  I have 3 waiting for me to end my timeout and 2 girl "friends" telling me they will start looking for fillies for me to meet as soon as I say the word. I am seriously kicking myself for not doing this before.  I can't imagine how much more potential I'll have lined up with another month of mushing bitches and not shaving.

Currently trying this just with a LOT more self-loathing

youjizz.com passes time in droughts.

so does having a friend that shoots you a PM when he all but begs you to take him out for a night on the town.

[michigancat]

Today marked the 1 month mark for my "Timeout".  I have not shaved or approached/accepted the advances of any fillies.  I have 3 waiting for me to end my timeout and 2 girl "friends" telling me they will start looking for fillies for me to meet as soon as I say the word. I am seriously kicking myself for not doing this before.  I can't imagine how much more potential I'll have lined up with another month of mushing bitches and not shaving.

Currently trying this just with a LOT more self-loathing

youjizz.com passes time in droughts.

so does having a friend that shoots you a PM when he all but begs you to take him out for a night on the town.

I didn't even know KKK was in KC now.

oh, so you've sent him a PM already? cool.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Today marked the 1 month mark for my "Timeout".  I have not shaved or approached/accepted the advances of any fillies.  I have 3 waiting for me to end my timeout and 2 girl "friends" telling me they will start looking for fillies for me to meet as soon as I say the word. I am seriously kicking myself for not doing this before.  I can't imagine how much more potential I'll have lined up with another month of mushing bitches and not shaving.

Currently trying this just with a LOT more self-loathing

youjizz.com passes time in droughts.

so does having a friend that shoots you a PM when he all but begs you to take him out for a night on the town.

I didn't even know KKK was in KC now.

oh, so you've sent him a PM already? cool.

 

[KSUblumpkin]

There are things I would never admit to anyone, certainly not a mental health professional.  Can't believe people tell you this crap.

I'm good at what I do and families will share anything possible when their child is addicted to drugs.  Now, is it true, I don't know?  I think it is significant that he brought it up to me whether true or not.  Sidenote: my group and I have made good progress with this client as they have been substance free for 6 months (something pretty amazing for a 16 year old).

Emo EMAW, your comment reminded me of this hilarious moment during an otherwise troublesome situation that is all.  You'd be surprised what people will tell you...I will say that.

Ya I didn't mean to sound like a douche with that comment.  I do think it's pretty funny.  I guess it's also nice knowing that, relatively speaking, maybe I'm not so messed up as I thought?    I mean maybe it's pretty normal to regret not slaying a filthy red head?

All good!  Hell yeah it is normal!  It happens all the time with almost every serious relationship.  Hell, I regret not slaying a filly in grad school that undid the top button on my jeans and slipped her number down into my boxers (while grabbing my junk ever so slightly) as I was in a serious relationship at the time.  I'd still be regretting that married or not.  Lots of people would too but would never admit it.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Forget it, you guys. I'm giving up on Fanning like he gave up on his bastard child.

Gonna hit up YLA soon. He is better looking than Fanning anyways.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Forget it, you guys. I'm giving up on Fanning like he gave up on his bastard child.

Gonna hit up YLA soon. He is better looking than Fanning anyways.

why settle for second place when first is available is what i always say.

[ben ji]

Oh and 1 of my ladies in waiting is a red-head. 

 

Nice Brooooooooooooooooooooooo

[DQ12]

YLA doesn't live in KC (i don't think), KCC.  You and fanning are in this together, for better or worse.  Like the Honeymooners.

"One of these days, Fanning! One of these day!  POW!"