Master Dating Thread

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

fanning, take our guy kkk on the town already, you bum

 

[mocat]

fanning, take our guy kkk on the town already, you bum

^ a sentence that does not make sense outside the warm confines of gE.c

[SabiNation]

 

[420seriouscat69]

Wackycat, it seems like you have crap figured out.  Definitely don't change the formula, and by that I mean adding KKK to the mix. 

I mean, why change something that is working?  If you are at the top of the filly game, there is really only one way to go.

It's like you're in my head.

[KSUblumpkin]

Update from the ole' Blumperz.

I have a date tonight with a 22 year old filly.  I'm taking her to some United Kingdom themed bar and then bowling.  I hear she is a trust fund kid that is looking for an educated person to have "a great conversation with."

This young minx doesn't like dudes her own age and is after an older dude with "a sensitive side."

Little does she know...

['taterblast]

ruin her, blump

[Emo EMAW]

ruin her, blump

  

[Emo EMAW]

Any update from hurtsogood?  Because sometimes love don't feel like it should.

[SabiNation]

Wackycat08 - tell us all of the juicy deets about tonight's #sidethightatchick encounter!   

Oh, man. Boys, I don't like to throw out 10's, but she's pretty damn close to it. I've been drooling over her for months. Short, tight/fit, girl with blond highlight streaks over her dark hair. Anyways, tonight, she asked to exchange reps on a machine I was using.  We shared a few jokes together before we went to get a drink of water. She told me she went to school at Miami, Fl. Which makes sense, cause she's a babe. Anyways besides her having a bf, I think were officially together now.

My oh my.  Grats on the breakthrough WC08.  And since you pump iron all of the time I'm sure you could beat the crap out of her so-called "bf."   

[CNS]

Wackycat's gym must be where opposite day started or something if superHotandFitThighTatChick goes around with a skinny dork BF.   

Beware Wackycat.  I don't think Sabi has a solid grasp on this one.

[EuroCat]

Wackycat08 - tell us all of the juicy deets about tonight's #sidethightatchick encounter!   

Oh, man. Boys, I don't like to throw out 10's, but she's pretty damn close to it. I've been drooling over her for months. Short, tight/fit, girl with blond highlight streaks over her dark hair. Anyways, tonight, she asked to exchange reps on a machine I was using.  We shared a few jokes together before we went to get a drink of water. She told me she went to school at Miami, Fl. Which makes sense, cause she's a babe. Anyways besides her having a bf, I think were officially together now.

My oh my.  Grats on the breakthrough WC08.  And since you pump iron all of the time I'm sure you could beat the crap out of her so-called "bf."   

Challenge her bf to a benchpress off or whatever. I think that's how these things work.

[KSUblumpkin]

Wackycat08 - tell us all of the juicy deets about tonight's #sidethightatchick encounter!   

Oh, man. Boys, I don't like to throw out 10's, but she's pretty damn close to it. I've been drooling over her for months. Short, tight/fit, girl with blond highlight streaks over her dark hair. Anyways, tonight, she asked to exchange reps on a machine I was using.  We shared a few jokes together before we went to get a drink of water. She told me she went to school at Miami, Fl. Which makes sense, cause she's a babe. Anyways besides her having a bf, I think were officially together now.

My oh my.  Grats on the breakthrough WC08.  And since you pump iron all of the time I'm sure you could beat the crap out of her so-called "bf."   

Fanning...you very well may be the rebound before the break-up.  Wreck it.

[yoga-like_abana]

wait.. fanning you were doing the same weight as a girl?
do you even lift bro?

[KSUblumpkin]

wait.. fanning you were doing the same weight as a girl?
do you even lift bro?

Where did you get this? It was a butterfly machine. Easy to change wait in between reps.

I see what you did there...lowering the weight down to the same level sends an indirect message of "look at me, I'm empathetic."  Plus you'll look like a champ barely breaking a sweat in front this filly.  #OperationWreckIt

[CNS]

A while back, I saw a chick with a sidethigh tat.  Thing is, that it was an inside thigh tat.  the tat was what looked like a burst of flame coming out of her skirt.  She was a redhead.

Fantastic.

[KSUblumpkin]

A while back, I saw a chick with a sidethigh tat.  Thing is, that it was an inside thigh tat.  the tat was what looked like a burst of flame coming out of her skirt.  She was a redhead.

Fantastic.

Sweet Jesus.

[420seriouscat69]

That's awesome, CNS.

[ben ji]

ben ji's old/new fling died her hair red on our first go round and I wasnt a fan. Much more appreciative of it this time, just something bout a girl with red hair ya know?

[EuroCat]

Not looking forward to returning to the single life in Tulsa. Woof.

[KSUblumpkin]

Red heads are freaks in the sheets. Can confirm.

Also confirmed.  Some of the dirtiest stuff I've ever been a part of have involved redheads.

[ben ji]

Red heads are freaks in the sheets. Can confirm.

 

[KSUblumpkin]

Not looking forward to returning to the single life in Tulsa. Woof.

For filly slaying:
A) Find girl with daddy issues
B) ????
C) Profit

[mocat]

Dirty scary freaky redheads is one of those stereotypes that is completely true.

[EuroCat]

Not looking forward to returning to the single life in Tulsa. Woof.

For filly slaying:
A) Find girl with daddy issues
B) ????
C) Profit

Not into getting stabbed, thanks

[Emo EMAW]

Red heads are freaks in the sheets. Can confirm.

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My only regret getting married...never had a hot freaky red head.