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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1775 on: March 06, 2013, 11:50:12 AM »
Fellas, what are your thoughts on dating someone who isn't into sports/doesn't care about EMAW?
EMAW overcomes all..

but if she will do stuff/go to things you enjoy then she is A OK.
just know you will have to go to stuff/do things she enjoys.

relationships sheesh kindof a hassle now that I think about it
Yeah, I only date girls that will do everything I want to do, which means I am out of their league, and is probably why I never really care very much about any of them.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1776 on: March 06, 2013, 11:51:02 AM »
My debut in the dating thread.  Hope I don't eff this up.

I went on a date with a filly last night (so far so good, right?).  I initially asked her to go ice skating and then to dinner, and she was all like, "I don't like ice skating, but dinner would be nice."

I didn't think anything of it.  Then, as dinner is winding to a close, I ask if she wants to go get a drink and maybe play some shuffleboard or pool (just trying to keep the date going).  She says, "I don't like pool, and I'm not sure I want to go to a bar on Monday."  So I just took her home, and she jumped out of the car before I even had it in park.  The date went for exactly an hour.  It took me longer to iron my freaking shirt.

I figured she just wasn't that into me and was ready to move on, but now she has texted like a dozen times and wants to go out again.  She's even planning the date.  What the eff?

Also, unrelated side note: I was in Phoenix for spring training over the weekend and was approached by a couple of swingers that wanted me to sex up the wife.  Crazy couple days for me.

Sounds like you have a clinging fun hater on your hands.  Those are the worst.  They want you to sit at home with them on "dates" and watch crap TV.  Get. Out. Now.  Your filly isn't the thoroughbred you may have thought.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1777 on: March 06, 2013, 11:59:29 AM »
Fellas, what are your thoughts on dating someone who isn't into sports/doesn't care about EMAW?

I'm having this problem now in Iowa.  The fillies I've been slaying lately are all flood aggy supporters/squackeyes.  I mention EMAW and they look confused.  It really hinders my ability to actually have a serious relationship. 

My major pick-up line that works in Iowa is: "My penis helps protect against the cumulative dose-response effect from mold.  Do you need help?"  Works every time.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1778 on: March 06, 2013, 12:07:45 PM »
HSG, now rate that list as far as likelihood goes. 

Also,  another possibility: bipolar or straight crazy or something.

Pro tip: this one should be in the top three as far as most feasible go.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1779 on: March 06, 2013, 12:36:11 PM »
Fellas, what are your thoughts on dating someone who isn't into sports/doesn't care about EMAW?

Does she bone on the first date?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1780 on: March 06, 2013, 12:48:32 PM »
Not sure where this applies but I'll throw it out there for the younger daters...

One time a girl I was dating came over after work.  She'd get off work and then we'd hook up pretty much every day.  So she comes over and we're making out and it's getting serious and I have to dump so bad.  So I went and dumped something awful.  So I took a quick shower.  I think she knew what happened and appreciated it. :thumbs:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1781 on: March 06, 2013, 12:54:19 PM »
Bought this for Fanning...

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1782 on: March 06, 2013, 12:54:32 PM »
Fellas, what are your thoughts on dating someone who isn't into sports/doesn't care about EMAW?

Dated a huge sqwauk for a year and hated watching EMAW games with her. She caught on and started faking enthusiasm for the katz but that just made it worse.

Also there is nothing worse than sitting in AFH with your sqwauk GF surrounded by KU fans while Self's boys just crush the katz.  :frown:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1783 on: March 06, 2013, 01:00:42 PM »
The sad thing about non-sports lovers is that when you tell them about an amazing play that Angel did, or about being in position to win the Big 12, they'll pretend to be excited, but that just makes it worse. It's like they pity you and your silly obsession with sports.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1784 on: March 06, 2013, 01:30:06 PM »
The sad thing about non-sports lovers is that when you tell them about an amazing play that Angel did, or about being in position to win the Big 12, they'll pretend to be excited, but that just makes it worse. It's like they pity you and your silly obsession with sports.

Spot on.  It's the worst.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1785 on: March 06, 2013, 01:33:20 PM »
The sad thing about non-sports lovers is that when you tell them about an amazing play that Angel did, or about being in position to win the Big 12, they'll pretend to be excited, but that just makes it worse. It's like they pity you and your silly obsession with sports.

Plus they want to go to sporting events with you but end up asking stupid questions like "How many points is a safety worth?"

Woof. Don't need that in my life.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1786 on: March 06, 2013, 01:38:46 PM »
If you are in the just-have-fun mode, date whoevs.

If you are in I-would-eventually-like-to-settle-down mode, don't date ppl you don't have a bunch in common with.  Think about it.  Ending up with someone that doesn't understand why you have to watch every game or why you get up early and get home late on Sat's that you spend at the Bill.  Woof. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1787 on: March 06, 2013, 01:39:02 PM »
This girl I'm seeing right now doesn't watch any sports. And if she had to pick a college team it would be Nebraska where all her family is from. It's kind of a bummer. But not as huge of a deal as I thought it would be.

Y-L_A said it pretty well. Both of us are willing to get out of our comfort zone to do things the other enjoys.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1788 on: March 06, 2013, 01:40:51 PM »
Fellas, what are your thoughts on dating someone who isn't into sports/doesn't care about EMAW?

EDIT: Lady Fellas, please feel free to chip in here as well!

You could just go to games with your bros. (My fiance isn't much of a team sports fan :frown:)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1789 on: March 06, 2013, 01:41:51 PM »
This girl I'm seeing right now doesn't watch any sports. And if she had to pick a college team it would be Nebraska where all her family is from. It's kind of a bummer. But not as huge of a deal as I thought it would be.

Y-L_A said it pretty well. Both of us are willing to get out of our comfort zone to do things the other enjoys.

Again, have fun.  Thats fantastic. 

Just saying that if you ever plan to settle down with her, expect to have to deal with the whole issue of why you were gone at a football game all day while she cleaned the house by herself argument. 

She understands now.....


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1790 on: March 06, 2013, 01:49:47 PM »
This girl I'm seeing right now doesn't watch any sports. And if she had to pick a college team it would be Nebraska where all her family is from. It's kind of a bummer. But not as huge of a deal as I thought it would be.

Y-L_A said it pretty well. Both of us are willing to get out of our comfort zone to do things the other enjoys.

Again, have fun.  Thats fantastic. 

Just saying that if you ever plan to settle down with her, expect to have to deal with the whole issue of why you were gone at a football game all day while she cleaned the house by herself argument. 

She understands now.....

Ts & Ps friend.

I'll keep that in mind if things start to get more serious. Maybe I'll show her show her clips of Shane and convert her!?!?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1791 on: March 06, 2013, 01:51:59 PM »
HSG, now rate that list as far as likelihood goes. 

Also,  another possibility: bipolar or straight crazy or something.

Pro tip: this one should be in the top three as far as most feasible go.

Most likely to least likely:

1. fun hater
2. bipolar or straight crazy or something
3. had to poop really badly
4. dates online and prefers short first dates
5. She is a super hero
6. She wanted to be a lady on the first date so that she could really get crazy on the second date

It's not looking good for me.   :cry:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1792 on: March 06, 2013, 01:58:01 PM »
This girl I'm seeing right now doesn't watch any sports. And if she had to pick a college team it would be Nebraska where all her family is from. It's kind of a bummer. But not as huge of a deal as I thought it would be.

Y-L_A said it pretty well. Both of us are willing to get out of our comfort zone to do things the other enjoys.

Again, have fun.  Thats fantastic. 

Just saying that if you ever plan to settle down with her, expect to have to deal with the whole issue of why you were gone at a football game all day while she cleaned the house by herself argument. 

She understands now.....

Ts & Ps friend.

I'll keep that in mind if things start to get more serious. Maybe I'll show her show her clips of Shane and convert her!?!?

Luckily my wife is probably a bigger wildwildcat fan than me.  The only related argument we get in is which of us has to stay at home with the kids while the other gets to go to the game when the grandparents can't babysit. 

Just a heads up.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1793 on: March 06, 2013, 02:06:26 PM »
HSG, now rate that list as far as likelihood goes. 

Also,  another possibility: bipolar or straight crazy or something.

Pro tip: this one should be in the top three as far as most feasible go.

Most likely to least likely:

1. fun hater
2. bipolar or straight crazy or something
3. had to poop really badly
4. dates online and prefers short first dates
5. She is a super hero
6. She wanted to be a lady on the first date so that she could really get crazy on the second date

It's not looking good for me.   :cry:

How was she in the hour long date you had at dinner?  Did she make eye contact with you?  Did she seem warm/affectionate?  It doesn't sound like she was crazy by any means.  Shy/reserved, yes...but I don't see crazy.  She may not even be the fun hater that I thought. 

You could just be beginning the relationship with someone who is shy, but unleashes the freak flag when things "get comfortable."  I think another date or two wouldn't hurt and she is obviously into what thunder you are laying down.

Sidenote, about a year ago I was getting pretty serious with a filly a couple of years younger than myself.  She seemed cool, I had a good time with her and actually saw a potential relationship.  One night, she popped in a chick flick and we watched it in bed together.  Right in the middle of the movie she says: "I wish you would break my arm so we could be like this for days."

I immediately walked out and broke up with her via the phone because I didn't feel like getting stabbed.  My point is what you perceive as abnormal may be nerves and what I perceived as normal clearly wasn't.  You just never know if you are into a psycho until that freak flag flies. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1794 on: March 06, 2013, 02:16:28 PM »
Sidenote, about a year ago I was getting pretty serious with a filly a couple of years younger than myself.  She seemed cool, I had a good time with her and actually saw a potential relationship.  One night, she popped in a chick flick and we watched it in bed together.  Right in the middle of the movie she says: "I wish you would break my arm so we could be like this for days."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1795 on: March 06, 2013, 02:21:41 PM »
Sidenote, about a year ago I was getting pretty serious with a filly a couple of years younger than myself.  She seemed cool, I had a good time with her and actually saw a potential relationship.  One night, she popped in a chick flick and we watched it in bed together.  Right in the middle of the movie she says: "I wish you would break my arm so we could be like this for days."

 :sdeek:   :runaway:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1796 on: March 06, 2013, 03:24:14 PM »
This girl I'm seeing right now doesn't watch any sports. And if she had to pick a college team it would be Nebraska where all her family is from. It's kind of a bummer. But not as huge of a deal as I thought it would be.

Y-L_A said it pretty well. Both of us are willing to get out of our comfort zone to do things the other enjoys.

Again, have fun.  Thats fantastic. 

Just saying that if you ever plan to settle down with her, expect to have to deal with the whole issue of why you were gone at a football game all day while she cleaned the house by herself argument. 

She understands now.....

Ts & Ps friend.

I'll keep that in mind if things start to get more serious. Maybe I'll show her show her clips of Shane and convert her!?!?

Luckily my wife is probably a bigger wildwildcat fan than me.  The only related argument we get in is which of us has to stay at home with the kids while the other gets to go to the game when the grandparents can't babysit. 

Just a heads up.

Not surprisingly CNS Casey is completely wrong here.  Mrs Bread doesn't give a damn about college sports and it's never been an issue.  In fact I much, much, much prefer it.  I get to watch games in peace or go to them without her and she's never judged me about why I give a crap.  If you don't have things you like to do separately, you're mumped.  Doing everything together is a recipe for a terrible marriage.  Also, women that a really into sports are suspect.  Just look at willesgirl.  I'm not saying it's definitely bad news, but it certainly isn't good news. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1797 on: March 06, 2013, 03:25:21 PM »
This girl I'm seeing right now doesn't watch any sports. And if she had to pick a college team it would be Nebraska where all her family is from. It's kind of a bummer. But not as huge of a deal as I thought it would be.

Y-L_A said it pretty well. Both of us are willing to get out of our comfort zone to do things the other enjoys.

Again, have fun.  Thats fantastic. 

Just saying that if you ever plan to settle down with her, expect to have to deal with the whole issue of why you were gone at a football game all day while she cleaned the house by herself argument. 

She understands now.....

Ts & Ps friend.

I'll keep that in mind if things start to get more serious. Maybe I'll show her show her clips of Shane and convert her!?!?

Luckily my wife is probably a bigger wildwildcat fan than me.  The only related argument we get in is which of us has to stay at home with the kids while the other gets to go to the game when the grandparents can't babysit. 

Just a heads up.

Not surprisingly CNS Casey is completely wrong here.  Mrs Bread doesn't give a damn about college sports and it's never been an issue.  In fact I much, much, much prefer it.  I get to watch games in peace or go to them without her and she's never judged me about why I give a crap.  If you don't have things you like to do separately, you're mumped.  Doing everything together is a recipe for a terrible marriage.  Also, women that a really into sports are suspect.  Just look at willesgirl.  I'm not saying it's definitely bad news, but it certainly isn't good news.

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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1798 on: March 06, 2013, 03:45:38 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1799 on: March 06, 2013, 03:50:18 PM »
Wow, can a mod please change the tagline under Willesgirl from "Combo-Fan" to "Certainly isn't good news."