Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 962238 times)

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1750 on:** March 05, 2013, 07:52:24 PM »

She might have a wiener dude.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #1751 on:** March 05, 2013, 08:02:00 PM »

If she is 22-23 she probably isn't use to dates and doesn't know what to do..

ben ji · « **Reply #1752 on:** March 05, 2013, 08:10:48 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on March 05, 2013, 08:02:00 PM

If she is 22-23 she probably isn't use to dates and doesn't know what to do..

It is pretty weird going from "Well I'll text you when I'm hammered in aggieville and you are 2 bars down and we will have a drink at Salty Rim then start making out on tubby's dance side" to "How about dinner and drinks next thursday?"

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #1753 on:** March 05, 2013, 08:24:23 PM »

Give me her number. I'll talk to her about it.

hurtsogood · « **Reply #1754 on:** March 05, 2013, 08:32:48 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on March 05, 2013, 08:10:48 PM

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on March 05, 2013, 08:02:00 PM
If she is 22-23 she probably isn't use to dates and doesn't know what to do..

It is pretty weird going from "Well I'll text you when I'm hammered in aggieville and you are 2 bars down and we will have a drink at Salty Rim then start making out on tubby's dance side" to "How about dinner and drinks next thursday?"

Sounds like I need to just cut the crap and take her to aggieville. Show her my roots.

slobber · « **Reply #1755 on:** March 05, 2013, 08:38:54 PM »

She has a rule about first dates. Sex her up on the second, she will feel like she was a good girl on the first date and then will unleash on the 2nd.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #1756 on:** March 05, 2013, 09:21:08 PM »

Quote from: hurtsogood on March 05, 2013, 07:06:43 PM

Quote from: CNS Casey on March 05, 2013, 06:50:34 PM
Doesn't sound like she likes fun stuff. Sounds like a fun hater, actually.

This is my worst nightmare. I'd prefer diarrhea to this. I think I'll probably go out with her on the date she is planning and give her a chance to redeem herself.

In her defense, declining ice skating, pool, and shuffleboard does not make her a fun hater. Did you meet her online? My roommate does online dating and he goes on tons of short dates that sound like they go exactly like that. Right down to the ice skating suggestion. Maybe the girls go on so many dates they don't plan on them going very long, so she may have had something else to do.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1757 on:** March 05, 2013, 09:25:38 PM »

Maybe she's a superhero.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #1758 on:** March 05, 2013, 09:27:17 PM »

the poop angle to this story seems plausible

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #1759 on:** March 05, 2013, 09:28:24 PM »

I agree. Have you ever tried to hold in poop as sneaky as diarrhea for over an hour?

Not for me.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #1760 on:** March 05, 2013, 09:29:48 PM »

difference between males and females in this one. a guy will go to the bathroom and let it all out. problem solved, continue date.

hurtsogood · « **Reply #1761 on:** March 05, 2013, 09:51:50 PM »

Quote from: kitten_mittons on March 05, 2013, 09:21:08 PM

Quote from: hurtsogood on March 05, 2013, 07:06:43 PM
Quote from: CNS Casey on March 05, 2013, 06:50:34 PM
Doesn't sound like she likes fun stuff. Sounds like a fun hater, actually.

This is my worst nightmare. I'd prefer diarrhea to this. I think I'll probably go out with her on the date she is planning and give her a chance to redeem herself.
In her defense, declining ice skating, pool, and shuffleboard does not make her a fun hater. Did you meet her online? My roommate does online dating and he goes on tons of short dates that sound like they go exactly like that. Right down to the ice skating suggestion. Maybe the girls go on so many dates they don't plan on them going very long, so she may have had something else to do.

We met through some mutual friends, but were also vaguely familiar with each other from way back in high school. I think she feels kind of bad about leaving so early. She apologized twice via text, and I think our mutual friend may have given her some crap about going home early.

The poop theory makes a lot of sense to me right now.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #1762 on:** March 05, 2013, 09:54:13 PM »

I say ask her about the poop theory. If you want to have a successful relationship it starts with honesty. Don't let her lie about it, really pester her until she admits it.

hurtsogood · « **Reply #1763 on:** March 05, 2013, 09:56:19 PM »

Quote from: Kelly Klarkson Kreep on March 05, 2013, 09:54:13 PM

I say ask her about the poop theory. If you want to have a successful relationship it starts with honesty. Don't let her lie about it, really pester her until she admits it.

I will start by asking "when was the last time you pooped?" and go from there.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #1764 on:** March 05, 2013, 09:58:40 PM »

Quote from: hurtsogood on March 05, 2013, 09:56:19 PM

Quote from: Kelly Klarkson Kreep on March 05, 2013, 09:54:13 PM
I say ask her about the poop theory. If you want to have a successful relationship it starts with honesty. Don't let her lie about it, really pester her until she admits it.

I will start by asking "when was the last time you pooped?" and go from there.

Boom Roasted · « **Reply #1765 on:** March 05, 2013, 10:00:21 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on March 05, 2013, 06:50:34 PM

She obvs had diarrhea.

Also, you should have sexed up that wife.

Tell that diarrhea chick to F off. Doesn't sound like she likes fun stuff. Sounds like a fun hater, actually.

Man that was such a good call and I want to believe it, and I hope she's super hot for hsg.

hurtsogood · « **Reply #1766 on:** March 05, 2013, 11:25:56 PM »

Ranking the theories about her behavior from the theory i most want to be true to the theory i least want to be true:

1. She wanted to be a lady on the first date so that she could really get crazy on the second date
2. She had to poop really badly
3. She is a super hero (this could be number two, depending on her super powers. If she can make herself look like other people - xmen/mystique style - then this is number one)
4. She dates online and prefers short first dates
5. She is a fun hater

michigancat · « **Reply #1767 on:** March 05, 2013, 11:34:59 PM »

Man, Klarkson is such a joy in this thread. He has truly blossomed as a poster.

DQ12 · « **Reply #1768 on:** March 05, 2013, 11:37:04 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on March 05, 2013, 11:34:59 PM

Man, Klarkson is such a joy in this thread. He has truly blossomed as a poster.

The PI Effect.

michigancat · « **Reply #1769 on:** March 05, 2013, 11:38:37 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on March 05, 2013, 11:37:04 PM

Quote from: michigancat on March 05, 2013, 11:34:59 PM
Man, Klarkson is such a joy in this thread. He has truly blossomed as a poster.
The PI Effect.

Well, it's worked brilliantly.

Willesgirl · « **Reply #1770 on:** March 06, 2013, 10:28:28 AM »

Quote from: Kelly Klarkson Kreep on March 05, 2013, 05:21:07 PM

Quote from: seven on March 05, 2013, 05:20:18 PM
31 in few days
I only date women younger than me...

Seven, I think this might come in handy for you:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #1771 on:** March 06, 2013, 10:36:56 AM »

Quote from: Willesgirl on March 06, 2013, 10:28:28 AM

Quote from: Kelly Klarkson Kreep on March 05, 2013, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: seven on March 05, 2013, 05:20:18 PM
31 in few days
I only date women younger than me...

Seven, I think this might come in handy for you:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America

Fun actually true in real life fact: Fanning has those maps on his bedroom wall.

But I guess you already knew that, huh, Williesgirl?

SwiftCat · « **Reply #1772 on:** March 06, 2013, 10:51:30 AM »

Fellas, what are your thoughts on dating someone who isn't into sports/doesn't care about EMAW?

EDIT: Lady Fellas, please feel free to chip in here as well!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1773 on:** March 06, 2013, 11:19:47 AM »

Quote from: Kelly Klarkson Kreep on March 06, 2013, 10:36:56 AM

Quote from: Willesgirl on March 06, 2013, 10:28:28 AM
Quote from: Kelly Klarkson Kreep on March 05, 2013, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: seven on March 05, 2013, 05:20:18 PM
31 in few days
I only date women younger than me...

Seven, I think this might come in handy for you:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America

Fun actually true in real life fact: Fanning has those maps on his bedroom wall.

But I guess you already knew that, huh, Williesgirl?

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #1774 on:** March 06, 2013, 11:32:37 AM »

Quote from: SwiftCat on March 06, 2013, 10:51:30 AM

Fellas, what are your thoughts on dating someone who isn't into sports/doesn't care about EMAW?

EMAW overcomes all..

but if she will do stuff/go to things you enjoy then she is A OK.
just know you will have to go to stuff/do things she enjoys.

relationships sheesh kindof a hassle now that I think about it