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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1500 on: February 08, 2013, 11:36:23 AM »
got behind a truck last night with the plates "WILLE", so i'm pretty sure i found the alleged boyfriend.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1501 on: February 08, 2013, 11:39:47 AM »
got behind a truck last night with the plates "WILLE", so i'm pretty sure i found the alleged boyfriend.

Did the car have a big trunk and was riding low in the back?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1502 on: February 08, 2013, 11:40:19 AM »
no, it was a shitty 90's chevy truck.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1503 on: February 08, 2013, 11:42:38 AM »
There is absolutely nothing wrong with not liking sports. The fact that Willesgirl can't say a single thing he likes is a big red flag. And that red flag says willesgirl is fanning.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1504 on: February 08, 2013, 11:44:09 AM »
no, it was a shitty 90's chevy truck.
pro tip: thats the drivers ed teacher for mhs

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1505 on: February 08, 2013, 11:44:54 AM »
no, it was a shitty 90's chevy truck.
pro tip: thats the drivers ed teacher for mhs

stable job i guess.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1506 on: February 08, 2013, 11:45:18 AM »
There is absolutely nothing wrong with not liking sports. The fact that Willesgirl can't say a single thing he likes is a big red flag. And that red flag says willesgirl is fanning.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1507 on: February 08, 2013, 11:50:23 AM »
Not Fanning. Also, I said before he likes running. Other things Willes likes: smoking meats, traveling. He's just not a huge sports fan. He does have season tickets to Sporting KC. He enjoys those games more than football. I don't understand it, but there you have it.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1508 on: February 08, 2013, 11:53:30 AM »
Other things Willes likes: smoking meats

i bet he does

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1509 on: February 08, 2013, 12:00:53 PM »

Stable -- he has a good, high paying job. He's held a good, high paying job for a number of years. He owns a house, a retirement account and other assets.

how many single guys own houses? more than i think?

I do, got some of my bros from college as roommates. Granted it was more of an investment thing for me and i have basically flipped it while living there.  Was the party spot my first year out of school becuase lots of friends were just getting finished with school and living with their parents and stuff.

the real question for stable is did he graduate from KSU? If so then  :kstategrad:

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« Reply #1510 on: February 08, 2013, 12:14:20 PM »

Stable -- he has a good, high paying job. He's held a good, high paying job for a number of years. He owns a house, a retirement account and other assets.

how many single guys own houses? more than i think?

I do, got some of my bros from college as roommates. Granted it was more of an investment thing for me and i have basically flipped it while living there.  Was the party spot my first year out of school becuase lots of friends were just getting finished with school and living with their parents and stuff.

the real question for stable is did he graduate from KSU? If so then  :kstategrad:

I'm doing the same except I'll be a roommate not the home owner, unfortunately (fortunately? :dunno:).
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1511 on: February 08, 2013, 12:22:50 PM »
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #1512 on: February 08, 2013, 12:23:21 PM »
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1513 on: February 08, 2013, 12:25:02 PM »
He's a hipster. American sports aren't cool enough.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1515 on: February 08, 2013, 12:26:49 PM »

Stable -- he has a good, high paying job. He's held a good, high paying job for a number of years. He owns a house, a retirement account and other assets.

how many single guys own houses? more than i think?

I do, got some of my bros from college as roommates. Granted it was more of an investment thing for me and i have basically flipped it while living there.  Was the party spot my first year out of school becuase lots of friends were just getting finished with school and living with their parents and stuff.

the real question for stable is did he graduate from KSU? If so then  :kstategrad:

Ditto, I know at least 5 single guys who have bought a house within 5 years of graduating.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1516 on: February 08, 2013, 12:51:07 PM »

Stable -- he has a good, high paying job. He's held a good, high paying job for a number of years. He owns a house, a retirement account and other assets.

how many single guys own houses? more than i think?

I do, got some of my bros from college as roommates. Granted it was more of an investment thing for me and i have basically flipped it while living there.  Was the party spot my first year out of school becuase lots of friends were just getting finished with school and living with their parents and stuff.

the real question for stable is did he graduate from KSU? If so then  :kstategrad:

I'm doing the same except I'll be a roommate not the home owner, unfortunately (fortunately? :dunno:).
It's a pretty sweet deal either way but will be easier on you not owning.  Lots of fun and pretty cheap compared to apts etc.  Very easy to pretend you are still in college and get too drunk on Thursday nights though

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1517 on: February 12, 2013, 09:54:31 PM »
My hope is that j-dub quits his job, packs up his car full of his belongings, and right before he embarks on a journey to the town in which this girl lives, confidentally pulls out his laptop and posts in this thread, "I gotta see about a girl" and we never hear from him again.

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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1518 on: February 12, 2013, 09:55:55 PM »
My hope is that j-dub quits his job, packs up his car full of his belongings, and right before he embarks on a journey to the town in which this girl lives, confidentally pulls out his laptop and posts in this thread, "I gotta see about a girl" and we never hear from him again.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1519 on: February 12, 2013, 10:11:38 PM »
Wow. 


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1520 on: February 12, 2013, 10:12:28 PM »
bro, come #schemePAK on your way through :thumbs:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1521 on: February 12, 2013, 10:15:12 PM »
the only reason a single male would own a house is because he is a serial killer.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1522 on: February 12, 2013, 10:15:24 PM »
What a dime way out! #stud

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1523 on: February 12, 2013, 10:15:37 PM »
Head west young man.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1524 on: February 12, 2013, 10:22:12 PM »
 :lol: guys. i exaggerated. i'm making a weekend trip..

but i'll be gone for good in less than a year i bet.

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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."