Master Dating Thread

[Willesgirl]

$100 gift card to the liquor store and an I.O.U. card to do whatever he wants to you in the bedroom.

What if he wants to do something really freaky? Nope. Also, $100 g/c for booze seems kind of Mountaineer, right?

then at least he knows he's wasting his time on you when you refuse.

OK. What if the IOU card has some conditions like no threesomes or white rocking?

[OK_Cat]

fanning is getting 100 pizzas tonight

[Gooch]

Looks like your bf is going to need to write me a thank you note. Make it out to Heath Fanning. 6312 hagan st., Shawnee, KS, 66216.

Boom. Now I know where to serve the summons Fanning

[The1BigWillie]

I had a sooper hot girl for a while and we were hanging out the weekend before Vday... We were just watching movies and snacking on some stuff.  She said... "why don't you go to the store and get some wine and some cheese/crackers?" So, I went to the store and went to the liquor store. 

On my way back she calls and is freaking out... she says.. "hurry up and get back. The cops are here and want to talk to you."  I AM FREAKING OUT!!!

I walk in... It's dark except for a few candles and she's standing in the middle of the room wearing the slutiest hottest cop outfit ever with hooker boots and holding a can of whip cream. 

I spent the rest of the night doing unspeakable things with and to her.  BEST GIFT EVER EVER EVER. 

Oh and then I got to drink the booze and eat all the crap I bought.

</fanningbrag>

[420seriouscat69]

STUD!

[Bloodfart]

 

[OK_Cat]

but seriously, fanning, you're gonna want to tip the pizza delivery guy or he'll probably come back later and bust your crap up.

what time will you be home tonight?

[Gooch]

Looks like your bf is going to need to write me a thank you note. Make it out to Heath Fanning. 6312 hagan st., Shawnee, KS, 66216.

Boom. Now I know where to serve the summons Fanning

SON OF A BITCH!

See ya in Court! Man oh man watching Trim eviscerate you is going to be glorious.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Fanning, take your address off the internet. We live pretty close* to each other 

*Kansas City metro area

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

OK. What if the IOU card has some conditions like no threesomes or white rocking?

Then you're going to look like a prude. Don't even bother.

[Willesgirl]

It's as if Fanning WANTS to be stalked. If that's really your address 

So sexy cop outfit? That's what we've come up with? OK. Done, I guess, since I'll look like a prude with the g.c. Willes be sending that thank you note to The1BigWillie.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

I had a sooper hot girl for a while and we were hanging out the weekend before Vday... We were just watching movies and snacking on some stuff.  She said... "why don't you go to the store and get some wine and some cheese/crackers?" So, I went to the store and went to the liquor store. 

On my way back she calls and is freaking out... she says.. "hurry up and get back. The cops are here and want to talk to you."  I AM FREAKING OUT!!!

I walk in... It's dark except for a few candles and she's standing in the middle of the room wearing the slutiest hottest cop outfit ever with hooker boots and holding a can of whip cream. 

I spent the rest of the night doing unspeakable things with and to her.  BEST GIFT EVER EVER EVER. 

Oh and then I got to drink the booze and eat all the crap I bought.

</fanningbrag>

How'd she get the cops to leave??

[EMAWmeister]

$100 gift card to the liquor store and an I.O.U. card to do whatever he wants to you in the bedroom.

What if he wants to do something really freaky? Nope. Also, $100 g/c for booze seems kind of Mountaineer, right?

My gift idea is what every real man wants. He could get the good stuff in more ways than one.

Seriously Fanning. You'd rather have that than say tickets to Monday night's game?

I'm a simple creature. This is how my mind works daily: sex, food, sex, alcohol, sports, sex, alcohol, sex, food, alcohol,  and sex. Tickets would be great to Monday's game, but it doesn't satisfy most of my needs.

JFC and you wonder why this whole thread is about your relationship eff ups

[SwiftCat]

You shouldn't really need your gift to be validated on here. If you are going to spend $100 on this guy, I'm assuming you know him pretty well. At least well enough to know what kind of freaky things he wants to do in bed.

Just take him out to dinner.

[michigancat]

"white rocking" is such a fanning term.

[star seed 7]

"white rocking" is such a fanning term.

i'm usually pretty up to date on this stuff, but i have no idea wtf that means.

[yoga-like_abana]

I don't know about you guys, but the day a girl tells me I can do whatever I want to her is the day I find out how sick I really am. Just not ready for that day to come...

do not like. had one ask me to choke her, was not into it.

[Willesgirl]

"white rocking" is such a fanning term.

i'm usually pretty up to date on this stuff, but i have no idea wtf that means.

Swingers supposedly put white rocks in their flower beds.

[Institutional Control]

Why are you engaged to a guy who's not into sports?

[Institutional Control]

"white rocking" is such a fanning term.

i'm usually pretty up to date on this stuff, but i have no idea wtf that means.

Swingers supposedly put white rocks in their flower beds.

O


M


G

My parents were swingers in the 70s and 80s. 

[EMAWmeister]

"white rocking" is such a fanning term.

i'm usually pretty up to date on this stuff, but i have no idea wtf that means.

Swingers supposedly put white rocks in their flower beds.

So willesgirl and fanning on the only two people on this bored with any knowledge of this term.

Outed.

[EMAWmeister]

"white rocking" is such a fanning term.

i'm usually pretty up to date on this stuff, but i have no idea wtf that means.

Swingers supposedly put white rocks in their flower beds.

So willesgirl and fanning on the only two people on this bored with any knowledge of this term.

Outed.

Idk what the eff it means. Oh, and it's *board, dumbass.

This is a new low for me.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

 

[Emo EMAW]

Co-worker got her husband a new badass wallet for VDay.  I sent her the link to the wallets thread.  She didn't read it but I made sure she got a single fold.  I thought it was a cool gift.

[Willesgirl]

Why are you engaged to a guy who's not into sports?

Because other than that, he's really awesome. He's hot and stable. That's a rare, rare combo. (No offense to present company.)