Master Dating Thread

[Mrs. Gooch]

Not to be all #fanningbrag here, but is it weird that I don't fight with my girlfriend? Dated for a year, not a single argument. Did I just happen to find the coolest one ever?

My wife and I don't fight either.  We disagree on stuff, but it never gets angry or weird.

Like, juvenile as this sounds, our biggest argument to date was why The Dark Knight is the greatest rough ridin' movie ever.

Did you both agree that it is the greatest movie ever, just couldn't agree on why it is the greatest?

It probably means she is just bitching to her friends about you instead of to your face.

[EMAWmeister]

Not to be all #fanningbrag here, but is it weird that I don't fight with my girlfriend? Dated for a year, not a single argument. Did I just happen to find the coolest one ever?

My wife and I don't fight either.  We disagree on stuff, but it never gets angry or weird.

Like, juvenile as this sounds, our biggest argument to date was why The Dark Knight is the greatest rough ridin' movie ever.

Did you both agree that it is the greatest movie ever, just couldn't agree on why it is the greatest?

It probably means she is just bitching to her friends about you instead of to your face.

I said it was the best movie of all time (because it is), she fell asleep through most of it.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

It probably means she is just bitching to her friends about you instead of to your face.

  Gotta be this

[EMAWmeister]

It probably means she is just bitching to her friends about you instead of to your face.

  Gotta be this

Oh I know that she does. But if there was a real problem here, I'd know about it.

[PoetWarrior]

I've never had a date.

Are they in granola?

[EMAWmeister]

I've never had a date.

Are they in granola?

I suppose they can be. I'm fond of raisin, date, and walnut oatmeal by quaker.

[puniraptor]

MUESLI

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

There's a whole lot of talk in this thread that isn't helping Fanning. Fanning, post that filly's number. I'll make this right.

[michigancat]

I've never had a date.

Are they in granola?

where have you been? old sweet songs keep you on my mind.

[Cartierfor3]

I've never had a date.

Are they in granola?

I'm concerned this isn't the real poet warrior since the font isn't in color

[j-dub]

I've never had a date.

Are they in granola?

I'm concerned this isn't the real poet warrior since the font isn't in color

pw's post is post of the year imo.

[Willesgirl]

Too scared of Trim to start thread, but I really need help from some dudes.

So, what do you get a guy for Valentine's Day? I never get this one right.

I would like to spend about $100. He is not a sports fan and he has just about everything. (He could use some nice throw pillows, but that's not a good present, right? Plus, I don't think there's anyway I could buy more than about one pillow for that price.)

Serious assistance would be appreciated. TIA.

[Dugout DickStone]

Some show tunes since he doesn't like sports.

[CNS]

This thread is about to get weird

[Willesgirl]

Some show tunes since he doesn't like sports.

What are your favorite showtunes, Limestone. That will help me narrow it down. TIA.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

$100 gift card to the liquor store and an I.O.U. card to do whatever he wants to you in the bedroom.

[Willesgirl]

$100 gift card to the liquor store and an I.O.U. card to do whatever he wants to you in the bedroom.

What if he wants to do something really freaky? Nope. Also, $100 g/c for booze seems kind of Mountaineer, right?

[Gooch]

$100 gift card to the liquor store and an I.O.U. card to do whatever he wants to you in the bedroom.

What if he wants to do something really freaky?

What if you liked it?

[8manpick]

$100 gift card to the liquor store and an I.O.U. card to do whatever he wants to you in the bedroom.

What if he wants to do something really freaky? Nope. Also, $100 g/c for booze seems kind of Mountaineer, right?

Nope, have you seen our threads about binging?

[Gooch]

This is so weird watching Fanning creepster on himself.

[Willesgirl]

$100 gift card to the liquor store and an I.O.U. card to do whatever he wants to you in the bedroom.

What if he wants to do something really freaky? Nope. Also, $100 g/c for booze seems kind of Mountaineer, right?

My gift idea is what every real man wants. He could get the good stuff in more ways than one.

Seriously Fanning. You'd rather have that than say tickets to Monday night's game?

[CNS]

$100 gift card to the liquor store and an I.O.U. card to do whatever he wants to you in the bedroom.

What if he wants to do something really freaky? Nope. Also, $100 g/c for booze seems kind of Mountaineer, right?

My gift idea is what every real man wants. He could get the good stuff in more ways than one.

Seriously Fanning. You'd rather have that than say tickets to Monday night's game?

Women don't get men at all.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I don't know about you guys, but the day a girl tells me I can do whatever I want to her is the day I find out how sick I really am. Just not ready for that day to come...

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

I don't know about you guys, but the day a girl tells me I can do whatever I want to her is the day I find out how sick I really am. Just not ready for that day to come...

make sure to record and upload to youjizz.com 

Fanning needs new material

[star seed 7]

$100 gift card to the liquor store and an I.O.U. card to do whatever he wants to you in the bedroom.

What if he wants to do something really freaky? Nope. Also, $100 g/c for booze seems kind of Mountaineer, right?

then at least he knows he's wasting his time on you when you refuse.