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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1475 on: February 08, 2013, 10:54:06 AM »
Why are you engaged to a guy who's not into sports?

Because other than that, he's really awesome. He's hot and stable. That's a rare, rare combo. (No offense to present company.)

What's he into then? Indie films?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1476 on: February 08, 2013, 10:54:21 AM »
Why are you engaged to a guy who's not into sports?

Because other than that, he's really awesome. He's hot and stable. That's a rare, rare combo. (No offense to present company.)

but if he doesn't like sports then he probably has a testosterone deficiency.   :dunno:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1477 on: February 08, 2013, 11:03:33 AM »
Why are you engaged to a guy who's not into sports?

Because other than that, he's really awesome. He's hot and stable. That's a rare, rare combo. (No offense to present company.)

but if he doesn't like sports then he probably has a testosterone deficiency.   :dunno:

Since I am into sports, does that mean I have too much testosterone?? :dunno:

Also, Willes really isn't into anything all that seriously. He likes running.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1478 on: February 08, 2013, 11:03:50 AM »
Males who don't like sports weird me out. Especially when they have gf's who lurk on sports message boards all day.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1479 on: February 08, 2013, 11:04:55 AM »
Why are you engaged to a guy who's not into sports?

Because other than that, he's really awesome. He's hot and stable. That's a rare, rare combo. (No offense to present company.)

but if he doesn't like sports then he probably has a testosterone deficiency.   :dunno:

Since I am into sports, does that mean I have too much testosterone?? :dunno:

Also, Willes really isn't into anything all that seriously. He likes running.
sounds like an incredibly boring human. must be great in the sack.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1480 on: February 08, 2013, 11:05:14 AM »
Why are you engaged to a guy who's not into sports?

Because other than that, he's really awesome. He's hot and stable. That's a rare, rare combo. (No offense to present company.)

define stable

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1481 on: February 08, 2013, 11:05:26 AM »
Males who don't like sports weird me out. Especially when they have gf's who lurk on sports message boards all day.

He does not know I do this all day. Pretty sure he would think it's weird. Actually, I think it's weird, but it's like an addiction. Why can't I quit you, gE? :dunno: I tried.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1482 on: February 08, 2013, 11:05:42 AM »
"not really into anything" means he is into something that he takes great pains to hide from everyone.

Check around for a hidden tie-ppl-up-and-torture-them room before you get too serious.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1483 on: February 08, 2013, 11:06:28 AM »
sounds like an incredibly boring human. must be great in the sack.

 :lol:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1484 on: February 08, 2013, 11:08:41 AM »
Why are you engaged to a guy who's not into sports?

Because other than that, he's really awesome. He's hot and stable. That's a rare, rare combo. (No offense to present company.)

define stable

Welp. Now I'm going to sound like a bitch, but...

Stable -- he has a good, high paying job. He's held a good, high paying job for a number of years. He owns a house, a retirement account and other assets.

He's also nice to his mother and sister and is really responsible about everything.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1485 on: February 08, 2013, 11:09:00 AM »
he's definitely into porn

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1486 on: February 08, 2013, 11:09:37 AM »
Stable -- he has a good, high paying job. He's held a good, high paying job for a number of years. He owns a house, a retirement account and other assets.

how old are you?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1487 on: February 08, 2013, 11:09:59 AM »
Why are you engaged to a guy who's not into sports?

Because other than that, he's really awesome. He's hot and stable. That's a rare, rare combo. (No offense to present company.)

define stable

Welp. Now I'm going to sound like a bitch, but...

Stable -- he has a good, high paying job. He's held a good, high paying job for a number of years. He owns a house, a retirement account and other assets.

He's also nice to his mother and sister and is really responsible about everything.

This guy is a serial killer. Trust me.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1488 on: February 08, 2013, 11:15:04 AM »
Why are you engaged to a guy who's not into sports?

Because other than that, he's really awesome. He's hot and stable. That's a rare, rare combo. (No offense to present company.)

define stable

Welp. Now I'm going to sound like a bitch, but...

Stable -- he has a good, high paying job. He's held a good, high paying job for a number of years. He owns a house, a retirement account and other assets.

He's also nice to his mother and sister and is really responsible about everything.

This guy is a serial killer. Trust me.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1489 on: February 08, 2013, 11:15:40 AM »
Males who don't like sports weird me out. Especially when they have gf's who lurk on sports message boards all day.

I have several great bros who aren't into sports, and they are great. But their GFs/Wives aren't into sports either, so it makes a great combo. Whats weird is when a chick is into sports but her BF is not, its like backwards.  Never met a couple where the wife/GF was all "hey lets watch the basketball game" and the man was like "na, I'm going to go read a book". 

Starting to think Willesgirl is a man.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1490 on: February 08, 2013, 11:17:28 AM »
You are going to cheat on him.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1491 on: February 08, 2013, 11:17:35 AM »
KKK, before I trust you on the serial killer thing, I need to know how you can pick one out of a line-up. Did you grow up next door to Dennis Rader or something?


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1492 on: February 08, 2013, 11:18:23 AM »
Chicks with higher testosterone levels are super wet "down there."  Fact.  Don't ask me how I know.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1493 on: February 08, 2013, 11:19:04 AM »
You are going to cheat on him.

Why would you say that? It's so mean.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1494 on: February 08, 2013, 11:21:56 AM »
You are going to cheat on him.

Why would you say that? It's so mean.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1495 on: February 08, 2013, 11:24:23 AM »
KKK, before I trust you on the serial killer thing, I need to know how you can pick one out of a line-up. Did you grow up next door to Dennis Rader or something?

KKK knows his cereal killers. Fact.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1496 on: February 08, 2013, 11:27:49 AM »
Males who don't like sports weird me out. Especially when they have gf's who lurk on sports message boards all day.

I have several great bros who aren't into sports, and they are great. But their GFs/Wives aren't into sports either, so it makes a great combo. Whats weird is when a chick is into sports but her BF is not, its like backwards.  Never met a couple where the wife/GF was all "hey lets watch the basketball game" and the man was like "na, I'm going to go read a book". 

Starting to think Willesgirl is a man.

ha ha, great post

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1497 on: February 08, 2013, 11:30:29 AM »

Stable -- he has a good, high paying job. He's held a good, high paying job for a number of years. He owns a house, a retirement account and other assets.

how many single guys own houses? more than i think?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1498 on: February 08, 2013, 11:33:17 AM »
KKK, before I trust you on the serial killer thing, I need to know how you can pick one out of a line-up. Did you grow up next door to Dennis Rader or something?

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1499 on: February 08, 2013, 11:34:08 AM »
<--- owned a house while single

It's not all it's cracked up to be, IMO.