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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #350 on: May 02, 2012, 06:02:17 PM »
seems like it worked out well for her but not for you. JUST SAYING
IT WAS MUTUAL

you mutually decided to stop having sex together so she could start having sex someone else? Sounds like a win-win! :cheers:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #351 on: May 02, 2012, 06:55:37 PM »
seems like it worked out well for her but not for you. JUST SAYING
IT WAS MUTUAL

you mutually decided to stop having sex together so she could start having sex someone else? Sounds like a win-win! :cheers:

He doesn't seem butthurt that it ended. It was fun while it lasted and neither regret it. Sounds like a win-win.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #352 on: May 02, 2012, 09:56:50 PM »
thoughts on friends with benefits with a recent ex?  thought I knew what I was doing but it is quite apparent that they will always want more than a platonic relationship  :blank:


Seems ideal, never works.
Eh, it just depends, I think.

no, never works. butthurt from one or both side will set in. (and not the kind from buttsecks)
I expect it to crash and burn but I am going down with the ship. Should be a fun ride.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #353 on: May 02, 2012, 10:01:53 PM »
Usually works if you ignore her texts/calls unless it's time for benefits.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #354 on: May 02, 2012, 11:36:01 PM »
seems like it worked out well for her but not for you. JUST SAYING
IT WAS MUTUAL

you mutually decided to stop having sex together so she could start having sex someone else? Sounds like a win-win! :cheers:
I mean, it was going to be long distance.  We both understood it would be really stupid.

I technically broke up with her (it was HS), but she wanted it too.  We didn't work as a couple, we both knew it.  That was years ago.  We're still really close.

Like I said, it can work, but it just depends.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #355 on: May 03, 2012, 12:48:24 AM »
Dlew, I love you, but admit there was a time where you missed that instant guarantee, that you were looking for, when she was out with another dude. It happens, we've all tried this approach, but someone will lose. Bottom story, keep your head up, and don't be a pussy, that's the key to dating.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #356 on: May 03, 2012, 07:56:49 AM »
Dlew, I love you, but admit there was a time where you missed that instant guarantee, that you were looking for, when she was out with another dude. It happens, we've all tried this approach, but someone will lose. Bottom story, keep your head up, and don't be a pussy, that's the key to dating.

good grief, this rough ridin' guy thinking he's giving out keys to dating.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #357 on: May 03, 2012, 08:08:10 AM »
Dlew, I love you, but admit there was a time where you missed that instant guarantee, that you were looking for, when she was out with another dude. It happens, we've all tried this approach, but someone will lose. Bottom story, keep your head up, and don't be a pussy, that's the key to dating.

good grief, this rough ridin' guy thinking he's giving out keys to dating.

Yes, apparently reading a 16 page thread about dating on a sports website provides all the expertise necessary.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #358 on: May 03, 2012, 08:44:38 AM »
lest we forget he started the thread of which we have 16 pages proving he knows nothing about the subject other than how to fail at it.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #359 on: May 03, 2012, 09:16:00 AM »
I'm good friends with an Ex, but as Dlew said, we've lived miles apart and it was years ago

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #360 on: May 03, 2012, 09:53:29 AM »
I'm good friends with an Ex, but as Dlew said, we've lived miles apart and it was years ago
You know, these might be prerequisites for being friends with exes.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #361 on: May 03, 2012, 10:01:23 AM »
we had sex and then she folded my laundry  :thumbs:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #362 on: May 03, 2012, 10:03:29 AM »
we had sex and then she folded my laundry  :thumbs:

She is trying to get back with you.  But congrats on the sex/laundry folding

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #363 on: May 03, 2012, 10:05:10 AM »
we had sex and then she folded my laundry  :thumbs:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #364 on: May 03, 2012, 10:06:06 AM »
we had sex and then she folded my laundry  :thumbs:

Oh, man.  This is going to end poorly.

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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #365 on: May 03, 2012, 10:08:15 AM »
we had sex and then she folded my laundry  :thumbs:

Man, this will not end well. But you already knew that. So have fun.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #366 on: May 03, 2012, 10:10:22 AM »
at first she'll fold your laundry, but it will eventually lead to her cooking you food.  when it gets to that point, it's over.

t&p's, y_l_a

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #367 on: May 03, 2012, 10:12:57 AM »
I think it'll end fine YLA.  Congrats on the laundry. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #368 on: May 03, 2012, 10:14:16 AM »
I hate folding laundry.  I would happily continue on that ride right until it exploded into flames of destruction and emotions

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #369 on: May 03, 2012, 10:16:05 AM »
I hate folding laundry.  I would happily continue on that ride right until it exploded into flames of destruction and emotions
Yeah.  folding laundry is the worst.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #370 on: May 03, 2012, 10:18:05 AM »
I hate folding laundry.  I would happily continue on that ride right until it exploded into flames of destruction and emotions

I just hope he isn't overly attached to any of his clothing. 

That will be the first casualty. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #371 on: May 03, 2012, 10:18:53 AM »
I hate folding laundry.  I would happily continue on that ride right until it exploded into flames of destruction and emotions

I just hope he isn't overly attached to any of his clothing. 

That will be the first casualty. 

It'll be wrinkly?  Just throw it in the dryer for 10 min

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #372 on: May 03, 2012, 10:20:13 AM »
I hate folding laundry.  I would happily continue on that ride right until it exploded into flames of destruction and emotions

I just hope he isn't overly attached to any of his clothing. 

That will be the first casualty. 

It'll be wrinkly?  Just throw it in the dryer for 10 min

Intentionally shrunk, missing, eaten by the dryer, washed with reds, etc.  Laundry is way to vulnerable in sitches like this.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #373 on: May 03, 2012, 10:20:26 AM »
doing dishes is worst.  laundry is nothing compared to dishes.  NOTHING. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #374 on: May 03, 2012, 10:22:35 AM »
doing dishes is worst.  laundry is nothing compared to dishes.  NOTHING. 

Do not mind dishes at all.  Rinse, put in dishwasher.  Laundry annoys me because its this 2 hour ordeal of gathering it, washing, drying, AND THEN YOU HAVE TO FOLD IT!  All my clothes end up on hangers anymore