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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #325 on: May 01, 2012, 09:52:51 PM »
thoughts on friends with benefits with a recent ex?  thought I knew what I was doing but it is quite apparent that they will always want more than a platonic relationship  :blank:


Seems ideal, never works.
Eh, it just depends, I think.

But like I said, caveat emptor and stuff.


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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #326 on: May 01, 2012, 10:17:31 PM »
i would like to aquire a girlfriend.

advice?

Why?

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it's been a long time, and it interests me.
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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #327 on: May 01, 2012, 10:20:16 PM »
i would like to aquire a girlfriend.

advice?

Why?

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it's been a long time, and it interests me.

What are you currently doing to acquire a girlfriend?

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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #328 on: May 01, 2012, 10:23:31 PM »
i would like to aquire a girlfriend.

advice?

Why?

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it's been a long time, and it interests me.

What are you currently doing to acquire a girlfriend?

nothing.  for a long time i was very fine with not having one.  just been on my mind recently.
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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #329 on: May 01, 2012, 10:24:32 PM »

nothing.  for a long time i was very fine with not having one.  just been on my mind recently.

Keep doing this, but instead of not asking girls out, ask them out.

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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #330 on: May 01, 2012, 10:25:46 PM »

nothing.  for a long time i was very fine with not having one.  just been on my mind recently.

Keep doing this, but instead of not asking girls out, ask them out.
This is great advice.  Asking girls out is a tremendous way to get a girl to go out with you.


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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #331 on: May 01, 2012, 10:26:00 PM »

nothing.  for a long time i was very fine with not having one.  just been on my mind recently.

Keep doing this, but instead of not asking girls out, ask them out.

alright.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #332 on: May 01, 2012, 10:27:00 PM »
seven does one or more of your bros have girlfriends currently? are u secretly feeling left out?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #333 on: May 01, 2012, 10:28:13 PM »
seven does one or more of your bros have girlfriends currently? are u secretly feeling left out?

everyone i know has been married for 3+ years.  i don't think that's it, but possibly.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #334 on: May 01, 2012, 10:30:34 PM »
buy a girl flowers and stuff

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Master Dating Thread
« Reply #335 on: May 01, 2012, 10:55:10 PM »
Are you baby crazy?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #336 on: May 01, 2012, 11:17:02 PM »
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #338 on: May 02, 2012, 08:45:36 AM »
Do you recognize that falace?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #339 on: May 02, 2012, 11:14:55 AM »
thoughts on friends with benefits with a recent ex?  thought I knew what I was doing but it is quite apparent that they will always want more than a platonic relationship  :blank:


Seems ideal, never works.
Eh, it just depends, I think.

no, never works. butthurt from one or both side will set in. (and not the kind from buttsecks)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #340 on: May 02, 2012, 03:01:05 PM »
thoughts on friends with benefits with a recent ex?  thought I knew what I was doing but it is quite apparent that they will always want more than a platonic relationship  :blank:


Seems ideal, never works.
Eh, it just depends, I think.

no, never works. butthurt from one or both side will set in. (and not the kind from buttsecks)
It's worked at least once, man.

 :gocho:


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #341 on: May 02, 2012, 03:14:15 PM »
ya it's quite easy if you're not socially inept. 


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #342 on: May 02, 2012, 03:17:44 PM »
ya it's quite easy if you're not socially inept.
Man, it's like, sometimes I think Clams and I are the only ones who have a life outside of this stupid message board and the rest of you are a bunch of poindexters.



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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #343 on: May 02, 2012, 03:57:35 PM »
Dlew, have you noticed the size of the Skyrim thread?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #344 on: May 02, 2012, 04:37:44 PM »
What is a Skyrim anyways?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #345 on: May 02, 2012, 04:39:03 PM »
What is a Skyrim anyways?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #346 on: May 02, 2012, 04:46:13 PM »
thoughts on friends with benefits with a recent ex?  thought I knew what I was doing but it is quite apparent that they will always want more than a platonic relationship  :blank:


Seems ideal, never works.
Eh, it just depends, I think.

no, never works. butthurt from one or both side will set in. (and not the kind from buttsecks)
It's worked at least once, man.

 :gocho:

for both parties? :dubious:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #347 on: May 02, 2012, 04:47:53 PM »
thoughts on friends with benefits with a recent ex?  thought I knew what I was doing but it is quite apparent that they will always want more than a platonic relationship  :blank:
Still good friends.


Seems ideal, never works.
Eh, it just depends, I think.

no, never works. butthurt from one or both side will set in. (and not the kind from buttsecks)
It's worked at least once, man.

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for both parties? :dubious:
Yep.  She's got a boyfriend now and I'm flying solo.

Both pretty content.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #348 on: May 02, 2012, 04:57:07 PM »
seems like it worked out well for her but not for you. JUST SAYING

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #349 on: May 02, 2012, 05:08:50 PM »
seems like it worked out well for her but not for you. JUST SAYING
IT WAS MUTUAL


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